#Eistein

[daimonclub]

Life, truth and wisdom.

Life truth and wisdom Life, truth and wisdom, a collection of quotes and short thoughts on the meaning of the real essence of life, or better about the real sense and goal we can create. Life is nothing but a cock and bull story, and one of the best of its kind. Carl William Brown A noble heart will refuse happiness built on misfortune of others. Saadi Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think. George Bernard Shaw Life begins on the other side of despair. Jean-Paul Sartre The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for. Fyodor Dostoyevsky Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old. Jonathan Swift It is a little embarrassing that, after forty-five years of research and study, the best advice I can give to people is to be a little kinder to each other. Aldous Huxley Without goals, the very concept of intelligence is meaningless. Steven Pinker The mark of a civilized man is his willingness to re-examine his most cherished beliefs. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. The human species is mainly made up of people who do nothing but fill the sewers and pollute the environment in which they live, an endless mass of donkeys who unfortunately believe themselves to be horses and since they even believe to have a religious spirituality, they are also quite convinced to gain eternal life. Carl William Brown To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. Oscar Wilde Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be lived. Søren Kierkegaard Youth ends when egotism does; maturity begins when one lives for others. Hermann Hesse Although I had no regrets, I told myself sadly that growing up was not the painless process one expected it to be. Maya Angelou If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects. Albert Einstein The painful sarcastic bitter parable of life. At the beginning you are born alone and in the end you will die alone, but in the middle you are going to meet an incredible number of assholes! Carl William Brown You are wealthy when you can freely decide what to do with your time. Vala Afshar

Heraclitus great quote All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. Montaigne Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward. Oscar Wilde When all think alike, then no one is thinking. Walter Lippmann Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. Bertrand Russell We think too much and feel too little. Charlie Chaplin Day by day, what you think and what you do is who you become. Eraclitus You will always have problems. Learn to enjoy life while solving them. Anonymous At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think. Frida Khalo Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has. Rene Descartes The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life’s tragedy. Oscar Wilde The voice of the majority is no proof of justice. Friedrich Schiller No man on earth is truly free, All are slaves of money or necessity. Public opinion or fear of prosecution forces each one, against his conscience, to conform. Euripides When all think alike, then no one is thinking. Walter Lippmann The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding. Leonardo da Vinci The first mistake of art is to assume that it's serious. Lester Bangs To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. T.S. Eliot We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Wells

Natural life happiness The mark of a civilized man is his willingness to re-examine his most cherished beliefs. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. The ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence. Jiddu Krishnamurti The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man. Charles Darwin The beginning of wisdom is the beginning of supernatural power. Paracelsus One can acquire everything in solitude, except character. Sthendal A blot in thy escutcheon to all futurity. Miguel De Cervantes Man is an over-complicated organism. If he is doomed to extinction he will die out for want of simplicity. Ezra Pound Be circumspect how you offend schollers, for knowe, a serpent tooth bites not so ill, as dooth a schollers angrie quill. John Florio St. Michael’s Shield of Truth Prayer. St. Michael, you are our defender and safeguard against evil. Place your Shield of Truth over us and defend us in the battle which Satan wages against truth. Help us to seethe righteous path of Holy Love.Clarify our choices between good and evil by placing us always behind your Shield of Truth. Amen. The path is smooth that leadeth on to danger. William Shakespeare The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. Albert Einstein Wisdom overcomes fortune. Decimus Junius Juvenalis Never underestimate the enemy, above all if he is a stupid one. Carl William Brown To be continued ... Don’t miss these other similar posts: 100 golden quotes and aphorisms 100 best quotes and aphorisms 100 famous quotes and aphorisms 100 memorable quotes and aphorisms 100 top great quotes and aphorisms 100 great quotes on love Great and famous philosophy quotes Rules, life and literature Business life quote Quotes by authors Quotes by arguments Thoughts and reflections Read the full article

[silly-n-cheesy]

Hello hello yes I didn't post anything for days because I had a mental health vacation from everything but I'm back!

I really like Naga!Wesker weskennedy so I'm just coming up with a bunch of scenarios of Leon "Snake-handler" Kennedy and the terrorist snake he found on the sidewalk. Currently: cat snake man demands attention. Up next: former terrorist discovers consequences of eating raw rats

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[conjcosby]

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[thefamilyjewels13]

como odio ipc tengo un parcial en una semana y no puedo concentrarme para estudiar porque el tema es una mierda

[writinandcrying]

TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text

A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !

Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol

Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces 🫡) English is not my first language and I didn’t proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls don’t hesitate to tell me!

Mikey

🎢 Single texts

🎢 Just like this

🎢 Loads of it

🎢 You got 60 new messages

🎢 in the past 2 minutes

🎢 Loads of gifs too

🎢 And voice memos

🎢Oh look

🎢6 personality tests links

🎢What do you mean you won’t do it

🎢He needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!

🎢 And music recs

🎢 Your phone won’t stop vibrating

🎢 for the next weeks

🎢 After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)

🎢 For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE

🎢 uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! 😍😍😝🤪😋🤩AND CAPS AS WELL!!! 🥳😽✌️👅🗣️

🎢Mikey live reaction when you ask if he’s upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:

🎢 Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? 🫵 YOU BET 🗣️ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT 💋🫦💅🏻🤳🏼💃🏻🕺🏽🙈🦋🌺🧡🌚🌻🔥💥🌟

🎢Will accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasn’t supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend

Mikey : how’s it going baby gorila

Mikey: babygirl*

Mikey:

Mikey: I’m sorry

🎢 adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:

Leo: Leader of the pack 🐺 🐢 🫡

Donnie: Eistein 📚🧬⚗️ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)

Raph: Murderous teddy bear 🧸 🧨

Splinter: Mafia Boss 🪤 (no one knows about this name tho)

April: Chanel N.6 🎤(or World of Apes 🦧 lmao)

Casey: New York Hockey League 🏒

Vern: Some dude (adds 🦅 so he knows it’s Vern and not “some random dude”)

Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! 😍🥰👀🧚🏻‍♂️

🎢Mikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him “make me” (they are sitting next to each other):

Donnie

🔭Huge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting

🔭But won’t hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)

🔭Will hardly uses emojis, only when it’s a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: 🤓when he does something impressive 💜: for y/n 🙄: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)

🔭Will want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions

🔭 Has named their brothers as “Failed Lab Experiments” and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)

🔭Donnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:

🔭Deadass his reaction when texting his crush 👀:

🔭 Has modified Mikey’s phone so he doesn’t have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him “out of no where” (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)

🔭Result: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation

Failed lab experiment N.4: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (♡´౪`♡)

Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.

Failed lab experiment N.4: ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏ (･_├┬┴┬┴ Failed lab experiment N.4: (;﹏;)

Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now he’s sad

🔭 Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):

Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie what’s a Cochlear implant

Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.

Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes

Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!

Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.

Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you 🙀😔

Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! 😉

Successful lab experiment: I’d prefer if I wasn’t... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey?

Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!

(He still doesn’t know why)

Raph

🥊 Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)

🥊as a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such 🥊*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*

🥊 will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you 🥊 if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers 🥊 will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao

🥊 will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you: y/n: jniasunoakpfa raph: what was that y/n: keyboard smash? raph: how do i do that y/n: just press anything raph: 7 🥊 Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:

🥊 Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:

Leo

🎏 Perfect texts 🎏 looks like an email/letter sometimes 🎏 to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct 🎏 when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX. 🎏 to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is 🎏 prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice 🎏Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):

lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao 🎏Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): 🐢 when talking about team work or his brothers / 🪷 for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / 💙 for his boo and his boo only / 😏 only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)

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Group chat (more than one reaction)

💚 catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??

💚 “Nah shut up” group, doesn’t care much about it and won’t change their ways: Leo, Raph

💚 Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess

💚 Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j

💚 Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it

💚Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point it’s almost unbearable: Mikey 💚Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:

💚the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example: Mikey: *has sent an selfie*

Mikey: you know y/n

Mikey:If you’re fortunate enough

Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

Mikey: but mine?

April: oh boy here we go

Mikey: Hasn’t. 😏😏😏

Y/n: Oh?

Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-

Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick

[limboduh]

- Carlo! Stop laughing! The fact that horses love you more is not a reason to tease me.

- What's wrong? I'm not laughing at you, I just remembered a joke.

- So tell me.

- A stalker is traveling to Moonlight town, sees a nun at the cemetery and asks the cabman: “How can I win the heart of this beauty?” The cabman replies: “She comes to the cemetery every night to pray, and you will meet her there. But she is a righteous girl: pretend to be Saint Frangelico, and she is yours.” The stalker changed his clothes, came to the cemetery at night, and there was a nun standing there. “I greet you, my child, I am Saint Frangelico, give yourself to me and I will forgive you all your sins!” She gave herself to him, and then the stalker tore off his suit and shouted “I am a stalker, I am a stalker!”. The nun also takes off her suit: “I’m a cabman, I’m a cab cabman!”

