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lilsnifferman · 9 months ago
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What can I say?
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This TikToker is awesome. She's so down to earth and despite being an attractive woman, she doesn't hide the fact she loves the smell of her own farts. Even rancid ones! 🤩
Well all I can say, she has a good taste! She knows what's good. 👌😉
Does anyone else love their own brand as well? 😇
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eggyboyoart · 6 months ago
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how 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 can i get on here guys? is this a safe space?
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englishflagcumrag · 2 years ago
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a sad boy and a slightly less sad woman (they are the same person a few years apart)
[id: three watercolour-style digital drawings of a teenage boy and two of the same boy as an adult woman. he is white and skinny, with thick black hair falling over his eyes. one drawing depicts him in a long-sleeved, oversized red and black striped shirt, holding a red bass guitar with an anarchist "a" symbol drawn on it. one depicts him in the same shirt, with his arms crossed, red-faced and grinding his teeth angrily. one depicts him from the shoulders up, hunched over and frowning slightly, wearing a grey shirt. as an adult, she has long, thick, slightly wavy hair, with her fringe still long, though not covering her eyes. in one drawing she's smiling slightly, wearing thick black eyeliner and lipstick, an against me! hoodie covered partly by her hair, and a red tartan skirt. in the other, she's sitting down in profile, hunched over with her hands between her knees, wearing blue jeans and a dark red t-shirt. end id]
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guywhowatches · 12 days ago
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An Office Interview (Part 1)
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You felt nervous heading into the building, unsure of what your new job even was. You still didn't even know if you wanted to work here as you weren't that familiar with business of any kind. You'd just seen that they were hiring on the website, and that it didn't require any kind of University degree or even background knowledge of the company. Although, you did find that a little strange. Nevertheless, you desperately needed the job and the money, whatever it was, as nowhere else had been willing to hire you.
As you entered the large main hall, you noticed a man leaning against the desk facing away from you. He was wearing a black fancy suit, matching your own that you wore to make the best impression you could. However, what really drew your attention was his large bubble butt, held up tightly by his suit pants. It was so big and thick that it looked as though it would rip his suit in two at any moment.
As you were fixated by this, the man turned around and saw you staring at him. He then smiled and walked over to you.
"Ahh, you must be the new recruit, correct? I'm Mr Richards." He stuck out his hand for you to shake. You didn't respond instantly, as you were too busy fixated on the rest of his looks. He was a few inches taller than you, with slick brown hair, a small stubbly beard and other features about him that left you almost dazed. However, you quickly recovered and shook his hand.
"Yes, sir, it's a pleasure to be here and I hope I'll be satisfactory to your needs." You felt so scared looking at him up close. He had quite the commanding and tough look about him.
"Hmm, well I'll be the judge of that. Follow me upstairs please." And he turned around, again pointing his large ass at you and walked off. You quickly trailed after him, trying to look anywhere else apart from his butt, which wasn't easy to do with how distracting it was. You even noticed it bouncing a little with each step he took.
The next few minutes dragged by with Mr Stevens showing you round a few different areas, like the canteen and a few offices. Once this was over, you began to climb a flight of stairs.
"And just up here, you'll see with have the- Oh, hold on." He stopped mid-sentence, before leaning against the handrail, almost squinting his eyes. You were a little confused as to what was happening before a loud noise filled the area.
PRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPTT
You jumped in shock, and looked at Mr Richards in alarm. Had he seriously just farted like that, in front of you, with no hesitation? How and why would he do that? You wanted to ask about this, but then the stink of his wind crept into your nostrils and it was pretty bad to say the least. There was an eggy tang to it that caused you to gag a little.
"Ahh, that's better. The cafeteria food's always messing with my stomach. Now then, shall we continue?" He stood back up formally, with a smile. What, how could he just carry on like nothing had happened? You were about to complain, but he headed up the stairs as you were still recovering from the stench. Maybe this was a test to prove your strength? You decided to let it slip for now, as you still wanted to get the job.
If that was a test however, then these next few minutes felt like an endless exam. Now, with every room he showed you, he would let loose a billowing fart from his enormous backside. Each one just as smelly, if not worse, than the previous one.
