#Elizabeth I (reincarnated)

[holly-natnicole]

Can They Cook And/Or Bake?

Is a master of cooking & baking, their food always edible & delicious plus anything they makes that's not a dessert is also healthy. Doesn't even need to look at a recipe: Percy & Grover & Reyna from age 12 (in Grover's case, chronologically 24) onwards.

Can cook & bake delicious meals very well only when precisely following a recipe as without 1 they messes up entirely, even burning water when lacking instructions to follow: Hylla from age 12 onwards.

Is good at cooking & baking nutritional meals which are edible, but taste terrible: Leo from age 12 onwards.

Can only make stuff that's put in the oven or microwave with no other preparation required, coz they easily ruins everything (soup, cake, everything) by attempting to do well with the sugar & salt & spices yet realising upon tasting the end result that they had messed up anyway: all of the 13 except minus Thalia and plus Hylla at age 5-11.

Can cook delicious food very well, but they's utterly shit at baking even when carefully reading a recipe: Annabeth from age 12 onwards.

Can bake delicious food very well, but they's utterly shit at cooking even when carefully reading a recipe: Jason from age 12 onwards.

Can't cook nor bake at all, even burning water: Thalia & Bianca/Luna their whole lives.

Somehow switches back and forth between being a master at cooking & baking and being utterly shit at both, depending on whether they's making stuff up as they goes along (the only time they's a master at cooking & baking) or following a recipe (the only time when they's shit at cooking & baking): Frank & Piper & Hazel.

Buys delicious yet unhealthy food thrice each week without caring 'bout losing money: Nico.

Buys delicious & healthy food thrice each week without caring 'bout losing money: Will & Rachel.

[hauntedwizardtree]

little snippet from the brain-worm that is my PotC/EPIC/PJO au

Percy: if I could I would carve out my heart and offer it to you

Annabeth: and I would keep it safe, waiting for the day you would return to me

(Completely unaware that they ALREADY DID THIS as they stare at each other lovingly)

Literally Everyone Else: what the fuck

BONUS Underworld Content

Telemachus/Henry Turner: my parents are so in love it’s Disgusting

Everyone Else: how is this romantic?! 👀

Jack Sparrow—who has somehow gotten into Elysium: No no, let him talk he has a point

[nattravn-art]

I wanted to try and figure David's head shape so I I did a few sketches that I liked enough, I thought I could line some. I ended up lining them all and threw some colours in while I was at it. :'D

Bottom right is: "David, what do you have in your mouth?" "Nohinnnnn'"

[rain-on-wax-feathers]

reincarnation au doodles

(bases under cut)

[sarahlikesthemoon]

[makerofmadness]

with the parallels between Cassie and Michael, I'm starting to think Cassie's definitely gonna come back

allow me to explain (under the cut):

The main parallels come from Michael in Sister Location. *Lured down there to help someone dear to him (his sister Elizabeth)

*Misled by an animatronic that could also use said dear person's voice (Baby)

*Is killed off in the end by said dear person/animatronic

The same thing happens to Cassie pretty much

she is lured down by the Mimic using Gregory's voice, and at the end, Gregory cuts the elevator out of fear that the Mimic will follow her out and escape (in which case it'd probably kill her anyway and God knows who else. So the motivations were actually a bit opposite to SL's, where Michael was killed so that Ennard could use his body as a skinsuit in order to escape). After which the Mimic possibly kills her if the elevator crash didn't (though of course we don't know for sure, especially with that sting at the end).

I'm thinking that Cassie may possibly survive and become the new Michael in a sense. Though I'm not sure I'd really put Gregory as a new Elizabeth just because of this game, especially since in my comparison the Mimic parallels Baby and obviously the Mimic isn't possessed by Gregory.

I've seen it suggested once or twice (in posts on here) that Cassie's soul may end up possessing Roxanne though, and while we don't have strong evidence that that'll be the case... if it does end up happening then you could take that as a parallel to Michael coming back after Ennard ditches his body I guess, maybe? Idk they both died but they got better (sorta). maybe. We'll see.

Anyway uh but that's just a theory a game theory- *dies*

[onlytibki]

based on an actual conversation I once had at an archaeology dig

Robin internally, looking at normal-human!Brook: he has the most incredible bone structure

Robin, externally, looking Brook in the eye: I'd love the chance to deflesh your jaw

*terrified Brook noises*

[mihai-florescu]

I hope trisha paytas' baby ends up being a jungkook stan.

