#Emma Chase quotes

[totaldramaincorrectquotes]

"WHAT WAS YOUR GREATEST LANGUAGE FUCK-UP?"

[While my family and I were visiting AND on the occasion that I wanted a short latte instead of a soda, I said "Ich bekomme eine kleine Latte." Little did I know, to Germans I apparently said "I'm getting a small erection."]

Hezekias "Zee", 2023

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[Wishing a bunch of Italians a "happy anus" on New Year's Eve…]

Emma, 2023

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[I was trying to sell a whisk to a French couple. Instead of saying "great for eggs", I said "great for EYES".]

Lauren "Scary Girl", 2023

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[The Korean words for "strawberry" and "erection" are similar. I accidentally asked an old lady for a boner cake.]

Bowie, 2023

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[In Spain, the word "coger" means to take but in Latin America, it means… sigh Long story short, I asked a waiter if I could fuck my food out in the patio.]

Chase, 2023

[devonellington]

Tues. May 30, 2023: Climbing The Mountain That is This Week

image courtesy of James Wheeler via pixabay.com Tuesday, May 30, 2023 Waxing Moon Pluto Retrograde Sunny and pleasant How was your holiday weekend (if you live somewhere that had one)? Ready for our catch-up? Today’s serial episode is Legerdemain: Episode 89: Gloria’s Opening Night Shelley refuses to be distracted by a mysterious man’s attention on her sister-in-law’s opening…

[iamumbra195]

School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored

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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.

Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.

Aiden: I'm a Virgo!

Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.

...

Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME

Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?

Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Taylor: And...?

Logan: He got Aiden.

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Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?

Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?

Everyone:

Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.

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Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Logan: Aiden, no.

Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.

Logan: Please stop encouraging him.

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Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tyler: You’re a hazard to society

Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Aiden: Smad.

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Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?

Aiden: I'm depressed.

Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.

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Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?

Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Logan: How am I supposed to know?

Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.

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Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.

Ashlyn: Try again.

Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.

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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Tyler: You did WHAT–

Ben: William Snakespeare

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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Aiden: edible

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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!

Aiden: How are you feeling?

Ashlyn: Fine.

Taylor: Something personal!

Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?

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Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Logan: If?

Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.

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Logan: We need a distraction.

Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Aiden, whispering: My time has come

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Tyler: Where are you going?

Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tyler: I'll come with

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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain

Jacob (shop owner): Can you?

Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.

Tyler, sighing: What did you do?

Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE

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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.

Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.

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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering his phone

Ashlyn: I’ll call

Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Aiden: Hello?

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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.

Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much

Taylor: You’ve been to jail?

Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.

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Mike: You love me, right?

Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ashlyn: Okay

Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.

Ashlyn: The-

Ashlyn: The scary parts?

Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?

Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Taylor: I KNEW IT-

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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Mike: So what’s for dinner?

Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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That's all for today!

[chrismclean-rabbies]

We as a fandom should explore MK's relationship with the other cast members more. Like ik they don't talk to alot of them and most of their interactions are with Julia (and i love MKulia don't get me wrong), but like. Picture these.

MK and Scary Girl not normally getting along but able to have coherent conversation thanks to MK's abnorbal amounts of knowledge on FNAF lore. MK getting Scary on their youtube channel to play viral horror games (the former for the views, the later to review the scary-ness or aesthetics). Like they're somehow one of two to three people in this cast that knows anything about Scary Girl as a person rather than just. You know. Scary Girl.

MK and Emma being friends, the latter befriending the former thanks to her sincerity (and letting MK do shitty reaction videos to her own videos) + they'd probably be into nerdy stuff. Emma can talk about the stupid tik tok drama going on and MK's very willing to listen just because. Emma would be like "im really happy you're my friend MK, it's nice to have someone to talk to and your reactions are pretty funny :)" and MK would not fucking know to respond so they'd just send a roblox gift card as thanks. Emma does not think MK's MCU tier humor's funny but she does appreciate the puns they sometimes include (MK's not a fan, but if it makes Emma laugh then sure)

MK and Chase would have the shittiest rivalry ever because Chase would not have a clue at all. They both, on their own quote that 19 dollar fortnight card audio clip wayy too much for it to be normal and in general have similar senses of humor (dead memes) and MK fucking. hates this. So much. They steal Chase's credit card to make stupid purchases and whenever Chase offers a collab they try to sabotage the pranks he always tries doing but it just ends up making better content and MK doesn't know how to get out of the feedback loop. They'd have insane beef on Twitter (because MK still refuses to get a Tik Tok account)

[real-total-drama-takes]

My brain is always on td23 cast and about the in universe Total Drama fandom, please have all their favourite contestants

Priya: I. I don't think Priya likes Total Drama if I'm being honest, I think she just feels that all of the contestants are just sort of bad people. If anyone, probably Jasmine? Mainly because she didn't have to watch her for too long.

Bowie: COURTNEY, OBVIOUSLY. He will defend her until the end, he has suibaited for her, he has doxxed for her, he has retweeted fan cams. He went as her for Halloween 2 years in a row.

Millie: Her entire "My generation is bad!" outlook is Zoey's fault.

Julia: She watched Dakota and took NOTHING AWAY FROM WHAT HAPPENED, she calls her a 2000s IT Girl (Even though ROTI came out in 2012) and uses her in her photo dumps as an aesthetic.

Emma: Cody, she was in the trenches defending all of his actions. She's still talking about Coderra in 2023.

Chase: Bro thinks he's Alejandro 💀 He 100% has inspirational alpha male quotes with Alejandro's picture as the background.

Zee: He hasn't seen Total Drama. His favourite RR characters are the Rockers though.

Ripper: Duncan, weirdly I think he's somehow morally a better person than Duncan despite basing his personality on him.

Wayne & Raj: Lighting and Brick respectively, at one point they had matching pfps of them with Jo awkwardly in the middle.

MK: Scarlett, she wouldn't personally do it but she respects that Scarlett wanted to win so badly she tried to kill everyone.

Scary Girl: Mal, she used to roleplay as him on the playground. Mike is her least favourite, thinks he's a pussy and has wrote fanfiction about the great DID Reset failing.

Nichelle: Met Lindsay once who's the reason she even started to watch the show.

Axel: No I'm not saying Shawn and Eva. That's too easy. It is Shawn and Eva though. Jo third.

Caleb: Trent, I can't explain it, just Trent. Claims Trent was fucked over by the editing.

-🪅PiñI think theres a figure in my room hold on

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[positivelybeastly]

So, a very dear friend of mine asked me why I think that Hank is such a performer - why he's so good at it, why he enjoys it so much - and it's one of those things that I think is so integral to Hank's character that really determines if you 'get' Beast or not.

