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can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?
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find me something hotter than harry playing the guitar pt. 1
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I did not have parasocial relations with that man
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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Top five gowns of 2023 as voted by my followers: Cheney Chan 2023 couture collection in first place
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anthonypham dirty thirty. happy birthday harry.
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me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?
me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:
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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
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