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CALLING ALL SAPPHICS WHO LOVE FARTS! i just created a community for people who want to post/share/interact with other sapphics, wlw, nblnb, basically anyone who does not identify as a man! it is a private community so rb or dm me to be invited! shout out to all u freaky queers <3
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tbh i feel like periods r super underrated in fart stuff. idk mine mess my stomach up rly bad. im always really bloated and that + being in a generally shitty mood + sometimes feeling so sick that im bedridden can definitely make for a lot of diff scenarios just off the top of my head .... do most ppl just not know that they can mess ur stomach up too? ig it's just a symptom most ppl don't talk abt because they aren't into it and think it's embarrassing LOL but idk. maybe i have some writing 2 do
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what is it with boys and moaning after they burp? like what’s up with that? fuckin weirdos. (i absolutely love it omg it’s the hottest fucking thing ever please never stop please please please)
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Please aanswere these 💛
21. Have you ever gotten into trouble for farting in a place or situation where you shouldn’t have?
22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?
23. Have you ever tried to make yourself gassy in order to fart?
21. No not really? Nothing that I can think of
22. Oh definitely literally anytime I fart in public
23. Yes but I fail ugh I don’t have a sensitive tummy
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Hi Rose! can i take u on a cute date and feed u sm yummy food! We get home and we start kissing but u get a little gassy and i try telling u its ok. U can tell i hate it but since “it’s ok” u keep going. And eventually put a blanket over us and u cover my mouth. :3
Love that
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I feel like it time to tell my happy accident story! I’m someone who hates shitting anywhere but my house otherwise I wouldn’t be able to fully enjoy it ! After leaving my friends place, driving home, I had the worse belly cramps! I let off just a couple of dry farts before they started to get really wet. It ended up hot boxing my car with my farts ( it was so sexy) Before you knew it I pushed a little too hard and may have shit myself ! I kinda gave in an decided to let it all out! It’s the most piggish I’ve ever felt 🤤😝
That’s so hot haha keep it up
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What are your thoughts on scat?
Not on me but im not opposed to it
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Hey! Love your blog :) are you open to DM's and chatting? I feel like all your posts describe me 😂 I am chubby guy with a gold chain and loooove to be gassy and also love a gassy partner!
Yes haha you just have to be interesting bc my dms get flooded
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Talk me into getting to fat for gym, for hiking and work.
why would you wanna do those things when you could just stay home, lounge around, eat to your hearts content. doesn’t that sound more fun? fulfilling your destiny. you’re gonna get there anyway, may as well just start sooner
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Half ton housewives belching between bites as the fired help cleans the nightstand.
Yes
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An Over Fed, Whining Mess
A male feedee begs to stop eating but their feeder has other plans. Listen to a male pig burp, moan, grunt, and oink for more. For @feeder4ever, who loves messy whiny pigs.
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Ask me!
fart kink asks
1. When did you realize you were into farts?
2. How did you figure out you were into farts?
3. What’s your favorite type of fart?
4. Are there any types of fart you don’t like?
5. What about farting do you find most appealing?
6. Do you have a preferred length or volume for farts?
7. Does farting turn you on on its own or do you need to already be in the mood?
8. Do you have any other digestion-related kinks?
9. Do you have any other kinks that you enjoy being paired with farting?
10. Is farting a must in sexual situations or is it more of a bonus?
11. Have you ever acted on your desires IRL in an explicitly kinky manner?
12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?
13. Does anyone you personally know know about your kink?
14. Has anyone ever noticed/suspected your kink without you telling them about it?
15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?
16. Do you have a favorite farting-related content creator (on tumblr or otherwise)?
17. Would you ever consider recording your farts?
18. Are you a shy farter or do you fart freely?
19. Are you good at farting?
20. Do you prefer farting yourself or hearing others fart?
21. Have you ever gotten into trouble for farting in a place or situation where you shouldn’t have?
22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?
23. Have you ever tried to make yourself gassy in order to fart?
24. Do you have any favorite foods or drinks for encouraging farting?
25. What’s your biggest fantasy involving farting?
reblog if you’re curious about what people want to know about your kink!
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Hmnnghz...wanna tease a girl by talking to her big fat ass while she farts
"Oh you're so chatty today! Huh? Yeah, you can't shut up around me, can you, yeah, that's a good nasty booty, talk to me all night~"
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waiting for beer guy anon to send me more asks today 👀🫣
Not but seriously guys send me asks haha I love them
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if beer gut anon is seeing this i hope they know how hot they are cuz wow.. 🙃
i read through the asks right before a meeting (perfect timing ik) and ofc that was all i could think about😭 words can’t even describe how sexy a big gassy gut is, especially when you get used to just letting it hang out to get comfortable. that along with them talking about rubbing it and blasting farts into their chair just sent me over the edge lol, i hope they know they’d have one more person in line ready to take care of them too :’)
I totally agreeeee 🤭 it’s sooo soooo hot I swear like plz slide in my dms
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