I think the brass tacks of it is - he enjoys the attention, he enjoys the affirmation, the praise. There's some lines of dialogue from his parents that state that he was basically the best case scenario they could've hoped for, considering his father's radiation accident - sure, he was weirdly strong, sure, his limbs were oversized, but he was otherwise extremely healthy and intelligent and not deformed like they feared he would be.

So there's a degree of a miracle baby thing going on, where they showered him with love and attention and found it hard to be genuinely angry with him, and especially as he went on, as he got more and more plaudits for being brilliant, I think he chased that high a little bit.

He throttles back a bit when he's older, to try and hide because mutant and he does like being normal even if he loves being praised and affirmed as well, but everyone is telling him to keep going, to be as brilliant as he can be - which, to him, means be VISIBLY brilliant, be VISIBLY great at what you do.

And even when he joins the Avengers, even after he achieves that status symbol, he's STILL chasing that affirmation, he's starting to create impossible standards for himself. He feels notably down when he isn't contributing in fights or with his scientific acumen, he takes it hard when people criticise him, and he starts to feel the need now to be a public face for mutantkind.

It's not really something he mentions as being a thing in Avengers because 70s Avengers wasn't all that interested in addressing the mutant angle, but it does become a plot point in New Defenders, where a college student calls him out for being one of the most public mutant faces there is (remember, this is before Xavier outed himself, so, like, the public mutant faces are probably Hank, Magneto, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver . . . PROBABLY A LOT OF VILLAINS, and the X-Men, but they're secretive and known only as a weird paramilitary group) but not DOING anything with that status. And then he takes that hard, and forms a mutant advocacy group, because he wants to be good and be seen to be doing good.

There's also the aspect of needing to aggressively perform both masculinity and humanity - especially in Avengers, he's so hypersexual and so casually intelligent (he spends an entire issue just alternating between the dozen languages he knows for fun) because he wants you to consider him a man, and a human, before he's a Beast.

That's an element of his character that you see really obviously in his human form, where he's a fucking walking thesaurus, but there, it's to stand out, to seem smart, there's a degree of smugness and 'look at meeeee,' but the instant he turns blue and furry, it's more about 'look at me not being a freak.'

That only intensifies when he becomes feline, where you see a sort of melding of the two - he's a lot less casual with his speech, he almost slides back into his Big Words mode, but he also wants you to consider him friendly and approachable, so how much he drops a million dollar quote or word starts to oscillate depending on his audience. He changes depending on who he's talking to.

He also almost never shows his teeth when he smiles.

As for why he's so good at it - practice, a lot of reading, and I think a degree of underrated emotional sensitivity. In his way, he's more empathetic and kind and gentle than Jean can be - granted, Jean was fucking MEGA PISSED over the affair with Scott, but if you look at the way he treats Emma, it's very soft and teasing and nurturing, and he stands up for her even against his best friend Jean, who had psychically brutalised Emma.

She has the cheat code of telepathy, but Hank is just - naturally warm and tender. He's a very sensitive soul, not just in terms of being vulnerable but just knowing what people need to hear and being there for them. He's even capable of empathy for Mr. Sinister of all people.

If Percy had even an ounce of this insight into Hank's character, X-Force Beast would just be a performance. "This is what Krakoa needs, so I'll become it," but he just. Doesn't. Get. That. There are glimmers of it! HE'S SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT.

This SHOULD be why X-Force Beast is so overtly evil, why he's so despicable, why he's so stupidly villainous - because it's a performance, because that's the only kind of evil Hank can do, and it's KILLING him to do it. One last great performance, to save everyone he loves.

THAT. THAT. WHERE DID IT GO, BEN?

And, like . . . he's getting . . . a reaction. It isn't the reaction he wants, it isn't a reaction he enjoys, but it's a reaction, people . . . ARE paying attention to him, so in a way, that's telling him to keep going. Like, that'd be such an interesting, fucked up dynamic to lean into, that this is just a bit that went too far, that Hank can't stop himself, that his emotions are all fucked up and no-one can tell it's a performance anymore and no-one can pull him out, that he became the performance, but no.

Just evil.

It just sucks because I bet we're not even going to get a resolution on X-Force Beast's feelings about Krakoa and the Hellfire Gala. About the idea that he was the necessary bastard but it didn't keep them all safe, that all of his plans and gambits failed, that he sacrificed everything for nothing. Judging by X-Force #48, he's probably just going to do some Bond villain shit and get taken down. In his own villain turn, he's just - stripped, of all emotional complexity. There isn't a character there. It sucks, man.

It isn't even subtextual. It's just. It's there.

Like, Hank's fatal character flaws are: a complete insecurity in his own self-worth, a worrying fear that he's failed at everything he's ever tried to do, an anxiety that he's not truly human, never will be, never can be, and will in fact only get worse.

THOSE ARE ENOUGH TO BE GETTING ON WITH.

And he ameliorates those things by being charming and funny and playing to type so people like him.

Like, if these writers understood Hank, they would USE that by emphasising the fact that Hank's insecurities and fears and anxieties are growing to such a scale that it's affecting his ability to make emotional reads on people, and thus he's playing the WRONG role that he thinks they want from him, because that's tragic, and that's understandable, but instead they make it that he's just got an ego, or that he's just plain evil.

LIKE.

YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE HANK BE PAGLIACCI.

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears.

Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

Hank is always playing the clown, because it makes people happy and that makes him happy, but when they aren't happy, when the jokes don't work, there's no clown to make him feel better. That's when the bottom falls out. That's when you start getting the troubles. And that is tragic.

THAT is how you justify Hank doing horrible things, by making him chase ever greater jokes to tell, ever greater acts of devotion and amusement and entertainment for his audience, desperately hoping it'll bring the soothing balm of someone telling him he did good, because that is horrible, and that is real, and that is so sad.

But nah, evil.

[readbyred]

You're writing for the new TD? That's fun! I cannot wait to see more of it 🫶 Would it be possible for if you wrote about contestants that have no dating experience and ask their fellow contestants for flirting advice and strategy? I think this would be especially fun with contestants like Zee, Priya and so on! Thank you if you're writing this! 👐

I already like you anon, that’s a good req. I’ll do a part two if u want, with all contestants even. But for now I have only a few cause some just fit the prompt more/I have an idea for them. So those will b: priya, zee, axel, scary girl, ripper, chase. If you think I have a fav team - you’re totally right haha

Also I hope I understood correctly. If not I can redo it. Like, the character is into sbd (reader) and they ask their friend for advice, yeah?

