#Enclosure AU

[thedenofravenpuff]

Is King, the giant eel from the Enclosure AU!

People on the server was talking about enrichment for the different creatures, so I ended up drawing King having his fun with a nice fresh pumpkin all for him.

Enjoy!

Bonus, the first doodle starting it all:

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[alienzil]

Nanny Danny

“That is a whole ass baby,” was the only thought running through Lex Luthor’s head when the scientist proudly showed him the tube containing Project KR. It was not remotely the sort of thing he would normally think and most definitely not what he had expected to be thinking the first time he saw the clone.

He’d been pleased when he’d read the reports indicating the success of KR after years of failures. Lex had poured millions of dollars and literally his own blood into ensuring a clone of the alien could be made, one that would be under his total control instead of the unknown aspirations of Superman.  He’d wanted to see the fruits of his labors personally but this…

It. No, not an it. He scrunched his tiny face and smacked his lips and…did he smirk? Was that HIS SMIRK on that baby’s face?! No. No. Babies this small didn’t smile or smirk. They passed gas and their sleep deprived and addled parents mistook it for an intelligent response. He’d heard enough inane conversations in the Lexcorp office about the various progeny of his employees to pick up on that but still. This child had Kryptonian DNA, not to mention his own contribution. Surely, he was far more advanced than the dribbling potato shaped lump of an infant whose pictures he’d been forced to smile and nod over when Mark from accounting had rudely shoved them in his face at the last quarterly budget meeting. Yes, that was definitely a smirk. His, that was his smirk.

“So as you can see its growth is well within expected parameters and we’re planning to start phase one of accelerating the maturation process tomorrow once the testing is do-”

“Take him out.”

“Sir? The testing can all be accomplished while it remains in the tube. There’s no need to-”

“I said, take him out. The project is cancelled.”

“What?! Mr. Luthor you can’t!”

“I think you’ll find I can. Now get me my son.”

*****

Two years later

“Call them again”

“Sir, I’ve called them seven times. They won’t answer.”

“Then call another agency!”

“There isn’t another agency, Sir”

Lex glared at his assistant who stared back at him impassively. Mercy stood by the door staring off into the distance and pretending she didn’t notice him being bested by his own secretary.

He stopped himself from shouting again and took a deep breath before asking, “Then what, exactly, do you propose I do Mrs. Anderson? Adjust my entire schedule around naptimes? Find a toddler size lab coat and safety goggles and bring my son with me to tour the new clean energy project on Thursday? Perhaps buy a tiny business suit while I’m at it for the next board meeting?”

“I’m not suggesting anything of the sort, Mr. Luthor. I’m telling you that no childcare agency in Metropolis will return my calls anymore. Most won’t even answer.  You’ve gone through 27 nannies in the last 3 months. You need someone better suited to your son’s…special needs.”

Lex snorted. “Special needs might be a bit of understatement. He can lift a car over his head and his favorite word right now is No.”

He sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Thank you for…clarifying the situation, Marjorie. If there’s nothing else, you can leave.”

His secretary didn’t move. She looked at him like she was waiting for something and now that he was paying attention, he saw she was holding a file.  “Did you have a suggestion?”

Looking pleased with herself she responded, “Actually, yes, I did.”

“Well?”

She set the file on his desk and flipped it open. He looked down at the first page and raised an eyebrow, “What am I looking at here?”

“This,” she responded pulling out the top set of papers and spreading them out, “is the employee file and background check for Daniel J. Fenton, an intern that started in our engineering department about 4 months ago. He has one sibling, two parents and several close friends he regularly meets with. His current supervisor has nothing but good things to say about him and reports he gets along well with all his coworkers.”

She set out the next set of papers, neatly arranging them on the desk to be easily seen. “These are newspaper articles and screenshots of social media posts regarding a small town vigilante locally known as Phantom. The same small town, Mr. Fenton is from coincidentally. Also coincidentally, Phantom made his first appearance only a few weeks after Mr. Fenton was involved in a minor accident in his parent’s home laboratory when he was 14, the medical records for the incident are included.”

“Hmm,” Lex said observing several photos of Phantom and a younger Fenton arranged in order of similar poses and facial expressions and printed out side by side.

“Finally,” she said handing him the last set of papers directly, “this would be a report from the lab Mr. Fenton works in from an incident that happened yesterday. A test with a new protype went wrong and started a fire. Everyone evacuated per protocol when the alarms went off but one of the other interns was working on a programming issue off to the side of the lab while wearing headphones and didn’t hear the alarm or notice the fire. Mr. Fenton noticed his absence and returned to the lab to get him out.” She stopped talking and let him look at the last several pages in the file, a series of photographs of the lab.