Costumes are drawn by @aliesther-eistein

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

rpf is morally correct. eistein said so

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[millie-the-windmill]

4 times the PPGs thought Ben and Dexter were dating +1 time they confirmed it

I wanna start off by saying thank you to @bk-179 for inspiring me to write this!! One of our conversations about BenDex mentioned the "everyone knew before they did" trope and I had to write it. Thank you bestie!!! Your support has helped me get my inner English teacher going!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1

Let it be known that Blossom was no idiot. No, really. She wasn't. So when she saw what was before her. She pieced it together almost immediately.

A few recruits had come back after a mission. A successful mission. Ben was among the few recruits.

The alien hero was sitting in front of Dexter, jacket off, and arm being gently held by the scientist, who was wrapping bandages firmly around the many scrapes. He would occasionally lean forward and murmur something to Dexter. It would make the small ginger smile softly.

Blossom was intrigued. She watched as Dexter finished patching up Ben, his hands staying in place for a second longer before letting the taller man go.

Oh, she was so going to tell her sisters about this.

2

Buttercup was asked to retrieve her adopted brother and his...best friend. Professor Utonium wanted Dexter to take a break from his lab, so he sent the daughter he knew could convince Dexter to do so. She, of course, was more than happy. She was always ready for a chance to pick on the feisty redhead.

The raven-haired girl slipped into Dexter's laboratory and waited for her eyes to adjust to the dim lighting. She kept as quiet as she could. She wanted to give her brother a scare. As she approached the desk where he worked, she noticed Dexter wasn't alone.

Ben was there too.

Buttercup's eyes widened when she noticed that Ben was standing very close to Dexter, his left hand resting on the scientist's hip. They were leaning over a large piece of blue paper with white lines all over it. She knew they were discussing plans, but was the touching necessary? She cleared her throat and watched with amusement as the two boys jumped away from each other.

"Yes?" Dexter sheepishly asked, his cheeks pink.

"Uhh, yeah, Dad wanted me to fetch you so you can finally take a break from here," Buttercup gestured around the lab.

Dexter nodded, "Ah-yes...I'll be out soon."

Buttercup smirked. She thought Blossom was just overthinking it at first, but now she too believed the two were dating.

3

Bubbles was ready for bed. She yawned as she stumbled quietly through the halls of her home. She passed by the living room and peeked inside for a moment. She was about to gasp, but quickly slapped a hand over her mouth.

So Buttercup and Blossom weren't just messing with her.

Dexter sat on the couch with his lab coat and gloves off. He was reading a book silently, holding it with one hand. The other hand was stroking Eistein, who slept peacefully by Dexter's side. Ben had his head resting on Dexter's lap, using his jacket as a makeshift blanket.

Bubbles figured that Ben had gotten there first so the cat was forced to sleep by Dexter's side. She looked closer and noticed the few red marks that poked out of Dexter's turtleneck, staining the pale skin.

The blonde girl giggled and hurried away. She definitely had a story to tell her sisters before bed.

4

Professor Utonium knew the details of many things. He, however, did not know the details of Dexter's relationship with a certain someone. Needless to say, he was surprised when he saw Ben with his arms wrapped around Dexter's waist, resting his head on the ginger's shoulder and looking over a report with him.

Utonium knew the two didn't notice his presence, so he simply let it stay that way. He would be given more time to piece it all together. After his daughters told him their findings, he just assumed they were being dramatic, but there was a small voice in the back of his head screaming at him that the two were together. Especially after Bubbles' story.

Now he knew. They were definitely dating.

Honestly, Utonium thought, good for them. He was happy Dexter finally found someone to settle down with.

1

Dexter was slightly shaking. He was so nervous. His adopted father and sisters (including DeeDee) were sitting in front of him. He sat next to Ben, holding the brunet's hand tightly. He was the one who asked them all to talk, so he shouldn't be the one scared, but this was something big. At least it seemed big.

Ben just gently rubbed his thumb over the top of Dexter's hand, knowing words were not what was needed right now.

"Um...so...me and Ben...we're dating," Dexter forced out.

Silence.

"We knew," Blossom finally said.

"Huh?!" Dexter and Ben in unison.