-> Priya

We all know that her whole thing is being prepared, setting goals and reaching them. Whether it’s Total Drama or med school, she has it all figured out. But there was never any camp or class on having a crush. That’s why, when she realises that she has one, she goes to Millie for help. She has a way of looking at having one as if it’s a task she needs to accomplish, a challenge to win. Needless to say - it didn’t do much. Her crush might not even know she likes them at that point. So to stop herself from making things worse, she confided in her best friend. Millie, as a fan of traditional values above all, thinks that being kind and honest about her feelings is the way. To help Priya overcome her nerves, she proposes that she should get used to her crush by being around them in a group setting. Also, as she states, chivalry can do wonders. After a few days Priya did get more comfortable around her crush, even if only a little. Any time they need help - she’s there! Even if it’s just opening doors. As they get more comfortable with each other, she’ll even propose training them. After all, Millie said that the power of true classical romance can conquer all

-> Zee

As much of an easy going guy as Zee is, he does get a tiny bit worked up about his crush. There never was much of a desire to get into a relationship. Although he is a private person, he does mention some of his feelings to Chase and Ripper. Ah, my sweet summer child. That poor guy had no idea. As soon as they hear him mention having a crush, their eyes light up and they have him sit down, so that they can tell him EXACTLY what to do. They swarm him with incoherent advice, talking one over the other. They see this as their way to show off their incredible game. Of which they have arguably none. They make a ‘game plan’ for Zee, but half of it goes over his head. The other half of information still deals massive damage though. So every time he talks with his crush he pulls those weird moves that do nothing but confuse both parties. He mixes up the pick-up lines, makes multiple failed attempts at the yawn-thing and doesn’t even really get how those things are supposed to improve anything. Imo he’s too chill to really go all out and try to win sbd over in any dramatic way. And acting like somebody different is against his own beliefs. So he only ever listens to their advice if he thinks that it will make his crush happy. That’s for the best to be honest because Chase would be projecting his feelings for Emma and living through Zee’s situation. And I can see Ripper totally quoting some date coach he watches, like, build your crush up and then destroy them to show them who’s boss, don’t smile at women to make them think they have to work for it, compare them to other people. Thankfully it doesn’t work bc it’s Zee we’re talking abt, he wouldn’t. So, good on him. And his crush.

-> Axel

My girl definitely takes her time to realise she might need help. At first she would be trying to impress her crush with her survival skills. But showing up with wild animals half cooked on a stick or leaving trinkets at their shoes might not be the best idea to get her point across. This girl’s like a cat fr! I feel like she would maybe ask Nichelle since she always seems so confident and Axel is one of the only contestants that isn’t intimidated by her fame. Asking her might sound like a good idea, but uhm,, it’s very hit or miss. She doesn’t actually have much dating experience and just like with being athletic - she’s better at talking than at doing. But if anyone can advise Axel how to approach people- it’s her. The key to get to know her crush. She advises Axel to approach it like a task, like learning a new role. Observe, maybe ask their friends or them is she’s not sure about something. Ask them questions about themselves too. It’s not too romantic but it works.

-> Lauren

I’m not sure how badly the things would have to get for her to ask anybody for help. Her methods are… uncanny to say the least. She’s not above tormenting her crush for the hell of it. Actually, it might be her favourite thing to do. But it doesn’t get her far. That’s where Priya comes in. Since they became friends she would feel a bit more comfortable asking Lauren about the whole… situation. She’d be glad to help (despite having very little experience herself) but I can’t imagine Scary girl jumping on the chance. After some time she would give in though, if her crush gets too scared of her. Priya would try to get Lauren to open up more and it’s probably terrifying for all parties involved. But in the end she does convince her eerie friend to at least try to hint to the person that she’s interested in them romantically and will NOT hunt them down for sport (most likely). It’s Scary Girl we’re talking about so it’s about as romantic as it gets

-> Ripper

Just like he said, he has tons of experience and kissed a lot of girls. He’s just… unused to caring about one person. Yeah! Bc, yk, usually he keeps a rotation of hot chicks. No need to get all worked up over one girl that he could very easily have. Still, he does ask Chase for advice. Because he’s a bro and because he’s more so the type to get with someone long term. So, perhaps if his crush proves to be worth it, he might need help with starting his first serious relationship. Ripper’s idea of getting his crush to like him back is to get rich and/or famous. Then they will find him hot. If he’ll have money then he’ll be attractive and cool. Right? Well, Chase does entertain the idea but also tries to get his bro to rizz his crush a little earlier than after they all leave the show. It’s not like he has to ask him long, Ripper has a collection of lines straight from his favourite alphalpha pick up artist podcast and is ready to use them. Chase mostly just hypes him up. But also advises him against things like, yk, farting or talking about human waste (which should be a given but isn’t). Though Ripper is on the fence about it I can see him listening to the advice depending on how his crush reacts to those things. Also Chase tries to be his wingman. Which completely blows his cover, if his crush didn’t know Ripper liked them before - they sure will after Chase gets involved

-> Chase

Now, Chase has definitely been in a relationship. But realistically speaking it could have been his first and only one. And though he’s great, objectively his crush might not jump on the chance to be with him. Like, he’s not rly, yk, emotionally mature. Also, like, he did pee himself/right on the sidewalk on a date bc he couldn’t hold it and that seemed like the best option. Would sell his crush for pizza too. But! He is persistent. And strangely charming in his own failboy way. Still, if puppy dog eyes and following his crush around doesn’t work then he will ask his bros. It will either go great or very very badly. Because Zee could genuinely have some decent advice. And it’s not that Ripper can’t get good ideas. But I feel like he would get really focused on proving his experience with girls and not on actually helping. All in all at least Chase isn’t shy about his feelings, because the flirting advice he is given varies in quality. But at least his crush will know how he feels ig

[yourstreetserenade]

Sometimes I have fanfic ideas that I know could potentially be really hilarious and fun but I know I'll absolutely never get around to writing them.

My latest idea is Groundhog's Day-esque take on Valentine's Day from season 4. Let's say at the end of 'I Do' Brittany finds out that Santana and Quinn slept together which triggers tears and heartache and Brittany going home and wishing somehow, some way she could do things over again until she gets Santana back. I don't know, insert some magical wish scenerio, and bam, Brittany wakes up the next day, only it's not really the next day. It's Valentine's Day again. A do-over.

Brittany realizes what's happening and thinks maybe this is a sign from the universe. She's meant to win Santana's heart back (and thus, stop Quinntana from hooking up at the end of the night) only that's easier said than done. She has to relive Valentine's Day over and over and over again because each time she changes something or has a different interaction with a friend a domino effect occurs. Each time she relives the day over again she and Santana have some meaningful and charged interactions at the wedding but for one reason or another, Brittany is unable to change the outcome. Either she misses something or Santana misses something, or there's some miscommunication somewhere and Santana ends up walking into that hotel room with Quinn at the end of the night.

