#Elephant Town

[pratchettquotes]

"It's not staying in the same place that's the problem," said Nanny, "it's not letting your mind wander."

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

[blue-likethebird]

The explanation for why totk’s story is so Not Great and how disconnected from its predecessor it feels being that the devs didn’t want to alienate new players who didn’t know anything about botw’s story just falls apart the more I think about it. Nothing from this stupid half a plot works unless the player is familiar with specific details from the better games that came before it.

The believability of Link and Zelda’s connection to each other hinges on you knowing about the nuance of their relationship in botw. The ancient sages fighting with the champions’ arms and divine beast helms will only be impactful to botw/aoc players because totk doesn’t bother to explain the significance of that callback at all. Fi’s cameo is meaningless unless you either got every memory in botw or finished the master trial dlc (and know about her from skyward sword). You’ll only get the full context of Teba being sidelined in favour of a 12-year old if you played a specific chapter of Age of Calamity’s second DLC. Like sorry but I think Nintendo just made a bad story tbh

[msterpicasso]

@__kdash_

[neptunefairytales]

The babies are having so much fun in the pool!

(Personnal pic. Please reblog if you liked, do not use or repost. Thanks! NSFW AND KINK ACCOUNTS DO NOT INTERACT !!!)

[gallusrostromegalus]

i'm crying laughing about genkai kenpachi but also i am now dying to know if any other characters of yuyu hakusho fame managed to sneak their way into aeiwam, even if only in the worldbuilding

Yusuke Urameshi has for real burnt through his psychic abilites no for real not even a tingle in his fingers he swears, but he does run the late-night Curry shop the Karakura Kids sometimes end up at. Keigo and Mizuiro spend the most time there, and the craic is terrific, but he's got a soft spot for that Ichigo kid who comes in sometimes, late at night when he's been out chasing ghosts or had another fight with his dad. He reminds Yusuke of Hiei in a way- Ichigo swaggers and growls like a delinquent, but nothing pisses him off quite like bullies who pick on people who can't fight back.

Ichigo likes him too- He can tell that Urameshi guy all about the weird ghosts and fucked up monsters and how ANGRY he gets with his father sometimes, and the guy just nods and sometimes has good advice about where to lose his pursuers if he's being chased, or odd places where lost spirits end up. Urameshi grew up constantly getting in fights and seeing shit he shouldn't too, and always gives him free drinks.

They like each other well enough, but aren't much more than acquaintances.

Kazuma Kuwabara is one of the interns on the verge of becoming a resident at Karakura Hospital, NO, He's NOT going to be replacement Spirit Detective, I'M A DOCTOR, but sometimes he does hang out in the cafeteria with the kid of his attending physician- Uryuu reminds him of Kurama- intelligent, articulate, a bit of a prettyboy and Kuwabara is sure that the kid is secretly armed. He's easy to get along with- Kuwabara just asks him what he's working one, and then shuts up so he can learn something new.

Uryuu hates waiting in the hospital for his dad to get off shift to drive him home. His father's inner ear has been damaged when he lost his Quincy powers and he was still prone to sudden-onset vertigo, it's not severe enough to get fired from the hospital, but enough that the DMV won't issue him a driver's license, and so most days Uryuu drives him to and from work. But sometimes Kazuma is in the cafeteria, and he's going to make a terrific pediatrician or emergency room doctor someday. The big guy always manages to be in a cheerful and contagious mood, and actually listens to him. Uryuu estimates that Dr. Kuwabara has a better knowledge of what he's been studying, who his friends are, his latest fashion designs and his life in general than his actual father does.

They like each other well enough, but aren't much more than acquaintances.

[mukuharakazui]

"Alphabet mafia" was funny (courtesy of @birthclod) so here are my alphabet mafia + nationality headcanons for Town of Salem's best faction (sorry to the roles without skins </3)

[empressofkalumina]

Some Neil content for the dash. 🦭

[vickysaurus]

An african elephant in the flesh, next to an asian elephant's skeleton. It really shows off how enormous african elephants are.

[pink-carnelian]

Everyone go watch bang bang you’re dead IMMEDIATELY. Ben foster is so incredibly good and the writing is really solid for a tv movie.

(plus it’s brave enough to propose the Power of Theater™️ as a creative outlet for at-risk teens which is like, painfully sincere. And refreshingly optimistic for a school shooting movie)

[dorothy16]

w4emusical “When they call places, there is this ritual we all do together as a company before the curtain goes up,” he says. “There is a line in the show: ‘Step right up and put some wind in your sails.’ So we form a circle and say ‘step right up’ over and over again until everyone has joined in.” - @grantgust for @townandcountrymag

[cafe-mouse]

Oh coffee is so lovely! Do you mind me asking where you went to buy her?

thank you!! ♡ Im very sorry, I looked into other locations for the store she was purchased in and it looks like it's the only store like that with that name so it would give away the town I went to which is very close to where I live. the store was in a mall in Kansas, though I know that probably doesn't help much sorry!

it's the only store I recall ever seeing Jellycats for sale in so far but!! I just found this locator you put your zipcode into that should show places near you that sell them! I put in mine and the store I got her in came up along with a couple stores I've never heard of in a different town so it seems to be accurate!

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

wanted to buy garlic bread but good garlic bread was all nearly £3 rip im gonna [remembers suicide jokes lead to more negative mental health] angrily embroider some flowers >:(

[dandyshucks]

I've listened to so much of the music tapes and orbiting human circus that i can pick out a singing saw in a song immediately. just listened to this random band and heard a singing saw and went "IS THAT JULIAN KOSTER???" and lo and behold... i check the credits.... YEEEUP THERE HE IS SOMEHOW

[sillywebz]

picked back up ddd again today after my like .unintentional half year hiatus <3 How does this game work

[neptunefairytales]

Pool party for everyone!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

(Personnal pic. Please reblog if you liked, do not use or repost. Thanks! NSFW AND KINK ACCOUNTS DO NOT INTERACT !!!)

[malpractice-morale]

you know green thumbs? And how people who are shit with plants have black thumbs? I am that but for cars….