[phantom-wolf]

@hetalia-rarepairweek

Day 3: Apocalypse

Title: Starving off Her breadcrumbs

Ship: Arthur Kirkland x Elizabeth I // Arthur Kirkland x Elizabeth I x Alfred F. Jones

Cowritten with: @the-engdyssey

Summary: He vaguely heard Reg's introduction as he watched a young woman headbutt and break the windshield of a nearby car. In a desperate bid to escape, the occupant, a middle aged man, fumbled with the car door, spilling out onto the pavement. But not before the woman had latched onto him, her head turned sideways as she lunged once more, her mouth clamping down on the man's arm.

Then came the countdown.

Here comes a herd of zebras! One. With a ferocity she tore her head back, stripping the man of flesh and muscle as she did so. More akin to a bear ripping into the carcass of an elk than anything human.

Two. The female left him after she'd taken a few chunks out of his arm, her attention stolen by another passerby that had run too close. The man's arm was twitching uncontrollably, spasming from what Alfred had assumed was pain. He couldn't bring himself to look away. What the fuck?

Three. The Marine urged his family to move quicker as he noticed the body on the ground convulsing. Worse now. It wasn't just arm twitches anymore, his whole body was convulsing-

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[technicalknockout]

My ocs' names are all so silly. Here are my children domino rainbow starry and ree, the rest of them are all named elizabeth

[tiralja]

Diversity win!

Your fuckboy feminizer of a protagonist is actually a woman!

[hellishboots]

a couple nights ago i dreamt that there were cows chosen for the role of being given to world leaders once they (the world leaders) reincarnated. i learnt abt this from looking at a tree w angel-themed trinkets commemorating the cows.

what did the world leaders want to do with cows? no idea. they were live cows btw.

i do not believe in reincarnation

[zeldristhickass]

I have another Melizabeth headcanon.

Meliodas is a jack of all trades, as over his 3,000 years of wandering Britania and all 107 of Elizabeth's reincarnations, he's learnt a new skill.

Each Elizabeth had a different interest or passion, which Meliodas learnt and mastered, and even after each of their passings, he never forgot those skills. Because this was his way of honouring each individual reincarnation of his love.

It's why he was able to do so many things, like built and run the Boar Hat, and I also headcanon Meliodas being able to braid hair 😅.

Each reincarnation was still his Elizabeth, and so learning the one thing that made them happy was the only way for him to feel connected to them and to not lose his sanity.

Thank you

[patheticrafeenjoyer]

and when the pogues start up a "queen elizabeth reincarnated as trisha paytas' baby" joke for sarah and rafe.................

brought to you by @shellxrls 's comment on this post which i bastardized into this joke:

[hauntedwizardtree]

little idea that won’t leave me alone: AU where the Pirates of the Caribbean movies happen in the Percy Jackson universe (but where Amphitrite or one of her sisters or daughters is Tía Dalma, not Calypso). Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are on their third lives. Their first lives they were Odysseus and Penelope, their second lives they were Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. Henry Turner was the reincarnation of Telemachus, and is waiting in Elysium for his parents to have a child so that he will be reborn to them once more.

edit: so maybe I’ll just shove this into my planned Percy Jackson/EPIC the Musical AU because the more I think about this the more I love it (also Henry shatters the Trident somehow. Would need to think about how that would happen if Poseidon has his trident in PJO—the one in PotC could be a spare, perhaps?)

[the-ghost-sin]

Oh nothing I'm just thinking about how nakaba literally won't give Meliodas a break and hear me out on this one.

The people that are the absolute closest to Meliodas have HUMAN lifespans. We know from the reincarnations that Elizabeth has the lifespan of a human despite being half goddess, and Ban, his best friend, is human as well. Now, I don't know about Tristan, since he's half demon, but I can only assume Meliodas will still outlive him, since he's a full blooded demon. Like... He fought for so long so he could live a peaceful life with his family without the curse, for what? 60...70 years maybe? Humans didn't live too long back then. Not to mention that Tristan is like 16 already and they're still in the middle of yet another threat, so he didn't exactly end up with his peace, either...

So to recap, Meliodas was born son of the demon king (can't imagine that was a pleasant upbringing), the second he got out of there, he becomes a veteran of a HOLY WAR. Only to then be inflicted with a curse for three times his original lifespan (the manga confirms demons live to be 1000, according to Galand) and all of that for... Maybe 70 years. And he doesn't even get that because of Arthur.

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY A BREAK I'M BEGGING YOU