#Empire will have you 19 years old with a 56 year old best friend like dang where tf Simon at today

[paingoes]

Destroyer - Bottle Episode

(Masterlist)

multiple whumpers. hot day. everyone’s mad.

this is like. vintage destroyer. gang's all here. i got nostalgic writing this.

not a lot happens in this one i kinda just wanted to play around some w the original cast because i thought it'd be fun. and it was.

(Content: living weapon whumpee, royal whumper, multiple whumpers, carewhumper, casual whump, dehumanization, drug mention, manhandling, slapping, guns, joke about animal death, minor temperature whump)

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Delta squinted into the morning sun. He already felt like he was baking. The length and color of his hair did not help, trapping the heat all down his back. He wasn’t built for this kind of weather; it dried his skin out. They’d been waiting since well before sunrise.

“Quit glaring.” Martino tugged roughly at the fin of his ear.

He hadn’t even said anything.

“Why? He’s right. This is bullshit,” Paris interjected, seizing any opportunity to complain. He readjusted the water bottle against his temple, his other hand still messing with the radio’s dials. “They had three months to fix the warning system — it only would’ve taken a day. I don’t know why the fuck I’m rewarding their bad behavior by coming out here. Should’ve just let them hang. Not my problem.”

He wasn’t faring much better in the heat. The uniform he wore was too regal, too thick for the climate. The sweat against his pale skin made him look sickly.

“Who still fights cavalry?” Simon mused. 

“I know.” Paris gave an exasperated sigh. “I don’t even know why we have the units. I’m going to disband them soon, it’s just…I mean, I don’t think they can be trained to do anything else.”

“What are you going to do with the horses?” Delta asked quietly.

“Glue,” Paris said. 

Delta couldn’t tell if he was serious. 

He made the C’mere gesture with his hand. Delta stood up from where he’d been sitting cross-legged by Simon’s lawn chair. He knelt down on the grass beside the prince. 

Paris wound the cable around his palm.

It’d been an accident discovery. Something in his body’s chemistry made the signal grow louder and clearer. All he needed to do was get close to it, but it worked better if he was directly connected to the circuit. It didn’t require any conscious effort on his part. It mostly just made him feel tingly.

“That is not the intended use case,” Martino said with bitter disapproval.

“Ask me if I give a fuck.”

Dr.Martino tapped the side of his nose in warning. Paris reflexively wiped at his own. He always fell for it.

“Oh, like you’re any better.” Paris snapped when no powder came off onto his sleeve. “Good luck with the opioid settlement, prick.”

Delta smirked at that. Paris noticed — and seemed mildly gratified by it.

From up on the hill, there should have been no better line-of-sight for the signal. But only static came through, audible even when the headset was off. Paris kept playing with the settings, getting visibly frustrated when they only produced different shades of meaningless noise.

“Did you fix the SWR?” Simon said.

“No, the ratio’s fine. It’s the RFI. Nothing’s getting through with all the aerial traffic.” Paris shook his head.

“I bet it’s the SWR. You probably connected the meter wrong. Let me see it.” Simon stood up from the chair. 

“No.” He pulled the wires closer to himself.

“Just let me see.” Simon adjusted the antenna.

“I know what I’m doing,” Paris insisted.

“Then why isn’t it working, Your Highness?”

They were both wrong. Annoyed, Delta quickly readjusted the dials before they could stop him.

“Get off.” Paris shoved him back with a totally unnecessary amount of force, especially considering he was already off. He just caught himself on his free hand.

“Oh, did that work?” Simon asked curiously, releasing the antenna.

Paris put the headset back on. He didn’t answer, which meant yes. He glared at Delta, who was already gazing at the ground as if nothing had happened, careful not to look too smug about it.

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An hour had passed. The enemy had yet to reveal itself. There was nothing else to do but rehearse. Delta glanced in between the map and terrain it represented, paying careful attention to the grid he was to superimpose onto it. He targeted each position as they instructed.

“B9.”

Delta put out the warning light to B9.

“A4.”

Delta put out the warning light to A4.

“E6.”

Delta put out the warning light to C6.

“I said E6.” Martin yanked Delta’s hair sharply, forcing him to look further east. He hissed softly.

“You know you can talk to him without hurting him, right? He can hear. You’re not even giving him a chance to obey.” Simon’s voice had a rare edge to it as he leaned forward in his seat.

“It’s correctional.” Martino pulled his hair tighter, just to prove a point. “He’s used to it. I don’t think I need you telling me how to do my job. We were doing just fine without you.”

His hand was still in his hair. Delta adjusted himself in its grasp, trying to take the pressure off. It was not successful. 

“He’s actually shown a lot of improvement under me, so I don’t know what point you’re trying to make.” Simon crossed his arms.

The hand was still in his hair. 

“No. No. That’s just because you changed the metric. Don’t think I didn’t catch that. You don’t get to manipulate the data and say you fixed it. I’m onto you.”

“All date is manipulated,” Simon insisted, “It just depends on how. I wouldn’t have even needed to fix the metrics if your colleague could keep her records straight. Those were inconsistent across the board.”

“Let’s not speak ill of the dead, shall we?”

“I’m not speaking ill of the dead, I’m speaking ill of you.”

The hand was still in his hair.

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The enemy still had yet to appear by midday, though the murmurs said they were close. Delta could almost feel the soldiers’ restlessness mounting on the ground below. But up on the hill, he was far removed from it. He still saw nothing over the horizon. He paged through the yellowed fantasy novel he’d nabbed from the base camp. He heard Paris well before he saw him, cursing incoherently to nobody but himself. He put the book down.

“Delta.” The string of expletives concluded abruptly with his name. Delta looked up.

The prince knelt down onto the grass beside him. He watched intently as Paris leaned over the map, studying it. With a thin black marker, he drew a small “X” onto a spot just along the river.

“Can you reach here?”

The target was about a mile outside of the agreed upon radius. The scale of the map made the distance seem trivial. It wasn’t. Delta hesitated.

“Paris-“ Dr.Martino began to object.

“Shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask you. I asked him.” 

Delta considered it. He turned his head and started to whisper something to Simon. Paris snapped his fingers in front of his face impatiently.

“Answer me.”

“I’m thinking.” Delta’s voice got sharp.

Paris slapped him in the face. Delta winced. He took a deep breath before he looked back up.

“No. I can’t do it.” Delta glared.

Paris slapped him again, harder this time. It actually stung a lot.

“Your Highness, he can only work within a certain range. It’s not reasonable for-“

“I don’t care about the range, you don’t fucking talk to me like that.” 

Delta was breathing heavily. They both were.

“Let’s take a break, huh?” Simon suggested.

“Mm. Yeah. Perfect.” Paris stormed off.

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Delta looked over the remains of the battlefield, studying the patchwork of scorch marks he had left upon it. It had been relatively mild, as far as the operations went. He hadn’t passed out even once. The planet had a very traditional style of fighting — there’d been no need for any excessive shows of power. The enemy numbers were shorter than the signs had indicated; the sensors were more broken than they thought. It was all too easily won. The morning’s events seemed even more trivial because of that. 

Delta was tired. The breeze felt nice after burning in the sun for hours. He could feel the tension draining out of him. His head always cleared up as it got closer to nighttime.

Paris had disappeared just as soon as the actual fighting had begun, slipping back into command. Dr.Martino had disappeared just as soon as the fighting was over, very happy to retire after a whole day of it. He was too old for that kind of heat to begin with. It verged on elder abuse.

Only Simon remained with him up on the hill. The sun was setting. It cast long shadows over the hills and bathed all the rest in golden light.

“Can I stay up here for a little?” Delta asked shyly as he noticed Simon packing up to leave.

Simon glanced back at base camp, clearly a bit concerned by the request. Delta really wasn’t meant to be unaccompanied.

“…You promise not to wander off?” He asked.

“Yes, sir.”

“Alright. Come find me when you’re ready.” Simon squeezed his shoulder.

Delta nodded gratefully. He listened as the footsteps faded. He leaned back against the tree, watching the sky darken.

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“So you actually glow in the dark?”

Paris appeared up on the hill. The fight seemed to have left him by nightfall as well. Delta figured he was more tempered by the victory than the weather, though.

Delta was surrounded by a soft blue aura. He took a minute to examine it, as if noticing it for the first time. Only his eyes glowed, really. And he couldn’t see those. 

He didn’t know what kind of response that comment would warrant. His instinct said zero.

Paris shifted his arm. He was carrying a stupid amount of equipment on him. Several bags worth of weapons and machinery. They made a metallic sound from within. He seemed distracted by it.

“You knocked the numbers station offline, by the way."

“Sorry,” Delta said numbly.

“Forgiven. Anyway, ship’s leaving. Come on.”

Delta stood up. Paris slid one of the rifles off his shoulder and passed it over to him. The gun was awkward, but not heavy. Delta toted it, pulling his long hair off to the side so it wouldn’t get caught in the mechanism. He took the other bag Paris handed him. He heard something clicking around inside of it. 

It had been about thirty hours since he had last slept. For a second, he swore he heard the bag nicker.

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: gorgxoxus

@gorgxoxus

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Brittany S. Pierce

Favourite season: Season 4

Least favourite season: Season 3

Mean song rating: 5.3

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.02

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.14

Mean song rating season 1: 4.27

Mean song rating season 2: 4.85

Mean song rating season 3: 5.15

Mean song rating season 4: 6.26

Mean song rating season 5: 5.9

Mean song rating season 6: 5.25

Songs rated: 701

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by gorgxoxus, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by gorgxoxus. 10 was assigned 88 times, 9 was assigned 42 times, 8 was assigned 81 times, 7 was assigned 82 times, 6 was assigned 70 times, 5 was assigned 30 times, 4 was assigned 59 times, 3 was assigned 64 times, 2 was assigned 54 times, 1 was assigned 131 times, and 1 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

2. (10) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

3. (10) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

4. (10) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

5. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

6. (10) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

7. (10) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

8. (10) - S2x05 - Time Warp

9. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

10. (10) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

11. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

12. (10) - S2x15 - Animal

13. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

14. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way

15. (10) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

16. (10) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

17. (10) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

18. (10) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

19. (10) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

20. (10) - S2x22 - Pretending

21. (10) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

22. (10) - S3x03 - Spotlight

23. (10) - S3x03 - It's All Over

24. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

25. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

26. (10) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

27. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

28. (10) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

29. (10) - S3x13 - Love Shack

30. (10) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

31. (10) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

32. (10) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

33. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

34. (10) - S3x17 - So Emotional

35. (10) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

36. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

37. (10) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

38. (10) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

39. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

40. (10) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

41. (10) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

42. (10) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

43. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist

44. (10) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

45. (10) - S4x07 - Heroes

46. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

47. (10) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

48. (10) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

49. (10) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

50. (10) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

51. (10) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

52. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May

53. (10) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

54. (10) - S4x15 - Footloose

55. (10) - S4x16 - Closer

56. (10) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

57. (10) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

58. (10) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

59. (10) - S4x21 - I Wish

60. (10) - S4x21 - Superstition

61. (10) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

62. (10) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

63. (10) - S5x02 - Let It Be

64. (10) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

65. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

66. (10) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

67. (10) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

68. (10) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

69. (10) - S5x08 - Love Child

70. (10) - S5x10 - Hold On

71. (10) - S5x11 - Vacation

72. (10) - S5x11 - America

73. (10) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

74. (10) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

75. (10) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

76. (10) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

77. (10) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

78. (10) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

79. (10) - S5x20 - American Boy

80. (10) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

81. (10) - S6x02 - Home

82. (10) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

83. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

84. (10) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

85. (10) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

86. (10) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

87. (10) - S6x12 - Pony

88. (10) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

89. (9) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

90. (9) - S1x11 - True Colors

91. (9) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

92. (9) - S1x16 - Beautiful

93. (9) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

94. (9) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

95. (9) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

96. (9) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

97. (9) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

98. (9) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

99. (9) - S2x21 - My Man

100. (9) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

101. (9) - S2x22 - For Good

102. (9) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

103. (9) - S3x10 - We Found Love

104. (9) - S3x11 - Ben

105. (9) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

106. (9) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

107. (9) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

108. (9) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

109. (9) - S3x22 - Glory Days

110. (9) - S4x01 - It's Time

111. (9) - S4x02 - Everytime

112. (9) - S4x02 - 3

113. (9) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

114. (9) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

115. (9) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

116. (9) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

117. (9) - S4x13 - Hung Up

118. (9) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

119. (9) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

120. (9) - S5x10 - Gloria

121. (9) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

122. (9) - S5x13 - Be Okay

123. (9) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

124. (9) - S5x15 - Colorblind

125. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope

126. (9) - S6x02 - Take On Me

127. (9) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

128. (9) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

129. (9) - S6x10 - Rise

130. (9) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

131. (8) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

132. (8) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

133. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

134. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

135. (8) - S1x16 - Fire

136. (8) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

137. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

138. (8) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

139. (8) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

140. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

141. (8) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

142. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

143. (8) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

144. (8) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

145. (8) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

146. (8) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

147. (8) - S2x16 - Get It Right

148. (8) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

149. (8) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

150. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird

151. (8) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

152. (8) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

153. (8) - S2x21 - Back to Black

154. (8) - S3x04 - Candyman

155. (8) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

156. (8) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

157. (8) - S3x11 - Bad

158. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature

159. (8) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

160. (8) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

161. (8) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

162. (8) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

163. (8) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

164. (8) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

165. (8) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

166. (8) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

167. (8) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

168. (8) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

169. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

170. (8) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

171. (8) - S4x10 - White Christmas

172. (8) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

173. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

174. (8) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

175. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

176. (8) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

177. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

178. (8) - S4x17 - Wannabe

179. (8) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

180. (8) - S4x19 - Outcast

181. (8) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

182. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

183. (8) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

184. (8) - S4x22 - Wings

185. (8) - S4x22 - I Love It

186. (8) - S4x22 - To Love You More

187. (8) - S5x02 - Get Back

188. (8) - S5x04 - Applause

189. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way

190. (8) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

191. (8) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

192. (8) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

193. (8) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

194. (8) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

195. (8) - S5x09 - Brave

196. (8) - S5x09 - Breakaway

197. (8) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

198. (8) - S5x11 - I Love LA

199. (8) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

200. (8) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

201. (8) - S5x17 - Lovefool

202. (8) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

203. (8) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

204. (8) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

205. (8) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

206. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

207. (8) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

208. (8) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

209. (8) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

210. (8) - S6x08 - At Last

211. (8) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

212. (7) - S1x02 - Push It

213. (7) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

214. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue

215. (7) - S1x16 - Home

216. (7) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

217. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

218. (7) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

219. (7) - S1x22 - Faithfully

220. (7) - S2x03 - One of Us

221. (7) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

222. (7) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

223. (7) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

224. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There

225. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

226. (7) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

227. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide

228. (7) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

229. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams

230. (7) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

231. (7) - S2x21 - Some People

232. (7) - S3x03 - Cool

233. (7) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

234. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

235. (7) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

236. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect

237. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White

238. (7) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

239. (7) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

240. (7) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

241. (7) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

242. (7) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

243. (7) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

244. (7) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

245. (7) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

246. (7) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

247. (7) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

248. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

249. (7) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

250. (7) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

251. (7) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

252. (7) - S4x10 - The First Noel

253. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

254. (7) - S4x12 - Love Song

255. (7) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

256. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

257. (7) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

258. (7) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

259. (7) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

260. (7) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

261. (7) - S4x17 - Creep

262. (7) - S4x17 - Copacabana

263. (7) - S4x20 - Longest Time

264. (7) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

265. (7) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

266. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

267. (7) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

268. (7) - S4x22 - Clarity

269. (7) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

270. (7) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

271. (7) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

272. (7) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

273. (7) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

274. (7) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

275. (7) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

276. (7) - S5x10 - The Happening

277. (7) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

278. (7) - S5x12 - Toxic

279. (7) - S5x12 - Valerie

280. (7) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

281. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

282. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

283. (7) - S5x18 - The Rose

284. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

285. (7) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

286. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away

287. (7) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

288. (7) - S6x05 - Father Figure

289. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

290. (7) - S6x07 - Time After Time

291. (7) - S6x10 - Rather Be

292. (7) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

293. (7) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

294. (6) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

295. (6) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

296. (6) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

297. (6) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

298. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

299. (6) - S1x11 - Imagine

300. (6) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

301. (6) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

302. (6) - S1x18 - One

303. (6) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

304. (6) - S2x02 - Stronger

305. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

306. (6) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

307. (6) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

308. (6) - S2x09 - Valerie

309. (6) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

310. (6) - S2x11 - Need You Now

311. (6) - S2x13 - Sing

312. (6) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

313. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

314. (6) - S2x15 - Kiss

315. (6) - S2x16 - Misery

316. (6) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

317. (6) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

318. (6) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

319. (6) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

320. (6) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

321. (6) - S3x05 - America

322. (6) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

323. (6) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

324. (6) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

325. (6) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

326. (6) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

327. (6) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

328. (6) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

329. (6) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

330. (6) - S3x22 - In My Life

331. (6) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

332. (6) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

333. (6) - S4x04 - Mine

334. (6) - S4x13 - Diva

335. (6) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

336. (6) - S4x18 - Say

337. (6) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

338. (6) - S4x19 - Next to Me

339. (6) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

340. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

341. (6) - S5x01 - Help!

