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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
#a platypus?#PERRY THE PLATYPUS?#this is so stupid im sorry#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#worlds greatest detective#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: phineas and ferb
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*Brucie Wayne on a tangent during an interview*: .... without dick there's very little to live for yk.
Interviewer: ....you mean your son?
Bruce : ........sure
#bruce wayne#batman#worlds finest#clark kent#superbat#superbat fanfiction#superman#superbat fic#bruce x clark#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#batfam headcanons#batfam shenanigans#batfam oc#dick grayson
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Viago: Teia and I are having a baby.
Rook: That's gre-
Viago, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here
#incorrect quotes#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#da4#datv#viago de riva#teia cantori#teia and viago basically raised my rook#teia x viago#crow rook#rook de riva#don’t get it twisted though teia is forcing this interaction to occur#teia and viago looking at the most fucked up scraggly looking kid in the world: that one. we’re taking that one.
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Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*
#if it startled you that something so irreverant and lowbrow would come up in a high fantasy serious world#...then maybe ask yourself if this is really a serious high fantasy world#also i do think its just elitist that everyone complains about the tumblr references and not the word for word bible quotes#like maybe the author was trying to make a point about why you accept that catholicism is a cultural constant but not memes?#maybe take a step back and ask yourself what kind of cultural artifacts you think are important enough to be worth mentioning#tlt#htn#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#tlt spoilers
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Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left.
We can try.
#the good place#tgp#tgpedit#thegoodplaceedit#nessa007#useraurore#sitcomedit#tvedit#*#myedit#the good place spoilers#I FINALLY FINISHED ITTTT#the gifs look so bad on my laptop idk why WAAAH I HOPE IT'S JUST MY LAPTOP AND NOT THE ACTUAL QUALITY.#bye i should've emphasized the ''try''/''trying'' parts in the quotes#OMG ANYAWY!!! I LOVE THIS SHOWWWW IT MEANS THE WORLD TO MEEEEEE AND THIS WHOLE#TRYING THING WAAAH#bye omg michael and eleanor are the only ones in this set. I WENT THROUGH THE TRANSCRIPTS FOR EACH EPISODE AND TYPED ''TRY'' AND THEYRE-#ALWAYS THE ONES WITH THESE QUOTES/MOMENTS T.T#A LITERAL DEMON AND A TRASH BAG FROM ARIZONA <3
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Michael Parenti on the extraction of wealth from the so-called Third World by Western Capitalism. [video]
#anti-imperialism#anti-capitalism#michael parenti#quotes#capitalism#imperialism#communism#global south#third world#exploitation#1988#video#anti-colonialism#socialism
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Dick: Jason fell down the stairs!
Bruce: Is he okay?! What did he say?
Dick: Should I skip the swear words?
Bruce: Of course!
Dick: Well, then he just sort of fell silently...
#incorrect dcu#dc incorrect quotes#dc memes#batman memes#gotham memes#dcedit#bat family#batfam#batkids#batfamily#the waynes#disaster bats#batbros#dc wayne family adventures#wayne family adventures#batboys#waynes#wayne's world 2#wayne family#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red ronin#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#red hood
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Leave the World Behind (2023)
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Scaredate: 202310.4 ▫ They who reads this shall heed it's meaning. 🙏 #wise #quote #quotes #post #wednesday #wisequote #wisequotes #wisepost #wisewednesday #quotepost #quotespost #wednesdaypost #wisequoteswednesday #wisequoteswednesday #quoteoftheday #quotesoftheday #quoteoftheweek #quotesoftheweek #quoteoftheworld #quotesoftheworld #tumblrwise #tumblrquote #tumblrquotes #tumblrpost
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Else Fitzgerald, from "Everything Feels Like the End of The World," publ. in 2022
#lit#else fitzgerald#prose#quotes#words#everything feels like the end of the world#writings#dark academia#p
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I know I'm a week late but I do think people are misunderstanding the point of the Anthony Bourdain quote about Kissinger
The point was never "Anthony Bourdain has good politics and is an unproblematic fave," the point is that even someone with mainstream liberalish politics who goes to Cambodia for a food tour - a, let's be honest, very bougie type of trip to be part of your job - and has a basic understanding of history and a bare minimum of human decency can come away from that bougie food tour wanting to murder Henry Kissinger with their bare hands. The point is that Henry Kissinger fucked up this country so bad the only reason he wasn't lynched decades ago is because it's on the opposite side of the world and the people who were in proximity to him never really saw what it was. The point is that if we could see firsthand what our First World politics do to the Third World we would understand that monsters walk among us and it's a cultural failing that we let them die at home at 100 years old surrounded by their friends and family.
#henry kissinger#the unifying theory of fuck that guy#i use first and third world intentionally here because that is the exact political structure in play#first world didn't mean rich or privileged or important#it meant the us and its allies#the second world was the ussr#and the third world was the countries we were fighting over in the quote-unquote cold war
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instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.
“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“
Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.
The media: well they seem like very good friends
#Izuku thinks that’s the funniest shit in the world mainly because it annoys his boyfriend a LOT#Bakugou: fuck a boyfriend I TOLD you we’re married#Izuku: propose to me then!!!#bakugou: and get on my knees? I’m gay. not a bottom.#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#bnha#text posts#incorrect quotes
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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#dark academia#dark aesthetic#halloween#dark and moody#dark romance#dark music#dark#dark core gothique#darkness#dark fantasy#the dark knight#dark art#dark humor#dark nature#vampire#world tour#beautiful words#wise words#beautiful quote#horror lover#goth aesthetic#gothic#vampire pictures#artists on tumblr
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Now you've seen it, how will you forget it? ♡
#words#quotes#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#dank memes#art#draw#drawing#animal#animals#cat#cats#kittens#texts#world#travel#travelling#explore#dailycatsblog
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Clark: [stares at Ace] Is that what I think it is?
Bruce: Oh, that’s Chewperman, Ace’s favorite chew toy.
Clark: You let Ace chew on a mini me?
Bruce: That’s what it’s made for. If it makes you feel bad, I’ll make one for Krypto too. He’ll love it, right boy?
Ace: Woof.
The following week at the Fortress of Solitude…
Bruce: Why is this toy kept behind a glass casing? It’s meant for Krypto. [takes it out of the casing and tosses it to Krypto] Here boy!
Krypto: [happily chomps on the Batman chew toy]
Clark: Noooo! Don’t! Krypto, let go of Batsqueak!
Bruce: Batsqueak?
Clark: It just feels wrong, Bruce! I can’t bear to let any harm come to Batsqueak. He should be kept safe in his ice cave, not mauled by giant fangs.
Bruce: …
#the adventures of chewperman and batsqueak#world’s chewiest#dc headcanon#incorrect dc quotes#dc fanfic#drabble#text post#dc#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#ace the bathound#krypto the superdog#super pets
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