#Eddie Munsen

[eddie-van-munson]

Warnings: Insomnia, Cursing, Brief Reference to Stomach/Period Cramps

@1andonlygracie Sorry this took so long!! <3

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You'd tried so hard not to wake him with  your incessant tossing and turning. Nonetheless, you felt him stir ever so slightly beside you as the glowing numbers on the night stand clock reached 3:00 am. Angry tears welled in your tired eyes. You were so fucking exhausted. Why couldn't you just sleep? You just wanted some goddamn sleep.

You scrubbed your tears angrily from your cheeks, squirming a bit in his arms to flip your pillow over onto its cool side again. He shifted a little, his muscles naturally re-melting around each contour of your body's newest position with ease. You wouldn't have known he was awake if not for the lazy movements of his guitar-callused index finger tracing tiny pictures against the back of your hand.  

His nose buried against the back of your shoulder as he held you, his lips grazing cross the bare skin there as he mumbled drowsily. "What hurts, baby?"

His voice was barely audible over the drumming of rain against the roof of the trailer. His free hand trailed over your hip and beneath the hem of your tank top, his palm finding purchase against your lower belly where you'd often cramp.

"Nothing hurts." You sniffled, though you admittedly welcomed the heat of his gentle touches against your tummy. "Just..."

"Jus' can't sleep?" His voice was deep and groggy. Just hearing him speak was enough to soothe the upset that had knotted up in your chest.

You nodded, giving a pitiful hum in response, " 'm sorry I'm keeping you awake."

"No... No, pretty. You're not..." His words slurred slightly as he pressed lazy kisses against the back of your neck. "Well, maybe you are a little, but I don't mind it."

You'd groaned, pulling a sleepy chuckle from Eddie. You could feel his breath against your shoulder as he pulled you closer, yawning. He snaked his hand up between your bodies to scratch gently at your scalp. "What'cha got goin' on up there, huh? What's keeping you awake?"

You only hummed in response, so miserably tired that even carrying on conversation felt laborious.

"I bet..." Eddie's lips trailed from the back of your neck to the shell of your ear. "You've got a brain eating fungus. You want me to look?"

You nodded, staring up at him with bleary eyes.

Eddie mimed opening the top of your head like a lid, making his own sound effects to mimic the squeak of the hinge. "Yep. Just as I suspected. We're going to have to take the whole thing out."

"My whole brain?" You mumbled. Eddie could tell you were getting sleepier and sleepier. You rubbed your eyes, lashes batting.

"Yup. And it won't hurt a bit." Eddie placed his palm flat on the top of your head. "This is the brain sucker. Ready?" You nodded, eyes fluttering shut.

Eddie squeezed the top of your head lightly, making a sound effect that you could only assume belonged to the brain sucking machine. You smiled softly as he politely mimed closing your head again, pressing a kiss to its center.

He must be been right, because not ten minutes later, you were asleep.

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[dystopiandramaqueen]

My 9 yo drew this

I told him the fandom needed to see it 😔

Note that the demo-bats are rocking out in the audience instead of eating Eddie 😩🖤👌⚡️

[joeylivesinspace]

YALL HELP 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[itsgoodtoseemeisntit30]

You have no idea how much I miss writing Fanficion. Actually writing in general, I just haven't had any ideas. Has anyone got any requests for me? I've written for Eddie Munsen, Pennywise, The Joker (Ledger, Leto and Phoenix) Harley Quinn and Dhawan! Master in the past

[joeylivesinspace]

EEEEEEEEEK

I want a 70s AU so bad

[cherrycoloredfaith]

I may be late to this discussion but…

what the fuck is that

with an E??

[dazedeye]

pokemon ask game!!! #3 and/or#55?

excuse me eddie what the fuck are you doing in my inbox

3- Favorite Dual Type

This was hard to choose since a lot of my top favorite Pokemon have just 1 type so I had to think a second but

Giant friend centipede supremacy Scolipede is peak poison type design and was one of the first bug types I used in a playthrough (game was White 2).

