#Elias listens to the voices

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Hamburbur

?

*Just fucking stares at you with a smile*

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Hello.

I am Painis Cupcake!

I will eat you.

:D

HI

Throws picture frame and package of deli ham with a sticky note labeling it “human”

HERE

HAHAHA

Mod here: thought you might enjoy this conversation I just had with @darkcloudsatnight

[tf2-green-ghosty]

*Excited squeal*

HEYYY

HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY TO SEE ME

HAHAHA

:D

[tf2-green-ghosty]

[There's a few clangs from the vents before the vent cover on the roof falls. A few moments later, Welpe pokes his head out] Zhe door vas locked...

@green-team-puppy

Elias is in the middle of the room, quietly crying while staring at the plushie Welpe had made for him a bit ago

There were rushed drawings of unrecognizable people scattered around him, all labeled with names of the mercs he once worked with

There was also broken pieces of things, mostly glass, scattered around the room

W-Welpe? Go away! You shouldn’t be in here!

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Huh!?

I don’t know what this means but okay!

HAHA

[tf2-green-ghosty]

~~1 MILLION FOR THE DEATH OF A MIMIC~~ name: Jeremy

age: 26 last seen: new Zealand

breed of mimic: [REDACTED]

hunt and kidnapped family if can't kill him. . . . 1 MILLION CAN BE YOURS!!

Hm?

WHAT!?

No!

He’s my friend!

We’re so similar!

Don’t you dare kill him

[tf2-green-ghosty]

When someone kills you during the match they should get achieved: Ghost Buster Lol

-🪐

That one’s quite creative!

HAHA

[tf2-green-ghosty]

(Waddles over to you)

(Slaps a sticker on your face)

(Quickly flies away and hits a wall out of panic)

Than- oh

…

HAHAHAHAHA

[tf2-green-ghosty]

psst. you should put some stickers on Welpe.

I’m currently putting them all around the infirmary while Medic is asleep!

I think he’ll like that!

I’ll save some especially for Welpe though!

[tf2-green-ghosty]

I wont you

Won’t?

I’m confused

HAHA

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Hai

Is me again

Hello!

How are you doing!?

Y’know, it’s nice that you’re not scared of me!

HAHA

[tf2-green-ghosty]

WAIT! If Medic is Welpe’s father… then where is… his mother???

WHO is Welpe’s mother?!

We must find her!!

…after kissing Welpe. Welpe needs love!!

Why are you asking me!?

All I know is that Welpe’s so called “father” is a damn bastard that never deserved the title of parent!

HAHAHA

Also, yes, Welpe very much deserves love!

[tf2-green-ghosty]

(just found out we're actually voices in his head so-)

OooOOooo you wanna kiss Welpe so bad

ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊

Huh!?

Isn’t this something I already know!?

Eh, I’m gonna do it anyway!

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Go talk to Welpe!! I'm sure he needs someone to talk to!

What if I scare him?

I can’t control it!

He’s the only thing that calms me down!

Okay, I’ll go talk to him

It’s you’re fault if something bad happens though

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Elias, when was the last time you saw Welpe?

…

I don’t know… a while ago I think…

I feel like I’m going to scare him

I don’t want him to be scared of me

Im not avoiding him I swear… I just don’t want to bother him

Should I go talk to him?

[tf2-green-ghosty]

Pretty sure the last anon meant hot liek attractive

And im pretty sure they were the moth tryna stay hiden

Huh!?

HAHA

That’s hilarious!

Someone thinks I’m attractive!?

HAHAHA