#Earth Viper

[askthesmoltitans]

Name; Earth Viper Age; 27 Birthday; March 15th, 2??? Pronouns; Them/Its/Him Gender; Gender Fluid (Male Leaning) Height; 6’11’’ Weight; 257 lb Eye Color; GreenishBlue Hair Color; Forest Green Race; [Redacted] Nationality; [Redacted] Species; Humanoid Viper Snake Plant Hybrid; Unknown Viper Snake/Unknown Plant Medical; Has an Impostor Parasite within its system, appears it has been living with this “host” for the majority of its life. Powers; Earth/Plant abilities, height strength and “impostor” parasite 

[exotic-venom]

Variable bush viper (Atheris squamigera)

[maythearo]

Yahoo! Scarabia into the spider-verse concept! That was way too difficult to design, idk why I got stuck on it for so long. I wanna make a comic cover piece with these two soon. I'm in my atsv era.

And UHH apparently Earth 912 is already officially taken by marvel comics but. Let's pretend Earth (0) 912 is different, idk 💀 I just took Kalim and Jamil's birth dates for their universe numbers lol

Anyone who might want to use these designs to make your own art, feel free to do so, no need to ask for permission! as long as there's credit somewhere kwndiwbfjebfj (I consider this the same I'm doing with the MH AU, I don't really own this universe idea or anything, just the designs and hcs I make up for it according to what I personally imagine of these AUs to be 👍👍)

[aphelio-mara]

omega earth legion fandom but it's people making real "masked men >>>>" posts and it's just a blurry ass image of cypher doing a peace sign

omen and kay/o being the subjects of thousands of "hear me outs" and every time there's a comment that goes off about how it's wrong (no one gives a fuck)

people calling out anyone who's a dedicated brimstone or breach fan someone with daddy issues while viper and reyna have the same font of fans as rhea ripley

clove, iso, and gekko being called the new gen fruity trio while og fans argue with them because it's obviously still jett, yoru, and phoenix (the poly allegations will never leave them)

and speaking of gekko, he gets the digital footprint treatment because i know damn well that guy has posted about himself since he was 13 (he definitely had vine)

videos of fade and neon being the (un)golden children of the legion pr team because they just say whatever in front of the camera

[amyleepascal]

We were robbed

[eichan2d]

Another meme, missed draw her tbh.

[shallyne]

Crescent City characters as Reputation lyrics

Bryce - If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing, I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming

Hunt - I loved you in spite of Deep fears that the world would divide us

Ruhn - For you, I would cross the line, I would waste my time, I would lose my mind

Lidia - But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time

Danika - Cut me into pieces, Gold cage, hostage to my feelings

Ithan - I struck a match And blew your mind, but I didn't mean it And you didn't see it

Fury - Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him

Baxian - My castle crumbled overnight

Tharion - Inescapable, I'm not even gonna try

Cormac - I've made mistakes and made some choices, that's hard to deny

The Viper Queen - I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me

Feyre - Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time

Rhys - And all at once, you are the one I have been waiting for

[squishosaur]

consider: Jamiazurido expect it’s technically just Jamiazu and Riddle is a third wheel who is under the assumption that Jamil and Azul are just friends because he’s dense

they are all best friends btw i would die for them

-Snake anon (At 1:30am)

i fee like riddle would know or, at least, she'd be guessing that there was Something there

[inlovewithquotes]

"She's not for sale."

Bryce leaned out of his grip, throwing him a warning glare.

The Viper Queen said, "Everyone, General, is for sale. You just have to figure out the asking price." Smoke flared from her nostrils, a dragon huffing flames. "Give me a day or two, Athalar, and I'll figure out yours."

Hunt's smile was a thing of deadly beauty. "Maybe I've figured out yours already."

The Viper Queen smiled. "I certainly hope so."

-House Of Earth And Blood

[earthccc]

Incorrect 4 - Earth CCC - Marvel

Heinrich Zemo: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

*****

Helmut Zemo: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Sin: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

*****

Viper: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!

Viper: First who would you kill?

*Red Skull points at Heinrich Zemo*

*Strucker points at Heinrich Zemo*

*Arnim Zola points at Heinrich Zemo*

Heinrich Zemo: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

*****

Fixer, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Helmut Zemo, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

*****

Heinrich Zemo: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Abraham Erskine: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Heinrich Zemo: No.