"Here you'll find the break room, where we relax and let off some steam." RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTT
"Here are the main offices, but you don't need to worry about it. It's just all hot air." FRAAAAAAAAARP FFRRRRRTT
"Here's the meeting room, where we discuss important things such as gas prices, among other things." PPRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
As this carried on, the stink became more and more unbearable. You really wanted to complain now, as you felt like you would pass out from the smell. Yet you couldn't for 2 reason. One being that every time you opened your mouth, you swore you could almost taste it, leaving you unable to speak properly from your gagging. And the other being, you just wanted to get the job, as you were so desperate for payment. Hopefully, if you did get the job, you would be put in an office as far away from Mr Richards and his enormous flatulent backside as you could.
Although, with each time he would rip one in front of you, you couldn't help but notice that he had a small smirk on his face, with each time you refrained from coughing on his stink. Was he enjoying this, or were you imagining it?
Finally, you came up to a door, that had a symbol of it. You could tell that it was a toilet door. You weren't sure why he was showing you this though.
"And here we have the toilet cubicle. You'll find at least 4 of these on each floor." As he finished talking, you braced yourself for if he would fart again, but thankfully it didn't seem to happen this time. You were hoping that you would be able to move on when suddenly you heard a flushing noise from behind the toilet door. A few seconds later, a man walked out. He was around the same height as Mr Richards, except with more messy black hair.
As the door swung open, you instantly recoiled from the smell that protruded out the room. It was quite obvious what had occurred in there and it reeked to high heaven. You desperately tried to waft away the stench.
"Ah, hello Richards, you alright?" Said the man, smiling at Mr Richards, as he straightened his suit pants.
"I'm all good, thanks Steven. Just showing the new guy around, seeing if he's up for the job." Richards responded, both of them ignoring your suffering. Steven looked down at you and smiled, with an almost mean look.
"I see, well don't go too hard on him. We may all need him later." What on earth did that mean? You weren't sure if you liked the sound of it.
"Don't worry, he's doing alright so far, and I'll make sure he's fine enough for now." Mr Richards responded causing Steven to chuckle.
"Alright then Richards, I'll see you later." He then turned to look at you. "I look forward to having you around. Oh and kid... I'd give that a few hours before going there, if I were you." He said, grinning and pointing to the toilet door. "Maybe even a day or so, with a nose like yours." He then walked away, chuckling. Why would he say something like that?
FRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT
You then suddenly jumped in the air, and looked behind you, only to be met with Steven's ass a few inches away from your face. He'd stuck his backside out a bit, in attempt to give it some more force. Because of the distance, it meant that the smell hit you instantly, and it was almost as bad as the ones Mr Richards had been letting out, but now with a combined smell of crap.
"Hah, post-dump farts, am I right? See you later." Steven said, before laughing and walking away. As you were still retching on this ungodly stink, Mr Richards looked at you.
"He's quite the character isn't he. Now come on, I have one last place to show you." And, acting like nothing had happened, he headed off again.
For a second, you really thought about leaving now. What kind of place was this that had them all acting like this, it was truly disgusting. However, maybe you were just misjudging and it only happened to be just these 2 that were this vile. Maybe you could talk to the boss and ask them to keep you away from these 2. It looked to be your only hope. So, you carried on. You tried to stay beside Mr Richards instead of being downwind of him.
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Eventually, you came to a big door that you assume led into the bosses office. Once outside, Mr Richards turned around to look at you.
"Now, I'm going to go in and chat with the others inside and then we'll call you in for the interview, understand?" You nodded slowly, still feeling very cautious. You also didn't like how he'd be one of the people interviewing you, but hopefully he wouldn't pass gas in front of them, right?
"Very good. Oh, wait a second." He then proceeded to grunt again, much to your dismay.
PRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPP
"Phewy." He said, smiling. "My ass sure is chatty today. Maybe he should be giving you the interview instead of me." You stared in disbelief at him, as he turned around and knocked on the door. How could he make jokes about something so horrible? Was your suffering on his rancid fumes just one big joke to him. You quickly covered you nose, with his ass now pointing at you again. Perhaps this job wasn't worth it after all.
Just then, the door opened, and you could see 2 other men you didn't recognise sitting behind a desk. They were both big and beefy, and their suits looked almost too tight for them.
"Hey Richards, you got the newbie with you?" Said the one on the right.