Let's say it goes on for like, a week. Brittany is forced to relive the Valentine's Day wedding/reception for an entire week. It starts off kind of amusing seeing how small actions cause ripple effects among her friends but as the days go on her frustration grows because ''oh my god, maybe the universe wants me to be miserable and I'm doomed to live this sucky day for all of eternity watching the girl I love end up with someone else at the end of the night.''

Maybe at the end of the neverending week Brittany finds herself alone at the hotel bar having a drink alone. She looks at the clock and she knows the timeline by now, she knows exactly where Santana is. She's sad about it but on this night, she's sorta resigned. Except after awhile someone joins her at the mostly deserted bar. Santana. She doesn't say where she just came from and Brittany doesn't ask because she doesn't want to hear how she just came from Quinn's.

They have a drink together though and fall back into who they are: BrittanyandSantana. They laugh and they talk, about the wedding, about love and about fate. If Will and Emma are meant to be together, they'll figure it out, you can't fight the universe stuff. Brittany asks ''what if the universe wants me to be miserable?'' and Santana shakes her head. Santana once said that Brittany ''was everything good in this miserable stinking world'' but what she really meant was that she's everything good in this miserable stinking universe. The universe wouldn't do that to Brittany.

Then, sort of paraphrasing their convo at the end of S2 Brittany asks ''what about you and I?'' to which Santana pretty much quotes Brittany ''all I know about you and I is that I love you, I love you more than anyone in this world, and because of that I think anything is possible.''

Maybe Brittany even laughs a sad little laugh. ''What if I told you I've been reliving the same day over and over again trying to win you back?''

Santana smiles and replies. ''I think you've had one too many drinks, Britt.''

Maybe Santana walks her home thinking Brittany is tipsy. Brittany doesn't protest because she enjoys the company. It's crisp and frosty so they're both adorably bundled up. At Brittany's door Santana says good night and goodbye. It's sweet and chaste but romantic. Like a couple of awkward kids dancing around their crushes. Before they part though Brittany tells her "just so you know, I'd do it. I'd live day after day trying to get you back. I'll never stop chasing after this with you."

Brittany goes inside and doesn't wait for a reply. She doesn't need one. This one night with Santana has reignited her determination. She'll relive this day for as long as she has to. She'd chase Santana for a thousand years if she has to.

Santana stands alone under the stars and has her own magical moment. Wanting to make her own deal with the universe. She got things wrong when she broke up with Brittany. Ever since then it's like the planets have been out of alignment since she let her go. She makes a wish to get Brittany back.

Flashforward to the next day. Valentine's Day yet again. Brittany wakes up and goes through the motions she's been going through for the past week. Breaks up with Sam. Diverts Puck away from Kitty. But also makes time for a goofy dance break with Mike. But something's different. This time during We've Got Tonight, Santana taps Mike on the shoulder and asks if she can cut in. Mike happily obliges.

Brittany is surprised. In all of the loops this has never happened before. Is this happening? Is this really it? They slow dance. It's beautiful and sweeping and WE CUT TO Santana and Brittany dancing and singing through the hallways until they reach Santana's hotel door. She opens the door for Brittany, takes her hand and together they walk in.

The next morning Brittany stretches and opens her eyes to find herself in the hotel room. She jumps up, shocked. This isn't part of the loop. This is new. The night before didn't just happen, it took. She spent the night with Santana and got to wake up in her arms in an entirely new day. Out of joy she does a goofy little celebration dance. Santana laughs "I was that good huh?" and Brittany is like "yes but you don't get it. I've been reliving the same day over and over trying to get you and me back on track. I lived that Valentine's Day wedding seven times. Us waking up together means I did it, we did it, we made things right with the universe."

Brittany isn't really clear on the how of it all and Santana doesn't understand anything but it's painted out for the reader to decipher that it was the Santana from the previous loop that made a wish that night and sent it up into the universe. In order for them to get back on track it couldn't just be because of Brittany's wish (which is why she was in limbo on a loop), Santana also had to wish for the same thing. Once they had both wished for the same thing the universe allowed time to move forward again. Brittany remembers all of the previous loops, Santana does not.

They lay there happy and in love and knowing where ever the universe takes them next they'll go there together. Brittany really knew what she was talking about when she once said "anything is possible" she literally hit pause on time until she and Santana came to their senses and found their way back to each. And end!

[pinheadbella]

My Thoughts on TDI Reboot Season 2 (now that I’ve watched the whole thing) (spoilers below)

Short answer: It got progressively worse once merge hit. It started off with some interesting plots and relationships. But then it chose to focus on one of those ships, have the show and the strategies revolve around it, and not end their story until the very last second. When I thought it couldn’t get worse, it did. The writers kept choosing to prioritize characters that had WAY TOO MUCH SCREENTIME ALREADY. And that caused me to root for their downfall not because they were running the game and needed to be defeated cause they’re evil or whatever. But because I was getting sick of seeing/hearing them and didn’t want them to win. The season did end on a good-ish note and I do like the winner. But the ending would’ve been better if the winner had more of an impact on the plot/strategy.

Long answer hooo boy uh

Let’s go from what I have the least thoughts on to what I have the most thoughts on

Chase I’m 100% okay with the placement of. I didn’t want him to stay for long. But I also didn’t want him to be the first boot in case he had any funny left in him. As horrible of a person as he is, I preferred his slapstick and douchbaggery over Scary Girl’s dark humor. Speaking of-

-Scary Girl I wished wasn’t bluffing when she said she would make everyone pay. I thought for sure she was going to come back. ESPECIALLY in the final four challenge. I thought she was gonna reappear as a helper hired by Chris to make things scarier. Or that she would hijack the challenge and make things more deadly than Chris planned. If there is a season three, I hope she gets some kinda revenge.

Millie served her purpose and I liked the story that was told with her. She didn’t commit to practicing/training and she paid for it. She lost the trust of her team and her friends. She was forgiven by Damien, the specific person she wronged, and got out before the story could devolve into something similar to Gwen and Courtney in All Stars. My one wish is that Priya would’ve thought about her bestie more once she was gone.

Nichelle I was surprisingly alright with. Compared to everyone else at least. Good for her for training and being good at stunts now. The “in your face Hollywood” bits did get annoying. I had a hunch she wouldn’t last long. She was all challenge beast no social gamer. And I was kinda right? Her quitting in the team phase meant that she wasn’t whining/being a hypocrite for long. She somehow became my love to hate character of this season. You go girl!

