#EVIL LESBIAN SONGS 🔥🔥🔥

[evilmildlylesbian]

what if YOU were an EVIL river spirit that would EVILLY tempt EVIL shepherd girls into the EVIL RIVER to stay with you EVILLY forever

[wetblanket7]

touya todoroki headcanons bc im in love with this man ᯓᡣ𐭩

have i finished watching mha? no. does that stop me from writing about dabi? no <3

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touya todoroki who once decided to dye his hair red and immediately regretted it. he dyed it black again after enji took thousands of photos of him

touya todoroki who askes you to name 5 songs after he saw you wearing band tshirt

touya todoroki who tells his siblings they’re adopted or were found in the trash

touya todoroki who always goes to fuyumi for love advice bc he’s a total loser

touya todoroki who loves underground midwest emo bands and thinks his music taste is superior (its not)

touya todoroki who’s still unemployed and lives with his parents

touya todoroki who told you that he’s in lesbians with you

touya todoroki who always cheats when they’re having a family game night

touya todoroki who sags his pants

touya todoroki who only wears beat up converse and dr martens (i can also see him having new rocks)

touya todoroki who plays bass

touya todoroki who pierced his nose himself after rei told him he can’t has piercings

touya todoroki who often skateboards with keigo

touya todoroki who plays every male manipulator game with his online friends (mostly with shiggy tho)

touya todoroki who definitely uses dabi as his nickname (he thinks he’s soo cool)

touya todoroki who’s a momma’s boy

touya todoroki who is a spit image of enji

touya todoroki who’s the most stereotypical male manipulator ever

touya todoroki who definitely had an opium phase (keigo uses his photos form that era to blackmail him lmao)

touya todoroki who manspreads all the time (he literally can’t seat normally)

touya todoroki who never saw a brush

touya todoroki who has minecraft server with his siblings

touya todoroki who listens to lil peep

touya todoroki who uses tiktok brainrot with natsuo daily (rei is tired of them)

touya todoroki who steals rei’s eye pencil

touya todoroki who’s your passanger princess

touya todoroki who wears his clothes as long as they pass the sniff test

touya todoroki who knows his hogwart house, greek god parent, mbti, birth chart and which type of bread he is

touya todoroki who gets offended if you don’t answer his tiktoks but won’t answer yours for weeks

touya todoroki who never wears matching socks

touya todoroki who can’t solve math problems for shit but will explain the entire plot of evangelion to you

touya todoroki who dated one or two girls before you and they both dumped him

touya todoroki who’s love language is annoying everyone around him

touya todoroki who consumed every media you ever mentioned

touya todoroki who wears every single bracelet fuyumi, natsuo and shoto made for him

touya todoroki who gives you flowers he stole from rei’s garden

touya todoroki who will come up to you and give you a rock bc it reminds him of you

touya todoroki who’s your trained photographer <3

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this is probably very ooc but im projecting. i need a man like him so bad its not even funny anymore

and hes very scott pilgrim/rodrick heffley coded. watch him fight your seven evil exes and cover baby for you <3

sorry for any mistakes my god why is posting so stressful lmao i literally feel like i made so many grammar mistakes 🔥🔥

btw if you know downtown mtv then theres this one scene where alex takes serena’s photos at the graveyard this is literally you and touya frfr

[veliseraptor]

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worst part of fanon: my god, anon. I'm looking at this like (a) you want me to pick one? I have a fucking list and (b) this feels like I am a wolf looking at a suspicious looking pile of leaves and going 'hmmm that seems like a bad idea to step there.'

and yet I'm going to do it anyway. I posted the meme! no one but myself to blame here.

but I am going to go ahead and do a list, because, you know, why not. it's 10:43 pm and I'm feeling reckless.

Nie Huaisang as champion of the common people and really just a good guy if you're not Jin Guangyao. Honestly pretty much any cultivator other than (a) Jin Guangyao, at least somewhat, or (b) Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen as champion of the common people. This is not a novel about people who care about ordinary people. It's just not. In fact it's sort of a plot point that it isn't.

