#Eeah

[inherittheearth-comic]

Deck the Eeah With Boughs of Holly

2024 Holidays Special Strip #1

[cemetery-irises]

I feel like Emil would have mental shutdowns/unresponsive moments sometimes

It's actually one of the few problems he has that isn't a direct result of the asylum's mistreatment, but it's kind of hard to notice when you're already drifting anyway, you know?

oh yeah this too. he's so sleepy all the time and he's used to being dazed (it's literally his only like listed on the wiki) so he wouldn't notice but andrew and luca do and they're both kind of freaking out

[mchasmfiend]

In the Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving, people tried to get Ben Meredith to read Red Signal, and Alexander J Newell to sing Pump Shanty. Neither went well.

[smallpwbbles]

Why do I feel like one of World MK's threats is gonna backfire splendidly? Another close friend finds out and obviously lashes out so he say 'Do you want me to erase you?' Their response?

"Yes, every last bit until nothing remains. It's a better option than living a massive life made from by the thing inside my friend's corpse."

Y EEAh

He can only talk shit for so long because he actually wouldn’t erase any of them of course

It will get to a point where he’s too emotionally unstable to interact with them safely but he wouldn’t consciously try to hurt them

Only reason he’s the way he is with Mac is because of the lingering resentment from their previous encounters, MK when coherent was forgiving but it’s starting to turn back into resentment

[martshet]

Telegram channel: martshet (Marty)

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König kinger eeah

[mchasmfiend]

"And what a train it was, gilded with gold and swirls of bismuth mosaic."

Bifrost Incident fans, we can make a bismuth sweep and show everyone the might of the Mechanisms fandom!

This is the final round and will last a week.

[lumiagardite]

OliKase yeah

This is fan art, but more related to the "Shards and Stars" alternate universe. However, the situation there has changed a bit, so this drawing is only partially canon. In our AU canon, they will be hiding under a tree when they first kiss (in the drawing, it's after it happened), and here, there's no tree, so PPFPPFPF THIS CANNOT BE CANON BECAUSE !!THE TREE!! IS SO IMPORTANT!! Eeah...

[v--143]

Day 3- Cuddles

🎃 [Lee! Felix]

👻 [Ler! Changbin]

Felix snuggled his head in closer to Changbin’s side. He’d been craving some cuddles the whole day, and finally got some time to sit with Bin! They weren’t watching or doing anything, simply sitting in silence and enjoying one another’s presence with faint tv noise in the background of Bin’s room.

Changbin set his hand on Felix’s side and rubbed it soothingly. Or, at least… he thought it was soothing until Lix began twisting side to side.

“You uncomfortable?” Bin asked.

“N- no, nah, just shuffling” Lix said as he casually rubbed at his side.

Bin turned back up at the tv and continued his tracing motions. It wasn’t long until Felix was again squirming around in place and buried his head further into Bin’s side.

Changbin looked down at Felix, smiled, and began tickling his side gently.

Felix broke out into high giggles, his face still buried into Bin’s side. He pushed at his hand a few times and mumbled a few “stohohop!”’s but none were laced with any anger, only fun.

“Bihihinie!” Felix whined as he turned over onto his back. One can only take so much teasing without their body forcing them to stop it. Unless…

Changbin adjusted himself and Felix. Felix’s back was now to Bin’s chest, and Bin’s muscular arm was holding Lix’s arms gently to his chest. Except… Lix’s arms were bent at the elbow, meaning Bin was holding his wrists down with his own arm. Also meaning… full access to his laugh buttons.

“This is comfy” Felix said with a lovable expression.

“Awww is it” Bin said as he gently rested his hand on Felix’s stomach.

“Yehes” Felix giggled out with the biggest, brightest smile on his face. When Bin curled his fingers in, Felix yelled a high “eeah!”

“Relaaax relax Yongbok” Bin said, shushing him. Felix just giggled again and buried his head down into the pillow under him as Changbin began his tracing once again. He was doing little shaped and drawings and skitters across Felix’s delicate skin. He traced around his abs and up and down his sides, all the while the giggly boy was red in the face while *quietly* laughing his heart out.