"Yeah, you two weren't exactly the most secretive," Buttercup added, shrugging.

Bubbles and DeeDee just nodded, both of them trying to hold in their laughter.

Dexter buried his face in his hands. He was so embarrassed.

[persephoneflouwers]

Angels fly, BUT ALL THE LINES ARE PSYCHOLOGICAL/PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACHES

If every star is an eye in the sky, You'll see angels fly

This curious post was born because the first time I listened to this song I remembered the anecdote a certain Plato tells in his books: Tales the philosopher used to fall on the ground because he spent so much time looking at the sky and studying it instead of watching where he was going. This was the beginning of the proverbial “having the head in the clouds” and worked to stereotype philosophers as the distracted clumsy always in their own world kinda people. It was only later at night that this super-weird post was written. I had fun ngl!

Nothing really matters, nothing really hurts

Moderate existential Nihilism, according to which life is without intrinsic value, meaning, or purpose. Kinda surprising coming from Louis (!!!) but that should say a lot about the album from the title straight to the last note of the last song. Ah! Louis, Louis.

We can't talk about it, It'll only make it worse. There's a time for saying who did what, Where it went wrong

Critique of practical reason: now you can believe it or not but the closure to this book is literally “two things fill my mind with ever increasing wonder and awe: the starry heaven above me and the moral law within me.” And only that is a reason to gasp! The mention of sky and stars AND what’s right and wrong in the same sentence? Wild! Anyway it’s a lot, but it’s quite fun to find these references. I guess Kant would be at least intrigued by the line “there’s time for saying where it we t wrong”… both the concept of time (read below) and the inevitability of making mistakes in humans agenda make this verse a splendid gem in my eyes.

I wanna hear all that, but right now All I need you to know is You'll be okay, we can talk tomorrow + One single word, it could wait till the morning

Apology of emotional procrastination: this is what I just made up because I own procrastination as a lifestyle. In a way, he’s trying to prioritise the moments and even though talking is actually a good way to learn and grow, it is also something he can postpone.

I'm on my way with some time to borrow + I'll knock on your door, it'll save me from calling

Authenticity of time: I could genuinely write en entire essay on the concept of Time in Louis’ songwriting and in Philosophy. They all wondered what time is, how we perceive it, what we can do with it. I could give you just a few names (Aristoteles, Eistein, Hegel, Nietzsche), but my favourite one will be Bergson. He talked about the interior time, non-dividable and non-ripeatable, stocked in our conscience, in which the various moments interpenetrate each other without interruption.

Look at the horizon, Just to make you feel small?

Subversion of metaphysical solipsism: big words, strong words even. But he’s basically saying the world is bigger than me (lol) and you’re not in this alone. You don’t exist on your own. It’s cool, but also sort of an impasse bc yeah world has bigger problems, but that doesn’t mean you can’t struggle for your own shit yk?

Put the pain in my heart till now, You don't need anymore

A simple Epicurean philosophy 🎶: aponia!! and ataraxia!! We going deep lol You don’t need the pain duh put it away now. He’s so cute tho to store the pain in his heart and make it easier for the other person, but it’s an interesting take as obvious as it sounds. You can’t the pain along with you if you want to heal. Easier to say than to be done.

[greencruz]

✨, 🍕, 🎯, 🥊 , 🍎 e 🧠 para o albert!

ASK GAME FOR SOMEONE'S OC : ACCEPTING !

how did you come up with the OC’s name?

eu lembro certinho do dia que eu cheguei na minha amiga e falei sobre o albert pela primeira vez. eu queria um personagem mais puxado pro lado das exatas, então, quando eu decidi que ele tinha sido adotado por cientistas alemães, logo eu pensei: seria engraçado se o nome dele fosse albert, né? justamente porque albert eistein é alemão e um físico. bobeira minha mesmo, mas eu gostei de como soou albert + moon e acabou ficando, e aí surgiu também o hc de que ele acha isso uma besteira e fica irritado quando falam "nossa haha você é um albert que gosta de física?" porque ele cansou de ouvir isso dos pais dele.

what is their favorite food?

comidas apimentadas! não importa qual seja, precisa ter pelo menos uma pimentinha de cheiro, senão pra ele nem tem gosto a comida. tanto que ele é bem chato com doces, o paladar dele rejeita coisas com um sabor mais "fraco" então do mesmo modo que ele gosta de alimentos apimentados, ele prefere doces mais fortes, no sentido de amargos ou ácidos.