I’m still so confused how Zee got out over Caleb. Like, I can get why Damien would vote Zee. He exposed not just his underwear secret but his Wizard Squire secret. But what about everyone else? Zee’s as non-threatening as Wayne and as sweet as season 1 Priya. Why get the chill nice guy out before CALEB THE BUFF “ALEJANDRO” (in quotes because he was mistaken as being such)

Emma is the most underused character this season. Out of all the team phase boots, hers was the most upsetting. I wanted her to last long without Chase. I wanted her to make new friends. I wanted some kind of acknowledgment of her friendship with Bowie. But what we got was…her trying in a challenge and failing because apparently not knowing how people answer random questions proves she’s not a good person??? She had so much potential and she was booted in such a lame way…

Bowie’s arc I liked a lot even if it was a bit flawed. I knew he wasn’t gonna go too far. And I knew he’d be in hot water from the start since he was the villain that made it the furthest. I think the cheating arc was great development for him. He’s known for being competitive and doing what it takes to win. But then he finds out Raj doesn’t like cheating. And he feels guilty by the end because he made his bf upset. I’m glad Bowie is shown to have a heart while still wanting to play the game. The problem I have is how suddenly the cheating arc ended. And how Bowie of all the cheaters paid the most for it. That early merge screwed him over. And everyone believing Julia about Bowie being the cheating mastermind…little did I know that was a red flag for a finalist’s plot armor.

Ripper and Axel, I wished there was more substance with you two. How they got together was cute and silly. I like how they bond over artsy things and stopped being as mean to people. But holy shit. Why did they have to be the comic relief couple? You can’t do this to me. You can’t just casually hint that Ripper has a bad family life in season 1 and not bring that back up to make Axel fall for him harder. You can’t just take a kickass survival girl and turn her into a sappy, swooning mess. You had good characters and then you turned them into THAT. If we get a season 3 please put them on separate teams and have them develop AS PEOPLE NOT AS GAGS

Damien wins the award for the BIGGEST ROBBERY OF THE SHOW. Literally. Of his idol. And he couldn’t have even gotten out in a more dignified way. He was gone for half the challenge after we only get a speck of a rivalry between him and Julia. And then his idol is stolen OFFSCREEN. And then he’s flown off kicking and screaming. If that was supposed to be funny, it’s not. Every time this dude tries to be a hero, everything blows up in his face. Which sucks. Because that means this season he spent more time being afraid and less time being the cool dork I loved back in season one. Episode 6 was his best episode. He won because he tried and he showed off his love for LARPing. That’s the Damien I was waiting for. If anyone deserves a run back in another season, it’s Damien.

MK is the character this season that I can confidently say improved and ended on a high note. Last season I actually didn’t like her. She got away with badmouthing Nichelle in ep 3 and only got out in ep 6 because of toilet humor. As much as I like snarky characters like Noah, I also like when they get comeuppance for their snark. And MK didn’t get much of that. But in season 2? Oh this girl fucking SHINED WITH HER GLOWUP. She let bygones be bygones with Julia. They teamed up and became the best evil duo ever. The way they quip and scheme and enable each others’ horrible actions I ATE THAT UP. But let’s focus back on just MK. She was the one who took charge in the cheating schemes. And she finally got karma through the funniest beat down ever. A boxing bear that gave her drain bamage. And after that, she got more moments to shine on her own. She tried carrying her team in the baking challenge and failed. She struggled with the giant coin only to hit the ground running with her gamer moves. And her last hurrah was her hijacking a car and hugging her bestie (they’re more than besties your honor). As sad as I was that she didn’t get to the finale, I was happy with what I got. It’s not everyday a character I don’t like becomes one I adore.

Wayne and Raj I’m the most conflicted on. But I think the best way to describe them is with a comparison Bowie made: “like puppies: not the smartest, but adorable!” Negative out of the way first: they were not nearly as strategic as I hoped they’d be. First ep gave me hope when they were talking about their teammates’ stats/highlights from the challenge. And then you cut to their last elim together and they decided who to vote with a FUCKING COINFLIP. Boys. Please. You should know that keeping strong players in weakens your chance at the cup. Benching the MVPs of the opposition is the way to go. Not to mention the only time they won was because Julia had baking skills. I wanted Raj to win so bad. He was the smarter bro who had more of an impact on the cheating plot. But if he had to get booted for being the more threatening bro…somehow 5th is the worst placement. He could’ve lasted to the final four, make it seem like there’ll be a friendship finale, and then Julia ruins it with the immunity idol. He could’ve been 7th to give Wayne more time on his own. And Wayne on his own is…oh my god he’s so dumb. Raj needs to spell things out for him. He took so long to realize that Julia was using him. And he won with his dumb luck. I should be mad that he won when he didn’t do anything substantial for the plot, but…I can’t stay mad at these hockey puppies. They’re sweethearts. They believe in playing fair and friendship and gay love. They were the light at the end of the drama tunnel. And Raj’s elimination made me tear up. Both because I was sad his run was over and because I was happy he ended with the sweetest final words ever. And Wayne using the money to buy a bus for the Snow Owls? Hoot hoot!

And now for the big ones. The ones I had the most problems with. The ones I was the most disappointed in. Julia. Caleb. Priya. Oh my god what did they do to you three? The pieces were all there. You all were great at the start. Julia coming back and being the main villain all the way through? That could be neat. If anyone could do it I can see it being her. Probably gonna blow up in her face though. Wait she’s working with MK? Oh this’ll be fun. Caleb coming back and planning to get far by allying with season one’s winner? That’s gonna blow up in his face for sure isn’t it? Wait, he actually likes her? Aw that’s so sweet. Priya coming back to win because her parents still aren’t satisfied? She has to realize how horrible her parents are and have that be her main story right?? Holy shit they got worse with each episode. Their plot armor was more sturdy than the confessional. How the fuck did the other contestants let them GET SO FAR LIKE HELLO I thought for sure Julia was gonna take the fall and leave MK staggering. Julia lied several times and got away with it. And this was after she willingly told the opposing team that she got out their challenge beast with a fake contract. How did Axel and Damien and Zee trust her about the lie about Bowie masterminding the intern disguise cheating? How did Caleb and Priya just take her advice with love when she’s one of the most heartless contestants on the island? In fact, Julia getting MK out by making MK look worse for making up horrible things about her bestie? Honestly, you could’ve reversed the roles and it would’ve made sense. Julia lied so much that her finally losing to her lies about her closest ally would’ve been insanely bittersweet justice. I wanted to root for Julia. I love villains. I love manipulative villains who have little to no room in their heart for anything other than themselves. I love characters I love to hate. And yet somehow her immunity running last season seems less bullshit than all the lying and backstabbing she did this season. But this butchering is two-fold. I liked her when she was cheating and scheming with MK. I liked when she was doing good in challenges. What I didn’t like was when Caleb and Priya were there to let her get away with the shit she pulled in the second half of merge. Yknow. Caleb: the guy who wanted to redeem himself. And Priya: the girl who literally trained since she was born for this specific show. I swear, I want to like them as a couple. I genuinely think they were sweet and had chemistry at first. When they looked for the idol in ep 6, that opened my eyes. They had similar upbringings with demanding parents. They liked each other for each other. There was hope that they would end well. But AAAAGGH. THEY KEPT FUMBLING. AND ARGUING. AND BEING DOORMATS FOR JULIA TO STEP ON. AND COPING AND SEETHING. I couldn’t stand either of them anymore. They were the heroes and I was rooting for both their downfalls. Why did they have to be the puppets that Julia made dance ALL THE TIME as soon as they were the only couple left? Why did the show have to revolve around Prileb relationship drama? They could’ve swapped Priya and Damien’s placements. Have some Prileb drama and end it once they get better. Have Julia have an actual rival who can see through her. But noooooo. I’m supposed to be shocked or happy or feeling SOMETHING when Julia pulled out the idol and got out Priya and placed 4th. But I felt nothing. I saw it coming from a mile away ever since Damien didn’t get his marshmallow. I was too tired of Priya’s on again off again relationship with Caleb to even feel relief that she didn’t get to the finale again. Even in the finale as a helper, I couldn’t stand her. She wasn’t the spunky cheerleader she was for Millie. She was so pushy and driven by vengeance that she couldn’t even give Caleb any little victories in the race. How am I supposed to be happy that they stayed together in the end if it turned Priya into a worse version of herself?