55- Favorite Ghost Type

Houndstone. My main dawg. The best plastic skeleton halloween decoration beast of all time. One of the best signature moves in the games I love this creature with all my heart and will defend him until the day I die.

what the dog doin

[chamomileteainabuttercup]

#okay but this is legit!!!#is this like some american centric thing???#spelling it jonathan?#does the rest of the world spell in jonathon?#why is this a thing???

Jonathan is the original, “correct” spelling wherever you are since it’s a Biblical name with the same Hebrew root for the second part as Nathan.  Spelling it Jonathon is simply, well, ignorance/confusion.  Some people do spell their own name that way, but then some people spell their name Micheal instead of Michael, you know?  There’s no point in “correcting” them about it in real life, that would just be rude, but I can’t help mentally registering it as a mistake.  In any case Jonathan Byers does spell his name the standard way so it is an error to spell it differently in fanfic, just as it would be wrong to write Eddy Munsen or Robyn Buckleigh.

“Jonathon” always makes me think “a marathon of Jons,” but specifically Jon Arbuckle from Garfield since he was the first Jon-not-John I personally knew of. 

u know what takes me out of a fic?

when fuckers spell it Jonathon instead of Jonathan.

[infectiouspiss]

half of the spiderpunk eddie munsen “punk” playlists are actually just shadow the hedgehog playlists because tiktok alts can’t handle a guy more hardcore than this

[gabbertrapmix]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @dazedeye YAYYYY

I drew their sona because theyre so epic and silly and cool.. i love purple heheheeeee :3c

here's to many more years of harassing me with eddie munsen

[eddie-van-munson]

-Young Dad!Eddie who has lost his high-school sweetheart to childbirth, and is now left all alone with his newborn baby girl.

-Young Dad!Eddie who's trying so desperately to ignore his grief that he barely even lets himself sleep for the first several weeks of his daughter's life.

-Young Dad!Eddie who struggles to accept help from Wayne or Robin and  Steve...anyone really...because he's trying so hard to do right by the love he's lost.

-Young Dad!Eddie that's determined to prove to himself that he's going to be able to take care of this angel that he's been left with.

-Young Dad!Eddie that owes everything to Wayne, who takes care of his little love all day long so that Eddie can work double, or even triple shifts to make ends meet.

-Young Dad!Eddie that lives to hold his baby girl. Who sits in bed alone with his newborn and giggles to himself as she clumsily tries to nurse the tip of his nose or the apple of his cheek.

-Young Dad!Eddie who carries a snapshot of his daughter's sweet, drooly, toothless grin in his wallet...right along side a well-loved, dog-earred one of her mom.

-Young Dad!Eddie that's so lonely, but can't stomach the idea of trying to meet someone new, despite his loved ones' encouragement

-Young Dad!Eddie who has a deeply buried streak of separation anxiety.

-Young Dad!Eddie who sometimes talks to the photo of his daughter's mother that sits on his beside table...mumbling to her about their baby girl as he drifts off at night.

-Young!Dad Eddie that feels his loneliness so deep in his stomach...like a painful knot.

-Young Dad!Eddie who can feel his body physically relax when he's finally able to scoop up his girl and kiss her chubby little cheeks at the end of his day. 

-Young Dad!Eddie that sings little songs and blows raspberries against his baby's bare tummy to hear her squeal and giggle so loudly.

-Young Dad!Eddie that holds his daughter's tiny foot up to his ear. Hello? Oh, it's for you, ma'am.

-Young Dad!Eddie who lets his angel yank his curls to her little heart's content

-Young Dad!Eddie who will often fall asleep with his daughter resting against his bare chest (even though he's technically not supposed to) because he needs her with him.

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I want to make this a fic so bad. What do you guys think?

[2ndstringloser]

blorbos named eddie showdown

reblog for exposure so other people can fight for their favorite eddie

[average-fo-enjoyer-moved]

general info:

☆ wolfie, tommy, james, edgar, ricky or eddie

☆ 16

☆ he/they/it/she

☆ bully n helluva boss enjoyer

☆ follows from @h0ly-c4nn0li

self ship info:

♡ my main (romantic) f/os r ace ventura, chazwick thurman n stolas

♡ my 'type' is all over the place-

♡ edgar munsen (bully) is my lil bro <3

[eva-knits12]

The book I'm currently reading

This book is the second book in Iris Johanen's Eve series. It can also be read as a stand alone. No, it's not about the actor who plays Eddie Munsen.