what do they do best?

códigos e contas. ele tem muita facilidade tanto com matemática quanto com física, mas eu diria que o que ele faz de melhor mesmo é desenvolvimento de tecnologia por isso que ele é estagiário no programa de soulmates.

what do they love to do? what do they hate to do?

encher o saco. brincadeiras à parte, ele gosta muito de animais, então passa bastante tempo com os bichinhos de animação dele, que são três cachorros enormes, uma das atividades que ele mais gosta é de levar todos eles pra passear, e inclusive considera um exercício pra ele mesmo considerando que os três são trabalhosos. ele detesta, bom, fazer coisas por obrigação. ser educado por obrigação, ser cordial por obrigação, etc. sempre faz as coisas com um humor péssimo nesses casos.

what is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

quando ele era mais novo, era melhor. mas é porque naquela época ele costumava acatar e tentar agradar os dois muito mais do que ele faz atualmente. vinha muito de um senso de gratidão pela adoção mais do que por amor. quando ele cresceu, eles não gostaram tanto assim da versão do albert que se opunha a eles, e albert também não gostou muito de como não podia pensar por si próprio sem que isso se tornasse algo grandioso dentro de casa, então as coisas ficaram meio estranhas. o relacionamento é esquisito, mas eles se amam, então albert resolveu morar longe, numa tentativa de evitar brigar. ele ama brigas, não leve ele a mal, mas não com os pais dele, porque aí, ele realmente se importa.

what do you like most about the OC?

a personalidade. o albert é o tipo de pessoa que causa reações pelo jeito dele. ele não é exatamente grosso de graça, mas ele nunca é gentil também, e ele tem um nível de foda-se tão grande, que muitas vezes, acaba levando a situações e relacionamentos absurdos com as outras pessoas. então jogar com ele me diverte porque tudo sempre é uma possibilidade com esse personagem, que é realmente movido à base do ódio (e do flerte).

[gutsfrenchgirl]

Stanford pines

┊ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎 ⠀ཾ༵࿇ ˼ — Headcanons de Ford en una relación, reencuentro, historia entre ustedes + parte dos del one shot (parte 1 aquí)

┊ 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 ⠀ཾ༵࿇ ˼ — Stanford x female!reader.

┊ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⠀ཾ༵࿇ ˼ — Spoilers del final de la serie.

📖 Stanford creció con poco cariño en su familia, haciendo complicado que le cueste demostrar el cariño. Pero, de niños intentaba pasar tiempo contigo.

📖 La inteligencia de este hombre a su corta edad te impresionaba, era una locura. Cuando era grande estabas segura que podría ser el nuevo Eistein si quería.

📖 De los dos gemelos, era con el que menos hablabas, ya que Ford es de actos, no tanto de palabras. Intentaba mostrarte sus creaciones, cosas que invento, o algo nuevo que descubrió de la ciudad.

📖 Nunca podías ir a su casa, ya que su padre siempre fue un hombre de cabeza cerrada, no entendía la gracia de los amigos yendo a casa para pasar el rato, ¿Para qué? Si solo estarán molestando con que necesitan atención.

📖 Como los sueños de Stanford se desmoronaron por no poder ir a la universidad que tuvo oportunidad, los dos continuaron su camino de manera distante.

📖 Luego que se haya mudado a Oregón para hacer sus propias investigaciones, se imaginaba que estabas a su lado para no perder la motivación de lo que hacía. Estaba cada vez más cerca de sus objetivos.

📖 En cambio, su hermano gemelo se encargó de siempre ocultar la verdad del pueblo a ti luego de su reencuentro en al cabaña, aunque eres muy interesada en todo lo que es misterio.

📖 Aunque, el miedo de que Billy invadiera tu mente lo aterrorizaba en la dimensión donde se había quedado tantos años encerrado, pero su recuerdo en su mente de metal de ti nunca murió.

📖 Stanley se negaba a que te relacionarás en lo que se ocultaba detrás de la máquina expendedora, aunque luego de tanto tiempo de tu insistencia, por fin te enteraste de que se trataba el secreto más a profundidad.

📖 El reencuentro de ustedes dos luego de que se abriera el portal, fue muy emotivo. Por fin encontró a su hogar luego de tantos años.

📖 La pelea contra Billy te voló la cabeza, ¿Cómo podía ser que cargará con tanto poder en sus manos por tres libros escrito por un genio?..