342. (6) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

343. (6) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

344. (6) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

345. (6) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

346. (6) - S5x12 - Happy

347. (6) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

348. (6) - S5x14 - Rockstar

349. (6) - S5x19 - Memory

350. (6) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

351. (6) - S5x20 - Pompeii

352. (6) - S6x01 - Sing

353. (6) - S6x02 - Problem

354. (6) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

355. (6) - S6x06 - Alfie

356. (6) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

357. (6) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

358. (6) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

359. (6) - S6x11 - We Built This City

360. (6) - S6x11 - Chandelier

361. (6) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

362. (6) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

363. (6) - S6x13 - I Lived

364. (5) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

365. (5) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

366. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

367. (5) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

368. (5) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

369. (5) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

370. (5) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

371. (5) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

372. (5) - S2x08 - Marry You

373. (5) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

374. (5) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

375. (5) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

376. (5) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

377. (5) - S3x10 - Without You

378. (5) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

379. (5) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

380. (5) - S3x21 - Starships

381. (5) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

382. (5) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

383. (5) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

384. (5) - S4x07 - Some Nights

385. (5) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

386. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

387. (5) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

388. (5) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

389. (5) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

390. (5) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

391. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

392. (5) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

393. (5) - S6x13 - This Time

394. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

395. (4) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

396. (4) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

397. (4) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

398. (4) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

399. (4) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

400. (4) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

401. (4) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

402. (4) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

403. (4) - S2x01 - Telephone

404. (4) - S2x01 - Listen

405. (4) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

406. (4) - S2x04 - Sing!

407. (4) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

408. (4) - S2x07 - Forget You

409. (4) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

410. (4) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

411. (4) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

412. (4) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

413. (4) - S2x20 - Friday

414. (4) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

415. (4) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

416. (4) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

417. (4) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

418. (4) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

419. (4) - S3x08 - Control

420. (4) - S3x08 - ABC

421. (4) - S3x09 - River

422. (4) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

423. (4) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

424. (4) - S3x14 - Stand

425. (4) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

426. (4) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

427. (4) - S3x20 - Mean

428. (4) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

429. (4) - S3x22 - Forever Young

430. (4) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

431. (4) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

432. (4) - S4x02 - Womanizer

433. (4) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

434. (4) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

435. (4) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

436. (4) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

437. (4) - S4x12 - Torn

438. (4) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

439. (4) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

440. (4) - S5x01 - Yesterday

441. (4) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

442. (4) - S5x02 - Revolution

443. (4) - S5x03 - No Surrender

444. (4) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

445. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

446. (4) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

447. (4) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

448. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

449. (4) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

450. (4) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

451. (4) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

452. (4) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

453. (3) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

454. (3) - S1x01 - Respect

455. (3) - S1x01 - Rehab

456. (3) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

457. (3) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

458. (3) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

459. (3) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

460. (3) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

461. (3) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

462. (3) - S1x12 - Jump

463. (3) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

464. (3) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

465. (3) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

466. (3) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

467. (3) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

468. (3) - S1x15 - Burning Up

469. (3) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

470. (3) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

471. (3) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

472. (3) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

473. (3) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

474. (3) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

475. (3) - S2x08 - Sway

476. (3) - S2x12 - Firework

477. (3) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

478. (3) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

479. (3) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

480. (3) - S2x16 - Blackbird

481. (3) - S2x22 - Yeah!

482. (3) - S2x22 - My Cup

483. (3) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

484. (3) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

485. (3) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

486. (3) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

487. (3) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

488. (3) - S3x13 - Home

489. (3) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

490. (3) - S3x15 - Fighter

491. (3) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

492. (3) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

493. (3) - S4x02 - Gimme More

494. (3) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

495. (3) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

496. (3) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

497. (3) - S4x07 - Superman

498. (3) - S4x08 - Whistle

499. (3) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

500. (3) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

501. (3) - S4x11 - Tell Him

502. (3) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

503. (3) - S4x15 - Shout

504. (3) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

505. (3) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

506. (3) - S4x20 - Little Girls

507. (3) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

508. (3) - S5x06 - Piano Man

509. (3) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

510. (3) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

511. (3) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

512. (3) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

513. (3) - S5x14 - Downtown

514. (3) - S5x20 - All of Me

515. (3) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

516. (3) - S6x12 - Popular

517. (2) - S1x01 - On My Own

518. (2) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

519. (2) - S1x14 - Hello

520. (2) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

521. (2) - S1x17 - Physical

522. (2) - S1x20 - Beth

523. (2) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

524. (2) - S2x01 - Billionaire

525. (2) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

526. (2) - S2x03 - I Look to You

527. (2) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

528. (2) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

529. (2) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

530. (2) - S2x13 - Baby

531. (2) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

532. (2) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

533. (2) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

534. (2) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

535. (2) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

536. (2) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

537. (2) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

538. (2) - S3x08 - We Are Young

539. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

540. (2) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

541. (2) - S3x11 - Scream

542. (2) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

543. (2) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

544. (2) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

545. (2) - S3x18 - School's Out

546. (2) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

547. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

548. (2) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

549. (2) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

550. (2) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

551. (2) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

552. (2) - S4x18 - Your Song

553. (2) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

554. (2) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

555. (2) - S5x06 - Honesty

556. (2) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

557. (2) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

558. (2) - S5x10 - Barracuda

559. (2) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

560. (2) - S5x14 - People

561. (2) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

562. (2) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

563. (2) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

564. (2) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

565. (2) - S5x17 - NYC

566. (2) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

567. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch

568. (2) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

569. (2) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

570. (2) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

571. (1) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

572. (1) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

573. (1) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

574. (1) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

575. (1) - S1x03 - Mercy

576. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

577. (1) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

578. (1) - S1x04 - Tonight

579. (1) - S1x05 - Last Name

580. (1) - S1x05 - Alone

581. (1) - S1x05 - Cabaret

582. (1) - S1x07 - No Air

583. (1) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

584. (1) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

585. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song

586. (1) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

587. (1) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

588. (1) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

589. (1) - S1x10 - Crush

590. (1) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

591. (1) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

592. (1) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

593. (1) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

594. (1) - S1x19 - Dream On

595. (1) - S1x20 - Poker Face

596. (1) - S1x21 - Loser

597. (1) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

598. (1) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

599. (1) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

600. (1) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

601. (1) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

602. (1) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

603. (1) - S2x02 - Toxic

604. (1) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

605. (1) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

606. (1) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

607. (1) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

608. (1) - S2x04 - Lucky

609. (1) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

610. (1) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

611. (1) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

612. (1) - S2x08 - Ohio

613. (1) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

614. (1) - S2x09 - The Living Years

615. (1) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

616. (1) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

617. (1) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

618. (1) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

619. (1) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

620. (1) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

621. (1) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

622. (1) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

623. (1) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

624. (1) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

625. (1) - S2x14 - My Headband

626. (1) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

627. (1) - S2x16 - Candles

628. (1) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

629. (1) - S2x16 - Only Child

630. (1) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

631. (1) - S2x17 - All By Myself

632. (1) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

633. (1) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

634. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender

635. (1) - S3x02 - Somewhere

636. (1) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

637. (1) - S3x03 - Fix You

638. (1) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

639. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight

640. (1) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

641. (1) - S3x07 - Jolene

642. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

643. (1) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

644. (1) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

645. (1) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

646. (1) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

647. (1) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

648. (1) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

649. (1) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

650. (1) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

651. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

652. (1) - S3x13 - You're the Top

653. (1) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

654. (1) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

655. (1) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

656. (1) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

657. (1) - S3x16 - Night Fever

658. (1) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

659. (1) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

660. (1) - S3x18 - Cry

661. (1) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

662. (1) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

663. (1) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

664. (1) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

665. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

666. (1) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

667. (1) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

668. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

669. (1) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

670. (1) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

671. (1) - S4x18 - More Than Words

672. (1) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

673. (1) - S5x02 - Something

674. (1) - S5x04 - Roar

675. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

676. (1) - S5x06 - My Life

677. (1) - S5x07 - The Fox

678. (1) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

679. (1) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

680. (1) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

681. (1) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

682. (1) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

683. (1) - S5x20 - No Time At All

684. (1) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

685. (1) - S6x01 - Uninvited

686. (1) - S6x01 - Let It Go

687. (1) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

688. (1) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

689. (1) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

690. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It

691. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona

692. (1) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

693. (1) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

694. (1) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

695. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love

696. (1) - S6x09 - Break Free

697. (1) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

698. (1) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

699. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over

700. (1) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

701. (1) - S6x11 - Mickey

702. (NA) - S1x10 - Endless Love

[angelhummel]

once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]

1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun

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100 Weird AU's? Yes.

So, I had these AU prompts on my phone for quite a while, and I was actually thinking about using them. And what better way to do it than using them with the Tracy's?

Reading and reading these prompts again (and under the gentle guidance of @willow-salix ) I thought that these prompts doesn't exactly match the brothers' everyday situation, but what if we push it past its limit? Yes, biting more that you can chew can be a little difficult, but I don't think it will be impossible. And that's where this challenge is born!

Get the Tracy's out of International Rescue's bubble and let them live an everyday situation as normal people! They can also be medieval nobles or even futuristic robots, the choice's up to you! You can choose from soo many things others don't even think about (and not even me, for a while)!

Many thanks to @tag2060 for the cover and @willow-salix for the support (both emotional and 'fic-ical'. I love both of you💚

NOTE: THESE PROMPTS AREN'T ALL MINE. I TOOK THEM FROM A GIRL I'M NOT IN CONTACT WITH ANYMORE, BUT I WAS TOLD I COULD USE THEM. ALL CREDITS FOR THESE AU'S GO TO HER, WHATEVER IS HER NAME (lmao). THE GOLD MARKED ONES (7, 11, 20, 23, 39, 47, 63, 64, 70, 83, 89, 91, 93, 96, 100) ARE ALL MINE, IN SUBSITUTION OF A FEW THAT WERE THERE, SO CREDIT FOR THE GOLDEN MARKED ONES GOES TO ME, BUT NOT EVERY ONE OF THEM.

NOTE²: SOME OF THE PROMPTS CONTAIN STRONG THEMES, LIKE DEPRESSION AND SEXUAL CONTENT. IF YOU'RE SENSIBLE TO THESE THEMES, DON'T DO THEM, NOBODY FORCES YOU IF YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.

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To participate in this challenge, all you have to do is take one of the AU prompts from the list, one or more (or all) Tracy characters, and post your fic (can be a ficlet, or a series) under the tag #100weirdTracys and #100weirdAUs.

If you don't want to participate, please don't harass/bully me. I made this challenge just for fun, and I don't want for it to feel like something bad. In fact, I don't even regret doing this thing, even if it's strange.

Ah, I almost forgot: this challenge will be over in December, so you have 4 months to choose a prompt and make a fic about it. On December I'll review all the fics, but I'll always be reblogging and reading during these 4 months lol.

If you want to tell me something, hit me up on DM's! I hope you have fun with those prompts and those bois!

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TO RESUME:

• Swearing is allowed.

• You can write as many words as you want!

• Oc's and muses can pop in too!

• Make sure to tag your fic(s) under the '#100weirdTracys' and '#100weirdAUs' tags, so that I can find them easily.

• Always tag or contact me if you need help with anything! I'll be more than glad to help you!

• If you decide to do the mature prompts (19, 90, just to state an example) please refrain from using a too mature language and don't go further than making up. I don't like that kind of language, so it would be peachy to just avoid writing so they make wild sex behind a bush. Any kind of very mature fic or language won't be read by me, I'm sorry. You can still use those prompts, but don't work their bed life too much.

• Any dialect or first language apart from english is more than welcome in this yard! I would love even to read snippets of foreign language in fics, as long as there's a translation near it, but you're not forced to write in another language. If you don't feel comfortable doing it just don't do it, even if I'm telling you. (For the record, I love Irish so much I could listen to a person speaking this language for hours and you won't hear me complaining).

• I will accept this challenge in whatever form it takes, be it a fic, a drawing, a song, etc. I’m open to anything and I watch everything that comes before me!

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That said, you can find the prompts down here:⬇️

 #1 I saved you from drowning!AU

#2 I broke into your house at two in the morning because I was drunk and I thought it was my house!AU

#3 I am a door-to-door seller please buy something!AU

#4 I grabbed the wrong luggage at the airport!AU

#5 I know we hate each other, but a wedding would be more convenient for both of us!AU

#6 I accidentally poured you a love potion!AU

#7 I sent you 12 messages but you left me on read!AU

#8 I am your secret admirer and I leave you anonymous cards!AU

#9 Sorry, but I was first in line!AU

#10 We don’t know each other but let's pretend to be together because someone is bothering me!AU

#11 We pack up to do a funny trip but we end up in Bolivia without fuel!AU

#12 Locked in quarantine and we're bored! AU

#13 I do everything to find out the identity of this superhero and you try to mislead me because it’s really you!AU

#14 I got into a taxi just to find out it was already occupied!AU

#15 I called the wrong number!AU

#16 I got into the wrong car OMG I'm ashamed, but while you’re there why don’t you give me a ride!AU

#17 I found a wallet and my business is to find the owner and return it!AU

#18 I am a street artist and you complain that I play in front of your house at night!AU

#19 I caught you watching porn!AU

#20 We're two strangers that start chatting while waiting for the bus!AU

#21 Nosy and sloppy roommates!AU

#22 Old childhood friends who come back after years!AU

#23 I got shot to the arm/leg but you're there to save me and OMG ILY!AU

#24 We’re sitting next to each other on a plane and please don’t throw up on me!AU

#25 We accidentally switched phones!AU

#26 We are both contestants in a reality show and let's pretend to be together because the audience will ship us!AU

#27 I am a wedding planner and my ex’s wedding had to happen to me!AU

#28 I learned sign language to communicate with you!AU

#29 Professional model and novice photographer!AU

#30 Sorry I ran you over!AU

#31 We make out and then I find out that you are my roommate’s boyfriend!AU

#32 I’m quoting aloud the last book of a series and I’m spoiling you!AU

#33 It is a universally acknowledged truth that a bachelor with a large fortune must be looking for a wife!AU

#34 I am a Partisan and you are a fascist!AU(Italy during World War II!AU)

#35 I am the blood of the dragon!AU (Iron Throne!AU)

#36 Your dog is hitting on mine!AU

#37 I’m depressed and I decide to call a hotline!AU

#38 You are my soulmate but I am in love with someone else!AU

#39 Strange encounter at tattoo shop!AU

#40 On my mark, unleash hell!AU(Roman Empire!AU)

#41 I am an Elf, don’t look at me for ears I am ashamed of!AU(The Lord of the Rings!AU)

#42 Maybe my life should be more than just survival!AU(The 100!AU)

#43 I am an activist and I am trying to convert you to the cause!AU

#44 We are occupying the school but you are a spoilsport!AU

#45 All our friends are drunk and we're not!AU

#46 We’ve been together for three months and now you’re telling me you’re a werewolf!AU

#47 X has to go into a rocket to the moon and Y has to train X!