"Sure have Brain." Said Mr Richards, smugly standing aside, revealing you to them. You tried to stand up straight, looking as formal as possible, though it was a little hard to do, with Richards lingering stink still fumigating your nostrils. Also, you couldn't help but feel like the stink had gotten worse, when the door opened, but perhaps you were imagining it.
"Ooh, he's a cutie, can't wait to start working with him." You could've sworn you heard the one on the left say. Did he say that, or was your mind just messed up from the smell. You couldn't be sure.
"Yeah, he's been pretty obedient so far. I need to talk with you both for a sec." Mr Richards then turned back to me. "You wait out here, and I'll come and collect in a few minutes." He looked so tough and commanding, that you didn't dare feel like talking back to him. As he turned around to grab the door, he looked back at you at squinted his face.
FFFFFFFRAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
You felt like you were nearly blown off you feet from the sheer force of the blast that shot out his bubble butt. You managed to steady yourself, but it still caught you off guard. The smell that followed didn't make it any better.
"Oops, must've slipped out." He said, closing the door, leaving you gagging and coughing. From behind the door, you swore you could hear them laughing.
Just what kind of job and business was this?
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To be continued (maybe, probably, idk?)
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sulfursmells · 8 months ago
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Test Drive
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A loud bassy rip exited the Austin’s ass into the seats of the car. Adding onto the already deadly aroma of the car. I walked into the dealership hoping to get a car only to find out that I was short a few hundred. I was devastated but Austin here made a deal with me. If I took him on a test drive and managed to make it through without cracking the windows, exiting the car or passing out he’ll give me a discount so I could get the car. I accepted immediately thinking it would be easy, how wrong I was? Immediately after setting foot into the car, I heard a low pitched sound akin to a deflecting balloon. I looked over at Austin to see a huge grin on his face as a burnt rubber eggy smell hit my senses. I coughed and gagged wondering how something so small could smell so bad. “Come on we got a whole drive to complete” Austin said eagerly with a sly grin. Every few seconds experience another rip from Austin of varying sizes, some small others big always deadly. At a stop light he said he dropped something I got the back seat moving half his body into the back seat his ass right next to my face. He then ripped on of his biggest fart
PPPPPPRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
It was loud and devastating, slightly fogging up the windows of the car. Making my gag and my vision to go slightly blurry. “Ahhhh come on we’re almost there just a little more. “ Austin says turning on the heat to amplify his stink.
“Just a little more” I thought to myself attempting to drown out the sound of constant bombs being dropped. We finally turn into the dealership, still coughing happy that this torture was finally over. I put the car in park and moved to open the door until Austin grabbed my arm smiled at me and grunted. I was still reeling from his past blasts confused as no sound was heard until the most horrendous smell hit my nostrils. Smelling like raw sewage as I coughed until my vision went blank. I woke up it was night, still in the car with a note saying “you managed to make it though, no one has before so congrats. A deals a deal the cars yours. Hope you enjoy -Austin” I may have gotten my car but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get Austin’s stink removed from my car.
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gassywill · 9 months ago
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Locker room fart torture
Jake and Ryan, were professional footballers, known for their skills on the field and their mischievous antics off it. After a thrilling match, they returned to the locker room, their adrenaline still pumping from the game.
As they entered the locker room, they spotted their teammate, Matt, sitting on the bench, lost in thought. With a mischievous grin, Jake and Ryan exchanged knowing glances, silently agreeing to execute their latest prank.
Quickly, they retrieved a gas mask they had hidden in their lockers, along with a length of hose. With practiced ease, they attached the gas mask to Matt's face, stifling his protests before they could even begin.
Confused and unable to see through the mask, Matt struggled against his friends' grasp, but Jake and Ryan held him firmly in place. With a smirk, they aimed the hose towards their asses, preparing to unleash their eggy payload.
As the first fart echoed through the locker room, Matt's eyes widened in horror, realizing what was about to happen. With each subsequent blast of foul odor, he was forced to inhale deeply through the gas mask, the stench overwhelming his senses.
Despite his attempts to escape, Jake and Ryan continued their relentless assault, laughing uproariously as Matt writhed in discomfort. Trapped in a cloud of eggy farts, Matt could do nothing but endure his fate, his protests drowned out by the raucous laughter of his teammates.