So, what do I think of this season as a whole? I loved and hated it so much that it evens out to be a mid season. Which is a shame. The team phase gave me hope that this season would be the best. But with the constantly weird and bad directions the plot went, it’s hard for me to be satisfied with what we got as a whole…

…But to end on a good note, I think my dissatisfaction with this season stems from how amazing this reboot cast is. How much potential each of them have for funny jokes and serious character growth. How much I wanted each of them to develop and shine and mesh together. I guess that’s what making fan content is for, huh? If the show can’t give these characters the proper treatment they deserve, then we can draw and write and headcannon all we want. And that’s not to take away from the show. It’s to express how much we love it and want it to thrive.

Well, it was a bumpy road to get here. But I’m here. I love Total Drama. Flaws and all. And I can’t wait for this love to manifest into more art. So whoever you are reading this, thank you for putting up with this novel of a review <3

[courtney-deserved-better]

ways i relate to the new td cast

axel - we look very similar (curly brown hair, brown eyes, resting bitch face) and she can kick people in the face, something i am also capable of

bowie - style. we don’t have the same style but he is stylish and i have been told i have the outfit coherency of a video game character and a sitcom character on two separate occasions 

caleb - i am the first voted out of every game of mafia no matter what. he would understand my pain

chase - not much beyond i wouldn’t want to be catapulted either buddy

damien - nerd surrounded by chaos (i am an introverted writer in a theatre program)

emma - when i was her age i too alternated between wanting to kill a shitty guy i liked and wanting us to make up and be friends again

julie - purposefully filters out a lot of mean thoughts i have. i can’t tell you guys how many times ive seen a dogshit td take, opened up mod courtney’s ask box, and started to write an angry rant before taking a deep breath and deleting it

millie - ive been writing down weird things ive overheard people saying since i was 13 to use it in my own writing. i quite literally have thousands of quotes

mk - i regularly stole candy from my middle school science teacher and when she finally figured it out i blamed it on the high schoolers and got away scot-free (however unlike mk this experience gave me a massive fear of shoplifting that cancels out my desire to steal shit)

nichelle - overprotective parents/sheltered childhood, i also know a lot more famous people than the average person

priya - competitive as fuck but also anxious and socially awkward as fuck. will tell a story from my childhood and everyone will go “hey what the actual fuck” (but it’s messed up because of my school not my parents)

raj - went on my first (gay) date last week and had no clue what i was doing the whole time but it was very nice

ripper - absolutely not. i refuse. we are nothing alike. 

scary girl - token edgy aesthetic friend. i have dyed my hair purple three times. i think im known in the td fandom for mostly wholesome/chill fics but my original writing usually ends up being about death with details that make my friends go “what the fuck is wrong with you” when they read them

wayne - very supportive of my best friend who i am lowkey attached to the hip

zee - nonbinary swag. long brown ponytail. sometimes likes to lie about harmless things to see people’s reactions. i too am a canon disabled character but instead of losing half my legs i lost half my hearing

[the-weirdos-mind]

Incorrect Quotes 32

Lukas: Apparently October is ‘throw a short person month’

Jim: *looks at his sister* Oh really?

Emma: *sweating nervously*

Sophie: You’re gonna throw me are you?

Lukas: No

Lukas and Sophie: *Watch as Jim chases Emma*

Lukas: Can’t say that Emma is as lucky as you

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Emma: Did you know that I can tell the time just by looking at the stars?

Jim: Really?

Emma: Yeah, Silver taught me. You wanna see?

Jim: Absolutely

Emma: Okay

Emma: *looks at the stars*

Emma: It’s nighttime

Jim: Listen here you little—

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lyka: Hey Victor, I think I got your lunch

Lyka: *pulls out a note that says: I am very proud of you Love, Dad (Andrew)

Victor: Oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me

Victor: *pulls out a note that says: Be good. For the love of god be good*

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*on the phone*

Sophie: Jim I’m breaking up—

Jim: I’m pregnant

Sophie: The call. I meant the call

Jim: Right, sorry I panicked

Masterlist

Sophie belongs to @sleeplessdreamer14

Lukas belongs to @wallymcflubberfins

Lyka belongs to @uselessalexis165

Victor belongs to @turtledork

Andrew (mentioned) belongs to @aalbliii

[quackle]

What were your OG predictions for the reboot?

based off this pic + little info we got + my old theory notes, here's what i thought... under the cut tho:

i thought caleb was gonna be a player or something 😭 like with both genders, he just wouldn't have cared as long as he wins. somewhat of a s2 justin. (which. i was wrong about the player part but he DID originally make a (one sided) alliance with priya as an attempt to get farther in the game. so i won kinda sorta.

nichelle and julia were gonna be the evil lesbians with nichelle betraying julia at some point to get farther in the game. now we just have one evil lesbian and one silly hollywood obsessed lesbian.

now i knew bowie was gay. but. i originally thought he'd end up with like. damien actually 😭 don't ask why, i just thought they'd go that route

i thought wayne and raj would be your typical hockey jocks for the most part. silly besties doing silly things. which. yeah!!! they are!!!

proud to say i been knew emma and bowie would be besties. sad to say their bestie friendship ended tho 💔 but i thought she'd be super girlypop and make dance vids

direct quote from my notes: mk looks like she's gonna be the underdog of the season and wiggle her way to the final five. (spoiler alert: she was not 💔)

i was one of many to think priya and chase would be the duncney couple at first glance 🧍🏾‍♀️ glad to know they weren't!

to me, millie looked book-smart but i didn't think she'd get far. so glad she did. we love you millie billie <3

someone on here said ripper looked like the nowen child i ran with it-

i thought damien would be funny af. and he was. so i won.

i thought axel would be a girlboss. and she was. at certain points. so i somewhat won.

didn't get that much of an impression on chase, just thought he'd be kissing priya. (we dodged this bullet though! let's cheer! (unless you like priya/chase. valid.))

i thought zee would be shaggy jr essentially.

scary girl looked like tumblr core and SHE IS.

