#EYE-SICK

[7-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

we’re gonna start reading “the fault in our stars” in class soon and i’ve been assigned to read for isaac. i only know two things about the book’s actual characters (1. jack and 2. shit) so i decided to look up the plot summary. he’s gus (the male lead)‘s bestie and inadvertently causes him to meets hazel (the female lead). and then gus and hazel go off to have the whole romance thing together (yknow. what the book is about).

my aroace ass got typecast as the fucking third wheel

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[wickedcriminal]

Hedgehogs when they see a weird bug

[rosalinesurvived]

https://x.com/trtworld/status/1785959608168731091

[ink-the-artist]

Creature of Light lithograph

[klancer-warrior]

they're in love or whatever

[wasyago]

a man of many talents

[akdw]

Above all, Percabeth are besties. They laugh hysterically at the weirdest or dumbest jokes and are complete crackheads together. They’re always slightly annoying to the rest of the room because they keep cracking jokes. They tease each other relentlessly BUT they’re the only ones allowed to do that! If Percy hears anybody else call Annabeth a smartass or if Annabeth hears anybody else call Percy dumb-oh, it’s over for those people. They have sleepovers. They talk shit about people(or gods!). They keep bringing up the other ones embarrassing or goofy moments. Beyond soulmates, beyond boyfriend and girlfriend, they are BEST FRIENDS. It’s what they started as, and they still are today, even if their relationship has evolved past that.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[legitimate-salvage]

I’m at my wits fucking end

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

costco rotisserie chicken

[ohmaerieme]

thats strange.... this dr pepper is starting to taste like maternal instincts towards devin "dev" dimmadome

[chialattea]

Oh so YOU GUYS can monologue for hours but my man yorick tries to have a nice conversation after regaining his ability to speak AND YOU GANG UP ON HIM???? I see how it is!!! The double standards are crazy!!!

[bubbarnes]

“... hey, hello.”

[umblrspectrum]

another failed sneaking attempt