Finally, when they had exhausted their supply of gas, Jake and Ryan released Matt from the gas mask, their laughter echoing off the walls of the locker room. Gasping for fresh air and struggling to recover from the assault on his senses, Matt could only shake his head in disbelief at his friends' audacity.
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ladytemptest · 4 months ago
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You’d lick my shoes clean just because I’m pretty, right? 💗
hahaha I made him sniff my sweaty socks (wore them for 3 days)
AND my nasty eggy farts
hmm should I go live today to take advantage of weak gooners 🌀
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fartstoriez · 1 year ago
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Your sisters boyfriend (containing NSFW, farts, lots of scat, burps and sweat)
Everyone had left the house earlier in the day so you decide to game with some friends online, the only person who hadn’t left the house was your sisters new boyfriend. You had met him yesterday but only briefly, his name is is Dylan and he’s 19.
Small Description of Dylan:
Short dark brown hair
Brown eyes
Buff and muscular
6’2
You go downstairs as you heard a strange noise from the kitchen, you walk into the kitchen and a strong rancid eggy stench hits you and smelling worse than anything you’ve elver smelt. There was stood Dylan with headphones on listening to music while making a protein shake. He turns around and takes them off “yo bro, how’s it going?” He ask you before taking a sip. “Oh it’s good thanks. What is that smell?” You ask. “Ripped a few sorry bro” he replied with a laugh. You tell him it’s alright as you dick twitches in your pants. He puts his headphones back on and walks past you to go to the toilet upstairs next to your room, you follow him which he doesn’t notice. As he walks in front of you up the stairs the smell of sweat from his ass fills your nose, he stops and stands still while he pulls a wedgie out.
“BRRRTRRPPPT!!”
All you hear infront of you is a giant fart which makes you dizzy and almost faint. He Carrie son walking and enters the bathroom, the smell of his fart lingers around the stairs for ages
A few minutes pass and he leaves the bathroom, you enter after him and get smacked with a stench of spicy shit. You look into the toilet and all you see is soft shit filled covering the water line, you put you face a bit closer and take a sniff before Dylan walks in and pushes your face so far in it almost touches you while burn your nose and eyes. “Hahah what you doing bro?” He asks while holding you down. “Uhhm nothing I was just gonna flush for you.” You say nervously. “Nah you was sniffing my shit weren’t you” he laughs.
Dylan closes the door of the bathroom and locks it. “you want more dont you” he says smirking. He pulls you up turns around pushing his sweaty bubble butt inti you face.
“PLTTRRRRNTTRPL”
He farts right up your nose filling you lungs and the room, following after he keeps shafting until he fully shits himself. He pushing your face into his shorts squishing the shit around his ass and your face, the rank smell makes you gag and cough. “Next time I catch you doing this it gonna be worse got it?” He says smirking.
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princessfarts31 · 6 months ago
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heyy!! This is 💨!! (Anon reveal 😃) I was gone because I got logged out or my tumblr and forgot the password so here we are on an alt, but this is the gal from the asks!!
Omg so I was in the store the other day after the gym (I was wearing Nike pros which make my already nice ass look so fucking juicy) and I was sipping on a Starbucks coffee (this was the catalyst of the situation) and my stomach started bubbling like crazy (I was SO turned on omg 🥵) and so I made sure I was alone in the isle before ripping the bubbliest, wet, gulpy, and loud fart (holy fuck was this fart amazing. The way the wet gas was struggling to pop out of the tight legging shorts was turning me on like a mofo and the smell was SO eggy and putrid holy shit. Honestly I could write a whole paragraph about this fart but I won’t for my sanity) and I was blushing like crazy. One from embarrassment because I could hear people talking about my fart and two because I was REALLY wet. So I kept walking when a couple walked behind me and was gagging from the smell and I felt so bad but at the same time more proud about how insane that fart was. Anyways so I get to the check out isle, get my stuff, and walk to my car. The second I get to my car I feel a HUGE fart and push and omg was this fart sloppy and wet omg. It immediately shot to the front and I could feel the juices bubbling and popping against the seat and my god was this one amazing (way better than the one in the store). So I continue to drive home and my stomach starts REALLY acting up, so horny me pushes and I shat my pants. (This car has never smelt better omg.) Anyways, as usual, have a great evening and love ya girl! 😉
omg hiii! I missed you 🤭💗