📖 Billy te buscaba, pero no por tus conocimientos, sino por tu padre. Que murió con la mente de mental, nunca habías conocido a tu padre ya que tu madre corrió contigo de Oregón antes de que eso pasará.

📖 Al ser cercana a Stanley, tuviste que acompañar a la recuperación de los recuerdos de su gemelo, algo que les dolió profundamente a los dos.

📖 Luego del cumpleaños de sus sobrinos, se tomó un descanso, aunque no te olvides de que Stanford pasará sus vacaciones con su hermano gemelo, mientras que tú, con familia. Vamos, sabes perfectamente que disfruta pasar tiempo con su familia, no tus cuñados, pero..

📖 Siento que es una persona la cuál pasaría tiempo leyendo con un té caliente en las noches de invierno, con una sabana cubriéndolos mientras lo abrazas mientras lee.

📖 Intentaría hacerte el desayuno (o sea un café), intentando que le quedé bien para que no tengas que tomar algo que no le quedo bien.

📖 Al ser mantenidos por el estado y no trabajar, son de salir seguidos en viajes por alrededor del mundo, explorando cada punta de éste. Aunque se te haya hecho comunicarte en algunos países por el tema de hablar inglés, te gustó aprender coreano y japonés.

📖 Stanford le cuesta expresar sus emociones, pero intenta hacerlo de alguna manera u otra. Y esa manera es comprándote los libros que te gustan.

📖 Él al usar mucho aumento (Nadie me puede sacar esta idea de mi mente) no te los prestaría para usarlos, aunque si usas tanto aumento como él, lo pensaría.

📖 Le encanta tu cariño, es una de las cosas que ama de tí.

📖 Sería más cariñoso a la mañana, y antes de dormir, necesita tenerte cerca de él, para estar seguro que nada te pasaría.

📖 Estoy más que segura que si hubieran tenido algún hijo contigo, (si no le hubiera pasado lo que le paso con billy 😭) se hubiera mudado a tu lado algún lugar dónde le gustaría a los dos.

📖 Incluso aunque pasen los años, la huella que dejó Billy en su cabeza, no la puede borrar nadie. Lo llevaste a un psicólogo, para tratar que esa secuela no le afecte demasiado en su vida.

📖 Stanford es muy desconfiado los primeros meses cuando se mudaron juntos, no que lo lastimes, si no que Billy vuelva a atacarte a ti, su hogar. Los pensamientos de que pueda volver a dónde está, lo asusta.

📖 Tiene el sueño liviano, siempre esta alerta en caso de que algo pase mientras duermes o si necesitas despertarlo.

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- ¿Cómo supiste que no era Stanford? – Preguntó directamente el gemelo, mientras reías. Habían estado hablando unas horas antes de la cena de manera secreta, era un día que él no trabajaba.

-Ni siquiera un hola, Stan. Que maleducado. – Reíste, para continuar. – Vamos, ¿Piensas que no conozco los trucos que usas? Aparte, escuche tu voz toda la vida. Solo por ser igual a tu hermano no me hace menos tonta. –

-Aunque, ¿Cómo sabes que Stanford no está aquí? – Murmuró.

-Mi padre investigó este pueblo también de chico, así que, sé cosas, Stanley. La entrada de multiversos quedó en el laboratorio del árbol, el cual averiguaron tus sobrinos con otros chicos. Recuerdo que mi padre me contó que descubrió cosas en Oregón, y que vaya a ver como estabas tú y Ford. –

Dijiste, mientras te apoyabas contra la pared del subsuelo.

-Pero, si tu padre no pudo saber que Ford se fue a Oregón, solo me dijo a mí. –

-Tengo oídos por todos lados, Stanley. No me hagas menos por ser una mujer mayor como tú. – Lo miraste, mientras mirabas la cabina donde guardaba los diarios. – Recuerdo haber escuchado que Ford escribió diarios acerca de aquí… No sé si tengas algunos. –

Abrió la cabina donde guardaba los diarios, mostrando uno faltante.

-Me falta uno, y ya puedo abrir esta maldita entrada de vuelta. – La ira en su voz era notable, no te hacía falta ser inteligente para darse cuenta.

-Lo encontraremos juntos, Stanley. Como siempre lo hemos hecho. Extraño a Ford también. –

Recuerdos pasaron por tu mente, para después suspirar. Apoyaste una mano en su hombro, para darle una palmada.