#48 Knight in shining armor and damsel in distress!AU

#49 We reluctantly team up against the zombie apocalypse!AU

#50 I’m a vampire and your smell is driving me nuts!AU(Twilight!AU)

#51 Monsters have attacked the Earth and the only way to save humanity is aboard giant robots piloted by two people who must maintain a mental union!AU(Pacific Rim!AU)

#52 My timer stopped as soon as I saw you!AU(Soulmate!AU)

#53 I need a lawyer and you are the best!AU

#54 I’m a Viking and I plundered your ship!AU

#55 I’m a classic dandy from the Regency Age and you’re just a silly girl from the lower middle class!AU

#56 I’m a policeman and you’re an intrusive journalist and I really shouldn’t give you any information about the new murder!AU

#57 You are a wannabe actress and I am a theatrical director who is losing patience and health!AU

#58 Due to a computer error, X and Y become college roommates!AU

#59 X wants to see the world of Y, how he lives and what he usually does, and ends up spending a night in prison!AU

#60 I attend the yoga course just to watch how flexible the instructor is!AU

#61 I am a bounty hunter and you are my prey!AU

#62 I am a secret spy and pretend to be your friend only to get information about your father!AU

#63 I discuss with you about a thing but you have in mind another!AU

#64 We are forced to be best friends just because our moms were best friends too but you're too bossy for me!AU

#65 We broke up but I never changed emergency contacts and now I’m in the hospital and they called you!AU

#66 I am an angel and you are a demon!AU

#67 I hit you on the balls during a game of paintball and oh my god I am so sorry!AU

#68 We live in a dystopian world where your partner is chosen by society!AU(Matched!AU)

#69 I’m a dragon trainer I’ll prove to you that they are peaceful creatures!AU(Dragon Trainer!AU)

#70 Date at japanese restaurant!AU

#71 You’re a cheerleader and I’m a punk and we live in two different worlds!AU

#72 I was a zombie and I was "re-animated" but you treat me like I’m still a monster!AU(In the Flesh!AU)

#73 I am your son’s teacher and I am calling to talk to you about his conduct, would he also come to dinner with me!AU

#74 I am an Achaean warrior and you Trojan and we are fighting the Trojan War!AU

#75 I met my asshole boss at the bar but I found out he’s pretty cool!AU

#76 It was not my intention to touch your ass, it’s just that the bus is crowded, it’s not my fault ok!AU

#77 I went fishing and accidentally fished a mermaid!AU

#78 I just committed a crime and I need to use you as a hostage!AU

#79 You’re the bastard who always parks in front of my door and in spite I’ll scratch your car!AU

#80 I accidentally went back in time and fell in love with you, too bad you’re a barbarian!AU

#81 I urgently need you to fix my computer but please don’t judge me for my chronology!AU

#82 I work on the cruise ship where you are spending your holidays!AU

#83 I'm out in the rainstorm without an umbrella because the weather forecast was sunny!AU

#84 I hugged the wrong person from behind!AU

#85 Celebrity on the run and ordinary citizen confused!AU

#86 Stuck in a ranch cleaning horse poop but it doesn’t matter because that cowboy is a badass!AU

#87 We got married in Vegas, but we’re total strangers!AU

#88 But, officer, I wasn’t doing anything wrong, I was just smoking a joint, want a hit!AU

#89 X is an astronaut and Y is a weird but funny alien that likes to scream, overreact and laugh!AU

#90 I slept with you for a bet but I loved it and I’d like to keep seeing you!AU

#91 I reveal to some friends that you wear boxers/underwear with green aliens on them but you're behind me and oh gosh total shame!AU

#92 Oops I accidentally entered a busy dressing room!AU

#93 You're a stranger but I keep crossing paths with you and I'm kinda confused right now!AU

#94 X is a medium and Y a ghost!AU

#95 X is a guardian angel and Y wants to die!AU

#96 X accidentally enters in a cat and Y has to rescue it from up a tree!AU

#97 X risks losing the house because Y’s company wants to buy the land!AU

#98 I’m an artist and I need a model do you want to pose for me!AU

#99 I’m not really sick but the new doctor is so beautiful that I found out I have a disease with an unpronounceable name!AU

#100 A strange job application!AU

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If you find them more practical, I also have some photos down here with all the prompts organized:⬇️

That said, enjoy! Hope it brings you joy and makes you happy while you do it!💙💚🧡💛❤💜💖🖤

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85 Thoughts while watching Return of the Jedi

1. THE HELMETS ARE DUMB

2. I still love the idea that Stormtroopers fucking loved Vader, and all of the commanders were terrified of him. 

3. Vader helmet so shiny.

4. Back on Tatooine. It always comes back to Tatooine, doesn’t it? 

5. 3P0 was so hoping that the door wouldn’t open. He just wanted to go home. 

6. Everyone in Jabba’s palace looks really...gross. I guess that fits, right? Jabba’s palace is super gross, so.

7. I never understood as a child the slavery - and the sex slavery - aspect of Jabba’s palace. Only as an adult have I fully understood just how fucked up this is.

8. Remember kids, Luke has NO IDEA that Anakin was a Hutt slave as a child. Is there any canon stuff where he finds out about that? I’d be interested. 

9. Han’s carbonite face is so fucking dumb. 

10. Man droid torture is no joke. If that’s what they do to droids, think about what they do to people...

11. Oh god, the musical number. Like I thought it was funny when I saw it for the first time when they did the re-releases, but also, it’s this weird dissonance between that and Oola’s death. 

12. Jabba is so much creepier here than in New Hope. 

13. I love all the disguises and subterfuge in the opening storyline. And I love that they took the time to deal with Jabba and the bounty on Han’s head. It’s a nice break from the Galactic War. 

14. I remember watching this for the first time, and when Leia pulls the helmet off and is like “Someone who loves you” I was like OMG! And my shipper heart grew ten times as large.

15. Han is so...moist. Here. Blugh.

16. Ugh. God. Poor Leia. They do a good job of illustrating just how fucking terrible Jabba is, but...god dammit. 

17. Han and Chewie reunion! <3 <3 <3 

18. Luke Skywalker - Jedi Knight. Somewhere Mace Windu is looking at all of Luke’s attachments and impulsive behaviors and dry heaving. 

19. THE BIKINI IS GROSS! The only thing good about it is that Leia will eventually strangle Jabba to death while wearing it. Otherwise? Ugh.

20. Luke Skywalker. Jedi Knight. Fashion icon.

21. I always felt bad for the Rancor’s master. He loved his Rancor. And the Rancor was just as much a slave as any of the people in Jabba’s palace. It was probably only fed when there was a person Jabba wanted to kill so it would be as vicious as possible.

22. This trio is so bad-ass. 

23. Luke knows what the Sarlacc is. 

24. BANTHA HERD! 

25. Ugh. The Dune Sea is really fake-looking here.

26. R2 as waiter makes me so happy. It’s so ridiculous. 

27. “Convenient.” 

28. Anakin Skywalker would be so fucking proud of his daughter strangling Jabba the Hutt to death. It’s everything he ever wanted to do to fucking slavemasters on Tatooine. 

29. “Boba Fett. Boba Fett. WHERE?!” 

30. Per Dettiot: Luke went to Obi-Wan’s old hut on Tatooine and found the handbook to make his lighsaber, as well as some kyber crystals. What else he was up to between Empire and Jedi, I’m not sure.

31. Knee. High. Chanel. Boots. 

32. The sheer utter chaos and destruction would make Anakin Skywalker kvell*. 

33. I don’t know if Yoda considers Luke his friend. More like just another snot-nosed apprentice who will eventually disappoint him. 

34. Leave us alone, Palpatine. What a fucking pruny piece of shit. 

35. Yoda’s death is so bitter-sweet for me. I love Yoda. But he made so many mistakes in his life that he never really owned up to. I suppose he felt that his exile was his penance. But I don’t know if I agree. He could have come out of hiding to aid the Rebellion. 

36. Also, he was planning to die without coming clean to Luke about Vader. And that is some horse shit.

37. “Suffer your father’s fate.” At least he’s admitting that Anakin wasn’t solely to blame. That there was manipulation there. 

38. “I can’t go on alone.” Go find Ahsoka and Ezra! You’re not alone!! 

39. The fact that Obi-Wan truly believed that that Anakin had died and Vader took his place. 

40. Yoda and Obi-Wan never moved on from their trauma. They keep reliving their trauma and so they cannot move forward, and so they keep making the same mistakes over and over. Asking Luke to kill Vader is proof of that. 

41. And it really shows that Obi-Wan, even after his attachments to Satine and Akakin and Ahsoka - does not understand family. Luke saying “I can’t kill my father,” and Obi-Wan being like “Whelp. There’s no other way so the Emperor wins.” 

42. There being no mention of Luke and Leia’s mother ANYWHERE except for the one moment later on, drives me CRAZY. Obi-Wan could have told Luke about Padme then.

43. I love that Han and Leia can sit next to each other in a meeting and not have to have arms wrapped around each other. Just being next to each other is enough.

44. GENERAL SOLO! Leia’s face. “Excuse you, how did you suddenly get hotter?” 

45. The painted backgrounds are so beautiful. 

46. Poncho game is strong in this movie. 

47. FLY CASUAL is such a stupid line. I love it.

48. Skywalker twin exasperation is the best. Padme would be proud. 

49. Leia just going for it is so so good. 

50. I know Ewoks catch a lot of shit for...well..being Ewoks. But I love them. They’re adorable! And they have no qualms about eating humans! 

51. “My Son.” I think this is the first time Vader has referred to Luke as his son to someone who isn’t Luke, instead of the “Son of Skywalker.” 

52.  Watch as we realize that Leia has been holding the one brain cell this entire time, and Han, Luke and Chewie get totally clueless. 

53. PROPER. 

54. I love Ewok tree houses. 

55. Remember kids. They were planning to eat Han, Luke and Chewie. 

56. Where the hell did that dress even come from that Leia is wearing??? They just had that lying around? 

57.  I guess they ate the last woman who wore it.

58. I love that 3P0 in New Hope, claims he’s not much of a storyteller, and then in the Jedi like is like a master storyteller lol. 

59. And here, we get the only mention of Padme. And it wasn’t even Padme. It was a handmaiden. I will forever be salty that Padme isn’t mentioned at all because George didn’t think of her until the prequels. Argh.

60. Luke’s unwavering belief in Anakin is so amazing. The sequels did that part of his character so dirty. This version of Luke would never have tried to kill his nephew. 

61. “It is too late for me.”  God dammit, Anakin. The thing is that if he goes with Luke, he is admitting that everything he has done for the last twenty years is all for nothing, and he just fucking can’t do it. So much denial .So much pain. Fuck you, Vaderkin.

62. EWOK ON A SPEEDER 

63. REX! A REX SIGHTING! YES! 

64. Y’all remember that Ewok movie with the blonde child? “Star cruiser crash!!” 

65. Padme would be so proud of Luke’s fashion.

66. Wedge got promoted! Yay! 

67. I love the old Hollywood trick of shadowing the Emperor’s face except for his eyes. 

68. I just. I love that the Empire is defeated by fucking teddy bears. I know a lot of people hate it, but it’s just- it feels so karmic.  They’ve done such terrible things. And to be taken down by these fuzzy, little bastards. *chef’s kiss* 

69. Palpatine hitting in that nerve that Luke has about his attachments. About his hope. Oof.

70. The entire Vader fight is just him trying not to see how much like Padme Luke is. That’s gotta hurt. 

71. Bro. Vader. You do not want to try shit with Leia. Like. No. Fuck’s sake. Don’t try it. She’ll have all of you arrested and then executed. 

72.  Yes Luke. Thow away that lightsaber. Show that wrinky fuck who’s boss. 

73. I love that Anakin gets to make the right choice here. He does what he didn’t do with Mace. He finally realizes all the lies...all the manipulation...that he can make things different. And he does. And it rightfully costs him his life.

74. Vader couldn’t survive. Vader would have been tried for his crimes and either executed or jailed for the rest of his life. The same thing happened to Ben Solo in the sequels. He had to die. Otherwise he’d have to have a real-world ending: Prison or execution.

75. I feel so sad that Anakin became this fucking horror show of a person. It didn’t have to be this way. Fuck. 

76. “Tell your sister...you were right.” 

77. Oh Han no. No no no. 

78. No Han.

79. HAN. 

80. Han’s face when he finds out Luke is Leia’s brother is hilarious. 

81. I wish that Rex and Ahsoka had been there when Luke burned Anakin’s body. I feel like they needed to, for their own closure. And Luke would have felt like he had people who understood. Who loved and knew Anakin before all of this. 

82. AND NOW WE PARTY! 

83. Let’s eat Stormtrooper! 

84. I am SO MAD that all of this will be undone by the sequel trilogy. Ugh.

85. I want them to refilm Hayden now that he’s just about the age Anakin would have been when he died as a Force ghost. I feel like that would be really nice. 

*Kvell -  Yiddish - to be bursting with pride 

[vergilboyfriend]

You should do all of them questions and 90 is true

I love you!!!!

1. Favorite instrument?

I work at a music store u can’t just ask me this. When my coworkers play it’s the saxophone or the flute, when the boys in the repair shop are testing repairs and they harmonize with each other or try to outplay one another it’s the bassoon or the trombone or whatever they’re fixing at the moment. When I hear 🎺 give his lesson on Wednesday afternoons it’s the trumpet, and when I think about middle school it’s the clarinet, the flute, the French horn. When I hear the nutcracker pas des deux is the oboe and when I hear edith piaf l’accordeoniste it’s the remarkable human voice. Really my favorite instrument is all of them, it just depends.

