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Love when I burp and can taste what I just ate. It’s like an extra prize and it always feels chunky coming out 🥰

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My slobbiness is really acting up this week!

I haven’t showered for a few days now so I’m starting to get a nice layer of grim to my skin which is making me start to have a lingering stink. I haven’t shaved ether so the stench is really ripe under my arms and pussy. For some reason my sinuses have been acting up. I’ve been having to pick my nose and shooting out random snot rockets like crazy. I randomly found a thick dry crusty booger on my shirt and it make me so horny cuz I don’t know how long it’s been there. My fingernails are long too and since I’ve been digging for gold I have to spend some much time picking the dirt and crust from my nails. The side of my bed have been holding a lot of my boogers. It’s like having my own gross collection of filth!

I love when I can really get to indulge in my nasty habits 🥰 need someone to fund my lifestyle so I can go all out

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lmao so remember how I said my stomach was angry from my BK run. Well I felt a burp coming up so I tried to do a closed mouth burp but turns out it was bigger than I expected cuz it legit echoed in my mouth and puffed out my cheeks. IT WAS SOO LOUDDD and it tasted and smelled like digested meat (which ig it was but still)

The contradictions of my horny brain cuz why am I embarrassed but also turned on 😭

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The best thing about wearing a crop top w/ high wasted jeans is when you feel bloated you can unbutton ur plants and have everything hang out.

Currently experiencing this euphoria. Seeing my stomach spill out of my jeans and lift of my top is so gratifying. My stomach is so bloated and squishy rn cuz of all the BK I recently had and I can hear it angrily digesting all that grease just for me to push out some rank gas and heavy dumps later.

I know you feeders would appreciate my squishy tummy and give me belly rubs so shout to y’all, my lovelies 😘

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I was watching this gamer’s video on youtube and she randomly belched and I short circuited for a full minute just replaying it over and over again. Its ridiculous that those four seconds got me so bad.

Like it’s so hot to hear people being gassy over the phone or on calls like that. When the audio clips cuz the gas is so loud and hearing the moans of satisfaction after makes so wet 😮‍💨

I needdd a gassy gamer in my life 😩

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Horny Fantasy:

I’m really in the mood to inhale some burp breath rn. Like I’m eating my a cutie and we’re suffering ourselves with some greasy food and soda watching some tv together. Everytime they feel the air coming up they grab me and belch in my face. The belches being so gross and wet that I can feel some spit particles flying out and landing on my face. Smelling all that digested food hitting me full force making me almost taste it again. When I feel a good nasty one I pay it right back to them making sure to be extra obnoxious about how hard I push it out. Then we can just laugh about it and get right back into stuffing ourselves and watching our show again.

ORRRRR If I’m in a horny mood…

I’ll stop them mid belch by kissing them. Hearing the pitch change as we make out . Feeling that burp breath go down my own throat and sallowing so much air that I can faintly taste all the food they’ve eaten just to belch it out again. Exchanging nasty tainted gas with each other 😮‍💨

Being a gassy slob with someone is the perfect way to hang out ��

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Anyways I’m kinda gassy rn and Idk if anyone else gets this way but when I feel like imma fart I love taking one cheek and spreading it wide. Grabbing a hairy ass cheek, feeling my rim expand and let out a hot steady stream of SBDs is so satisfying and the smell after hits like a truck! I love letting them go in bed under the covers the most cuz then I can ditch oven myself 🤭

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Omg I didn’t realize how long I’ve been gone but hello new people! Glad to know there’s other perverts out there with me, I feel so validated 🥰

May we all find satisfaction in our horniness together 💕

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I don’t see enough appreciation for the nose picking aspect of slobs and it’s a CRIMEE. I wasn’t really into snot before but like I get it more now. It’s PEAK slob behavior!

I need a hottie that absentmindedly digs for gold on the regular. I wanna see the thick globby snot they can pull out. I don’t know if I prefer the dried crusty type or the stringy slimy kinda snot but I need them to go to town up there! They don’t have a tissue to put it away, no problem that’s what shirts and sheets are for! If they feeling a little cruel they’ll grab the closest person they can reach and use their clothes to wipe themselves or when they get curious just gobble it up and it if makes them burpy even better. They’d hurdle huge snot rockets and hock thick loogies anywhere and every where with no regard for anyone who catches them. I always get a mix of disgust and thrill from feeling boogers under the tables or chairs out in public. I would play around them before starching them off and picking the remains from my fingernails.

