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I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)
#it's a little crusty around the edges but. i am not a professional i just like binding books#the colored dots are bc my printer is strictly black and white and i needed a way to differentiate text colors#so. posca pens.#all the videos are QR codes !!#17776#is there even a fandom for this i legitimately don't know#if there is i love y'all
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"boys will be boys" yeah boys will whine like a pup in heat while their pretty cock gets edged and overstimulated by a pretty girl over n over again until they cant take it anymore. boys will be boys though
#og post#its me im the pretty girl#i love subby men#subby boys#deranged behavior#hornyposting#bd/sm switch#bd/sm community#overstim kink#edging kink#1cky boy#dommymommy#dumb slvt#rough kink#petpl4y#female dominance#omorashi#this is not an omorashi post but i like omorashi so im still tagging it#bladder desperation#piss desperation#piss holding#desperate wh0re#omo wetting#sub men#domme mommy#dom mommy#subby men#mommy k!nk#femdxm#male sub
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hi ☺️ this is me trying to record an edging session with my vibrator... *trying* because there's a moment when i can't take it anymore and i start finger fucking myself until i squirt (several times) at the end ☺️
p.s: i was soooo wet i ruined the sheets
#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#lesbian#wlw#audio nsft#edging kink#love fucking myself 💦💦#ju-audios
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the first time she said Chell's name was probably for something stupid like this (the sort-of-sequel to this)(edit: added some closeups cause i like how glados' internals looked :3c)
#My art#chelldos#Chell#GLaDOS#android glados#Nsft#Suggestive#we love to edge our robots here folks#heavily out of character here because glados would never say please#...........or would she#wireplay#robotfucker#the fine print says:#''test euphoria emergency output''#''systems overload''#and ''do not press unless in case of boredom''
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there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture
#he would protest if he saw this and say he was ‘resting his eyes’ but i digress#here are the movies my dad watched for the first time this year and didn’t fall alseep:#top gun: maverick sunset boulevard there will be blood witness for the prosecution glass onion edge of tomorrow#i suspect avatar will be on the list but we’re not seeing that until the 18th#we watch a lot of movies so the sample size can be considered significant#but at the end of the day dads just really love top gun and tom cruise idk what to tell you
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getting emotional over footage of an amateur scuba diver interacting with a coelacanth. they are hunted by large deepwater predators, and here comes a large creature bearing the brightest lights it's ever seen, making strange noises, but it does not shy away. it hovers, calmly, as the diver reaches out and trails a hand down its back. im strongly against the anthropomorphizing of real life animals but the stupid emotional part of me loudly insists this is because it recognizes us, the alternating movements of its four paired limbs matching the diver's four paired limbs, & it is thinking, "hello, cousins, we missed you these 66 million years, it's so good to see you again. welcome back, welcome home."
#[OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: he should NOT have touched the fish. do NOT touch random fish you find while scuba diving#especially if the fish is 6ft long & has sharp teeth#ESPECIALLY if the fish is a critically endangered species#being overwhelmed by the majesty of the coelcanth is understandable but that does not excuse his behavior]#[obligatory disclaimer 2: i know nothing about this guy; by 'amateur' i just mean he wasnt part of a scientific expedition at the time]#[obligatory disclaimer 3: i mean it wasnt CALM. its first dorsal fin was erect which we have reason to believe means it is on edge.#but it didnt flee like you would expect of a wild animal]#...disclaimers over. now im going to wail about how life began in the sea and we left & they stayed#& we thought they were gone & now we're finding our way back home to them#they are so beautiful and they are our family and they love us ok. they do i know it in my heart#coelacanth#Latimeria chalumnae#animals#andy original#ALSO I KNOW THEY HAVE 8 FINS by four paired limbs i mean the pelvic and pectoral the others arent paired they dont move like legs do
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Other people typcasting mark: the saddest, wettest, most tired looking Guy you've ever seen
Mark typcasting himself: incredibly unhinged terrible little entity fueled by the power of Fuck You
#markiplier#the edge of sleep#who killed markiplier#dave torres#wilford warfstache#darkiplier#actor mark#also when he casts himself in things he loves having a funny little outfit#look at him in his normal roles. give him more than a white shirt to wear lmao#long post
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obsessed with them.
#literally on the edge of my seat every time george opens his mouth#because we’re about to get either a very intelligent well thought out response or the most out of pocket insanity#i love the way he says ‘jasper’#like an exasperated parent#george rexstrew#jayden revri#kassius nelson#yuyu kitamura#they’re so chaotic#kassius being completely unimpressed by jayden#and yuyu being very impressed by everyone#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives#dbd#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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:-P
#i love city on the edge of forever#fuck coloring. my head is full of ants#tos#star trek#james kirk#spock#spirk
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Sneak peek at pre-HOJ arc of Missed Chances AU and their characters!