2. Favorite fic trope? Mutual pining 🥺

3. Sport you played for the longest amount of time? LMAO I wasn’t a sporty kid but I did ballet

4. Shoe size? 10-11

5. Most recent (good) dream? Uhh I had a dream last night about my coworker 🎹 it wasn’t bad though I can’t really remember what it was about

6. Last person in your DMs? smugg

7. Can you do a handstand? Nooo nooo lmaoo nooooo

8. Unpopular food opinion I don’t like oranges or red meat

9. Conspiracy you believe in? There’s some kind of weird weather dome in my hometown around the military base that makes most storms pass around us

10. Is your hair its natural color/style? Most of it is I dyed the bottom layer of my hair tho so it’s blonde rn

11. state a useless fact all that’s coming to mind is outright lies rn hold on. The inventor of pringles is buried in a pringles can that’s so fucking nasty omg

12. most interesting gossip you’ve heard? Idk I don’t really care for gossip uhhhh have u heard tho rin dippindogs is a huge gay hah she uhh she like men AND women lmao gaaay gaaaay

13. Middle name? Carolyn

14. Sexuality? Bisexual

15. Amount of sleep you got last night? Idk actually I think like 9-10 hrs tho I slept in until 11

16. Opinion on ice cream cake? Tasty!!!

17. Opinion on (cup)cake frosting? It’s depends buttercream is usually too sweet for me in large amounts so I prefer whipped cream frosting

18. Last board game you played? Idk??? We played hunt a killer tho last Thursday me n my family I guess that counts kinda

19. Project you want to start? I need ideas first baby

20. Project you’re working on right now? HAHAHAHAHAHA

21. TV show you’re watching? nothing rn I just rewatch bojack a lot if I watch anything

22. Last movie you watched? Lego batman I think

23. Ever left anon hate? Not legit hate

24. Ever left anon love? Yes all the time. Sometimes to strangers it’s my favorite thing to do

25. Best Disney movie? The princess and the frog

26. Best Pixar movie? Soul or Up I can’t decide

27. Best Star Wars? Um. Empire strikes back

28. Last thing you consumed? Fuit gumy

29. NoTP? Idk I don’t really hate ships unless they’re gross like pedophilic gross

30. story behind your (nick)name? When I was a fetus my great grandfather had a dream that my name should be Carolyn Marie but my parents were huge dweebs so they named me Marina after the actress of Deanna Troi in Star Trek. Idk about my nickname ive just always been Rina/Rin as long as I can remember

31. ice cream order? Lately it’s lemon sorbetto I know it’s SO high in sugar but I love it

32. describe your blog in <5 words I love you

33. how many blogs do you follow? 436

34. Describe your voice it depends usually I sound like a sick child but my customer service voice is really pleasant

35. Describe your smile it’s cute :)

36. What is the place you live known for? LMAOOO LMAO we have a military base nearby and like. I could go on abt that one but also like. There’s a lot of gang violence and a lot of the other consequences of poverty. People from the cities around us see us as “””ghetto””” or violent but it’s just. It’s more than that it’s always more than that. And idk what else there’s nothing really particularly special about this town except that we’re all here and not anywhere else

37. What is the place you’re originally from known for? (if they’re different)

38. pronouns? she/any idc

39. Languages you speak? English

40. first friend you made through tumblr? Idk. I probably don’t talk to them anymore :(

41. Person on tumblr you know in real life? my brother

42. First dog breed you think of shih tzu I have 2 next to me rn

43. room wall color? Purble!!!! The paint color is called grape juice that’s why I picked it!!!

44. Song that’s stuck in your head right now? It’s tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that’s right on time it’s trickyyyyy

45. Favorite number? 5, 34

46. Color you associate with your name? Red

47. Favorite jolly rancher flavor?watermelon

48. Pets? 2 dogs rocket and groot and 4 cats loki danni who r from the same litter and we raised from kittens, miss kitty who we adopted from a shelter after my boy blue moon passed away and ben (his real name is Kylo Ren thanks to my mom but I refuse to call him that) he is my little baby and he has 7 toes on his front paws

49. Collections? Hot wheels

50. Character outside of your fandom you’d marry? Girl what lmaooo idk

51. Character outside of your fandom you’d kill? That’s mean :(

52. Have you met any celebrities? NO thank god id have to kill on sight

53. Favorite time period in history? Itslian Renaissance & Romantic Era

54. What time is it right now? 2:35 am oops

55. History or future? Future but like . A good one. Or prehistory

56. Space or ocean? Space

57. Fears? Abandonment

58. Command + v and post. It’s this list of questions u don’t want that

59. Favorite season? Spring

60. Describe your aesthetic. Messy just a mess, neon and old buildings and things, antiques, countryside if there weren’t so many trump pence flags still lmaoo give uppp give up, nature just al of nature and space and places humans can’t touch and places they used to touch but can’t anymore

61. MBTI? Infp but I haven’t taken it in a few years

62. What’s your relationship with your family like? Normal.

63. “Biggest fan” in your tumblr activity? I’m in mobile hold on acc to tumblr it’s akky

64. Favorite musical? Sweeney todd

65. Comfort book? Idk how to read 💔💔💔 wuthering heights tho

66. Comfort movie? Whisper of the heart

67. OTP? Girl idk

68. BroTP? Joey and Tristan yugioh

69. AUs or canon compliant? Canon ig idk

70. Opinion on the person who’s sending the ask? It’s an anon!! But I love them

71. FMK + 3 characters anon didnt leave any characters and I was going to say something very bad but I won’t

72. Dream date? I’ve wanted to do this for a while but ideally it would be after we’d been together a while maybe even engaged or whatever, I wanna go to like a Home Depot or a furniture store and pretend to be married and looking for house paints and furniture and plan what our home is going to look like I wanna do that so bad. But idk for a first/early relationship date i really want to go to the zilker botanical garden it’s one of my favorite places, we could also go to the natural gardener which is a plant nursery in Austin I really love it there too and it’s not that far from zilker.

73. Relationship status? Single

74. Ever dyed your hair? Do you plan to? Yes and perhaps. Maybe

75. Dream job/career? Idk anymore I used to have big girl goals and I haven’t had any in a while. But when I was younger I wanted to be a game warden

76. Favorite band/singer? Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

77. Something that makes you soft/that you find adorable? My cats

78. The first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Buy a house

79. Are you superstitious? Yes

80. Character you project onto? Shizuku tsukishima

81. Fictional character you’ve had a crush on? Vergil devil may cry. Forever husband

82. Celebrity crush? LMAO

83. Person on here you’d date? my mutuals

84. Person on here you’d marry? 🥺 my mutuals

85. Person on here you’d throw into the void? Smugg

86. Other social media you have? I’ve got a photography insta that I barely use and a Twitter that’s just nintendo switch screenies that’s it

87. Finish the sentence: Due to personal reasons, ___________i will be passing away

88. Bad habit? I find it rlly hard to say no or like to say when and why I’m upset I don’t feel like for the latter I don’t feel like I should bring something that’s upsetting me up because I know I’ll get over it on my own and I don’t really trust myself to be upset about rational things. Idk I’m working on it

89. Three things you like about yourself? I’m hot, I’m kind, I’m resilient

90. Ily and you deserve the world I love you!!!!! YOU deserve it too!!!

[bandaids-not-groupies]

Get to know me uncomfortably well - tagged by @livewiredroger ❤️ sorry this took so long to post!! 

1. What is your middle name? 

Janie

2. How old are you? 

21, gonna be 22 in a couple months

3. When is your birthday?

December 4th! A day after Ozzy’s

4. What is your zodiac sign? 

Sagittarius

5. What is your favourite colour? 

Light purple and black

6. What’s your lucky number?

I don’t actually know

7. Do you have any pets?

No but I did have a dog!

8. Where are you from? 

Chicago!

9. How tall are you?

5’0 lmao

10. What shoe size are you? 

6

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 

Too many to count lol

12. What was your last dream about? 

I don’t remember 😅

13. What talents do you have?

None lol. I’m boring af

14. Are you psychic in any way? 

Nope lol

15. Favourite song? 

I’m a believer by the monkees (I’ve always loved that song)

16. Favourite movie? 

The Godfather

17. Who would be your ideal partner? 

Keanu Reeves. He has my heart and soul

18. Do you want children? 

Yeah but only like 2

19. Do you want a church wedding? 

Yeah but nothing too big

20. Are you religious? 

Kinda but not really. Like I acknowledge that there could be a God. But I don’t practice it that much. So basically I’M SINNING AND I’M WINNING

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 

Yeah. Twice. Once cause I had a bad ear infection and then another time I had pneumonia

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 

Nope!

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 

Yes I have! Back in my emo days I meet Christofer Drew from Never Shout Never, which was actually pure luck! NSN was in town for a concert, but I couldn’t go because it was a 18+ venue so I couldn’t get in (I was in 8th grade at the time). So my family and I decided to go out to eat at a restaurant which was coincidentally across from the venue. So we were walking down the street and I see this huge tour bus right outside the restaurant. My heart starts racing and i thought “how cool would it be if I bumped into someone from the group” well lo and behold as we are coming closer to the bus, Christofer Drew turns the corner and walks towards the bus. So I stop in my tracks and just say “Christofer Drew?” And he stops and he says hi! He asked if I was going to the show and I said no and he goes “well you gotta promise you’ll come to the next one!” Of course I made the promise and I didn’t break it! He came back that summer and I got to see him ❤️ I also met two groups called Breathe Carolina and Crown The Empire. I also met Evan Peters and Sebastian Stan at Comic Con a couple years ago. I also met Corey Crawford. The goaltender for the Chicago Blackhawks, my favorite hockey team.

24. Baths or showers?

Showers! I don’t like the idea of bathing in your own filth.

25. What color socks are you wearing? 

I’m not wearing any!

26. Have you ever been famous? 

Nope lmao and I probably never will be

28. What type of music do you like?

I like oldies. Mostly from the 50s-80s. Anything from Dean Martin to Motley Crue. I do like modern music too. I still listen to some of the bands I listened to in middle school lol (like the ones i mentioned before and others like All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria, and a couple more.) I also like Greta Van Fleet and 5 Seconds of Summer. I also like spanish music. Like Maluma, Bad Bunny, Becky G, etc. 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 

Nope lol 

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 

It depends. It could be one or none. Sometimes i don’t use a pillow

31. What position do you usually sleep in? 

On my tummy! 

32. How big is your house? 

It’s a two bedroom apartment. I’m not complaining tho, its very cozy. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 

If I wake up early enough lol it’ll usually be eggs (over medium), some coffee, and some bread 

34. Have you ever fired a gun? 

Nope and i don’t plan on it! 

35. Have you ever tried archery? 

Yes! I tried it when I was in Girl Scouts in elementary school 

36. Favourite clean word? 

Groovy 

37. Favorite swear word? 

definitely FUCK

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 

like a day? I got like four hours of sleep the night before. Got up at like 6am, went about my day. Then I stayed up until 7am working on a research paper for class (college is a BITCH). 

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

Nah cause your girl is hella ugly lmao

41. Are you a good liar? 

Not at all. People can tell when I’m lying cause my voice gets high lmao 

42. Are you a good judge of character? 

Eh I do my best 

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 

I try to do a posh British accent and I try to do a Steve Irwin Aussie accent   

44. Do you have a strong accent? 

People say I have a strong chicagoan accent but i don’t hear it!

45. What is your favourite accent? 

I’m a sucker for aussie accents 

46. What is your personality type? 

just took the test..i got ISFP-T (adventurer) 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 

hmmmm all I can think of at the moment is my Doc Martens. They aren’t really clothing but it’s all I can think of lol

48. Can you curl your tongue? 

Nope!

49. Are you an innie or an outie? 

outie :(((( i hate it 

50. Left or right-handed?

Right handed! 

51. Are you scared of spiders? 

YES YES YES

52. Favourite food? 

Pasta! I could eat it all day, every day 

53. Favourite foreign food?

Tamales and Pozole. That’s my shitttt

54. Are you a clean or messy person? 

I try and be a clean person and stay organized but it only lasts for a bit then I go back to my messy ways lol 

55. Most used phrase? 

“that’s a mood” and “no mames guey” (Mexican slang)

56. Most used word? 

Dude and Darling

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 

Depends. If I wear my hair natural, then an hour. But if I gotta style it, then like an hour and a half or two hours( I got a lot of fucking hair, dude). 

58. Do you have much of an ego? 

Hell no lmao. This bitch has a low self-esteem so 🤷🏻‍♀️

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 

Suck 🤪

60. Do you talk to yourself? 

All the time lmao 

61. Do you sing to yourself? 

Yeah sometimes 

62. Are you a good singer? 

Nope lmao but I still do it anyways 

63. Biggest Fear? 

A lot of shit. Spiders, Holes (trypophobia), tearing my achilles or getting them cut (ever since I saw Pet Sematary), dolls, bugs crawling under my skin, throwing up...and i can’t think of anymore on the spot 

64. Are you a gossip? 

you bet your ass I am. Soy una chismosa lmao

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 

Titanic  

66. Do you like long or short hair? 

On girls, long but not too long. Maybe like mid-back. And guys, long, like ear length and longer 

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 

Yeah but i couldn’t point them out on a map 

68. Favourite school subject? 

Biology/Human Anatomy. I’m a sucker for science 

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Definitely an introvert. No doubt about that lol 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 

Nope!

71. What makes you nervous? 

Meeting new people, class discussions, and presentations

72. Are you scared of the dark? 

If i’ve just seen a scary movie then yes lol  

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 

Sometimes. For instance, if one of my friends from ecuador uses a word wrong in a sentence, then I would tell them the right way to say it to help them learn more english. i never correct someone to seem like i’m smarter or to be rude. It’s simply to help them. 

74. Are you ticklish? 

Yeah! In some places like my feet, neck, and my back, 

75. Have you ever started a rumour? 

No way! That’s terrible 

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 

Only when babysitting my little cousins lol 

77. Have you ever drank underage? 

Yeah lmao. When I went away for college

78. Have you ever done drugs? 

Once, when I hungout with a guy at school we smoked some weed

79. Who was your first real crush?

One of my friends from college. I met him Freshman year and I still like him...I’ve liked him for four years but i’ve never had the guts to tell him 

80. How many piercings do you have? 

6! I have four on my left ear and two on my right ear. I have the standard lobe piercings, then the upper lobe on both sides. Then on my left I have one above the upper. And then I have my helix pierced on the left side. (i hope this all made sense lol) 

81. Can you roll your R’s?

Nope

82. How fast can you type? 

Eh I would say pretty average 

83. How fast can you run? 

Not at all. I hate running 

84. What colour is your hair?

Dark brown! 

85. What color is your eyes? 

Dark brown

86. What are you allergic to? 

Some ingredient in the Banana Boat sunscreen. And some type of plant. I don’t exactly know which one cause I went to the botantic garden one time on a field trip and I don’t know which plant caused my allergic reaction but when I got home I had hives all over me. 

87. Do you keep a journal? 

Nope, never did 

88. What do your parents do? 

My mom is an ortho technician and my dad is a delivery man

89. Do you like your age? 

Yeah I guess. I mean I can buy my own alcohol so that’s pretty neat 

90. What makes you angry? 

Everything 

91. Do you like your own name? 

Eh it’s alright. Pretty boring 

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I like the name Elena for a girl and Jonathan for a boy 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Doesn’t matter to me

94. What are you strengths? 

I’m a ride or die bitch.

95. What are your weaknesses?

I don’t really share my emotions so I keep things bottled up 

96. How did you get your name? 

My cousin picked out my name 

97. Were your ancestors royalty? 

Not that I know of. But what I do know is I have family from Spain. 

98. Do you have any scars?

Yeah, one on my arm from when I burned myself with my straightener. And another at the place where my nose meets my forehead, between my brows. When I was in elementary school, I was running out on the playground and I tripped and I slide across the cement and scraped my nose and my whole forehead. THERE. WAS. BLOOD. EVERYWHERE. 

99. Colour of your bedspread? 

Light pink 

100. Colour of your room? 

White! 

I tag: @tommyleeownsme, @babe-mustaine, @waycooljunior, and @universal-scorpio ❤️

[corgisocks]

85 questions

tagged by @ribenaflip 💞💕💖💗

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

EDIT: as of 2019, this tag is like 20% irrelevant to what i’m like now....did it in 2017 so

— what was your last…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: it was me calling jojo’s phone so they could find it

3. text message: “I am having a major crisis”

4. song you listened to: coffee & tv by blur

5. you cried: that’s tmi but also saying it’s tmi is tmi and all of this is tmi so what am i DOING

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nooo

7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes i kissed a piece of toast and it got crumbs all over my face

8. been cheated on: if i have been that’d be concerning seeing as i’ve never not been single

9. lost someone special: not recently.

10. been depressed: 24 hours 7 days a week m8

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: what is an alcohol? (no)

— fave colours

12. vermilion 13. cerulean 14. very very dark grey

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: YEET (shoutout to the gc)

16. fallen out of love: i WISH (lmao it’s been 2 years please end me)

17. laughed until you cried: yea obvs

18. found out someone was talking about you: many times. many many many times.