-Te ayudaré. – Le sonreíste, para después pedir que te explique como funcionaba la entrada, y tratar de hacerla funcionar, pero era imposible. – Ahora entiendo porque pasabas día y noche tratando de salvarlo. –

-Ahora ves, tonta. – Una sonrisa burlona se formó en tu rostro, mientras te acercabas para devolverle la burla.

Con los meses pasados, la confianza entre tu y Stanley crecía de vuelta, no lo habías visto por muchos años por como sus padres lo echaron de su casa, creciendo en un ambiente de mentiras, pasar de ciudad y ciudad estafando a gente con productos que no servían… Como siempre fue Stanley.

Aunque no podías negar que las aventuras que pasabas con sus sobrinos eran divertidas, algunas hasta te daban adrenalina. Pero, pasaban cada noche tratando de recuperar a tu amado de las manos de aquel villano, tu mente quería rendirse por todo lo que pasabas, pero tu corazón no quería rendirse.

Y después que los sobrinos de Stanley se envolvieran en el lío, prendiendo la entrada de vuelta, de alguna manera lo lograron.

-¿S-stanford?... –

Lagrimas brotaron de tus ojos, mientras veías a Stanford sacándose la capucha, mientras su mirada se enfocó en ti. Corriste a abrazarlo, mientras lágrimas salían de tus ojos.

-Hola, __. – Susurró en tu oído, mientras envolvía sus brazos en tu cintura y te miraba con ojos de enamorado. – No llores, aquí estoy. – Te soltaste de su agarre, mientras veías a sus sobrinos.

La cara de Mabel, no entendiendo lo que pasaba, Dipper, sorprendido, mientras que Soos miraba la escena sin entender nada.

-Okey, ¡¿Qué está pasando aquí?! – Exclamó la chica de brackets, mientras veía todo esto pasar en tan poco tiempo.

Después de una larga charla, la cara de decepción de Mabel y Dipper, Soos no entendiendo mucho lo que pasaba.

-Eso explica muchas cosas… -

Susurró el chico de la gorra, mientras veía a los dos gemelos.

-Pensé que tenías sentimientos por Stanley todo este tiempo, __. – Admitió Dipper, para escucharte reír de manera leve.

-No, tengo sentimientos por Stanford, niño. Buena teoría igualmente. – Hablaste sin miedo, mientras Stanford se acercaba a los lentes que dejaba ver afuera de la casa.

-Esta el FBI afuera, hay que hacer algo, rápido. – Miró a tu dirección donde estaban todos ustedes, mientras Dipper se acercaba con el arma borra memoria en mano dejándosela para conectar.

-Esto puede ayudarnos, tío. –

Tomó el arma para conectarla, y dar una orden.

-Buena idea, Dipper. – Dijo con una sonrisa, para continuar. - Tomó el arma para conectarla, y dar una orden. – Tápense los oídos, ahora! –

Por un momento todo fue borroso, para que después salgan de la maquina como si nada hubiera pasado. Salías de aquel lugar agarrada de la mano de Stanford, sentías miedo de que algo le pasaría.

Luego de un poco de charla con el FBI y haberle dado de comer a la cabra, se fueron. Dipper quería preguntarle muchas cosas a su tío, aunque no podía ahora. Estabas ya en tu habitación, esperando a que Stanford vuelva a tus brazos para dormir al lado del otro.

-Si quieres puedes dormir en mi habitación, Ford. – Le ofreció su gemelo, para ver como negaba su cabeza.

- ¿Dónde duerme __? Quiero darle una sorpresa. –

Pasos se escucharon cerca de tu habitación, para ver como se abría para revelar a Stanford. Corriste a sus brazos, para abrazarlo de manera suave.

-Hola, mi amor. –

Stanford sonrió, para dejar un beso en tu frente.

-Hola, __. Te extrañe. – Susurró a centímetros de tus labios, para unir sus labios en un beso cálido. Luego de separarse, se acostaron en los brazos del otro, luego de tanto tiempo sin verse, haber estado tan lejos del otro.

-Sabes, yo tengo mente de mental también. – Murmuraste mientras Stanford te mantenía cerca de él, como si su vida dependiera de eso.

-Estamos conectados, cielo. –

La charla entre ustedes esa noche duro mucho, aunque fue más que nada Stanford contando como sacó inspiración de los diseños del laboratorio de tu padre, mientras te acariciaba. Era interesante escucharlo hablar, te sentías segura en sus brazos, envuelta en cuerpo.