#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime au#Missed Chances AU#Pre-HOJ arc#Smiling Critters#catnap#dogday#Genuinely happy Dogday scares me--#Kiara is a bit rough on the edges but she'll get there#Maisie just loves everyone#Pre-HOJ lore real????#Also yes I want to think that Dogday (and everyone) knows how to handle *CHILDREN* but not *TEENAGERS*#So their dynamic is gunna be funny
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I swapped them around in a silly doodle
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#Vasco! what have they done to you?!#he finally caught the skrunklies#it's contagious#or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all#it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum#his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it#but swapped Vasco is#a whole new mystery critter#actually he's kind of cute#I would take him home#give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself#real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle#I love his little off-model sheep ear#couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy#gift art#foilthepiglin#own characters#Machete#Vasco
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chillin in the hot springs 🌱
+ a closeup
#ok so after drawing this i realized a major anatomical error that i compeltely overlooked and its bothering me so much that i cant unsee it#but i like how the drawing turned out so im not gonna change it#its bc if theyre both sitting down in the pool. there is no room for nemesis. but i hope you all can imagine that the pool is very deep and#they are actually standing#ok please imagine that for my sanity thank you#in my og sketch they were at the right edge of the pool and they would both have room to sit in this position but i moved them#cause i thought it would look better compositionally#and just didnt realize that the anatomy wouldnt make sense that way lmfao#anyway hope yall can still enjoy this melnem fanart#melnem#hades 2#hades ii#melinoe#nemesis#fanart#my artwork#illustration#i need these two to kiss kiss fall in love asap#oh my god also i love the little detail of their painted nails on their in game artwork#so cute#melinoe has green nails and nemesis has red nails#im love them
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KEANU REEVES as Matt in RIVER'S EDGE 1986
#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#fyeahmovies#junkfooddaily#dilfgifs#userfilm#kreevesedit#mancandykings#flawlessgentlemen#dailymenedit#cinemapix#keanu reeves#river's edge#usersavana#userraffa#userlil#*#*gifs#1000#coming out of an impromptu gifmaking retirement to post this then disappear again for 3 months love that for me
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slytherin boys + edging/orgasm denial!!!
Thanks for the request!
Slytherin Boys React: Edging / Orgasm Denial
Warnings: 18+, Minors DNI, piv, oral (male and female receiving), degradation, orgasm denial, edging, smut with no plot.
Mattheo Riddle
“Add Ashwinder egg to a cauldron, then add horseradish and heat” Mattheo’s voice sounded strained as your head bobbed down on his cock. The sound of your gagging muffled his words so you pulled away as he groaned.
“What kind of egg?” Your eyebrow raised as he tried to grab your hair and pull you back. You smack his hand as he gives you a desperate look.
“Ashwinder…baby please” he mutters and you lick the head flicking your tongue over it.
“What’s next?” You asked as your tongue moves down the length.
“Anemone?” Mattheo asks as he grabs the bedsheets, his head falls back as he groans. You sit straight up and he panics. “Thyme? Occamy?” He grabs your wrist trying to pull you back, he’s aching and he bites your lip. Your head is shaking as you hop off, “Rue!? IS IT FUCKING RUE!?” He calls after you but you’re already walking towards his door giving him a devilish smirk.
“You really should study” you tease leaving him panting helplessly on the bed as he reaches for his potions textbook to find the recipe for Felix Felicis hoping he could still get lucky.
Theodore Nott
Your thighs burned, it was quite a workout. Theo’s head was thudding on the headboard as your rocked your hips back and forth on him. Your ministrations were slow and teasing. His knitted brow, mouth hanging slack as another low groan escaped his lips was worth how absolutely spent you were.
Just when you felt his legs begin to tighten you pulled away giving him a little slap on the cheek.
“Ah fuck” he muttered his eyes nearly rolling back as you ripped another climax away from him. He licked his lips as he looked at you half lidded, “No more teasing, let me fill you up” he muttered in his low voice.
“No” you said haughtily, “why don’t you ask Astoria to?”. Your cheeks were flushed with defiance. You caught them talking, no flirting in the common room.
“I don’t want her baby, I only want you bella” he said in nearly a whiny voice that made you grin.
You sunk back down on his aching, rigid cock as his lips let out another moan.
“Then say my name, and maybe I’ll let you come” you say and snap your hips forward to see if you can chase your own high before you take away his.