Felix kicked out lightly as Bin continued his ticklish journey across his abdomen, but Lix never once said to stop. Why would he? Bin was having fun, and Lix felt happy to feel such a sense of comfort from his big brother figure.

Bin decided not to tease the younger for now about his lack of wishing him to stop. He knew Felix was the brightest, most giggly of them all; and he loved it.

Bin himself began laughing along with Lix at his expressions. Lix’s sudden yelps when he traced over a bad spot, his kicks and throwing his head back when he felt that he couldn’t take it anymore.. followed by light giggles as he buried his head in embarrassment.

Changbin slowed down the pace to slow traced that were light, but not too light to be torturously ticklish. He didn’t want to break the boy either.

Then.. he let go of Lix’s arms.

He didn’t stop Bin.

Not once.

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This one’s much shorter than others but I’m running late on the days so… TAKE IT 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[sparrow-in-boots]

this is my Bill Miles rant.

this is it. this is what you're about to read, yipee hurray! i'm about to rawdog this pustule of a man on a table, and i'm dissecting why he's such a tentative yet counterproductive evolutionary reaction to a shitty situation that ends up causing more problems than it fixes. yknow, like a pustule.

this is gonna be long and rough (honestly the innuendos just write themselves don't they), about 3.7k words long to be precise. this thing needed headings ffs. so take your time with it is what i’m saying xvx

also if you haven't already, I'd recommend checking out my previous Daniel and Lucy posts for further context as i'll bring back stuff from them in here. call it a series what the heck.

now, onto the Billiam

I could do a whole thing here where i explain and contextualize where he's coming from, and how the way he's worked for the brotherhood and later raised his son ultimately made sense from his point of view, etc etc. but i think we're all familiar with that exercise. 'Understandable' doesn't make it right or even smart, and anyone with some understanding of generational trauma and dealing with an emotionally stunted parent already knows the drill here. I'm not gonna break any new ground delving into it so i won't bother. We got bigger fish to fry here.

I will establish though, Bill is a man of action, few words and even fewer expression of emotions. I can draw a direct parallel to the Levantine brotherhood and their strict hierarchy and the ultimate authority of their grandmaster. Not mentor mind you, that's a title for later in the brotherhood's history. Al Mualim is the master, the leader, the head of the order, and his word is law and the tenets and maxim are sacred. If he tells you you should die for his will, then you will do it and gladly, because you're serving the brotherhood's higher purpose. I'm not here to argue the morals and ethics of that, just saying it like it is.

Bill may not be as strict as all that, in fact he's very much not and he couldn't if he tried (and i gotta say, i don't think he would try), but he certainly reflects that resolute certainty in the brotherhood's beliefs and what is needed to face their enemy. The templars are everywhere, they have their grasp in everything, and so you must be willing to give everything to push them back.

In his eyes, all the hardships that he put Desmond through in his youth were necessities. For the brotherhood, they are at war, and as such he saw it as an act of love and care to prepare Desmond for the worst. But he was so lost in a world of casualties and soldiers that he forgets all too often that people are, people.

Soldiers are human beings first and foremost, and to strip them of humanity may be argued as a necessity of war but it strips the brotherhood of its most fundamental goals. Human lives, human worth, humanity itself, are worth preserving and protecting in all its forms, that's the freedom they fight for. It's messy and complicated but it's beautiful and it's to be celebrated, not suppressed. To deny humanity for the sake of neat and clean order and hierarchy is what the templars want, and you can't fight that by becoming it. You fight it by opposing it. That's why Al Mualim turned, and that's why Altair had to kill him and rework the brotherhood from the ground up, even if he hadn't been twisted by the Apple. And that's why I wanna draw out the parallel between Al Mualim to Bill first.