that’s so so sooooooooo hot. I can’t believe how strong your gas is. That’s so hot. Like the way they must’ve been so disgusted by it. I would’ve been soooo proud of you. Rubbing your belly and kissing ya 🫠 that’s so hot. I also LOVE when the farts shoot to the front literally that turns me on like no other. And the fact that you shat your pants? Ugh so hot. I would’ve been touching myself the whole time 🫣 you’re literally so hot
I made food today that was super heavy on spice and beans and I just know it would’ve killed your stomach if i would’ve let you wash it down with some milk 🤭 now that would be sooooo hot
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yoshizilla-rhedosaurus · 6 months ago
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"P.U." Teased Melody Pianissima farting her bassy braps in the reeking tuba while playfully fanning the rotten eggy air that was a thick yellow hazy fog. "These definitely are going to make a mess out of my dress.~" "Ooh you could say that again~" Was agreed by Meloetta farting an equal amount of deep pitched brassy brap bombers since she was also making use of wafting the stinky sounds emitted loudly within the brass musical instrument. "I can feel these rumble like there isn't a tomorrow~!" Both of the gassy girls were having too much fun making a stink and they likely weren't going to stop. Melody: (continuing to let loose her ghastly gas) If we keep this up we might end up melting out tubas~! Meloetta: That sounds like fun we should try that! (proceeds to rip ass louder and giggles gleefully)
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I knew I had to do this vintage pic of these musical methane makers from kirbyoblue again so here it is in all its stinky glory!
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rotteneggyfarty · 6 months ago
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Ochako Farting Rotten Eggy Poots
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grossanddepressed · 11 months ago
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Horny Fantasy:
Currently in the mood to have some sloppy dirty make out session with a cutie who’s really gassy. Hearing all the gas sloshing around everytime we move or change positions. Hearing the gas travel up from their stomach through their throat and out from their beautiful mouth. Having to stop so they can blow their chunky belches into my mouth. It being so strong I can practically taste whatever they last had to eat. The gas going the opposite end and I can hear and smell rotten eggy farts being muffled into the couch or mattress. Them letting out sighs of pleasure from both the kisses and the relief.
I want a gassy make out session with a cutie and I WANT IT NOT 😤
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gassywill · 1 year ago
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Camping Fart Slave Training - Part 1
I didn't want to go camping with Joeseph due to not wanting to be in an enclosed space with him for an extended period of time.
We had been friends since school, always around at each other's houses but recently Joeseph started to enjoy teasing me by being gross, farting around or sometimes on me, burping constantly and sometimes making me wake up with his shoe tied to my face.
However, nothing could prepare me for this.
I arrived at the campsite Joeseph stood there, his blonde scruffy hair blowing in the wind and his silky tracksuit bottoms and the tent that didn't look too big.
As I approached I could see the campfire on with a disposable BBQ cooking some burgers and sausages. I went into the tent and set up my side, there wasn't much room in the tent however as I moved something fell out of Joeseph's bag, what looked like a gas mask from the war...
"Mate what the f**k is this?" holding the gas mask in the air, "Oh that's for later don't stress man food ready" Joeseph replied with a beaming smile on his face.
Confused I finished getting sorted and headed out.
It was cold outside so we just sat and quickly ate, the food was lush. Unfortunately, the quiet location wed chosen was ruined by a large rumble in Joesephs belly then a huge fart erupting out of his ass.
He laughed as I companies about the smell, even outside it was putrid. "Don't do that in the tent man we will both die" smiling Joeseph responded, "Oh don't worry I have a solution for that".
I just laughed it off, we chatted some more but then it was too cold to stay out so I headed to the toilet while Joeseph got sorted.
I entered the tent to Joeseph topless, with his tracksuit bottoms still on and no socks, he was laying on top of his sleeping bag and was stroking his dick.
I laid down in my sleeping bag and zipped it up, shortly after a smell started to fill the whole tent, a rancid eggy smell from Joeseph ass.
"F**k man that's rank, you said you weren't gonna do this," I said while choking on the putrid smell that had filled our small tent.
At that very moment Joeseph sat on my chest, looking down at me he smiled and said "Ah yes the solution" he grabbed the gas mask I had seen before holding it up and inspecting it "You see, I want a fart slave full time as my gas has been getting so bad. So I thought you'd make a good candidate"
I started to struggle in the sleeping bag "Mate what?!? Please don't I can't take this anymore" As I finished that sentence Joeseph gagged me with one of his dirty socks. Ensuring I could no longer speak.