Lorenzo Berkshire
Enzo is flattered, tickled even when you tell him you want him to edge you. What the hell were you thinking? This boy researched. For hours. Reading articles, watching porn, asking his friends.
Your legs are tied to his bedposts, Enzo lays between them observing your impossibly wet pussy. It’s been nearly an hour, your back arches as you desperately seek out a means to an end. His fingers swirl around your swollen clit, eliciting a loud moan from you.
Enzo chuckles and dips two fingers into your cunt, listening to how loudly you cry out from barely any movement. The past hour he has edged you so badly, you nearly begin to beg when he pulls away again.
He ghosts his finger over your sensitive bundle of nerves and you come. Hard. You clench around nothing as your body finally gives in at the faintest touch.
“Holy shit,” Enzo says in a low voice. He didn’t mean for you to finish so soon, although just the sight of you letting go is enough to make him want more.
“Let’s do that again” he says.
Draco Malfoy
“Don’t be so impatient love,” Draco whispers as he slides his cock over your aching pussy.
“Once…Draco I said it ONCE,” you whine and your eyes roll back as you bite your bottom lip. Earlier in the day he had tried to pull you away from a conversation with Enzo. You made the mistake of rolling your eyes and telling him to “stop being impatient”.
You try and grind yourself up to meet him but he is quick to shove your hips down and onto the bed as he tuts.
“Baby please” you plead as he brushes a strand of hair out of your face.
“So needy for me pretty girl,” he says and shoves himself forward making you gasp. A few strokes and he’s gone again leaving you nearly clawing at his back for more.
Blaise Zabini
It was time for revenge. After he made you fall apart in the Great Hall you knew you had to get your boyfriend back. It was Friday night and another party in the Slytherin common room was in full swing.
You had on a short, black bodycon dress, no panties. There was work to be done. When you spotted your boyfriend he was laughing with Draco, already a few drinks down.
“I need you baby…now,” you muttered in his ear. He stood nearly immediately and began to lead you to his dorm. You shake your head and pull him down the hall, the sight of the broom closet makes him even more excited. Nothing gets him going like the taboo.
He’s ravaging your lips, neck, chest. When his hands reach your thighs and he realizes you aren’t wearing panties he groans loudly. You hitch your leg up on his waist as he fumbled with his belt. The two of you combined feverishly, he pushes into you with eager strokes.
It’s not long until you hear his breath hitch and you pull away so quickly he is breathless with confusion. You pull away with a wink and open the door, he scrambles to cover himself.
“What am I supposed to do with this?” He asked loudly.
“Save it for later I guess” you call back grinning.
Tom Riddle
“You think,” Tom snapped forward making your hips bite into the desk, “you’re so damn….” He pulled your hair making you flush to his chest, “funny”.
To be fair it was funny. Tom was in the common room, talking to Mattheo and Draco when you sauntered over. You sat on his lap, your lips moving to his ear, “I’m so wet right now,” you mumbled to Mr. No PDA. Tom’s eyes widened as Draco and Mattheo smirked at you straddling his lap.
He dragged you to his room shortly after, immediately bending you over his desk. His hands yanking your panties to the side as he pushed into you at a punishing pace. You weren’t mad about it, in fact it’s what you wanted.
“I am funny,” you tease defiantly. He pulls away turning you to face him. His eyes are pure rage, the quiet kind that actually makes you nervous. Tom lifts you onto the desk, he spread your legs and dropped to his knees, surprising you.
Under a vicelike grip on your thighs, he flutters his tongue softly, almost delicately. Tom does not usually go down on you, even though he is absolutely phenomenal at it. Within minutes you’re trembling, eyes rolling back so close to your orgasm you can nearly taste it.
Then he pulls away, wiping his mouth as he observes at your shocked face. Before you can protest he grins.
“See, I can be funny too”.
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Charles Leclerc in Top Gun Canal+ Supersonique
#charles leclerc#charlesleclercedit#f1edit#*bangs pots and pans* he's soooooooo top gun au coded#he has a raging crush on his instructor - a highly decorated seasoned pilot who graduated top of the program himself#charles believes seb's still every bit the pilot he was in his prime despite the whispers that he lost his edge after an ill-fated mission#anytime one of the cadets disrespects seb charles turns feral it's true it's true#ofc seb's also immediately taken with charles - something something honey youre familiar like my mirror years ago#but he has hang ups about starting a relationship with him because ~professionalism. max probably accuses him of favoring charles as is#still they clash sometimes bc seb thinks charles is being too reckless; too impatient & impulsive. but the love is there. we all know this#and ofc the top gun au wouldn't be complete without a charles & max rivalry subplot#cl supersonique docu#*#*mine: gif
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