19. met someone who has positively changed you: YES. my bestest buddy has and not in a bad way. i’m definitely a better and happier person because i met him

20. found out who your friends are: i never think about friendships in that kind of way. and if i did i probs wouldn’t care to be like ‘they were a shitty friend’ instead it’d just be like they were someone in my life and it sucks that they’re not/don’t want to be in a good way anymore but shit happens. and i don’t take it personally

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: what is a face book because if it’s like a book of faces i kissed myself in the picture of my group of friends that is in my yearbook

— general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: again…what is a face book

23. do you have any pets: YEET

24. do you want to change your name: i mean idk i think i’d be cool with just usin a nickname for now i’ll figure the legal stuff out later

25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to my friend’s birthday party. spent almost all of it looking for one of the people who was invited with two of my bros. then i saw wonder woman, went to a reallyreally good korean bakery, and then went to the empire state building. and last but not least, the next day, my friends came over and we played clue and mariokart. all in all it was a 10/10 birthday tbh! (it was an anomaly though ngl my birthday this year is going to be infinitely more depressing)

26. what time did you wake up today: 5:30 am cos my school starts too fuckin early ;(

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: taking a shower

28. what is something you can’t wait for: plake’s upcoming single (it’s my fav and i’ve been wanting it in my library for m o n t h s so i’m 110% ready for it

30. what are you listening to right now: the sound of people talking

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i was at an improv comedy show and of all people i was picked to volunteer and when i was on stage my shoe fell off and one of the comedians who was called tom was like 'your foot has been borne to the audience’

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: my own exhaustion!

33. most visited website: my school’s online gradebook 😬

34. hair colour: really dark brown (some people think it’s black but NO)

35. long or short hair: short...it will never be long again i assure you

36. do you have a crush on someone: yes ;(((

37a. what do you like about yourself: i may be an awful person atm but at least i can understand why i am the way i am and know how to improve

37b. what’s something you don’t like about yourself: too many things. rn though i don’t like how i come off as like a 'show-off’ when i’m trying to help people cos me trying to get them to like actually understand what they’re learning always sets em off even though it’d be worse to just do things my own confusing way and leave em in the dust. i also hate how i get frustrated with them (and myself tbh) when that happens

38. want any piercings: hecc no

39. blood type: i legit have no clue

40. nicknames: lou, coco

41. relationship status: what is a relation ship

42. sign: gemini

43. pronouns: he/they i GUESS

44. fave tv show: peppa pig tbh

45. tattoos: hecc no!

46. right or left handed: BOTH

47: ever had surgery: nope 😬

48. piercings: once again HECC NO

49. sport: used to do tennis and track. now i kind of just do a lil bit of everything for fun and i love biking and running

50. vacation: yes please. i need a vacation from LIFE

51. trainers: i’ve had the same old black nikes for three years and the same flip flops for five ;( (and i also have some black converse high-tops that i never wear unless i need to look 'nice’ whoops)

— more general

52. eating: i prefer raw foods to pretty much everything so poke bowls are my jam. i’m also a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fruit because what is self-care??

53. drinking: water. it’s important to stay hydrated

54. i’m about to watch: my surroundings that aren’t my phone

55. waiting for: this tag to be over. yikes

56. want: to pass english for ONE GODDAMN MARKING PERIOD before i graduate cos i haven’t since mp1 of ninth grade during which i got a 99 (now i have a 15 look how far i’ve come!!)

57. get married: i mean…

58. career: ah yes i’ll probably have one of those

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: y'all mean in relationships? no pref. generally speaking though i almost always hate both

60. lips or eyes: no pref

61. shorter or taller: no pref…

62. older or younger: i don’t think about any of this shit i am so confused!!

63. nice arms or stomach: what constitutes an arm or stomach being nice?

64. hookup or relationships: labels ew neither is good

65. troublemaker or hesitant: somehow i’m both. like i’m loud as fuck and kind of obnoxious and audacious but i also have 9.9/10 self-control. so like i would be cool with either type of person

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: i hope not

67. drank hard liquor: hecc no

68. turned someone down: i thought i was gonna have to but that never happened WHEW

69. sex on first date: what is this “sex” you speak of? what is a “date”?

70: broken someone’s heart: i hope not! except hearts are kinda squishy so like i probably haven’t

71. had your heart broken: no although my heart rate’s so high i fear it will explode one of these days

72. been arrested: so far, no

73. cried when someone died: :((( chris cornell. i was lookin up soundgarden on google to find tour dates near where my uncle lives and then i saw it and i was like 'no. nononono. nonononononononono.’ then i let one tear escape from the ducts in my eyes before going into denial river. (aren’t i so fuckin clever 😤😤😤)

i also cried during a tribute to chester bennington at a muse concert if that counts

74. fallen for a friend: once again ew labels but y'all should know by now that i HAVE and i’m STILL falling ;(

— do you believe in

75. yourself: i have no concept of anything in existence and this tag has made me realise that. whoops

76. miracles: i could ramble about this one but i don’t have the time

77. love at first sight: dunno, but i will say that when i met my best friend i knew i was going to love him from how he acted and what his sense of humour is like. he’s so unique really like you can TELL he’s his own person and he owns it without trying to

78. santa claus: yes but only cos i’m tryin to stay off the naughty list

79. angels: what is an angels

— misc

80. eye colour: this is a subject that has been widely debated so for now i’ll just say they’re either grey or green or both

81. best friend’s name: zeke

82. favourite movie: i have no concept of having a favorite movie unless it’s based on who it’s by so i’ll say my favorite pixar movie is wall-e for the sake of having something down for this question. otherwise it’s probs either memento or the imitation game.

83. favourite actor: myself 🤔

84. favourite cartoon: oh shit that’s too hard. my favs as a young child were tom and jerry and the first season of the pokémon anime and i guess my fav one that’s more 'mature’ is bojack horseman (although i’ve only seen half the first season lol)

85. favourite teacher’s name: my favorite is either nicole, hyungmin, rebecca, eileen, hayley, matt, kevin, or robert, but like…i hate picking cos that’s just unfair. so idrk

can’t tag rn but do this if you want to i guess

[carterashofficial]

Thanks, Aearyn

@aearyn was so unbelievably kind to tag me for this 

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (ahaha no i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy this took forever)

— what was your last…

1. drink: water. from the fridge. there might’ve been a dog hair in it because Scout and Abbey show their love through shedding. I didn’t care.  2. phone call: my old internship asking why I never got my w-2 form 3. text message: a coupon from World Market, if that counts. If not, i texted myself a spoiler for the kotfe fic so i don’t forget 4. song you listened to: Champion by Carrie Underwood b/c i love it and I NEED THE POSITIVITY   5. time you cried: UH... writing the kotfe fic. But i wasn’t actually crying. it was more like “im tearing up at this one scene b/c its breaking my heart”. Actual crying? been... so long i can’t remember.

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: ahahahhahahahahahaha.... ahahahhaha..... ahahahhahahahaha despite my best intentions, i’ve never dated anyone. I’ve been trying to change that. I want romance in my life. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: That would imply i’ve had my first kiss, and im 22 years old and still haven’t had it. APHRODITE WHY AM I SINGLE. I’M READY TO MINGLE 8. been cheated on: see above. Can’t be cheated on if you’ve never HAD A DATE 9. lost someone special: i would rather not consider this question, but Domino, Jewel, and my Grandma (all were very, very sudden and hit me like a bag of bricks).  10. been depressed: ha ha ha apparently i’ve had depression since i was 15. I was officially diagnoses in January of 2017 and have been on medication since. ahahaha  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no I can barely get drunk even when i try, let alone enough for a damn hangover. Seriously. I can drink like Carmadda and not get drunk.

— fave colours

12. soft eggshell green 13. the blue at the edge of the horizon 14. metallic  anything

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: ........yes? i think? 16. fallen out of love: ahahahahaha no b/c i’ve never been in love (in the romantic sense and that’s how im taking this) 17. laughed until you cried: always 18. found out someone was talking about you: in the worst of ways 19. met someone who changed you: yes 20. found out who your friends are: oooooh yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: never been kisses

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all? how else do people find you on there? 23. do you have any pets: many. Scout, Abbey, the neon tetras (named the Heralds of Zildrog), my various shrimp, and Corypheus and Valkorian the golden inca snails  24. do you want to change your name: no, but i used to 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went bowling 26. what time did you wake up today: i woke up 3 times, once to Bug getting ready for school, then my mom asking if i opened the vitamins, then... i think 9 was when i finally crawled out 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playing swtor or looking up some fresh and funky memes 28. what is something you can’t wait for: finished the next kotfe fic chapter and breaking everyone’s hearts. Or the next major expansion of SWTOR. I NEED ANOTHER CINEMATIC TRAILER LIKE GODDAMN 30. what are you listening to right now: nothing my house is silent and in the far, far distance, sometimes i can hear cars on the toll road 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i have an uncle named Tom. I have spoken with him. So Yes. 32. something that’s getting on your nerves: socialization. I can only take so much around others. If I was a Sim i’d have the lonely trait. 33. most visited website: Tumblr or my school’s student login page 34. hair colour: blonde/brown im really smack in-between and i just dye it lighter to make it blonde enough for me to be blonde 35. long or short hair: long. so long. down to my butt long                                   36. do you have a crush on someone: not sure. i like him, he’s funny and thinks im funny, and teases me back, but im shit at reading signs and far too much a coward to ask him out. I’m not sure. I had a major crush in high school that resulted in me falling in love with a guy but we never offically dated and then he crushed my heart. Long story. So i try to avoid crushes lest i break my heart again. 37. what do you like about yourself: bitch im fabulous 38. want any piercings: i got 3 in the lobes of each ear and cartilage in the left. If i get any more I think my mom would have a heart attack 39. blood type: ??????? no idea. I know my sister is O 40. nicknames: Milky (only drank milk as a kid, but this nickname has sorta phased away). Other nicknames give away my real name. But I do respond to my sister’s name. 41. relationship status: single and ready to flamingle 42. sign: Aquarius 43. pronouns: she/her 44. fave tv show: i literally can’t pick one b/c ive watched nearly every cop show on Netflix, including some that aren’t in english. All the cooking competitions i can find on Netflix and youtube, and im running out of TV to watch when i do art. Halp. 45. tattoos: Zero because my fatal fear is needles. 46. right or left handed: Left. left left left seriously i can.... maybe dip a french fry in ketchup with my right but that’s it 47: ever had surgery: wisdom teeth removed count? 48. piercings: 7 total in the ears and nothing else. 49. sport: I watch baseball and hockey (SPEAKING OF WHICH, GO DUCKS!). Used to play softball and some soccer. 50. vacation: if i can graduate a quarter early I want to go visit my family in florida and michigan 51. trainers: is... this british for shoes? i wear berkenstocks. only berkenstocks. because crocs are so comfortable but people judge. I also have hella wide feet where ever ‘wide’ shoes are too narrow. I can get by in Vans or my old old Nikes that i hardly ever wear

— more general

52. eating: whether or not if ketchup should go on it, ketchup is going on it. Unless if it’s breakfast food or desert. Breakfast food is my favorite and i could happily live off it it. 53. drinking: water, tea, juice, milk, Mike’s black cherry hard lemonade, monster energy drinks, RC Cola.... i drink a variety of things. Mostly water and tea. 54. i’m about to watch: i dont know I’VE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO WATCH ON NETFLIX 55. waiting for: myself to go out on a date and/or meet The Guy 56. want: many things. 57. get married: One day. 58. career: ssssssssttttttttttuuuuuuuuuudddddddeeeeeeennnnnnntttttttt

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: i want both but maybe not from the same people. 60. lips or eyes: depends what each are doing tbh 61. shorter or taller: taller b/c im short and can’t reach the top shelf 62. older or younger: older but at this point im 22 and a lot of my classmates are 21 so like.... my generation. 63. nice arms or stomach: arms 64. hookup or relationships: relationships 65. troublemaker or hesitant: depends. like really depends. I’ll probalby go with troublemaker b/c they tend to be funny and on-the-spot and im a planner.

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: never kissed anyone..... ha ha ha 67. drank hard liquor: so yes. 68. turned someone down: ahahahhahahahaahaha haha ha. Actually yes I got asked to homecoming my senior year by this one dude who still gives me the creeps jsut tihnking about him. I politely said no. 69. sex on first date: never been on a date, never kissed anyone. Never ‘done the deed’. Would not do on the first date. 70: broken someone’s heart: uh my mom’s when I told her I had Depression and wanted to kill myself all throughout sophomore year highschool 71. had your heart broken: oh. Yes. 72. been arrested: no 73. cried when someone died: more like wailed loud enough that half the dorm floor heard 74. fallen for a friend: *side-eyes my sister* yeeees

— do you believe in

75. yourself: it varies over what. 76. miracles: I mean.... to an extent.  77. love at first sight: no 78. santa claus: I AM 22 YEARS OLD of course 79. angels: its complicated. my mom found a dead rat in our old house’s garage when i was 4-ish and all i remember crying for the dead rat when my dad tossed it in the garbage. My mom explained that an angel had already taken the rat’s soul to heaven. What did I picture the angel as? A carrot, wearing a tie, with mickey mouse-esque white gloves carrying a rat dramatically. This still haunts me.

— misc

80. eye colour: blue enough that you might drown in the ocean 81. best friend’s name: @athenascrown 82. favourite movie: if you think I can pick only one you’ve got another thing coming. but.... any star wars movie. If i had to pick one, Empire Strikes Back or Phantom Menace or The Last Jedi.... or Rogue One.... or Revenge of the Sith... 83. favourite actor: The guy who played the stormtrooper who hits his head on the door in Ep 4 84. favourite cartoon: the old Ducktales was a childhood favorite 85. favourite teacher’s name: I don’t want to put her name out here but she was my art teacher all through high school and she is one of the kindest souls ive ever met and if it wasn’t for her, i wouldn’t have gotten back into art

because this post took 5ever im not tagging anyone but if you want to do it, just say I tagged you and I’ll say i did

[thereigning-lorelai]

woah, this is huge. i got tagged by @theitalianflamingo and @ruby-red-inky-blue - thanks guys. ♥

last

1. drink - water 2. phone call - with my mum 3. text message - my boyfriend 4. song you listened to - “still falling for you” by ellie goulding 5. time you cried - sunday (sorry about that)

ever

6. dated someone twice - nope. 7. kissed someone and regretted it - yes. 8. been cheated on - hopefully not! 9. lost someone special - yes. 10. been depressed - i wouldn’t call it depressed, just a gloomy mood. 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - once or twice but it’s been a while.

fave colours

12. purple 13. lilac 14. violet :)

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes. 16. fallen out of love - no. 17. laughed until you cried - yes! 18. found out someone was talking about you - fortunately not. 19. met someone who changed you - i don’t think so? maybe inspired, but not changed. 20. found out who your friends are - i found out a long time ago (i’m old). 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no.

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - probably all of them? (which is not a lot. i have like 10 friends on facebook because i hate this site.) 23. do you have any pets - two lovely kitties. 24. do you want to change your name - nah, i’m okay with it. 25. what did you do for your last birthday - i was in new york with my boyfriend. we took a harbour tour at sunset and then went up the empire state building afterwards. it was perfect. 26. what time did you wake up today - 7 am. (finally more than 5 hours of sleep, yay!) 27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping. 28. what is something you can’t wait for - hopefully getting my new job! 30. what are you listening to right now - my cat grooming itself. 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - back in elementary school? no one’s named tom anymore (at least where i live). 32. something thats getting on your nerves - my headache. 33. most visited website - tumblr and ao3. 34. hair colour - brown. 35. long or short hair - medium, i’m letting it grow right now. 36. do you have a crush on someone - diego luna. 37. what do you like about yourself - my eyes. 38. want any piercings - nope. 39. blood type - B positive. 40. nicknames - ani. 41. relationship status - waiting for the boyfriend to pop the question. taken. 42. zodiac - aries 43. pronouns - she/her 44. fave tv shows - i’ve been super bad with tv shows lately. but generally: gilmore girls, misfits, being human uk. 45. tattoos - nope. 46. right or left handed - right handed. 47. ever had surgery - way back when i was a kid. as an adult, luckily, none. 48. piercings - do earrings count? ;) 49. sport - i’ve been pretty bad with it lately. i did some yoga last year. 53. drinking - not much anymore. amarula or cosmopolitan are my go to drinks though. 54. i’m about to watch - another episode of dawson’s creek. do not judge me. 55. waiting for - my boyfriend to wake up so we can have breakfast. 56. want - that new job! 57. get married - eventually, yes. 58. career - absolutely. :D (still kind of dreaming about working for a publishing house one day. maybe.)