“Is this ice?”

“Yes, it is. It’s several inches thick and covers half of the lab. It completely put out the fire leaving minimal damage.”

“This machine was moved?”

“It was. It was very close to the flames and would have required replacement if exposed to extreme heat or cold. That particular piece of equipment also weighs several thousand pounds and was bolted to the floor.”

Lex read through everything in detail then clasped his hands under his chin and stared at the photo of Daniel Fenton for several moments before turning back to his waiting secretary.

“Have HR send Mr. Fenton up. I’d like to offer him a promotion.”

[mumms-the-word]

Solas had to kill Felassan because Felassan would have heard that a man named Solas joined the Inquisition and signed up immediately just to follow the Inquisitor around and be like “you know this reminds me of a Dalish legend about Fen’Harel stop me if you’ve heard this one before have I told you about the time Andruil almost tricked him into being her lover for a year” while Solas sweats bullets in the background knowing he can’t interrupt or stop him without looking suspicious as hell

[duchess-doodles]

The fun part about being an artist is sometimes you have ideas and then you do them

[joejhang]

my favourite bits of the unhinged kandreil draft snippet

honestly this is a goldmine of insane moments. love nora for this.

THEIR BANTER THO

good to know neil's always been a cunty diva

it's giving you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you. r.i.p. kandreil au kevin you truly had infinite rizz.

the way i feel like i've been sledgehammered

andreil still going strong

the way they have me giggling and twirling my hair kicking my feet booktok couples could only DREAM of having this kinda chemistry

i don't think i need to say anything

[sluttyenthusiast]

Augh I need Pornstar!Patrick

He's older, mid 30's, but he's one of the best from his company.

He watches from the side as the casting director interviews you. The camera man adjusts the camera and zooms in on you, focusing on you as you squirm on the dingy casting couch.

Patrick watches as the director asked if you ever been fucked by an older man, and he groans from behind the scenes when you shake your head, muttering that you've never been fucked at all.

Patrick shouldn't be close to cumming in his pants at the freshly 20 year old girl in front of him, but he can't wait to get a piece of you.

You look so cute sitting there, with your wide, doe eyes as you look at Patrick as the director explains what's going to happen, and Patrick wonders how such a sweet, obedient little thing like you got here.

And he knows once he fucks you, he won't be able to stop 😵‍💫 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[soul-collectors]

Gaster's Fall [SC; Maker Timeline]

Maker!Gaster's deterioration throughout the story :)

[Maker timeline comic begin]

[tea-moth11]

About to start next AU and I am stoked!

New series will be centered around Jon, Martin, Tim and Sasha as they work on a cryptid documentary crew for a web show. In this AU cryptids are real and well documented, so the team is a specialty wildlife film crew for sightings as they are still rarer than others.

After rising in popularity the team is sent to America to film cryptids with its wide range of sightings. They start up filming with a new camera person, Martin!

Wouldn't be an Archives AU without a rocky start between Jon and Martin.

I can't wait to start posting the story and take y'all along for the ride.

[mamawasatesttube]

i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.

[litany-writes]

POTTER LANDO AU CERAMICIST LANDO AU CAN ANYONE HEAR ME ??????? SAVE ME CERAMICIST LANDO SAVE ME

also honorable mention for SLIP WHISKERS LANDO???

[la5pampy]

Tap tap tap

Lovely Clip belongs to @venomous-qwille

[thedenofravenpuff]

Sketched some more of my take on the Scandinavian cryptid the Eel King. 

Having fun and just playing around with the concept, for a  setup with friends on discord where an organization runs facilities for these kind of non-threat creatures. 

Enjoy! 

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[askthefairlynormalparentsau]

For perry : Do you know who Ved is?

D: he can TELEPORT, genius

I: I KNOW THAT! Ved will follow whatever rules I give him, he LOVES following rules! In any case, he shouldn’t bother us!

P: okay, that’s good…

I: …. Want me to put him in the salad spinner again?

P: maybe later. Thanks for offering, though

[canisalbus]

Hi I was thinking about your sad gay dogs and how their paths have diverged since you created them and this need from folks to save then and anyway anyway I wrote a poem.

A past that never existed

A future that cannot be

Fiction rendered soft fantasy

Created destined for tragedy

And yet the world asks so

Can they be remembered

Wherever they do go

.

[icy-gendango]

>:3

i forgot to post these onesssss

@venomous-qwille's guys have infected my brain fr fr. im afraid it's terminal >:3

[tv1xx]

Another redraw , but with Mark and Eve :) I cant wait to see their relationship blossom!