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

blessed be the children

blessed be the children https://ift.tt/4fDcqYn by 1121ism Dean and Cas have been through so much shit together, from saving Dean from Hell, to averting an apocalypse, to opening Purgatory. They went through some intense on and off relationship periods, until Dean finally gets his head out of his ass, telling himself to get over his abandonment issues, that if Cas hasn’t left now, he ain’t going to. After they both escaped Purgatory, after Dean had thought he lost him for the third time now, he vows to tell Cas he loves him, and to get as much time with him as fate will allow. Though, Castiel and Dean Winchester, have always made their own fate. They defy all odds at every turn and even adopt a few lost, orphan children along the way. They marry and semi-retire from hunting. One day, they leave a note that they’re going on a hunting trip; they don’t return or contact Claire and Jack, leaving them to turn to their older siblings, Emma and Jesse, and to their Grandpa Bobby. This leads them on a wild goose chase to look for the last living Winchesters. P.S. They're more clueless than the Winchester kids, none of them knowing how much the hunting world has changed. They're well and thoroughly boned. [please read the notes for more background info] Words: 4227, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, M/M Characters: Claire Novak, Jack Kline, Jesse Turner (Supernatural), Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Emma (Supernatural: Slice Girls), Other Supernatural Characters Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Kaia Nieves/Claire Novak, Donna Hanscum/Jody Mills Additional Tags: Married Castiel/Dean Winchester, Quote: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days. (Supernatural), Jack Kline Isn't Lucifer's Son, Castiel and Dean Winchester are Jack Kline and Claire Novak's Parents, Castiel and Dean Winchester are Jesse Turner's Parents, Castiel and Dean Winchester are Parents of Emma (Supernatural: Slice Girls), Bobby Singer is Dean Winchester's Parent, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Ellen and Jo Harvelle Live, Dean Doesn't Look For Sam at Stanford, Dean Doesn’t Go Looking for John and Stops Being Daddy’s Soldier via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/laIL0cp February 18, 2024 at 10:20AM

[nightmare-dreamt]

Incorrect quotes of my oc's!!

A/n - I haven't update in a while so enjoy some Incorrect quotes :)

Alex: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Roddy: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Elliot: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Alex: Hey Callum, have you seen the photographer? Callum: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer? Alex, confused: What? Callum, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

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Y/n: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Emma: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways? Y/n: *speechless* Y/n: I'll go make my bed-

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Emma: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm? Elliot: Pretty sure we all are. Lucas: I wasn't. Callum: I was. Y/n: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Roddy: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

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Lucas: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT. Callum: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes.

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Callum: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Callum: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Y/n: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Callum: Ominous positivity.

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Emma: You know, Chase gives Alex flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Brody: Okay. *Later* Brody: *gives Alex flowers* Alex: ??? Brody: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Lucas: Last week, Roddy tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Roddy: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Emma: The big five licenses? Roddy: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Roddy: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Squad: Roddy: No you’re not, Roddy! We still love you, Roddy!

[real-total-drama-takes]

Thinking about how Bowie was initially hesitant to tell Emma about he and Raj literally saying "telling people secrets on total drama island is never a good idea..." and now he and Emma are no longer friends.

My fear is like. EMMA OUTING BOWIE AND RAJ'S RELATIONSHIP. THEY NEVER STATE ANY PART OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP OUTRIGHT TO ANYONE ASIDE FROM SHE AND WAYNE. AND LIKE IM REMEMBERING ONE QUOTE FROM TERRY SAYING BOWIE WOULDNT WANNA USE NICKNAMES ON THE ISLAND BC THEIR RELATIONSHIP ALONE ALREADY MAKES THEM A TARGET SO LIKE THAT ALREADY IMPLIES THEY COULD BE TARETED FOR THE SMALLEST THING. WHAT IF SHE OUTS THEM :((

I m S C A R E D , O K. EMMA IS DATING CHASE AND HES A SHIT PERSON BUT I HOPE THEY DONT MAKE HER A SHIT PERSON TOO PLS I JUST WANT BOWIE EMMA FRIENDSHIP AGAIN

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[floripire]

SEASON 2 THROUGH THE EYES OF FLORIBETH DALISAY WITH MENTIONS OF: @fellvespers + @founderscouncil & @silencedrage

2x01: i’ll never give up hope (the premiere of s2) would be longer because there would be quite a few scenes detailing the growing connection between jed and flori and their quote-unquote “break up”.

there would be multiple scenes involving loren and mia and flori as well. they are the anti squad to the super squad, after all.

there are also scenes dedicated to other year-rounder students playing "[blue] calamus or dare": a souped up, supernatural version of truth and dare.

and now that bonnie’s come back to teach, there will be scenes dedicated to that change too.

2x02: in this year will be different, emma talks to flori about how she feels like there's something or someone missing. like she's trying to complete a puzzle but she's missing a crucial part.

to take her mind off of this, emma assigns flori homework: she is to write about what she wants for this year and then chase after it with all her might instead of letting life pass her by. hopefully, emma says, this'll bring her out of her comfort zone just a little bit.

thing is, though, all she wants is for her friends to be happy and healthy, the malivore problem to be solved and jed. she wants jed. except alyssa chang’s hanging off his arm at every social function.

so to forget about that, she throws herself into researching malivore and comes up with a working theory: malivore is part of the dark dimension and it is so much bigger than people initially suspected. unfortunately, there is no way to test that theory so flori keeps it to herself. especially because the new headmaster gives her the ick.

