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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
#a platypus?#PERRY THE PLATYPUS?#this is so stupid im sorry#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#worlds greatest detective#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: phineas and ferb
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*Brucie Wayne on a tangent during an interview*: .... without dick there's very little to live for yk.
Interviewer: ....you mean your son?
Bruce : ........sure
#bruce wayne#batman#worlds finest#clark kent#superbat#superbat fanfiction#superman#superbat fic#bruce x clark#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#batfam headcanons#batfam shenanigans#batfam oc#dick grayson
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#poetry#poetic#spilled thoughts#quotes#love quotes#poem#thoughts#literature#lovers#love poem#world ending#depressing quotes#sad thoughts#sad poem#im upset#dissapointment#spilled ink#spilled poetry#words
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Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—
Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.
Bruce: …
Bruce: …then why are you here?
Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!
Bruce: the fuck
#you know that conversation back at the Batcave is gonna be awkward as hell#Bruce: Tim why does Ra’s al Guhl think you should be the heir to the league of assassins?#Tim: fuck if I know that wackos been trying to recruit me for years#Bruce: YEARS??#Tim: yeah it was something about me being the world’s greatest detective#Bruce: hold on a damn minute#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake and bruce wayne#Tim Drake and Ra’s al Guhl#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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Viago: Teia and I are having a baby.
Rook: That's gre-
Viago, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here
#incorrect quotes#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#da4#datv#viago de riva#teia cantori#teia and viago basically raised my rook#teia x viago#crow rook#rook de riva#don’t get it twisted though teia is forcing this interaction to occur#teia and viago looking at the most fucked up scraggly looking kid in the world: that one. we’re taking that one.
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Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*
#if it startled you that something so irreverant and lowbrow would come up in a high fantasy serious world#...then maybe ask yourself if this is really a serious high fantasy world#also i do think its just elitist that everyone complains about the tumblr references and not the word for word bible quotes#like maybe the author was trying to make a point about why you accept that catholicism is a cultural constant but not memes?#maybe take a step back and ask yourself what kind of cultural artifacts you think are important enough to be worth mentioning#tlt#htn#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#tlt spoilers
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Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left.
We can try.
#the good place#tgp#tgpedit#thegoodplaceedit#nessa007#useraurore#sitcomedit#tvedit#*#myedit#the good place spoilers#I FINALLY FINISHED ITTTT#the gifs look so bad on my laptop idk why WAAAH I HOPE IT'S JUST MY LAPTOP AND NOT THE ACTUAL QUALITY.#bye i should've emphasized the ''try''/''trying'' parts in the quotes#OMG ANYAWY!!! I LOVE THIS SHOWWWW IT MEANS THE WORLD TO MEEEEEE AND THIS WHOLE#TRYING THING WAAAH#bye omg michael and eleanor are the only ones in this set. I WENT THROUGH THE TRANSCRIPTS FOR EACH EPISODE AND TYPED ''TRY'' AND THEYRE-#ALWAYS THE ONES WITH THESE QUOTES/MOMENTS T.T#A LITERAL DEMON AND A TRASH BAG FROM ARIZONA <3
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Damian, under the table, whispering: Grayson!
Dick: *looks under the table*
Dick: Damian? I thought you ran away forever.
Damian: I got hungry.
#source: the amazing world of gumball#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
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Michael Parenti on the extraction of wealth from the so-called Third World by Western Capitalism. [video]
#anti-imperialism#anti-capitalism#michael parenti#quotes#capitalism#imperialism#communism#global south#third world#exploitation#1988#video#anti-colonialism#socialism
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Dick: Jason fell down the stairs!
Bruce: Is he okay?! What did he say?
Dick: Should I skip the swear words?
Bruce: Of course!
Dick: Well, then he just sort of fell silently...
#incorrect dcu#dc incorrect quotes#dc memes#batman memes#gotham memes#dcedit#bat family#batfam#batkids#batfamily#the waynes#disaster bats#batbros#dc wayne family adventures#wayne family adventures#batboys#waynes#wayne's world 2#wayne family#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red ronin#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#red hood
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Leave the World Behind (2023)
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Scaredate: 202310.4 ▫ They who reads this shall heed it's meaning. 🙏 #wise #quote #quotes #post #wednesday #wisequote #wisequotes #wisepost #wisewednesday #quotepost #quotespost #wednesdaypost #wisequoteswednesday #wisequoteswednesday #quoteoftheday #quotesoftheday #quoteoftheweek #quotesoftheweek #quoteoftheworld #quotesoftheworld #tumblrwise #tumblrquote #tumblrquotes #tumblrpost
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Else Fitzgerald, from "Everything Feels Like the End of The World," publ. in 2022
#lit#else fitzgerald#prose#quotes#words#everything feels like the end of the world#writings#dark academia#p
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I know I'm a week late but I do think people are misunderstanding the point of the Anthony Bourdain quote about Kissinger
The point was never "Anthony Bourdain has good politics and is an unproblematic fave," the point is that even someone with mainstream liberalish politics who goes to Cambodia for a food tour - a, let's be honest, very bougie type of trip to be part of your job - and has a basic understanding of history and a bare minimum of human decency can come away from that bougie food tour wanting to murder Henry Kissinger with their bare hands. The point is that Henry Kissinger fucked up this country so bad the only reason he wasn't lynched decades ago is because it's on the opposite side of the world and the people who were in proximity to him never really saw what it was. The point is that if we could see firsthand what our First World politics do to the Third World we would understand that monsters walk among us and it's a cultural failing that we let them die at home at 100 years old surrounded by their friends and family.
#henry kissinger#the unifying theory of fuck that guy#i use first and third world intentionally here because that is the exact political structure in play#first world didn't mean rich or privileged or important#it meant the us and its allies#the second world was the ussr#and the third world was the countries we were fighting over in the quote-unquote cold war
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instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.
“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“
Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.
The media: well they seem like very good friends
#Izuku thinks that’s the funniest shit in the world mainly because it annoys his boyfriend a LOT#Bakugou: fuck a boyfriend I TOLD you we’re married#Izuku: propose to me then!!!#bakugou: and get on my knees? I’m gay. not a bottom.#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#bnha#text posts#incorrect quotes
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The doctor (future): sorry pal. You’ve got a year of character development/forced self reflection/more abandonment trauma to go through.
The doctor (past): you really are a bastard you know that?
The doctor (future): yes I do, but you don’t yet! Have fun learning the hard way. mmmkay byeeeeeee ^^
#doctor who#dr who#dw#doctor who christmas special#joy to the world#dw spoilers#the doctor#fifteenth doctor#ncuti gatwa#incorrect doctor who quotes
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