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - both...

60. lips or eyes - eyes. 61. shorter or taller - taller. 62. older or younger - older but not by much. 63. nice arms or stomach - arms. 64. hookup or relationship - relationship. 65. troublemaker or hesitant - a bit of both is good.

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no. 67. drank hard liquor - yes. 68. lost glasses - yep. 69. turned someone down - had to a couple of times, yes. 70. sex on first date - listen, we already knew each other from work, so we had like a very long first date. ;) but yes. 71. broken someones heart - yes. sorry about that. 72. had your heart broken - yes. 73. been arrested - no. 74. cried when someone died - yes, hasn’t been that long. 75. fallen for a friend - no.

do you believe in

76. yourself - most of the times, yes. 77. miracles - no. 78. love at first sight - can happen. 79. santa claus - no. 80. kiss on a first date - yes, absolutely. 81. angels - no.

other

82. best friend’s name - i have a group of really good friends but no one i would consider my best friend at the moment. 83. eye colour - blue-green. 84. fave movie - atonement and rogue one. 85. fave actor - diego luna and james mcavoy.

i have seen a lot of people being tagged already... i’ll add @jemmasimmons, @andromeda3116 and @ladytharen but only if you want to. everyone else who wants to do it, feel free to do so and tag me.

[windsweptlassie]

i was tagged by both @frogyell and @not-your-fancy-butler ily both and i’m so glad i got to see you recently!

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

1. last drink: water babey!

2. last phone call: my dad, but technically the apple store man accidentally face timing my mom three (3) consecutive times with my broken ass phone

3. last text message: me telling my friend to eat food, although technically last outgoing message (not text) was me telling @not-your-fancy-butler​ to tell me about modern Pierre

4. last song you listened to: Pierre from Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

5. time you cried: fuck man idk i was probably stressed or something

6. dated someone twice? as if

7. kissed someone and regretted it? only a little

8. been cheated on? nope!

9. lost someone special? of course

10. been depressed? fucke yeah

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? nope and i don’t plan to

fave colors

12. white

13. shades of gold

14. blue/red/pink

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? sure have!

16. fallen out of love? yes indeed!

17. laughed until you cried? of course!

18. found out someone was talking about you? yes and it was a bitch of a situation

19. met someone who changed you? sure have!

20. found out who your friends are? Oh Yes Bitch

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? i don’t have Facebook dkjdfskljfslkd which makes me either a baby or ninety years old

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? i don’t have Facebook (clapping hands emoji) !!!!!!

23. do you have any pets? yea i got my kitty

24. do you want to change your name? no!

25. what did you do for your last birthday? uh paddle boarded on the ocean with two of my Best Friends Ever @starcallerstag​ and @vernalpool​ and then went home to spend time with my family, it was pretty nice

26. what time did you wake up today? 6:20 ish

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? sleepin I'm a boring bitch

28. what is something you cant wait for? I wanna go to college

30. what are you listening to right now? sad angsty indie music and Great Comet

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yea i got a bunch in my family

32. something thats getting on your nerves? right now? idk that i’m avoiding my work

33. most visited website: oh i don’t know email? tumblr?

34. hair color: brown

35. long or short hair: long buddy

36. do you have a crush on someone: not really it’s not super a priority right now

37. what do you like about yourself: i like my talent n creativity n i think i look nice n i’m pretty strong (really though, i’m convinced that being able to Lift Weights makes one soooo cocky, since i started learning weightlifting/kickboxing i’m all “i could kick ANYONE’S ass and look so good doing it”)

38. want any piercings? sorta

39. blood type: i have no fucking clue

40. nicknames: any variation of my name and whatever stupid shit my friends come up with on a daily basis (ily)

41. relationship status: single and coolin

42. zodiac: Leo

43. pronouns: she/her babey

44. fave tv shows: Idk anymore, brooklyn nine-nine? parks and rec? war and peace? game of thrones? star trek tos? i haven’t watched much tv lately

45. tattoos: want

46. right or left handed: left!

47. ever had surgery: i mean tooth surgery yes

48. piercings: none!

49. sport: field hockey, sorta fencing, kickboxing aka punching the shit out of other people, sailing, weightlifting

50. vacation: definitely need

51. trainers: i don’t know what this means? does it mean shoes? I have shoes...

more general

52. eating: i had a cookie a few minutes ago

53. drinking: water 2 hydrate my soul

54. im about to watch: probably war and peace again

55. waiting for: my fucking motivation

56. want: 2 be happy

57. get married: want to someday like probably in 10+ years

58. career: whatever makes me happy when i get there

59. hugs or kisses: hugs but i also haven’t been kissed in five million years so idk

60. lips or eyes: def nice eyes

61. shorter or taller: i couldn’t care less, whichever!

62. older or younger: my own fucking age please

63. nice arms or stomach: ...both

64. hookup or relationship: relationship but like...i’d be sort of down to TRY a hookup? idk

65. troublemaker or hesitant: usually hesitant but sometimes

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: definitely not

67. drank hard liquor: i had champagne once and i hated it and i don’t even know if that’s a hard liquor, which tells you how much i know about alcohol 

68. lost glasses: of course

69. turned someone down: yeah

70. sex on first date: yikes man

71. broken someones heart: probably but i hope i haven’t

72. had your heart broken: yeah definitely but i’ve also broken my own heart  (HA)

73. been arrested: nope!

74. cried when someone died: of course

75. fallen for a friend: every single day (although in all seriousness, i’ve fallen for a Lot of my friends whoops)

do you believe in

76. yourself: yea!

77. miracles: yes actually! why not imo

78. love at first sight: i honestly don’t know but proooobably not

79. santa claus: when i was little sure!

80. kiss on a first date: yeah why not

81. angels: yeah sure!

other

82. best friend’s name: i don’t pick favorites i love you all

83. eye colour: brown!! it’s pretty i think

84. fave movie: idk, the empire strikes back, master and commander, some lord of the rings movie

85. fave actor: i don’t know really? it changes

uuuuuuhhhhhh idk who to tag if you see this consider yourself tagged

peace

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: largepeachicedtea

@largepeachicedtea

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Blaine Anderson

Favourite season: Season 3

Least favourite season: Season 6

Mean song rating: 6.09

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.23

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.8

Mean song rating season 1: 6.63

Mean song rating season 2: 6.22

Mean song rating season 3: 6.18

Mean song rating season 4: 6

Mean song rating season 5: 5.46

Mean song rating season 6: 5.65

Songs rated: 335

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by largepeachicedtea, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by largepeachicedtea. 10 was assigned 4 times, 9 was assigned 20 times, 8 was assigned 45 times, 7 was assigned 71 times, 6 was assigned 73 times, 5 was assigned 67 times, 4 was assigned 35 times, 3 was assigned 12 times, 2 was assigned 6 times, 1 was assigned 2 times, and 367 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

2. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

3. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

4. (10) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

5. (9) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

6. (9) - S1x12 - Jump

7. (9) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

8. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

9. (9) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

10. (9) - S1x19 - Dream On

11. (9) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

12. (9) - S1x20 - Poker Face

13. (9) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

14. (9) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

15. (9) - S2x02 - Toxic

16. (9) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

17. (9) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

18. (9) - S2x05 - Time Warp

19. (9) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

20. (9) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

21. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie

22. (9) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

23. (9) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

24. (9) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

25. (8) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

26. (8) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

27. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

28. (8) - S1x07 - No Air

29. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

30. (8) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

31. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

32. (8) - S2x02 - Stronger

33. (8) - S2x04 - Sing!

34. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

35. (8) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

36. (8) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

37. (8) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

38. (8) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

39. (8) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

40. (8) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

41. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird

42. (8) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

43. (8) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

44. (8) - S3x05 - America

45. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

46. (8) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

47. (8) - S3x11 - Bad

48. (8) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

49. (8) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

50. (8) - S3x15 - Fighter

51. (8) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

52. (8) - S3x16 - Night Fever

53. (8) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

54. (8) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

55. (8) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

56. (8) - S4x02 - 3

57. (8) - S4x08 - Whistle

58. (8) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

59. (8) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

60. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

61. (8) - S4x15 - Come What May

62. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

63. (8) - S4x15 - Footloose

64. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

65. (8) - S4x21 - Superstition

66. (8) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

67. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

68. (8) - S5x12 - Valerie

69. (8) - S6x02 - Tightrope

70. (7) - S1x01 - Respect

71. (7) - S1x01 - Rehab

72. (7) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

73. (7) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

74. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

75. (7) - S1x15 - Burning Up

76. (7) - S1x17 - Physical

77. (7) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

78. (7) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

79. (7) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

80. (7) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

81. (7) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

82. (7) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

83. (7) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

84. (7) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

85. (7) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

86. (7) - S2x08 - Marry You

87. (7) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

88. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

89. (7) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

90. (7) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

91. (7) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

92. (7) - S2x18 - Born This Way

93. (7) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

94. (7) - S2x21 - Back to Black

95. (7) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

96. (7) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

97. (7) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

98. (7) - S3x04 - Candyman

99. (7) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

100. (7) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

101. (7) - S3x08 - ABC

102. (7) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

103. (7) - S3x11 - Scream

104. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White

105. (7) - S3x13 - Love Shack

106. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

107. (7) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

108. (7) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

109. (7) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

110. (7) - S3x18 - School's Out

111. (7) - S3x20 - Mean

112. (7) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

113. (7) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

114. (7) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

115. (7) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

116. (7) - S4x02 - Gimme More

117. (7) - S4x02 - Womanizer

118. (7) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

119. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

120. (7) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

121. (7) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

122. (7) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

123. (7) - S4x12 - Love Song

124. (7) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

125. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

126. (7) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

127. (7) - S4x15 - Shout

128. (7) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

129. (7) - S4x17 - Creep

130. (7) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

131. (7) - S4x18 - Your Song

132. (7) - S5x01 - Help!

133. (7) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

134. (7) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

135. (7) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

136. (7) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

137. (7) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

138. (7) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

139. (7) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

140. (7) - S6x13 - I Lived

141. (6) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

142. (6) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

143. (6) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

144. (6) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

145. (6) - S1x15 - Vogue

146. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone

147. (6) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

148. (6) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

149. (6) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

150. (6) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

151. (6) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

152. (6) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

153. (6) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

154. (6) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

155. (6) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

156. (6) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

157. (6) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

158. (6) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

159. (6) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

160. (6) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

161. (6) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

162. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

163. (6) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

164. (6) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

165. (6) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

166. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

167. (6) - S3x03 - Fix You

168. (6) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

169. (6) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

170. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

171. (6) - S3x10 - Without You

172. (6) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

173. (6) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

174. (6) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

175. (6) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

176. (6) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

177. (6) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

178. (6) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

179. (6) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

180. (6) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

181. (6) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

182. (6) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

183. (6) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

184. (6) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

185. (6) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

186. (6) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

187. (6) - S4x07 - Some Nights

188. (6) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

189. (6) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

190. (6) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

191. (6) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

192. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

193. (6) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

194. (6) - S4x20 - Longest Time

195. (6) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

196. (6) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

197. (6) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

198. (6) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

199. (6) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

200. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

201. (6) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

202. (6) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

203. (6) - S5x14 - Downtown

204. (6) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

205. (6) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

206. (6) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

207. (6) - S6x07 - Same Love

208. (6) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

209. (6) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

210. (6) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

211. (6) - S6x12 - Pony

212. (6) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

213. (6) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

214. (5) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

215. (5) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

216. (5) - S1x02 - Push It

217. (5) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

218. (5) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

219. (5) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

220. (5) - S2x01 - Billionaire

221. (5) - S2x07 - Forget You

222. (5) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

223. (5) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

224. (5) - S2x12 - Firework

225. (5) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

226. (5) - S2x13 - Sing

227. (5) - S2x15 - Animal

228. (5) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

229. (5) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

230. (5) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

231. (5) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

232. (5) - S3x01 - Big Spender

233. (5) - S3x02 - Somewhere

234. (5) - S3x03 - Spotlight

235. (5) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

236. (5) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

237. (5) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

238. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene

239. (5) - S3x07 - Perfect

240. (5) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

241. (5) - S3x08 - Control

242. (5) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

243. (5) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

244. (5) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

245. (5) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

246. (5) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

247. (5) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

248. (5) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

249. (5) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

250. (5) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

251. (5) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

252. (5) - S3x21 - Starships

253. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

254. (5) - S4x07 - Heroes

255. (5) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

256. (5) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

257. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

258. (5) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

259. (5) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

260. (5) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

261. (5) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

262. (5) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

263. (5) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

264. (5) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

265. (5) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

266. (5) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

267. (5) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

268. (5) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

269. (5) - S5x12 - Toxic

270. (5) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

271. (5) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

272. (5) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

273. (5) - S6x04 - Whip It

274. (5) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

275. (5) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

276. (5) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

277. (5) - S6x11 - We Built This City

278. (5) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

279. (5) - S6x12 - Popular

280. (5) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

281. (4) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

282. (4) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

283. (4) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

284. (4) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

285. (4) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

286. (4) - S2x13 - Baby

287. (4) - S2x16 - Candles

288. (4) - S2x22 - My Cup

289. (4) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

290. (4) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

291. (4) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

292. (4) - S3x10 - We Found Love

293. (4) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

294. (4) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

295. (4) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

296. (4) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

297. (4) - S3x22 - Forever Young

298. (4) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

299. (4) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

300. (4) - S4x04 - The Scientist

301. (4) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

302. (4) - S4x07 - Superman

303. (4) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

304. (4) - S4x13 - Diva

305. (4) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

306. (4) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

307. (4) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

308. (4) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

309. (4) - S5x12 - Happy

310. (4) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

311. (4) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

312. (4) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

313. (4) - S5x20 - Pompeii

314. (4) - S6x01 - Let It Go

315. (4) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

316. (3) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

317. (3) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

318. (3) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

319. (3) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

320. (3) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

321. (3) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

322. (3) - S3x08 - We Are Young

323. (3) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

324. (3) - S4x17 - Copacabana

325. (3) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

326. (3) - S5x04 - Roar

327. (3) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

328. (2) - S1x08 - Thong Song

329. (2) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

330. (2) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

331. (2) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

332. (2) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

333. (2) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

334. (1) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

335. (1) - S5x07 - The Fox

336. (NA) - S1x01 - On My Own

337. (NA) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

338. (NA) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

339. (NA) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

340. (NA) - S1x03 - Mercy

341. (NA) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

342. (NA) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

343. (NA) - S1x04 - Tonight

344. (NA) - S1x05 - Last Name

345. (NA) - S1x05 - Alone

346. (NA) - S1x05 - Cabaret

347. (NA) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

348. (NA) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

349. (NA) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

350. (NA) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

351. (NA) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

352. (NA) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

353. (NA) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

354. (NA) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

355. (NA) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

356. (NA) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

357. (NA) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

358. (NA) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

359. (NA) - S1x10 - Endless Love

360. (NA) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

361. (NA) - S1x10 - Crush

362. (NA) - S1x11 - Imagine

363. (NA) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

364. (NA) - S1x11 - True Colors

365. (NA) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

366. (NA) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

367. (NA) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

368. (NA) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

369. (NA) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

370. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

371. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

372. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello

373. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

374. (NA) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

375. (NA) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

376. (NA) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

377. (NA) - S1x16 - Home

378. (NA) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

379. (NA) - S1x16 - Fire

380. (NA) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

381. (NA) - S1x16 - Beautiful

382. (NA) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

383. (NA) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

384. (NA) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

385. (NA) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

386. (NA) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

387. (NA) - S1x18 - One

388. (NA) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

389. (NA) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

390. (NA) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

391. (NA) - S1x20 - Beth

392. (NA) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

393. (NA) - S1x21 - Loser

394. (NA) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

395. (NA) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

396. (NA) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

397. (NA) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

398. (NA) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

399. (NA) - S1x22 - Faithfully

400. (NA) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

401. (NA) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

402. (NA) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

403. (NA) - S2x01 - Listen

404. (NA) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

405. (NA) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

406. (NA) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

407. (NA) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

408. (NA) - S2x03 - I Look to You

409. (NA) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

410. (NA) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

411. (NA) - S2x03 - One of Us

412. (NA) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

413. (NA) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

414. (NA) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

415. (NA) - S2x04 - Lucky

416. (NA) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

417. (NA) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

418. (NA) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

419. (NA) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

420. (NA) - S2x08 - Ohio

421. (NA) - S2x08 - Sway

422. (NA) - S2x09 - The Living Years

423. (NA) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

424. (NA) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

425. (NA) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

426. (NA) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

427. (NA) - S2x11 - She's Not There

428. (NA) - S2x11 - Need You Now

429. (NA) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

430. (NA) - S2x14 - My Headband

431. (NA) - S2x15 - Landslide

432. (NA) - S2x15 - Kiss

433. (NA) - S2x16 - Misery

434. (NA) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

435. (NA) - S2x16 - Only Child

436. (NA) - S2x16 - Get It Right

437. (NA) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

438. (NA) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

439. (NA) - S2x17 - All By Myself

440. (NA) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

441. (NA) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

442. (NA) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

443. (NA) - S2x19 - Dreams

444. (NA) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

445. (NA) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

446. (NA) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

447. (NA) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

448. (NA) - S2x19 - Songbird

449. (NA) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

450. (NA) - S2x20 - Friday

451. (NA) - S2x21 - Some People

452. (NA) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

453. (NA) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

454. (NA) - S2x21 - My Man

455. (NA) - S2x22 - Yeah!

