#EightLeggedHorse

[mjolnir-viking-jewelry]

Sleipnir (wood carving) Material: oak Height - 40 cm (15,74 inch) Width - 35 cm (13,77 inch)

[uruhas]

#uruhas #or should that be #ewruhas #haha i'm hilarious

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[toontoosh]

eightleggedhorse replied to your post: charlotte what if we rp to that pic i rebeagled...

We can if you want to, bro, someday.

8)))))

[mjolnir-viking-jewelry]

Sleipnir pendant ★Material: High Quality Solid 960 Sterling Silver★

◉ Medium Sleipnir Pendant: Weight: approx. 25 grams (0,88 oz) Height: 45 mm (1,77 inches) Width: 40 mm (1,57 inches) One-sided viking pendant

◉ Heavy Sleipnir Pendant: Weight: 43 grams (1,5 oz) Height: 45mm (1,77 inches) Width: 40 mm (1,57 inches) One-sided viking pendant

[uruhas]

your picture didn't come out very well :(

I LOVE IT THOUGH SO I DON’T CARE

[uruhas]

i got your picture, smelly. thank much

welcome

[toontoosh]

eightleggedhorse replied to your post: plEASE RECCOMEND ME SOME FICS I’M BEGGING YOU

I would but I only know Hetalia ones and you seem to be in a Homestuck mood :S Have you tried TVTropes Fic Recs page yet?

omg I

should

I completely forgot that's an option

[toontoosh]

eightleggedhorse replied to your post: the first time I saw Homestuck it was on my...

Well, you had more of an idea than I do now :S

READ IT

REAAAAAAAD IT

[uruhas]

Let me give you a thing

chAERLOTTE, OMFG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[toontoosh]

eightleggedhorse replied to your post: AND PEOPLE TOOK PICTURES WITH ME AND HUGGED ME AND...

do /you/ have pictures?

of other people

not of me with other people tho

I was shy k

[uruhas]

eightleggedhorse replied to your photo: Just a little message from me

Do you love me too*

no, get out

[toontoosh]

eightleggedhorse submitted:

Something nice for you on Valentines Day :3

omfg ILY

[uruhas]

Misha Collins, Christian Bale, Tom Hiddleston

Marry: Misha Collins

Best friend: Tom Hiddleston

and I'd prefer not to have Christian Bale in my life...

[toontoosh]

eightleggedhorse replied to your post: also, watched second episode of Criminal Minds...

How have you not watched Criminal Minds yet?

Not until now, no

[toontoosh]

 eightleggedhorse said: U k, bro?

not really omfg

terrible day is terrible

/falls over

[uruhas]

My sister wrote me a story about Uruha and oh my God, I swear she's on drugs. She has given it the title; 'Uruha and the GazettE Adventures in Sparkleland.' 

Read with caution:

One day, Princess Uruha was out for a walk, feeding pigeons with his loyal companion Ruki. Sometimes, people thought that Ruki was a dog but they were clearly wrong. They were also convinced that their princess was a duck and not really a bootiful woman. In reply to these accusations of being a duck, Princess Uruha miaowed that he was not a duck, he was a human being.

While they were feeding the pigeons, a duck approached Princess Uruha and said to him, “I am da real Ruki. The one you are with is an imposter!”

Princess Uruha gasped, “What a plot twist!”

The Ruki next to Uruha stopped feeding the pigeons and ripped off his disguise. He revealed himself to actually be Aoi of the Kingdom of Butts.

“I��m sorry,” said Aoi, “But I just thought that being like Ruki would mean that you would larve me because I am totes in larve with you.”

Princess Uruha gasped again, “Well, why is Ruki a duck?”

“Because that is his true form!” exclaimed Aoi.

Ruki-duck put his wings up to his beak and fainted in shock. This was a revelation to him and it shocked him.

Suddenly, the magician Reita appeared. He was wearing a bootiful wizard robe with stars all over it. He was accompanied by his loyal monkey, the magic Kai.

“Fear not!” he shouted at the top of his lungs, “I can reverse this!”

Princess Uruha sighed in relief. Aoi lol’d and wiggled his hips in joy. Ruki-duck was unconscious so he did nothing.

Magician Reita pulled his wand out of his bra and waved it over Ruki-duck. There was a poof and a cloud of magical sparkles and Kai started laughing hysterically which was unnerving since he was a monkey. He then put on his sheepskin coat and went to IKEA because Reita needed new furniture for his house in Tokyo.

After the poof faded, it was revealed that Ruki was back to normal except for the fact that he was dressed in a Big Bird costume. Princess Uruha nearly fainted but he was too manry for that. Aoi pulled out some glitter shoes from hammerspace and put them on Ruki’s feet.

“That’s more like it,” he said, admiring his handiwork.

He then sprinkled some sequins over Ruki’s face and that brought Ruki back from unconsciousness.

“Princess!” he exclaimed, “I fucking love you! Thanks for getting me back to normal!”

“It’s k, bro,” replied Princess Uruha.

There was an explosion of manry hugs all around and then they went back to the Glitter Castle and lived happily ever after for the rest of 5ever. The end (´・ω・`)

By Charlotte