#Ehehe it’s so cute

[phlurrii]

Hehe fluffy baby

SPEAKING OF DUPLICATING LIL SHITS!

It’s the them ;D and their fake twig arms!!!! Love the consistency of the joke, 11/10, time to cram this in my happy folder >;D

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[sillysiluriforme]

i can't think of a funny caption i have attached myself to this child like a cat foster mom

[sandwizard9]

He'd do numbers on here

[yuukirita]

Look what chapters out- number seven. We get some more happy busy Bee. And STEVE is BACK.

[chellychuu]

Thinking about Koge-Donbo’s art 💖

[keii]

no sense of personal space

[ursaribbon]

source @incorrectphineasandferbquotes

bonus:

[kyouka-supremacy]

ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA | Bungo Stray Dogs Anime Novel

[sleepinglionhearts]

The beach! The beach! There's lots of stuff to find at the beach! 🪨 🐚 🏖

[ikkosu]

hii!!! omg ahh i don’t do this often but … sending in an ask without anon heyyyy hegeheghe

SOOO hear me out on starscream with one of those jealousy prompts. literally ANY of them. oh y GOSH!!!!!!

hi Roddy!! 🫵😈yes yes I will cook for you. Keep you well fed.

—HOW utterly pathetic. He's currently locked away in your room, mass-displaced and stuffed in a closet of all places, while you're busy 'tending' the fleshies that you apparently call your family.

"Will you cut that foolish—"

Organics and their established hierarchies. Starscream rolled his eyes. Need they a purpose for those? He didn't fly all the way here just so you could stash him in this decrepit box and neglect him for the remaining hour.

In the middle of his musings, however, light blinds his optics and he hissed.

You pushed his cheek to the side, rummaging through the drawer roosted beside him. "Sorry, star. Can you move your wings? I gotta reach this—ah, right. Thanks."

You plucked out a small boxed, turning over the contents. " I've got my nephews downstairs, so they'll be hanging over for a bit."

Oh, how he would exterimate you if you were a lesser con.

He eyes you distastefully. "How much longer will I be held here? My wings are starting to cramp up."

"Ugh. Sparklings." He drawls and another biting insult lay fervent on his tongue. But he lets out a huff, instead. "Fine. Do whatever you like — but let's not forget you have a partner who needs all your attention before any of those fleshies do."

"I'll keep that in mind, commander." You leaned in and pecked the crook of his nose.

"Be quick about it." He growled. "I'll be waiting."

[aurorangen]

On the walk back, Suzume ran into Mrs Kobayashi who asked what was wrong. "It's nothing," she said at first but then began talking about feeling terrible after her blind dates. "Oh, I know someone perfect for you!" Mrs Kobayashi exclaimed, "Let me set you up!" Suzume did not expect that answer, but if it's someone she knows well then there was nothing for her to be nervous about 🤭

[youkaigakkou-tl]

New key visual!! 🎉🎉

Premiering on OCTOBER 8TH!! 🎉🎉

For 2 consecutive cours!! (24 eps)

🎉🎉

Full voice cast has also been revealed:

Abe Haruaki: Ryouta Oosaka

Sano Mikoto: Ryouta Suzuki

Maizuka Mamekichi: Reo Tanie

Hijita Koutarou: Taito Ban

Zashiki Beniko: Akari Kitou

Nyuudou Rensuke: Akira Takano

Utagawa Kuniko: Hana Ayasaka

Akisame Tamao: Yuki Sakakihara

Yanagida: Tomokazu Sugita

Mujina Yakumo: Takao Mitsutomi

Fuji Touya: Saku Hyuga

Renjou Yuri: Nanako Mori

Miki Rintarou: Shun Horie

Hatanaka Izuna: Ryouta Iwasaki

Principal: Jun Fukuyama

Takahashi Akira: Shouta Aoi

Yamazaki Makoto: Tomoaki Maeno

Marshmallow: Chitose Morinaga

Little man: Tetsuya Yanagihara

[sea-lanterns]

im imagining this with the shogun specifically but what if when she (or ei’s consciousness) gets horny, she starts repeating “error. unknown feelings. tingling. must release. [reader] help.” all in a stoic voice 😭

-💕

“(READER) HELP” IS SO FUNNY.

Poor Shogun 😭 she’s so cute when she’s so panicked, but she still manages to keep her blank face on while her internal body malfunctions from how horny they are…

The Shogun is so confused as to why her “sex organ” was now feeling funny, standing upright and leaking an unknown substance all because she found you extremely attractive. All she knows is that she needs to “empty herself out” and her programming is telling her to just use you. (You and Ei gave her permission after all)

Help the Shogun release what she needs, yeah? The poor puppet woman is struggling to stop herself from leaking all over her clothes 😅

[hallowshumour]

SILLY TIME‼️

🔥🥄🔤🥣

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Have you listened to Library Song by Tom Chapin? I grew up listening to it and I hear the chorus every time I go to a library 😁 it's a cute song for kids and it always makes me smile

Crossover of the CENTURY