456. (NA) - S2x22 - For Good

457. (NA) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

458. (NA) - S2x22 - Pretending

459. (NA) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

460. (NA) - S3x03 - Cool

461. (NA) - S3x03 - It's All Over

462. (NA) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

463. (NA) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

464. (NA) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

465. (NA) - S3x05 - Tonight

466. (NA) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

467. (NA) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

468. (NA) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

469. (NA) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

470. (NA) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

471. (NA) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

472. (NA) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

473. (NA) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

474. (NA) - S3x09 - River

475. (NA) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

476. (NA) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

477. (NA) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

478. (NA) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

479. (NA) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

480. (NA) - S3x11 - Ben

481. (NA) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

482. (NA) - S3x11 - Human Nature

483. (NA) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

484. (NA) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

485. (NA) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

486. (NA) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

487. (NA) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

488. (NA) - S3x13 - You're the Top

489. (NA) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

490. (NA) - S3x13 - Home

491. (NA) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

492. (NA) - S3x14 - Stand

493. (NA) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

494. (NA) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

495. (NA) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

496. (NA) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

497. (NA) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

498. (NA) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

499. (NA) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

500. (NA) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

501. (NA) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

502. (NA) - S3x17 - So Emotional

503. (NA) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

504. (NA) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

505. (NA) - S3x18 - Cry

506. (NA) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

507. (NA) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

508. (NA) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

509. (NA) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

510. (NA) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

511. (NA) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

512. (NA) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

513. (NA) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

514. (NA) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

515. (NA) - S3x22 - In My Life

516. (NA) - S3x22 - Glory Days

517. (NA) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

518. (NA) - S4x01 - It's Time

519. (NA) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

520. (NA) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

521. (NA) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

522. (NA) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

523. (NA) - S4x02 - Everytime

524. (NA) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

525. (NA) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

526. (NA) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

527. (NA) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

528. (NA) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

529. (NA) - S4x04 - Mine

530. (NA) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

531. (NA) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

532. (NA) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

533. (NA) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

534. (NA) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

535. (NA) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

536. (NA) - S4x09 - Being Alive

537. (NA) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

538. (NA) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

539. (NA) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

540. (NA) - S4x10 - White Christmas

541. (NA) - S4x10 - The First Noel

542. (NA) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

543. (NA) - S4x11 - Tell Him

544. (NA) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

545. (NA) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

546. (NA) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

547. (NA) - S4x12 - Torn

548. (NA) - S4x13 - Hung Up

549. (NA) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

550. (NA) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

551. (NA) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

552. (NA) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

553. (NA) - S4x16 - Closer

554. (NA) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

555. (NA) - S4x17 - Wannabe

556. (NA) - S4x18 - Say

557. (NA) - S4x18 - More Than Words

558. (NA) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

559. (NA) - S4x19 - Outcast

560. (NA) - S4x19 - Next to Me

561. (NA) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

562. (NA) - S4x20 - Little Girls

563. (NA) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

564. (NA) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

565. (NA) - S4x21 - I Wish

566. (NA) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

567. (NA) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

568. (NA) - S4x22 - Clarity

569. (NA) - S4x22 - Wings

570. (NA) - S4x22 - I Love It

571. (NA) - S4x22 - To Love You More

572. (NA) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

573. (NA) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

574. (NA) - S5x01 - Yesterday

575. (NA) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

576. (NA) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

577. (NA) - S5x02 - Get Back

578. (NA) - S5x02 - Let It Be

579. (NA) - S5x02 - Something

580. (NA) - S5x02 - Revolution

581. (NA) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

582. (NA) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

583. (NA) - S5x03 - No Surrender

584. (NA) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

585. (NA) - S5x05 - On Our Way

586. (NA) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

587. (NA) - S5x06 - Honesty

588. (NA) - S5x06 - Piano Man

589. (NA) - S5x06 - My Life

590. (NA) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

591. (NA) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

592. (NA) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

593. (NA) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

594. (NA) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

595. (NA) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

596. (NA) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

597. (NA) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

598. (NA) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

599. (NA) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

600. (NA) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

601. (NA) - S5x08 - Love Child

602. (NA) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

603. (NA) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

604. (NA) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

605. (NA) - S5x09 - Brave

606. (NA) - S5x09 - Breakaway

607. (NA) - S5x10 - The Happening

608. (NA) - S5x10 - Hold On

609. (NA) - S5x10 - Barracuda

610. (NA) - S5x10 - Gloria

611. (NA) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

612. (NA) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

613. (NA) - S5x11 - Vacation

614. (NA) - S5x11 - America

615. (NA) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

616. (NA) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

617. (NA) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

618. (NA) - S5x11 - I Love LA

619. (NA) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

620. (NA) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

621. (NA) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

622. (NA) - S5x13 - Be Okay

623. (NA) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

624. (NA) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

625. (NA) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

626. (NA) - S5x14 - Rockstar

627. (NA) - S5x14 - People

628. (NA) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

629. (NA) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

630. (NA) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

631. (NA) - S5x15 - Colorblind

632. (NA) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

633. (NA) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

634. (NA) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

635. (NA) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

636. (NA) - S5x17 - Lovefool

637. (NA) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

638. (NA) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

639. (NA) - S5x17 - NYC

640. (NA) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

641. (NA) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

642. (NA) - S5x18 - The Rose

643. (NA) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

644. (NA) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

645. (NA) - S5x19 - Memory

646. (NA) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

647. (NA) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

648. (NA) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

649. (NA) - S5x20 - All of Me

650. (NA) - S5x20 - No Time At All

651. (NA) - S5x20 - American Boy

652. (NA) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

653. (NA) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

654. (NA) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

655. (NA) - S6x01 - Sing

656. (NA) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

657. (NA) - S6x01 - Uninvited

658. (NA) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

659. (NA) - S6x02 - Take On Me

660. (NA) - S6x02 - Home

661. (NA) - S6x02 - Problem

662. (NA) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

663. (NA) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

664. (NA) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

665. (NA) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

666. (NA) - S6x03 - So Far Away

667. (NA) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

668. (NA) - S6x04 - Bitch

669. (NA) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

670. (NA) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

671. (NA) - S6x05 - Father Figure

672. (NA) - S6x05 - My Sharona

673. (NA) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

674. (NA) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

675. (NA) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

676. (NA) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

677. (NA) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

678. (NA) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

679. (NA) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

680. (NA) - S6x06 - Alfie

681. (NA) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

682. (NA) - S6x07 - Time After Time

683. (NA) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

684. (NA) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

685. (NA) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

686. (NA) - S6x08 - At Last

687. (NA) - S6x09 - Break Free

688. (NA) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

689. (NA) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

690. (NA) - S6x10 - Far From Over

691. (NA) - S6x10 - Rather Be

692. (NA) - S6x10 - Rise

693. (NA) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

694. (NA) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

695. (NA) - S6x11 - Mickey

696. (NA) - S6x11 - Chandelier

697. (NA) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

698. (NA) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

699. (NA) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

700. (NA) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

701. (NA) - S6x13 - This Time

702. (NA) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

[kunoichi-ume]

I was tagged by @nyodrite

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people THE LAST 1. drink: A chai tea latte 2. phone call: My husband.... three days ago. 3. text message: My older sister send me this cause she knew I would appreciate it:

4. song you listened to: Let it Flow.... it’s a Star Wars Let it Go parody song. 5. time you cried: Yesterday my friend sent me this super sweet story about a little girl’s reaction to Princess Leia on the big screen for TFA and I bawled. 6. dated someone twice: Technically I dated my husband twice, we dated for a bit and then didn’t for almost a year before reconnecting.  7. kissed someone and regretted it: I have kissed people and had it been a mistake, but I don’t regret any of it now. but then I’m not sure I could remember every person I’ve kissed.... Now I feel a little slutty. 8. been cheated on: Yes 9. lost someone special: Every grandparent that was alive when I was born (minus the racist jerk one), two uncles, my dad and a few friends.  10. been depressed: Yes. I used to be medicated for it but I am no just coping on my own.  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Just once, it was my birthday and everyone kept buying me drinks. It was an epic kareoke night though! 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. the dark green of forest leaves after a rainstorm 13. the fiery orange pink the sky turns at sunset 14. the bright crystal blue of the ocean in northern Florida IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yes! 16. fallen out of love: No 17. laughed until you cried: Yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: No 19. met someone who changed you: Yes. 20. found out who your friends are: Yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: My husband. GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: A good majority of them, a lot of them are World of Warcraft friends. 23. do you have any pets: I have 1 beautiful mean cat. 24. do you want to change your name: Nah, I did change it when I got married so I am happy with what it is at the moment. 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Went out for Japanese food with my husband. I think we saw a movie too but I don’t remember which one it was. 26. what time did you wake up: 7:45 AM 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Reading fanfiction about Tony Stark and Peter Parker because I am falling into that hole. 28. name something you can’t wait for: Salt Lake Comic Con this weekend 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Saturday when I went to her house to plan our Halloween party for the grandkids. What happened to number 30? 31. what are you listening to right now: Netflix 32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: There was this old man in my neighborhood when I was a kid who was named Tom. He always had popsicles for us when we stopped by to visit. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my inability to focus on my studying the last few days. I have a test coming up and I need to get this stuff memorized, 34. most visited website: My school’s online site, Tumblr, AO3, FF.net, Pandora, Google Docs and YouTube are always open 35. hair colour: Wine burgundy 36. long or short hair: Long 37. do you have a crush on someone: Does Ewan McGregor count? Also @raendown and tons of my other mutuals. You are all so awesome.  38. what do you like about yourself: The way I get really into whatever I decide is my current favorite thing. 39. want any piercings: Nah I am happy with the single piercings in my ears that I have. 40. blood type: O+ 41. nickname: Keirra, Ume, うめせんぱい, Care Bear, Cherry Berry 42. relationship status: Married, both irl and online. I am from Utah so always down for more internet spouses ;) 43. zodiac: Capricorn and Dragon 44. pronouns: She, her 45. favourite tv show: The Musketeers, Avatar the Last Air Bender, One Piece 46. tattoos: None but getting one for my dad soonish 47. right or left handed: Right 48. surgery: Never, unless dental surgery counts. I had impacted wisdom teeth that had to be surgically removed.  49. piercing: ears 50. sport: No 51. vacation: Notable ones include: Florida, The Redwoods, Los Angelos, Disneyland, Oregon, Yellowstone. I want to go to England, Japan and New Zealand 52. pair of trainers: Whatever I own at the moment. MORE GENERAL 53. eating: Currently? Nothing 54. drinking: There is a water bottle next to me so that? 55. im about to: Study Japanese, do my workbook pages and work on a translation assignment.  56. waiting for: Salt Lake Comic Con 57. want: to be healthy but like also chocolate.  58. get married: I am married 59. career: Writer, editor 60. hugs or kisses: I love a good hug  61. lips or eyes: I love eyes 62. shorter or taller: Tall please! 63. older or younger: Really not that picky as long as it isnt extreme but I have a weak spot for older men. 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Arms, this goes back to the hug thing.  65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: I dont see how these contrast. You can be a troublemaker and be hesitant sometimes. Both? HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: Yes 68. drank hard liquor: yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: Yes. I found them a year later though. 70. turned someone down: Yes 71. sex on the first date: Yes 72. broken someone’s heart: Maybe?  73. had your heart broken: Yes 74. been arrested: No 75. cried when someone died: Yes 76. fallen for a friend: Yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: Not very often 78. miracles: No 79. love at first sight: No 80. santa claus: No 81. kiss on the first date: Yes 82. angels: No OTHER 83. current best friends’ names: Cynthia 84. eye colour: Blue with mismatching brown spots in them  85. favorite movie: The Decoy Bride, The Phantom Menace, Empire Strikes Back, Taken, Clue, It, The Conjuring (both), Annabelle (both), and well a lot of others. I am bad at choosing favorite anythings. 

I tag: @raendown, @cassandrasdreamworld, @syndellwins, @itslulu42, @pyroinquisitor, @denilmo

[wonderlandleighleigh]

98 Thoughts while watching A New Hope

1. Who was that silver protocol droid? What happened to them? Are they okay? where are they now?? I bet they’re cooler than 3P0.

2. Rebel helmets are just silly.

3. I love how dirty R2 and 3P0 are. 

4. Man, Rex is right. Empire-era Stormtrooper armor is total shit.

5. Shut up Anakin.

6. Oh Space Mom. I will miss Carrie Fisher forever. 

7. Anakin fucking - he asks a question just as he kills the dude. Like- why-? Shut up Anakin.

8. Something I really love about this first movie is that Leia doesn’t do anything overtly sexily. When she gets shot, she’s literally just laid out on the floor, on her belly. It’s not meant to be hot. And even later when she’s tortured, it’s not meant to be a male gaze thing.

9. For fuck’s sake Anakin. Your daughter is standing right fucking there, and you can’t even sense it. What a dumb. 

10. R2 is like “Fuck. This place again?”  But 3P0 was created on Tatooine and he doesn’t even remember. That’s kinda sad. 

11. As Dettiot says, you can really tell that 3P0 was created by a 9 year old Anakin. Yeesh.

12. I really love the Jawas. They’re so strange, and wonderful. 

13. I wonder what R2 was thinking about when he was walking all that time by himself on Tatooine. Was he thinking about Anakin? Was he thinking about the war? Or Padme? Or Ahsoka? 

14. Man, Tatooine at dusk is beautiful, isn’t it?

15. These Stormtroopers have sand on their butts. I never noticed. 

16. I remember thinking the Jawa going “bobit! bobit!” was very funny as a kid.

17. Beru Whitesun. Former slaver liberator. Secret bad-ass. She and Owen really deserved better. 

18. R2: I cannot believe my old master’s son is leaving me the fuck behind. What the fuck is this shit. Get back here. Do you know how much I suffered for your dumb dad? 