BILL HAD A FARM EEAH EEAH YOH

In AC1 we're served a narrative that the templars and the brotherhood are not so different and they both want the same thing, "peace, in all things", but they have opposing views on how to achieve it and that's where their conflcit lies. Simple enough premise, and they do a pretty good job of showing how those two militaristic orders view the world and how to achieve their goals, and in what form those orders now exist in the modern world. Back then it made sense for the Farm to be an isolationist cult, it was a perfect mirror for the isolated Masyaf fortress and their secretive nature, but as the narrative developed in the next games, that contextualization just grew more and more flawed. The brotherhood had grown, branched out, coexisted in various time periods and cultural contexts, and it no longer made sense for them to be a remote cultish commune in the middle of nowhere.

Which leads me to believe that it was pretty much Bill's idea from the start. If you'll allow me to extrapolate some character beats, it's no secret that he's got a deep respect for the brotherhood, and I'd assume that includes Altair and Ezio given how their mentorship stirred the entire brotherhood into new eras. They are legendary figures in their history, they got statues of them in the brotherhood headquarters, it's really not subtle.

As such, one can see him trying his best to lean on their teachings, if not try to emulate them a bit. He's secretive, resolute, stubborn, all qualities we see of Altair and Ezio in the Animus and were likely exagerated over the centuries. In The Fall (comic), we see that the brotherhood had a whole secret library worth of knowledge before it was ransacked during the Great Purge, and it's not too far to assume that Bill spent some time digging through those archives in his youth. He was born in the brotherhood after all.

Grueling training, blind trust in your betters and the creed, secretiveness, emotional distance. All things we see in both the Farm and the Levantine brotherhood, a holdover from the smaller scope of AC1 that leads me to think this was a bit of Bill's bout of hero worshipping to maybe recreate the conditions that created the assassins of old. We don't know what the rest of the brotherhood thought of the Farm exactly, i can't find or recall any particular bit of lore that addresses it except from an outside perspective; all we get is Desmond's own comments on his experience based on his memories in ACR. Even when he speaks of it to others, they give no opinion of their own on the matter.

Bill might be so focused on the environment that created an assassin like Altair, that he forgets that the man then went over to rework the brotherhood to keep what happened to him from happening again. He fostered curiosity and understanding in his order, leading to many changes that carried on through the ages to the modern day. It was Altair learning to question and doubt his master, the man he'd follow blindly and without question once, that led to the survival and growth of the order. In fact, Altair puts his trust blindly in his assassins to protect him when he goes to confront Abbas, to keep him safe and help restore the order once again. Not the other way around. And when he saw that same curiosity and doubts in his son, he sought to stamp it out instead of seeing it for what it was.

Desmond left not just because he was terrified (his words not mine) of the training, the harshness, and the bland food. If we're being honest, he's found that in spades in the outside world too. No, he left because the Farm asked for blind trust and respect that was not shown to him in return. When he asked questions, they ignored or waved him away, and so as they dismissed his interest in truly understanding what was being taught, he gave them the same.

I'll give credit where it's due, he does apologize and offers a truce to Desmond. Grated, he doesn't get much of a chance to show how much he's changed exactly, especially in the minutiae of daily life with the team, and it's a rather wishy-washy apology overall. But it's something and more than most people get in real life. Desmond is gracious enough to take it and even does his best to give him a chance, which is more than most anyone would, and that says more about him than Bill.

Regardless, I want to chalk up this apology as rushed writing rather than Bill being actively manipulative by saying what Desmond would like to hear. I don't want to give the writers credit for writing some 4D chess mind game powers onto him. I'm not even a fan of the "two Bills on Lucy's emails" thing, that's just poor retcon to fit the "Lucy is a templar" plotline.

the tangent - YOU GOT MAIL

Speaking of, i wanna get into that for a moment. As far as i could dig up, we had no confirmation of why Lucy had to die besides fan theories, and then the ACR dlc dropped. It was further commented on AC3 and most importantly, several retcons that included Lucy being a sneaky templar were released in the Initiates web project. That included much of the Project Siren lore, reactions to her death among the templars, her leaving the memory core for Vidic's goons to find, and of course the retcon that she was in contact with two separate Williams. All this to say, we can't say for sure if the writers knew how they wanted to handle her cliffhanger death in ACB even when ACB itself came out. So this?