This isn't, like, the worst, but it is starting to bug me: Pete is turned on/aroused by the torture of other people. It's actually important to me that Pete is largely indifferent to violence against other people. He doesn't enjoy it, it's just a part of life, almost inevitable. The "vegaspete who murder together stay together" thing just doesn't work for me.

Maglor and Maedhros, the nice Feanorians who were really not on board with all the killing that all their bad and evil brothers were doing. I'm exaggerating, but not that much.

I'm not inherently opposed to it in all cases, but I feel like the predominance of femdom Wen Qing is something where I'm a little like...other people have dissected the whole thing where in f/m ships sometimes it seems like it has to be pegging to be valid (not naysaying pegging! I've written it myself and whatever floats your kink), but here in particular I feel like it pigeonholes Wen Qing into this role where she's the mean but cool (sometimes lesbian but mostly if she's a background character) friend who TAKES CHARGE during sex because she's STRONG and...idk. Give Wen Qing a day off. a bath and a massage and someone to pamper her just a little. I think that would be nice for her.

Relatedly, though this feels less like fanon and more like just a common fandom kink, I'll throw in mean dom Xiao Xingchen. Don't get me wrong, I like it when Xiao Xingchen is a little bitchy and I certainly think he should get to be angry, an always perfectly forgiving Xiao Xingchen who will never be upset at people is a bugbear of mine too. But I just cannot see Xiao Xingchen being mean. I'm not saying I can't see him as a dom. I can, I've written it, or at least shades of it. But mean? Nope. I feel like he would cry if he attempted it.

that's...probably enough to be going on with, I think. and with that I'm going to bed, we'll see if I'm chewing off my own foot to get out of a leghold trap in the morning I suppose

[ishades]

See I think people should never be able to talk abt alpha rse if they ship her with her twin bc they’re always saying the most batshit things you’ll ever hear they’re obsessed with inc as a kink esp of the twin variety or else they wouldn’t always be talking about that woman from game of thrones and saying that’s rse

So to bypass any freaks from finding this I’m referring to alpha rse as Roslyn and alpha dve as david

She definitely has a fucked up sense of humor and is into the macabre but also she’s just 2000s fucked up like lowkey partly irony poisoned by the time David gets into contact with her and she definitely sizes him up like real sigma female shit and David is like “okay so yeah everything we have ever known is a lie but whatever we’re going to have a family in the future isn’t that nice? I’ll get a kickass little brother and you’re gonna have a gamer daughter lol”

And Roslyn is very much in denial about the worlds soon to be annihilation like “no this shit can’t be real if aliens were a thing I’d know”

And she has an existential crisis of proportions never before seen like she cannot deal with this shit “david what do you mean the icp are evil I got over my childhood fear of clowns after I got my first handjob to an icp song this is undoing years of progress for me here”

And he just fully ignores her comment like “okay yeah no they’re def evil and so is guy f🔥”

When they become famous no one could ever look at Roslyn and think that woman has had the worst 10 years of her life leading up to the publication of her critically acclaimed novel she plays up her actual self for the media just always a little extra

Posing with skulls like a shitty hamlet photo op for her magazine spreads and David hires fake body doubles to pretend to be him at conflicting times bc he loves controversy they’re both very much the dramatic siblings they are in canon but David actually is able to stand up and help her through her issues bc he’s got more insight and also he isn’t a teen stuck on a meteor hurtling through paradox space

Anyways Roslyn has fucked dozens of people in her life time mostly women and she definitely had a brief period of time where she was like “yeah I can sleep with women but I can’t ever fall in love with one but I could theoretically marry a man I guess” she’s definitely a lesbian but in denial about it for awhile

Whereas David is like “I really don’t care if I’m bi or gay I don’t have time to date and I’m not interested in the people who are into me. I just know I at least like men.” Anything beyond that doesn’t matter