2x03: during you remind me of someone that i used to know, flori joins rafael and landon at mystic falls high. they go there for the curious little puzzle piece that is hope. flori goes there because she caught wind of ethan and maya machado. she recognizes the surname instantly; her sire has the same one. turns out, they’re related. derek is ethan and maya’s uncle. this is also where she meets the very human cecil barnes for the first time after she finds refuge in the computer lab.

during the timberwolves vs stallion football game, flori tapes the game on her phone, watching as josie breaks ethan’s arm and she visibly winces. suddenly, she's back at the maple hollows cemetery, getting her neck snapped by her sire.

after stammering that she doesn't feel so good, she makes her way back inside of the school. flori runs into cecil barnes again; he'd been snooping around and she personally escorts him outside despite his protests: "you wouldn't want to miss the bus, dude."

(flori peeling from the football match is also one of the reasons why ethan missed out on getting his arm healed by vampire blood.)

2x04: in since when do you speak japanese? flori’s role is small. she researches and looks stuff up about the oni, passing on that information to the anti and super squad alike.

2x05: there is an 80’s decade dance in screw endgame and flori attends it with her best friends.

2x06: no shortage of celebrations this year, it seems, because commonwealth day gets celebrated during that’s nothing i had to remember; flori doesn’t help with the celebrations, however. she’s too busy with her research on malivore and digging into the machado family to find out how much they actually know of derek. it is maya, in the end, who talks to her about it all.

she’s also trying her hardest not to be where sebastian is because he also gives her the ick.

during this episode, josie restores everyone’s memories, including flori’s.

furthermore: flori's entire backstory is revealed in this episode due to the croatoan.

2x07: in it will all be painfully clear soon enough, flori catches wind of josie’s risky plan to close the malivore portal and decides to help out, sharing all her research up until this point.

when she hears about the prophecy, flori lights up; she loves a good brain teaser. she has a brief conversation with the sphinx before lizzie does - conversing in snippets of poetry and philosophical questions - and admits that the sphinx is her favorite malivore creature thus far, wishing that he could have stuck around longer.

2x08: flori is not in the best mood during this christmas was surprisingly violent because all of this reminds her of what she had with her parents but will never have again. therefore, she's unaffected by the holiday spirit, much like hope.

2x09: during i couldn’t have done this without you, flori remains in the background until alyssa drops a plate and slices herself. dorian calls for the vampires to go and for the wolves to form a packline around alyssa but sebastian talks mg through his bloodlust. elsewhere, jed does the same for flori and they share a moment before he walks her to mia and loren.

2x10: she’s also seen in this is why we don’t entrust plans to muppet babies. normally flori has nothing to do with coven day but loren is a bennett and now, with bonnie back at the school, flori decides to sit in on one. wade reveals himself to be of the fairfolk and alyssa makes fun of him for it.

afterwards, wade and flori have a conversation about the zetes institute, emmanuel zetes and wade’s past. she mentions something that the necromancer said: souls with connection to the supernatural are easier to pull back to the land of the living. at first, flori thought that her being a vampire was the connection. but it isn’t.

together, they dig into the harman family and discover that there is so much more to the supernatural world than they thought; there is so much more than they knew.

flori finds out that the harman family is basically witch royalty and that the bennetts are too. she also finds out that her knack for mind dives, reverse mind dives and compulsion stems from the magic she would have been able to do, had she not been turned.

flori reveals this to her best friends and confronts alaric about the night people afterwards. he reveals to be in the know, revealing emma and dorian to be in the know too.

flori is among those affected by the qareen. this causes her to seek out alaric, who is now working at mystic falls high. she takes it personally when alaric tells her that they cannot rescue zander, frannie and davos. because he'd promised her that they'd get them out. alaric insists that it's not possible without endangering their own and he can't have three loose cannons running around the halls of the school or the town. the qareen is able to affect everyone else at mystic falls high because she went to see alaric.

2x11: during what cupid problem? flori gets hit with an arrow too, lowering her inhibitions. she seeks out jed, intending to confess to him. but when she sees him with emma tig, she flees the scene; emma rejects jed and then he follows her. they have a conversation afterwards. flori is banned from researching love witch pothos due to the fact that she got the entirety of mystic falls high 'qareen'ed'.

2x12: no longer benched, flori reaches out to some of her online friends in kai parker screwed us but it becomes clear that this might be one of the hardest problems everyone's had to face in quite a while. even so, she's a genius and a “swiss army knife if a swiss army knife was a person” and she's inherited a hefty dose of stubbornness and pride from her parents so she's not going to give up on getting the saltzmans out of the prison world.

2x13: flori’s role starts relatively small in you can’t save them all but it grows over time. she briefly talks to alyssa when the former is being held captive in the werewolf transition cells, trying to get her to switch sides but it doesn’t work. alyssa tells her that she knows about flori’s crush on jed and gets under flori’s skin with a few well timed sneers about her and her family. afterwards, she joins jed, kaleb and mg in the woods and is the one to find rafael together with mg.

2x14: in order to deal with their recent trauma, emma suggests group therapy in the form of the therapy box. they end up in a noir film called: there’s a place where lost things go. noir flori is seen at the salvatore hotel, in charge of communications. she’s also seen at mg’s workplace, working up the nerve to go inside and ask if he or his colleagues can help her find her estranged family after he clears his case. before flori can enter the police station and set everything in motion, she gets killed by the murderer and gets ejected from the simulation. how? a snapped neck.

2x15: flori is there when josie siphons mg. luckily, kaleb steps in for both of them, otherwise flori would have been next. alyssa is not so lucky and flori wonders if there is anything she and the others can do to stop josie. she believes it when she’s told that lizzie has died as she is not yet filled in on the plan.

she is present during the tough, bloody and final fight between lizzie and josie during life was so much easier when i only cared about myself. the room is awash with magic, however, and it knocks her out so she doesn’t know which one of the twins has won.

(josie calls it the merge but it's not, not really. it's just a full on magical fight. you can't speed up the merge. it's not a guide line, no matter what she says.)

2x16: josie runs rampant and alyssa returns in facing darkness is kinda my thing. flori wakes up and fears that this means that josie has won and all is lost. however, mg fills her in on the plan and flori gets on board and attends lizzie's "funeral".

later, when everything has blown over, flori tells lizzie that she is glad to find her alive. even if lizzie might’ve told her, again and again, that she’s not super squad material.

hell, she might not like alyssa, but she sure is glad to see her among the living again as well.

and while flori is getting really tired of the make-up/break-up ad infinitum vibes between landon and hope nowadays, she does promise rafael to look into ways to wake both hope and landon back up again.

(hope isn’t in a magical coma because of landon - not really. she’s in a magical coma because she’s continously been on and on and on and up and up and up, expending energy and magic and time because everyone asked her to and how could she say no? now her body’s entered a state of shutdown to finally make her rest. it just so happened to coincide with landon’s coma.)