That was meant to be our introduction to Bill's character. Those are the words of a man who sent a 16yo girl into the world to fully fend for herself on her own against a corporation so powerful it's almost impossible to comprehend. And now that she's back among the community that dropped her into such a grueling situation, this is his reaction to her showing care and concern for another human being, who by the way is his own son?? Holding up all that she's suffered through over her head like compassion would invalidate all that?? I sincerely lack the words.

Well, actually Desmond said it best.

Right then, Bill really isn't better than them. He's just another cold calculating asshole who's so set on a nebulous future victory that he refuses to see the lives he's trampling on to get there. He's done it to Lucy, to Clay, to Desmond, and even to Shaun and Rebecca to an extent, and they are just the ones we know of. The Great Purge is no excuse for this behavior, that's not the time to grow apart, but closer and show sympathy and kindness to his fellow assassins. Some distant war general figure moving faceless pieces on the board is the last thing they want right then, or might even need.

We can see in this one email just how dire the situation is with how Rebecca even refuses to put a subject on the email. Opening up and being vulnerable is something to be done in quiet and secret, almost like it's a burden to show how much things are affecting you, and that's so messed up. Even in the army, you can see gallows humor and dark jokes to cope with the horrors soldiers go through, but we don't even get that amongst the team. When you approach Lucy as Desmond, it's often him showing her kindness and comfort and reassuring her through her doubts and fears, and she doesn't hesitate to share them with him and I think it has a lot to do with how they are both apart from Bill's influence. Lucy has her own cans of worms to deal with, but between her and Desmond, there's a measure of closeness and trust you don't see with the others.

I know, your boss is not exactly the person you might want to pour your heart out to, but come on! How powerful and rallying would it be to see your leader across the room and feel comfortable and safe enough to just sit together and talk?? It can't be overstated how much it matters that any movement that places itself against the current system must prove itself as... different from that system. It's the literal bare minimum here. If you say you care about humanity but you won't care for the humanity of your members, then... what are you even doing?

tangent done - BACK TO THE BIG PICTURE

I wanna take a quick step back for a bit. AC3 portrays Bill as a man who sees his actions as justified, who sees that his ends justify the means. It leads us down a doomed horseshoe theory that coupled with the deeply complicated historical time in the ancestral plotline, makes for a very murky and confusing narrative. The more you look at it, the less clear or discernible the themes get. It raises a lot of complex points but never closes or even shows where they are going with them.

Now, horseshoe theory is an erroneous concept that has been critiqued to hell and back, and to use it as a way to tie the modern and ancestral timelines in an attempt to create a "'we're all the same" theme is... the worst possible way to go about it. Doubly so when it’s often appropriated by right-wing pundits to vilify their political opponents. You can't make the protagonists ponder on how to hold hands and sing kumbaya with a death cult to avoid Armageddon while the writers are going "bUt ThEy ArE bAd ToO" because of one guy (who you're also attempting to redeem) who deems the inherent human need for connection as "being too weak". Even that is enough of a mess, but add to it the whole deconstruction of the war of independence and the sheer horror that the colonies were for the indigenous people back then and all the way up to this day... Where are the writers even going here??

We get more conversations about how allying with the templars is not a possibility than any proper address on Lucy or the entire situation that led to her turning, much less who's to blame, how can they avoid this in the future, how the protagonists even feel about all this. Just excuses for why it had to happen, there was no other way, let’s move along now, nothing to see here. In AC2 and ACB we got some neat and tidy convos that made sense to be bite-sized, concise little bits of characterization and presenting themes and concepts for the worldbuilding. But in AC3, we get convos that could have been entire cutscenes, whole dialogues amongst the characters to reckon with all that's been happening. Instead we waste cutscene time with fucking Juno and the Isu failed attempts that don't fucking matter to the story they should be focused on telling.

Which is why I want to talk about Haytham.

THE HUMAN PROBLEM

I bring him up because AC3 clearly wants to parallel his and Connor's relationship with Bill's and Desmond's. Which, personally i think it gives off the feeling that it's supposed to be a "hey it could be worse" at Desmond. I think we can agree that's a sucky attitude to have towards anyone who's suffered family trauma like Desmond did, and it also kind of diminishes the weight of the colonial era storyline. But since the game wants to talk about it, then let's talk about it.