Más aventuras pasaron desde que Stanford volvió a Gravity falls, y eso envolvió también a Bill. El monstruo que estaba en busca del cabeza metal y el estafador, y de ti también. A quien llama “Niña cerebrito” por tener la inteligencia de tu padre, que fundó el laboratorio más codiciado por el triángulo.  

Y el sufrimiento que le produció a Stanford al ver como fuiste transformada en una parte del asiento de Billy, le enojó. Sabía que el pronto también sería parte, pero verte haber formado parte antes… Ouch. Su corazón gritó por él.

Poco después de derrotar al triangulo, sentiste como te cargaban del suelo. Abriste los ojos y viste a tu amado, Stanford. Parecía preocupado, se sintió muy mal por no poder protegerte.

-Stanford… ¿Qué paso? – Lagrimas caían de los ojos de Stanford, mientras te miraba.

-Muchas cosas. Demasiadas. – Miraste a donde estaba caminando Stanford, para ver que iban a la cabaña del misterio. No tenía la misma apariencia que antes, estaba destruida…

- ¿Y Stanley? – Preguntaste en voz baja.

-Perdió la memoria. – Tu mano se dirigió a su rostro, para acariciarlo de manera lenta. – Ahora vamos a intentar que la recupere.

-Te aseguro que lo hará. ¿Y Billy? – Dejó un beso en tus labios, mientras lagrimas suyas caían en tu rostro.

-Ya lo derrotamos. Pensé que te había perdido… - Susurró, mientras rodeabas tus brazos alrededor de su cuello.

-Nunca me perderás, mi vida. – Tus labios murmuraron, mientras estabas acurrucada en su pecho, no tenías fuerzas, eras literalmente decoración para Billy en su asiento de oro, o, mejor dicho, personas fundidas en dicho material.

Después de la tormenta viene la calma, y era verdad. El pueblo se había liberado del misterio, y el cumpleaños de los pequeños adolescentes se acercaba. Tenías algo preparado para ellos, y esperabas que les guste tu regalo.

Soplaron las velas, mientras todo el pueblo miraba como los dos adolescentes recibían sus regalos. Te encontrabas al lado de los gemelos, mientras que hablaban los tres de que iban a hacer luego de que los chicos se vayan.

Te acercaste a los chicos con una sonrisa, y un regalo en mano.

-Feliz cumpleaños, pequeños. – Los dos te abrazaron mientras los abrazabas de vuelta, y Stanford miraba como bobo enamorado.

-Te recomiendo que te acerques a tu chica si quieres un poco de cariño de ella. – Stanford le sonrió a su gemelo, mientras te tomaba de la mano y te alejaba de los chicos para hablar contigo.

-Mira, __, sabes que me encantaría vivir contigo en otro lugar, pero quería ver si te importa que pase las vacaciones con mi hermano, es lo menos que puedo hacer con él. –

-Claro que no, mi vida. Siempre y cuando pasemos juntos la mayor parte del tiempo contigo haciendo nuestras propias aventuras, no veo un problema grave. –

-Gracias, mi amor. – Murmuró para dejar un beso en tu frente. Volvieron a donde estaban antes, para ver como Stanley anunciaba a Soos como el nuevo dueño de la cabaña del misterio, Stanford se iría a vivir contigo y demás. Aunque, la despedida de los gemelos te dolió, como a todos.

No está de más decir que con la buena cantidad que habías ganado trabajando podían viajar donde querían. Aparte de que Stanford se la pasaría mimándote con regalos que él compra para no sentirte mal.

Si quieren apoyarme de alguna manera, resposteando, siguiéndome o dejando me gusta ayudan, ¡gracias!

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

I WON THE EISTEINS PUZZLE!!!

[sydneygallegos]

Nous sommes prêt pour Noël! 🌲

Le week-end dernier, Londyn et moi avons décoré notre sapin de Noël. Londyn a aidé beaucoup! Même si ma couleur preférée est noir, j’adore le rose dans notre appartement!

Le semestre est à la fin, mais c’était super! J’ai aimé écrire dans mon tumblr chaque semaine, et j’espère écrire plus le prochain semestre pour le course français de monsieur dola! ✍🏼

Des citations de Albert Eistein que je trouve très interessants (en anglais):

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”

[awesamcozy]

Didn't Dream literally give that statistics guy bad and biased data by accident because he doesn't understand math at all lmao

i have no idea but if he did that makes it even more of a cartoonish L oh my god little eisteins ass episode