[polls4you]

The Legend of Korra: Choose your favorite character! (First Round)

[askthesmoltitans]

[exotic-venom]

(Trimeresurus purpureomaculatus) Mangrove pitviper

[maythearo]

Getting sillier on the self indulgent madness i've fallen into

[n7viper]

not that I really owe anyone any explanations or anything but like - I know I spend time on here and make some vent posts or whine about minor things, but honestly? I'm doing SO much better than I have been in a long time. I've struggled with my mental health for years and it got really bad this past winter in a way it hasn't for some time. I relapsed into some old habits, picked up new ones, it just generally wasn't great. but I've been in therapy consistently since early January, and I think I've made a lot of progress. I'm a lot less volatile than I was, and I just generally feel happier overall.

I've made a lot of meaningful connections this past year and have a good group of people that support me and care about me. I've been making moves to be my most authentic self. I've also just been trying to embrace spontaneity and do whatever interests me, even if it's just "little" things like dyeing my hair vibrant colours. which I've always wanted to do but was never brave enough to

all in all, I promise I'm doing SO well. yeah I'm a little dry and crispy right now. but I'm an overall happy crispy cookie

[at-liberty-news]

Viper Commandos Inbound

Important news for all troopers listening in, and a lot of it! Information from our insiders has it that Super Earth's contracted manufacturers and the Ministry of Science are working on a plethora of new tools and armaments for a supposed elite new division of the Helldivers corps. We were able to learn much about these advances and will explain them in as much detail as possible!

Let's start with the troopers themselves. Although Helldivers appear to be enlisted according to the soon-to-be soldier's physical fitness and loyalty in civilian life, Viper Commandos seem to be taken a step further, pushed to their body's limit during training, and it shows. These Helldivers are more capable of handling the heavy weight of their weapons and pushing off any close-range aggressors than any soldier ever before!

As for the armory, two new firearms are already in mass production. Hearing the pleas of many desperate squad leaders too used to the loss of their squadmates in close-range ambushes, Super Earth will finally be fielding the SG-22 Bushwacker, a compact and stable break-action shotgun with three sawed-off barrels. It can even fire all three shots at once! The other weapon, however, is somewhat of a returning classic. Back in the first Galactic War, Helldivers were often equipped with a carbine variant of that time's Liberator, known as the AR-22C Patriot. Now its descendant, the AR-23A Carbine, will soon be hitting the field. But many already speculate on its true value, as the Helldivers have largely derided most assault rifles issued to them, citing too frequent reloads as being a practical death sentence for those using them. We can only hope the Ministry of Defense takes these complaints into consideration.

Additionally, in apparent recognition of the growing number of Helldivers who value a more precise, methodical, and silent approach to dismantling enemy operations, a sharp, new disposable K-2 Throwing Knife will be issued. Many have already questioned just how disposable these knives are, worrying that they will be so cheaply produced that they will simply shatter upon impact, rendering them impossible to reuse. Others, too, have pointed out the current Helldivers's lack of proper close-range combat training, saying that they will fail to adequately defend themselves in melee combat. These are grim assumptions, but once again, we can only hope for the best outcome.

It also seems Super Earth predicts vital operations to take place in heavily jungled territory soon, as the latest armors, the PH-202 Twigsnapper and PH-9 Predator, are built for it and the heat it brings. Clearly meant for ambushes, this gear is not as comprehensive as most SEAF armor sets, which usually never expose any skin! Along with this new armor is a pair of camouflaged capes, and a surprising development in that SEAF Pelicans, Exosuits, and Hellpods will be outfitted with camouflaged patterns as deemed necessary.

Finally, although we have yet to hear any news on dark fluid, the Ministry of Science has been hard at work, hand in hand with Permacura, on an experimental modification to the infusion delivered by stim needles. A vital resource for all soldiers on the field, stims are expensive to purchase and therefore distributed in limited quantities. Despite its near-magical regenerative and performance-enhancing effects, many Helldivers still die well before running out of stims. To remedy this, the new formula will boost the resilience of the human body, exceeding its own physical limitations in the process. A soldier will be expected to be able to run even faster and survive normally fatal attacks while the effects are ongoing. From what preliminary testing footage has leaked, some of us consider it to be... unnaturally effective.

That's all we have for this segment. We apologize if such a long broadcast is not to your tastes, dear viewers, but they will be few and far between, as the longer we stay on the air, the more likely Super Destroyers can triangulate our position and attempt to intercept us. With that said, we'll be warping to a new, semi-random location soon to share the newest personal order with you.

Give 'em Hell, Divers!