Haytham is one more indoctrinated assassin-to-templar character, which is it's own mirror to Daniel and Lucy, but this is not about them. Haytham is cold, pragmatic, relentless and so calculating. He was warmer and kinder when he was younger, even a rather gray character, but all that is lost the longer he spends as the templar grandmaster. He did care for Connor in his own way and wanted to bring him to their side if only so that he wouldn't have to kill him, but if it came to it, he would have as we see in the game multiple times.

And as far as the game is concerned, that's also Bill. They are both two men who got worn down into their respective roles and lost sight of what's truly important. Except, we don't know that. We see it with Haytham plain as day in the prologue, but we don't know how Bill was in his younger years. We know about a few missions he took that involved the Animus project, but besides that we don't know what kind of man or even child he was. We don't even know what his dynamic with other people is, how he is with his wife, does he have family? Siblings, parents, cousins, anything? Does he even care? What about friends and colleagues? Hell, we don't even know what he's like in action, the Cairo mission happens off-screen and Desmond handles their escape with the Apple. All we see of him in AC3 is how he's an emotionally stunted bossy guy, and anything else is told, never shown.

Haytham however, gets a prologue and several missions in-game, and even a whole side novel from his point of view.

As such, I'm reluctant to extrapolate the kind of man Bill is based off of Haytham alone, because again they not only exist in very different times and contexts, but there's a severe imbalance in screentime. What I can do however, is compare their "ending" as it were.

Haytham dies by the hands of his own son. He had the chance to put his ego aside and listen to his son, maybe put his cards on the table and explain the misunderstanding about the attack on Connor's village, but he didn't. He decided to hold that information until it was the most convenient to him, and then try to use it to manipulate Connor into switching sides. He refused to put aside the grandmaster role and step up as a father, or even as a man who cared about someone else's feelings. Whatever his feelings for Ziio and his son, they came second to the templars and their goals, and that was his death sentence. To his dying breath, he held true to that mentality.

Bill however, despite apologizing, hasn't shown much of the work to change. He and the brotherhood remains stagnant and withering, and in the face of the person he's hurt the most and is still alive to make amends to, he remains distant and reticent. All the efforts to connect and deepen whatever there is between them needs to come from Desmond, and every attempt to reach out to the outside gets shut down. It's Desmond refusing to give up on him that saves his ass even! Given the state of their relationship, that fucking SUCKS.

It shouldn't be up to Desmond to fix what Bill wrecked back at the Farm, and portraying otherwise, like Desmond is the one who messed everything up, is ass backwards. The brotherhood and Bill should be bending into knots to convince him to stay and that things aren't as they were once, but Desmond decided to stay long before. Because one the templars suck, two Desmond got the proof he always had asked for as a child and three, Lucy showed him kindness and understanding. One might even go so far as to say that it was living Altair's own rebirth period is what reassured those questions he had and gave him true understanding, but Lucy gave him hope in a hopeless situation.

That's powerful not just as a narrative point but as a theme for the assassins as a whole. The games continue to portray the brotherhood as a beacon of hope against the oppression and tyranny of the templars (even for the modern days through the glyph puzzles in AC2 and ACB) but Bill, the face of the brotherhood as the de-facto mentor, is himself as a tyrant.

One would expect AC3 to show him either follow Haytham's fate or change himself to avoid it, but we're denied that kind of development. Even in the Initiates web project and subsequent games, Bill's change is kind of handwaved. He lost the will to fight and vanished but then he saw the desecration of his son he barely showed to give much of a shit for, and now he's back and Mentor again? He's awkward and trying to be approachable in Origins but he's still rather overconfident and posturing too much for his own good.

(I mean, sitting within range of Layla's blade before she's even out of the Animus? Bold fucker.)

If they truly wanted to grapple with Bill and his place and role in the story they spun us, which I assume they do since he's the one who does the intro to the AC3 game, then they should have DONE THAT. Make him face the consequences of his choices and actions, and make the team hold him responsible for it. Make him soften and change, not just give us a pitiable hug and a meek little "Son..." just before Desmond sacrifices himself. Seriously, what gives?