I want to create a collection of boogers with my slobby partner so baddd and it’s crazy there isn’t more emphasis on stuff like this in the slob kink 😤 Missed opportunity I’d say…

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✨We’re 69ing while burping and farting into each others crotches 🤭

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Horny Thoughts:

I’m realllyyy horny rn thinking about a hot person belching in my face after stuffing themselves with a big meal. I want to pig out with someone chomping down some greasy fast food and soda and take turns belching in each others face anytime we feel any gas coming up. I wanna hold cradle their face in my hand just to release a thick chunky belch and blow it right in their face just for them to smile inhale deep and compliment me by pulling my nose right up their mouth to release their own gassy creation. I want to hear the gas gurgling up from their stomach and exit through their mouth, want to smell all the digestion already happening with the chewed up slop we ate, to even get some specks of saliva and chunks of pre chewed up food fly to my face 🤤🤤

Ughh I’m too horny to even function rn. I NEED A HOTTIE TO EXCHANGE BELCHES WITH RN 😡

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Me and whoooo 😍

I want my face to be a gaming chair for a cute, pretty guy for hours. Absolutely butt naked and has the case of swampass. Like,,, he'll just sweat, binge eat whatever or drink something while both of my arms and legs are spread and tied to each side of the bed so that I don't get myself off at all. Maybe I did cum untouched. Maybe I didn't until last minute. And he's just sitting on top of me while my nose is being destroyed with each putrid "PFFFBBRBRBBBBT". His sweat and ass musk fucking reeks. It just feels steamy and my face is overall getting hotter by the minute. He even forces me to take his farts down my throat so that when he is in a call with his friends, they don't question him. Hopefully they don't hear me gagging on it. Or moaning of pure bliss.

Bonus: Anytime he rips ass and his controller vibrates, he presses it against my clit to tease me and make me whine.

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Big girls are so much cuter when they belch and let gas rip after a good meal, I love dirty, slob feedees so much

It's so unfair I don't have a belly to rub and kiss

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Snapchat/Kik: LadroFarts

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Horny Fantasy:

A slobby habit that I love is their need to scratch themselves and not giving fuck who sees them. I’d love to catch someone shamelessly scratching themselves. Imagine your slobby roommate is in the living room watching some TV and your in the kitchen making a snack. You can see lazying about on the couch with their hands in their sweatpants. Suddenly you see them shift and start scratching themselves. You can faintly hear their fingers comb through their hairy crotch. Their fingernails parting their pubes to get into the skin and get rid of that irritating sensation, they mustn’t have shower to today ether if they’re itching that bad (not that usually shower often anyways). They keep going for a good while wiggling around to get all the angles. They stop mid starch with a tense face to shift leaning a little to the side releasing a nasty wet sounding 10 sec fart sighing in relief. They take their hand from their crotch to put in to the back of their pants and check for damage. They mustn’t found anything cuz they just sniff their fingers with a satisfied head nod and wipe their hand on the back of the couch cushions. They relax and on the couch and resume the tv shower again with no care in the world. Meanwhile you’re all hot and bothered by the display you just witnessed.

I realllyyy want a slobby roommate so we can be slobs together or even better be the slobby roommate and have someone encourage me to continue being the best slob I can be 💕

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Horny Thought:

Crop dusting is not talk about enough especially in places like stores!!! The act of just letting it go no matter where you are regardless of the audience is 🤤 but add the fact that someone will eventually be walking through your rank gas. The rotten smell of eggs and broccoli or hot trash tainting the air of all the products. To have them choking and gagging on it with watery eyes cuz it reeks so bad. The smell lingering in the air long after your gone but that doesn’t stop you from “making your territory” by releasing bubbly farts with every step everywhere you go. Some gas being stubborn so you have to stop every once in a while to lean against a display shelf or your cart to really bear down on a nasty ripper. The little sighs of relief after every release making you that more content to just keep doing it. Until your finally done with trip so you leave a final farewell near the entrance of the store for anyone else coming or leaving!

I love crop dusting sm I wish more people indulged in it irl. Nothing get me more wet than smelling a nasty rip someone let out and if I have any gas adding some of my own to the mix ✨💕

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Horny Thoughts:

Desperately need my nipples belched and sucked on. I want to feel their hot breath on my chest, feel the saliva run down my chest, to have them belch on it and have my nipples harden from the sensation. I need them nice and tender. So sensitive to the touch I can come just from that alone.

Womenhood is to having your nipples rubbed raw 💕