19. Luke playing with toy ships just like Anakin did. And didn’t Obi-Wan make some of those in one continuity or another? *sad* 

20. R2: ANOTHER SKYWALKER OH GOD. 

21. SHE IS YOUR SISTER. Do NOT falling in love with your SISTER.

22. R2′s memory has never been wiped. Aside from Leia’s message, gold only knows what other recordings are saved on his hard drive. 

23. Blue milk! 

24. And Owen lying his ass of to Luke. Ugh.

25. I remember as a kid thinking that Owen was too grumpy/mean. But he’s a really good person. He raised this kid, and wants nothing more than to do right by him. Done so dirty. 

26. But Luke’s pensive moment watching the suns set is so beautiful.

27. I desperately want to know how Beru’s cooker works. I want one. It looks so cool. 

28. I want a Bantha. 

29. R2 trying to wake Luke up is such a moment. 

30. Obi-Wan’s krate dragon impersonation is amazing. I wish he’d do it more often.

31. I have feelings about his old, dusty Jedi robes.  In fact, everytthing about old Ben gives me feelings. He lost everything, and has been hiding in the desert for twenty years. 

32. “He’s searching for his former master. I’ve never seen so much devotion in a droid before.” Obi-Wan’s face is so haunted in this moment. Fuck.

33. R2: WHY YOU PLAYING YOU KNOW ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

34. Owen told Luke his father sold drugs. The. Fuck.

35. “He was the best star pilot. And a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.” *sads* 

36. Obi-Wan sat in the desert with his brother’s lightsaber for twenty years, just mourning everything that had happened. Fuck. 

37. Obi-Wan stop LYING. 

38. Obi-Wan’s face clearly says, while Leia’s recording plays, “Oh shit. All this crap is catching up to me. Again. I’ll never ever be rid of Skywalkers.” 

39. Obi-Wan has such terrible ideas. Still.

40. I just love that Vader hates the Death Star. Anakin hates the Death Star the way Steve Rogers hates Stark Tower. 

41. Aaaand bye-bye senate. I wonder if that will happen here in the US at some point if Trump keeps Trumping along.

42. Tarken and Vader’s bromance is such a thing.

43. Ha! “accurate.” “precise.” Stormtroopers. Ha. 

44. Owen and Beru’s fate is so gruesome. I was always so shocked by how much we were shown. Damn. Grim. And again, done so dirty. More Skywalker adjacent family dead. 

45. Shut up, Anakin.

46. More grim shit. Burning the Jawa bodies. 

47. Poor Luke. He lost everything that day. He thought his father and mother were both dead, and now his uncle and aunt are truly dead. So yeah. Following a weird wizard on a quest. 

48. Mos Eisley doesn’t seem dangerous. Just goofy. 

49. Alec Guinness’  delivery of the Jedi mind trick is so casual. So sly. Love it.

50. CHEWBACCA! WHAT A WOOKIE! 

51. Why does everybody hate droids??? 

52. omg. Luke tugging on the bartender’s shirt. Wtf Luke. Just say “Excuse me.” That’s so rude.

53. Obi-Wan just slicing off that dude’s arm...a little reactionary maybe? AND NOBODY DOES OR SAYS ANYTHING. 

54. Obi-Wan is so unimpressed by Han. omg.

55. Obi-Wan is just gonna hit up Bail and Breja for cash when they get to Alderaan. Dang. 

56. “I’m never coming back to this planet again.” heh.

57. Han shot first. Fuck all of this.

58. You know why her resistance to the mind probe is considerable? BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER YOU DUMB ROBOT MAN. 

59. CGI Jabba is weak sauce.

60. “Even I get boarded sometimes” is the name of Han Solo’s sex tape. 

61. Luke’s poncho is so cute.

62. Leia is the best. 

63. Tarken is wearing comfy slippers.

64. The reason why even if Vader made amends with Luke, Leia will never forgive him, is right here. Not only did he torture her, but he stood back and watched while they destroyed her home. She will never be able to forgive him. Ever. And that’s legit. She doesn’t have to. 

65. I believe Chewie actually does beat someone with their own arm.

66. Obi-Wan’s smile when Han says there’s no mystical Force controlling his destiny was so good.

67. Even when there’s nobody else in the room, Vader doesn’t get to sit down. What the fuck.

68. Obi-Wan knows he’s gonna die.

69. Mark Hamill talks so fast.

(I accidentally took a nap during Leia’s rescue and the trash compactor scene. I was tired, and I’ve seen this movie so many times)

70.  Han screaming after the Stormtroopers is such a fucking mood.

71. Vader vs. Obi-Wan here...I have a lot of feelings about these two disasters fighting agai- SHUT UP ANAKIN.

72. Not only does Obi-Wan sacrifice himself to give Luke an exit, but he does so because he’s giving Anakin a choice in terms of killing him or not. He’s giving him a moment of grace here, I think. To not be an evil fuck. But uh...Vader.

73. When Obi-Wan says “You can’t win.” He’s not talking about the duel. He’s talking about over-all. Being a Sith means that he can’t win. And his “If you strike me down, I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” refers to the amount of guilt and shame Anakin will feel in killing his brother. That that will eat at his soul. And it does.

74. Vader stepping on the robes to make sure Obi-Wan is dead is hilarious in such a weird morbid way.

74. In a weird flip, Vader now has Obi-Wan lightsaber, as Obi-Wan had Anakin’s. 

75. Poor Luke. Owen, Beru and Obi-Wan all in one day. 

76. 1st person shooter time! 

77. Oh Han and Leia. My first fucking ship. So fighty. So sexy. I love them.

78. Stop flirting badly with your sister Luke.

79. ...who is Luke jealous of here? 

80. I love the HC that Vader knew about the weakness in the Death Star, and hated that fucking thing so much he never mentioned it. 

81. R2 back in starfighter with a Skywalker.

82. I swear Red Leader looks like Don Knotts. 

83. I love X-Wings so much.

84. Vader’s reflexes behind the controls of a starfighter must be fucked compared to what they were pre-Mustafar. 

85. Luke watching all these people die like “Ooh. I guess this is what Han was talking about.” 

86. Oh Tarkin. You gonna regret everything in a couple minutes. 

87. Biggs’ mustache is majestic.

88. Luke saves Wedge’s life by telling him to get the fuck out. Later, Wedge will likely sing “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables.” 

89. The targeting system feels so old-timey. 

90. Obi-Wan you trained him for like 20 minutes. He doesn’t know what he’s doin- okay.

91. ANAKIN! HOw dare yOu ShoOT R2! 

92. Good job Han. <3 I actually really love Han a lot. He’s not a smart man, but he’s a pretty good man. 

93. The Death Star is destroyed, Tarkin dies, and Vader goes spinning off into space. Some fics have him traveling through time! 

94. The original trio is so pure in this movie. I love them so much. The sequels did all three of them so dirty. 

95. Leia’s necklace is so good.

96. And Luke’s Jacket is so bad. I’ve seen photos of it replaced by a brown jacket and it is so much better. 

97. Remember everybody. Rex is at the ceremony somewhere, watching a Skywalker get a medal. 

98. I love this fucking movie. 

[seleniftie]

KNOW ABOUT ME :)

I was tagged by @introduced13, thank you so much girl!!

THE LAST

1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: a colleague 3. Text message: @shakeitoff6202 just right now ha 4. Song you listened to: Luka by Suzanne Vega was on the radio earlier! 5. Time you cried: yesterday because I was stressed out. 6. Dated someone twice: nope I don’t make the same mistake twice lol 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: probably 8. Lost someone special: yes! a girl I was really friends with, and we just lost each out of sight. She was unique, I miss this little boo. 9. Been cheated on: kinda 10. Been depressed: yes 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: as Ed Sheeran says, me and my friends have not thrown up for so long, even though the “so long” is quite debatable.

THREE FAVORITE COLORS

12. Burgundy 13. Pastel blue 14. Dark green

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE:

15. Fallen out of love: out of crush 16. Laughed until you cried: so many times. Those moments are my favorite. 17. Found out someone was talking about you: yes but in a positive way 18. Met someone who changed you: I don’t really know. But to me it’s all the people you meet that change you, not one person in particular. We’re built in comparison to others. 19. Found out who your friends are: added some on my list of true friends and it felt GOOD. 20. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: LOL. Yes.

GENERAL:

21. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them, if you include internet friends. 22. Do you have any pets: my baby dog Barbouille, my turtle Molokoi & my mom’s hens. 23. Do you want to change your name: no. 24. What did you do for your last birthday: my 20th birthday literally lasted from March (my parents took to me to Disneyland then the next weekend organized a birthday surprise party) to July (my best friends invited my friends from all over France to come and surprise me home???). It was unreal, seriously. I felt so blessed and loved. 25. What time did you wake up: 7:20AM, and I can tell it was hard. 26. What were you doing at midnight last night: on my phone searching some audio books on the internet 27. Name something you can’t wait for: Taylor’s  new album, and finding a f******g internship! 28. When was the last time you saw your mom: twenty minutes ago 29. What are you listening to right now: nothing 30. Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: yes and he wanted to date me and then bullied me because I did not want to when in fact I wanted to but 11-year-old me was so freaking shy man and he was so handsome with his blue eyes and said I was beautiful in front of the whole class but yeah he didn’t appreciate it when I turned him down #FUCKBOY? 31. Something that is getting on your nerves: rude / disrespectful people. 32. Most visited website: Tumblr! 33. Hair color: dark brown 34. Short or long hair: long 35. Do you have a crush on someone: not now! 36. What do you like about yourself: that I’m smart. 37. Any piercings: earrings? 38. Blood type: O something 39. Nickname: Cee 40. Relationship status: single 41. Zodiac: Taurus 42. Pronouns: she 43. Favorite tv show: 43. Favorite tv show: HOUSE OF CARDS AND ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK AND EMPIRE AND OH MY GOD 44. Tattoos: no 45. Right or left handed: right 46. Surgery: yes, for wisdom teeth and renal colics. :/47. 47. Sport: no but I should 48. Vacation: I went to the sea with my group of friends in May. Best week ever with those 17 crazy kids. 49. Pair of trainers: nah. I don’t like trainers soz.

MORE GENERAL:

50. Eating: is my life 51. Drinking: 2 liters of water per day, or else I’ll have renal colics again. 52. I’m about to: FaceTime @shakeitoff6202 (sorry it’s taking forever but I saw your text) 53. Waiting for: good news for my music internship 54. Want: that internship 55. Get married: who knows? 56. Career: diplomats and / or musicians better get ready for me

WHICH IS BETTER:

57. Hugs or kisses: EW @ kisses, hugs are better. 58. Lips or eyes: eyes! 59. Short or taller: taller but that won’t be hard for me 60. Older or younger: older 61. Nice Arms or nice stomach: arms 62. Hookup or relationship: relationship man hookups are all i know 63. Troublemaker or hesitant: i got both so in between

HAVE YOU EVER:

64. Kissed a stranger: yes 65. Drank hard liquor: yes 67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I haven’t but GOD KNOWS I’D LIKE TO TAG MY FRIEND LOUISE IN THIS LOL 68. Turned someone down: yes 69. Sex on the first date: no 70. Had your heart broken: no 71. Been arrested: no 72. Cried when someone died: yes 73. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

74. Yourself: I try 75. Miracles: I believe in luck and karma. 76. Love at first sight: not really but it’s a fantasy of mine. 77. Santa claus: who doesn’t? 78. Kiss on the first date: meh 79. Angels: not really

OTHER:

80. Eye color: dark green 81. Favorite movie(s): Rudderless. Fight me.

Thanks for reading this, I’m tagging @shakeitoff6202 @taylorselenaswift @taylorswift @onthephonewithtay @whenthebutterfliesturned

[plasticonobandana]

rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 some people

tagged by the lovely @hhansclo​ thank you!!

i tag: @wolf-skins ☘ @sayskel  ☘ @ashertonsway ☘ @ivyleagueheart 

the last…  

1. drink: tea

2. phone call: uhh, my mum or possibly my little brother

3. text message: my best friend

4. song you listened to: hells bells by AC/DC (i pretty much exclusively listen to AC/DC when i’m cleaning and that’s what i was doing)

5. time you cried: i’m going to assume crying over fictional characters and situations doesn’t count, so about two weeks ago?

6. dated someone twice: nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it: oh yeah

8. been cheated on: no

9. lost someone special: yes, but it was probably for the best?

10. been depressed: i’ve never been diagnosed, but i wouldn’t say no

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: oh god, new year’s eve

favorite colors


12. green

13. dusty rose/pink

14. maroon

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes

16. fallen out of love: no

17. laughed until you cried: yes

18. found out someone was talking about you: yes? 

19. met someone who changed you: maybe

20. found out who your friends are: sortof

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: ugh, yes

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them

23. do you have any pets: my family has a dog


24. do you want to change your name: i don’t especially like my name, but no

25. what did you do for your last birthday: uhh, my birthday was on the same day as this big football game between my school and our rival school, so day drinking, football game, and dinner afterwards? (also my roommate made me my favourite cake, bless her)

26. what time did you wake up: 8:30-ish, did not get out of bed until almost ten though 

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i was actually sleeping for once

28. name something you can’t wait for: the september semester to start, i have a Good Feeling about this year

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: two weeks ago when i went home to visit for the weekend

31. what are you listening to right now: moves by the new pornographers 

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah, i went to high school with a guy named tom

33. something that is getting on your nerves: myself? honestly can she get her shit together 

34. most visited website: it’s a tight race between netflix and this godforsaken website

35. hair colour: light brown

36. long or short hair: mm, i have to agree on medium hair

37. do you have a crush on someone: i could bitch for hours about how i have a crush rn, it’s pretty much the worst thing ever

38. what do you like about yourself: my hair

39. piercings: when i was like twelve years old i begged my mum to let me get my ears pierced, and after i finally got them done they had closed over within the year (but, uh, fun fact: people have bought me earrings because it looks like i still have them pierced)

40. blood type: i have no clue

41. nickname: madi

42. relationship status: very much single

43. zodiac: libra

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: a lot man, most of my life consists of watching tv, most significantly though? buffy and gilmore girls 

46. tattoos: maybe one day

47. right or left handed: right handed

48. surgery: nope

49. piercing: deja vu?

50. sport: i do not have the coordination for sports, most recently i tried gaelic football, and while it seems really cool, i just Cannot Do It

51. vacation: last october i went to mexico with my family

52. pair of trainers: an old pair that my mother gave me last spring when my friends convinced me to do zumba with them

more general

53. eating: rn? mangoes

54. drinking: i’m about to make some iced tea

55. i’m about to: okay, make iced tea, but also get back to cleaning

56. waiting for: tonight, going to see some giant mechanical monsters fight (or something like that)

57. want: i never realised this before, but i also want a highland cow

58. get married: we’ll see

59. career: something to do with research would be nice

60. hugs or kisses: kisses

61. lips or eyes: eyes

62. shorter or taller: taller

63. older or younger: older

64. nice arms or nice stomach: oh arms

65. hook up or relationship: i honestly don’t really care either way atm?

66. troublemaker or hesitant: i am forever hesitant (but fairly easy to convince with a fair amount of conviction)

67. kissed a stranger: yeah

68. drank hard liquor: yeah

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i’ve never lost them, constantly misplacing them is an entirely different thing (especially considering that it’s extremely difficult to find your glasses without wearing your glasses)

70. turned someone down: no

71. sex on the first date: idk if this is asking whether i have or would, but the answers are respectively no and tentatively no

72. broken someone’s heart: not that i know of

73. had your heart broken: no

74. been arrested: nope

75. cried when someone died: i’ve never lost anyone close to me

76. fallen for a friend: mmm, yes, but we weren’t extremely close

do you believe in …

77. yourself: currently under construction

78. miracles: no

79. love at first sight: no

80. santa claus: y’know for the longest time i thought it was spelled santa clause because of that tim allen movie 

81. kiss on the first date: yes

82. angels: no

other

83. current best friend’s name: victoria, ya dork

84. eye colour: green

85. favourite movie: empire records, not really in the sense that it’s a great movie, but i just love it?