One of the biggest failures in AC3 is their horrid sense of narrative prioritizing with the modern timeline. They tried to close too many threads at once with not nearly enough screentime, and wasted time on needless fluff. But most importantly, I think that the games after ACB have a human problem, in that they refuse to acknowledge the humanity in the modern timeline.

Bill could have been an incredible display of change, that the templars aren't the superior mentality that can turn anyone who spends long enough around them like some brain-corroding virus. Show that the brotherhood still has a chance and that no one is above humbling themselves or beyond bettering themselves, and most of all that the brotherhood can indeed bring hope in a hopeless situation, and community and understanding can make a difference. And since they are so touchy about murder all of a sudden, also show that the assassins are capable of doing more than just killing people.

But we don’t. We don’t get any of that. We’re once again denied of any development that would make any kind of statement that would shift the status quo and make them pay attention to the modern timeline and what they’re doing with it. And worst of all, we're denied any development that would bring us closer emotionally to these characters and make us ponder our place in the world and in history. Cus god forbid the series that has “history as its playground” learn anything from it.

[inherittheearth-comic]

Gruel-ling Accomplishment

Inherit the Earth #989

[tinyplanetss]

"you love him" eeah yeah yep yep im okay about this directly after the king listing off all the murders and betrayals and continuing to twists arthurs words okay okay this is fine

[hzbhsnamu]

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[dojae-huh]

Eeah..!! Beef with inkigayo? Regarding nct?? Then you must share it though....hahaha....

It's simple. I don't like how they pretend their current hosts are their dear children, BD walls and everything, but forget them afterwards. Doyoung didn't get special treatment or mention during NCT promos.

ShowChampion PDnims, on the other hand, still support JaeDo, and Do even gave DJJ album to (at least) one of them with "almost likr our mom". MuCore staff watches NCT content and uses inside jokes and memes on socmed. And that sign with the carpet out of towels meme they made inviting Doyoung to the karaoke booth, heh.

[basil-thoth]

Page 10: learning to talk

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Masterpost here

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Panel 1: [Gaster is in a room with Subject 1. There are a couple folding tables and many boxes. Subject 1 is sitting on the floor by himself, seemingly bored. His SOUL is lit up blue to signify that Gaster is keeping him there with blue magic. Gaster pulls a bitless drill out of a box.]

Gaster’s Notes: AN UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT.

Gaster’s Notes: I LEFT THEM WITHIN EARSHOT OF ONE ANOTHER WHILE I WAS CLEARING ONE OF THE WORK ROOMS FOR FUTURE USE.

Panel 2: [Gaster is kneeling in front of a box in the background. 1’S is sitting cross-legged on the floor, looking at his feet, bored.]

Gaster’s Notes: IT DIDN’T TAKE THEM LONG TO REALIZE THE OTHER WAS NEARBY-

Panel 3: [Gaster is still at the box. Subject 1 sits up and takes notice of Subject 2, who has begun making noises in a different room.]

Subject 2: H-UUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAA

Subject 1: !

Gaster’s Notes: PERHAPS A SIDE EFFECT OF THE NATURE OF THEIR SOULS.

Panel 4: [Gaster has turned his attention to Subject 1, observing silently.]

Gaster’s Notes: THEY MADE MEANINGLESS ANIMAL NOISES AT EACH OTHER.

Subject 2: snf UUUUWAAAAAAAAAA

Subject 1: ah? awah?

Subject 2: AAAAA- NNH? ANH?

Subject 1: unh! nnh!! Awah!!

Gaster’s Notes: (SUBJECT 1 IS CAPABLE OF IT AFTER ALL)

Panel 5: [Subject 1 is excited, and looks thrilled to be talking to Subject 2, even if it is from different rooms)

Subject 2: AAA, AUUUWA??

Subject 1: gah aauu waah!

Subject 2: NNHH! EEHHH, AH!

Subject 1: gau! ngrh- agah! aba…

Gaster’s Notes: NOTHING UNUSUAL OR NOTEWORTHY, BUT THEN…

Panel 6: [Gaster becomes shocked as he realises something.]

