#Ebe

[fleetstreetvicomte]

“I remember improvising with Shayne, and I remember he laughed. That laugh that like makes you feel like everything’s okay in this world!”

Amanda talking about her first sketch on Smosh and working with Shayne.

[bakedbakermom]

txf +txt posts (11/?)

[casuallycryingoverbooks]

The season one dynamic is so important to me because you watch the first episode and you’re like “they’re gonna bone” even though they don’t really trust each other and its just this first time field agent who knows exactly what shes doing in theory but has never actually experienced any if this and this vetted agent who was renown for his profiles with violent crimes who every just thinks is crazy but the take each other so seriously from the get go and why the fuck are they standing that close to each other and then at the end of the season (which i estimate to be about a years worth of time) scully, who holds her job and success over everything else, is ready to lose her job to protect Mulder and he is mostly ready to give up the xfiles (in name atleast, you cant really have mulder without the xfiles) for the same reason.

They’re not friends, they’re not coworkers, they’re not romantically or sexual invoved they are a secret fifth thing

Let me tell you a secret, have you ever heard that greek myth where humans were made with two faces and four arms and legs until they got split in half and thats where soulmates came from? That was actually written to describe the relationship of Fox Mulder and Dana Scully

[aardwolfpack]

The X-Files, Episode #17: “E.B.E.” (1994)

[setratwo]

dooodlie doo, I had not used any references here but woo!!!

[azuremliam]

Work prevented me from posting this on time on Valentines day RIP 😭 Happy belated Valentines day everyone! The shirt Liam's wearing was given to them by Fionna (along with a lot of other silly insect related shirts) after they became pals. They also don't know a lot about human holidays- Bug World had its own specific kinds of celebrations.

Liam enjoys having any excuse to hang out with Scarab (and get bonus kisses)

[uapcatalog]

Description of the Roswell 1947 ETs from Berlitz/Moore's The Roswell Incident, published in 1980:

- Approximate height between three and a half and four and a half feet.

- The head, by human standards, is oversize in relation to torso and limbs.

- Although brain capacity has not been specified it is considerably larger comparatively than that possessed by human beings.

- Head and body are hairless although some report a slight fuzz on pate.

- Eyes are large and deep-set or sunken, far apart, and slightly slanted.

- No ear lobes or extending flesh beyond apertures noted on each side of the head.

- Nose is formless, with nares indicated by only a slight protuberance.

- Mouth is a small slit which may not function as an orifice for food ingestion.

- No mention of teeth was made by Stringfield's informants.

- Neck is relatively thin.

- Arms and legs are extremely thin, with arms reaching nearly to knee sections.

- Hands show four fingers and no thumb, with two fingers double the length of the others.

- Fingernails are elongated. A slight webbing effect exists between the fingers.

- Skin of tough texture and grayish.

- Skin on some preserved bodies appeared dark brown, evidently charred

[thexfilesbracket]

E.B.E. - Mulder and Scully become the focus of a disinformation campaign when they attempt to trace the government's secret transport of an alien life form.

Nisei - An "alien autopsy" videotape and a murder spark Mulder's search for a strange creature. Scully looks for information about her disappearance.

[uapro]

Bag ‘O Aliens

20 glow-in-the-dark miniature aliens

[jingszo]

The Strange Story of J-Rod, An EBE “Extraterrestrial Biological Entity”

I found it amusing because he indicated that the big boss of the project was an extraterrestrial biological entity he knew as J-Rod that arrived on Earth in 1953.

According to BJ, no language interfaces with the EBE existed in 1953, so a series of symbols were shown to test their reactions. Some symbols looked like letters and others were geometric shapes.

The first symbol EBEN pointed to looked like a “J”. The other was an “inertial bar” that looked like a rod. So the humans called Eben the “J-Rod”.

[malinastharlock]

You ever have sex with an EBE? Let me tell you, it's out of this world. 👽

[hablemosde]

EBE captado en El Pedregal, Venezuela, 2022

[cagdasyatirim]

[smosh-fessions]

Actual confession between all the controversy:bit city is boring and i prefer every blank ever. I also think eioyi was better than culinary crimes but its not bad. I just feel like the older shows were more authentic cuz the cast members were allowed to be more honest and unfiltered

In my opinion and theirs they were definitely running out of EBE to do that had more than one or two jokes to them. I've watched almost all of them and I couldn't make it through the last ten to fifteen myself.

[aytonai]

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