#Episode 38

[smallishbeans-tools-today]

smallishbeans' tool names of episode 38

His sword was still named:

His axe was named:

His pickaxe was still named:

His bow was named:

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: What if we all are just really stupid and this podcast is only successful because people think it’s funny to listen to us argue and talk because everyone else around us is so smart that they think it’s— it’s a little circus show. 

Charlie: Squid Game [crunch]. 

Schlatt: Thanks for that input, Charlie. 

[uyallstars]

Have you bought a middle birthday present for me yet?

[allthedamnnamesaretaken1]

Arthur realizing that John is just now learning how to be a person and is still developing his morals instead of just blaming him for making less than ideal decisions is so important to me. Also, John realizing that the king is still a part of him but activly working to not let it affect his decisions is something that I feel so normal about. Listening to the two of them have conversations instead of just arguing the whole time is making me feel very normal and reasonable emotions (lying).

[221bnassau]

TOBY STEPHENS DESERVED EVERY AWARD IN EXISTENCE FOR THIS MOMENT ALONE

[andwhatnot1]

give this man a break

[lilianhuas]

Nobody: …

A random guy during intense moments: “tHeY’rE nOt EvEn BiOlOgIcAl BrOtHeRs”

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: October 9…

When Lord Boxman hires someone who is a pollutant to increase productivity, creating pollution into the atmosphere, KO and the others, with the help of a Planeteer, recruit an elemental warrior named Captain Planet. “The Power is Yours!” premiered on this day, 7 Years Ago.

[mapplesand]

I'M A GREEN GOBLIN, FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN

[threebooksoneplot]

I can’t get over how Bella acts like a small dog with separation anxiety and Alice is her human who just came back from vacation early because Bella stopped eating out of protest

you're so right. and so the lion fell in love with the Pandemic Pet chihuahua —G

[wbg-quotes]

I got over you being born just fine, if you hadn’t noticed.

[icy-watch]

L-leggo

[chuckle-clips]

Ted: Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.

Schlatt: Exactly.

Ted: He’s actually a frying pan. Wait—

Schlatt: What?

Ted: Is that what you…?

Charlie: Dude, I think you might’ve picked up some droplets earlier or something.

Schlatt: Yeah, you might’ve inhaled some droplets.

Ted: Oh, I’m high as a kite right now. You guys both look like bears.

Charlie: You look a little— You look a little flushed right now, how’s the traffic, Ted?

Schlatt: You’re looking flushed, man.

Charlie: Check the traffic report for me. Oh, all clear.

Ted: My hands are tentacles right now. I don’t know who my name is.

Charlie: Dude, I genuinely want you so badly… to— to wake up tomorrow—

Ted: [Laughs] I thought you were gonna end it there. I thought you were gonna end it there.

[All laugh]

Ted: Dude, I—

Schlatt: Charlie confesses his love, finally.

Ted: Dude, I want you so badly. ‘Cause that was right when you chose to breathe.

Schlatt: I want you so badly— [laughs]

Ted: That was right in the part of the sentence that you chose to breathe.

Charlie: Dude, dude, I— someone please just clip that part and like make it an animatic or something and just end the fucking video after that.

Ted: We’re giving our fans a lot of work this episode.

[uyallstars]

Sana, there´s still someone out in the yard.

[inkblackorchid]

[221bnassau]

She clocked her inmediately and he didn't and that's SO FUNNY.