Gaster’s Notes: THEY BEGAN TO BABBLE.

Subject 1: agabadah?

Subject 2: ABJUH WOO! DAH?

Subject 1: abibaba dobaga

Subject 2: BIBIBI JAGAWAHBO

Panel 7: [Gaster cautiously regards Subject 1, as if not intervening may decrease the subject’s sentience.]

Subject 1: abjuh co wuh oh da!

Subject 2: ABJUH WOO BE GAIEH

Subject 1: amuh da, no no, daba dah!

Subject 2: DISPABAGEH

Subject 1: spespuh nao!

Gaster’s Notes: I COULD RECOGNIZE THE NOISES THEY WERE STRINGING TOGETHER.

Panel 8: [Gaster’s body language becomes tense.]

Gaster’s Notes: BITS AND PIECES OF THINGS I’D SAID TO THEM…

Subject 1: oo wan gabadah, daboh?

Subject 2: AH OO ISSU, DON

Gaster’s Notes: THEY EVEN MIMICKED MY TONE OF VOICE, THOUGH CLEARLY WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING.

Subject 1: fo baba deebo no no

Panel 9: [Subject 1 looks very excited, and is happily still babbling to Subject 2 offscreen]

Gaster’s Notes: THEY CAN SPEAK.

Subject 1: abjuh wuh!

Subject 2: ABJUH DOO!

Subject 1 um heeah 

Subject 2: ISSNUNG?

Gaster’s Notes: THEY CAN LEARN.

Panel 10: [Blank panel]

Gaster’s Notes: THEY ARE SENTIENT AFTER ALL.

Panel 11: [Gaster presses a hand to his face as he grips the table, and his moral dilemma.]

Gaster’s Notes: I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.

Panel 12: [Gaster grabs his head in distress.]

Gaster’s Notes: I SPECIFICALLY ACCELERATED THEIR GROWTH BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT THEM TO LOOK LIKE CHILDREN, I DON’T WANT THEM TO SOUND LIKE CHILDREN-!

Gaster’s Notes: IT’S…

Panel 13: [Gaster forces his body to relax, at least a bit, though his hand lingers thoughtfully on the side of his skull]

Gaster’s Notes: …UNNECESSARY.

Subject 1: abaja gadeeba top!

Subject 2: BBABABABABA!!

Subject 1: bibiblblblbl

Panel 14: [Gaster thoughtfully puts his hand on his chin, deep in thought]

Gaster’s Notes: THE RAPID GROWTH MAY APPLY TO THEIR MINDS AS WELL… IF THEY CAN PROGRESS TO AN ADULT LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING, AT LEAST THEN…

Panel 15: [Subject 1 is sitting cross-legged again, but this time he seems much more energetic than before as he continues talking to Subject 2 from the other room.]

Gaster’s Notes: I WILL INTRODUCE THEM TO EACH OTHER TOMORROW WITH THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS IN PLACE.

Subject 1: abjuh wuh!

Subject 2: ABJUH WOO!!

Subject 1: abjuh woo!

Subject 2: ABJUH WUH!

Subject 1: waiiiuh!

Subject 2: GO EEAH!

Gaster’s Notes: THIS WASN’T IN MY PLANS, BUT ONE MUST ALWAYS BE READY TO IMPROVISE.

Gaster’s Notes: WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Note: In case you couldn’t make it out clearly, as Gaster notes, Subject 1 and Subject 2 are babbling repeated phrases that he’s said to them. The ones I can make out are:

Subject 1

Subject 2

Come here

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Another installment of this awful thing. Set shortly after this one, omg chronological order! Sort of.

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[rainbowsparklecur]

slowly taking poison damage eeah oug ouh auh eeh aueh ouh eeah

[textingtroublesanswers]

EEAH! IT'S COME BACK FOR ME!

AHH- LILLIAN- RELAX!

*Tala just barely stumbles out of the closet with a couple bumps, whips, and scratches, while Lillian scrambles around to try and get away from the living bread*

-🦖

Private Breadcrumbs hisses at Lilian from Tala's arms.