He placed the gas mask over my face, making sure it was airtight. He placed his hand over the filter of the gas making me squirm as I couldn't breathe and released it once I reacted "Ah good, no escape".
He then attached a specially fitted hose to the gas mask testing that the same way to ensure it was airtight. He then got off me, on his knees he turned round to show me a zip on the back of his tracksuit bottoms. He unzipped it and attached the other end of the hose to a specially fitted attachment.
The foul smell of his ass shot down the hose and into the mask, filling it within seconds of his musty ass smell.
He then got out some tape and taped it around my sleeping bag meaning I couldn't get out of it, secured into it and secured to his ass. I couldn't even move my hands out of the bag because of his tape.
"Ok, fart sniffer here is what's gonna happen, when we leave this campsite your gonna be under my control forever. You'll want to do nothing but inhale my gas". He said as he stroked my dick.
I thought to myself that it won't happen, how could I love and beg for his farts when they were so disgusting and made me feel ill.
"What I am going to do is make sure that every time I fart I stroke your dick, I want you to think of the pleasure you get down there every time I fart. I am going to make you cum from my gas"
I squirmed again and once tried to reason in my head what was happening. Then it his me, the foul stench, he had farted
I began to squirm from the stench that had begun to fill the mask until the hose started to vibrate and then the sound came to PPFFFRRRTTTTRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Oh fuck that felt good," Joespeh said as he laughed loudly "How was that fart sniffer," he said while stoking my dick which was soft.
I was squirming around, the tent shaking. Joseph laughed as he released silent farts continuously into the mask. This was hell.
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persephinae · 3 months ago
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Noooooo you dumb bitch 😭
Brimstone is sulpher and it smells like the world's stinkiest eggy farts
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fireemblemgirlsfart · 1 year ago
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Marismell Farting Stinky Rotten Eggy Poots by lazei
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gashotbox · 1 year ago
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so i’m like a whore for anything fart related and i honestly have started realizing how i lowkey turn myself on now from my own eruptions. so here’s a little story of one of the times i had myself so turned on from one of my most memorable farts to date.
i was at work and had a eight hour shift that day, literally two hours into my shift an audible noise came from my stomach. it was one of those deep rumbles that really come from the pit of your stomach, and i felt a rush of bubbles go down towards my…ya know, but i clenched like a fucking champ and held that fart in for another six hours. nobody heard my stomach the first time but one of my coworkers heard my stomach at least 3 times and asked if i was hungry (such a sweetie he is) kinda embarrassing, my stomach was making noise from holding in the gas so long and that it started coming out the other end, which had me letting out closed mouth burps a couple times. as soon as my shift ended, i clocked out on the dot and ran to my car. as soon as i sat into my passengers seat my stomach let out some of the pent up gas. it started out like a hissing noise for a bit but i stopped mid way to catch my breath cause i was winded from pushing that one out. soon after i felt the rush of the rest of the gas coming out, and i didn’t even bother pushing since it came out really on its own at that point. the sound…oh lord the sound…it was those rumbling bassy farts that just get louder the longer it goes, full on became a wet fart that sounded like i needed to check my underwear tbh. then after i let that out the smell hit and jesus was it rank. it smelled so eggy and sulfur like that it had me squirming in my seat. even when i got home they didn’t stop, they just got more guttural sounding and slobbish, i didn’t even have to push them out eventually. and to end the night my last fart ended up being a shart that i said fuck it to, so i just kept farting the sharts out till i was done, then i took a shower and had to wash my fucking underwear and pants. the whole night i couldn’t stop thinking about it all and literally got myself hot and bothered from just my own grossness. i’m a gassy girl so it’s nothing new, but it just hit different that day for some reason 😂
sorry this was so long btw i hope it was a good enough story for ya!
from anon…🐝 (i just made this up ngl 😂) (also i love your account! been a incognito viewer but never had the balls to say anything!)
oh this might be one of the hottest things i’ve ever read. the gurgling tummy.. getting in the car and not even having to push? just a torrent of gas spilling out of u?? and the brazen, constant sharting bc ur panties were already ruined anyway.. jfc anon🥴
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