[rigginsstreet]

The Duffers trying to peddle the whole found family, outcasts band together arc is so fucking funny to me because:

Nancy was never an outcast, they just gave her that shitty 'preppy popular girl gets moral angst so becomes a badass gun wielding apocalyptic grunge princess overnight' arc and then literally never showed her at school again so even if she did become an outcast, you actually never see it. In fact, we see multiple times beyond that that she's still very much considered the polite, proper, middle-upper class small town girl by any of her peers who aren't The Gang.

Barb. Chubby shy girl always in the preppy princess' shadow as the holy voice of reason, invited along as nothing but the moral support so Nancy can get laid. Dead. Dead and forgotten by literally everyone except her parents and used as a character device for Nancy (and by extension her romance with Steve.)

Steve is only technically an outcast by association. Sure, he has that fight with Tommy, but Tommy and the dude always kissing ass in Tommy's shadow are the only ones we ever see actually like. Treating Steve any differently, arcade manager dude aside (who just does not give a shit about anyone else anyway.) If the Duffers had actually properly shown Steve at school like Nancy we would've seen that while he might not have been as popular, he definitely wouldn't be sat alone in the corner. I mean come on he was in Scoops Ahoy and still getting flirted with. If you actually peeled him away from The Gang for like five minutes he'd be top of the food chain again.

The actual outcasts themselves pick and choose who is and isn't allowed in The Gang and will immediately turn on each other the moment one of them doesn't meet the standard, as we clearly saw with Lucas, who literally just got into sport and made a few friends on the team. They turn on each other constantly, weaponize their knowledge of each other as and when it suits them, and clearly have a classification of what is and isn't the 'right' kind of outcast. (coughBillyHargrovecough.) Which is exactly the behavior they resent the 'normies' for.

Apropos Billy. The Duffers literally said "its about outcasts and found family and coming together against monsters both human and not" and then also said "except for the traumatised queer-coded abuse victim. We very very clearly want you to know he is the most evil of evil out there and his sole purpose is to get beaten up and die." They decided Steve Harrington couldn't die so they made his evil gay clone. The literal only way they could think of to make Billy "bad" was to have him shout at Lucas and beat up Steve. They said "his ass is too big for him to live but we're gonna ride it for the entire PR train."

Speaking of queer-coded outcasts and dying. I know you hate Eddie Munsen, but he was basically the Queer Canary 2.0. The Duffers really said "anyone who would not be on a Home and Garden magazine cover must be shot on sight." Joe and Joseph started getting a lil too homerotic and the Duffers started loading up the gun.

And controversial but Robin. I love love love Robin but its really like the Duffers said "we have to keep one queer alive to avoid the homophobia allegations" and then after months at the drawing board they just shrugged and said "why don't we just copy-paste Steve but change the formatting to lesbian?"

And like. Its been shown that the moment all these so-called outcasts are separated, suddenly, they're not really that outcast anymore! They're all growing up, getting hobbies, making new friends, realizing that they don't have quite as much in common as they thought they did. Will and Dustin are the only two who kind of stay on the hem of that original format.

I'm not even going to talk about whatever the fuck that was with Eleven running away to some fever dream Murder Goths™ secret club. Not even the Duffers want to talk about it. It genuinely makes me think of the Twilight baseball scene. Its like you know the vision they had in mind when they thought it up but then its like they asked AI to create it.

Stranger Things is just the Duffers' Wattpad Mary Sue Y/N fanfiction.

Don’t you DARE disrespect the twilight baseball scene like this

No one in this life could ever convince me Eddie is queer like god himself could stand before me and I will tell him he is wrong

Billy being Steve’s evil gay clone is so real tho I’ll give you that

Um it’s 2024 are we all ready to admit the party is just the nerd boy version of the plastics? Are we ready to have that conversation? I’m ready to have that conversation