#love talking abt alpha RL and alpha DS

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See I think people should never be able to talk abt alpha rse if they ship her with her twin bc they’re always saying the most batshit things you’ll ever hear they’re obsessed with inc as a kink esp of the twin variety or else they wouldn’t always be talking about that woman from game of thrones and saying that’s rse

So to bypass any freaks from finding this I’m referring to alpha rse as Roslyn and alpha dve as david

She definitely has a fucked up sense of humor and is into the macabre but also she’s just 2000s fucked up like lowkey partly irony poisoned by the time David gets into contact with her and she definitely sizes him up like real sigma female shit and David is like “okay so yeah everything we have ever known is a lie but whatever we’re going to have a family in the future isn’t that nice? I’ll get a kickass little brother and you’re gonna have a gamer daughter lol”

And Roslyn is very much in denial about the worlds soon to be annihilation like “no this shit can’t be real if aliens were a thing I’d know”

And she has an existential crisis of proportions never before seen like she cannot deal with this shit “david what do you mean the icp are evil I got over my childhood fear of clowns after I got my first handjob to an icp song this is undoing years of progress for me here”

And he just fully ignores her comment like “okay yeah no they’re def evil and so is guy f🔥”

When they become famous no one could ever look at Roslyn and think that woman has had the worst 10 years of her life leading up to the publication of her critically acclaimed novel she plays up her actual self for the media just always a little extra

Posing with skulls like a shitty hamlet photo op for her magazine spreads and David hires fake body doubles to pretend to be him at conflicting times bc he loves controversy they’re both very much the dramatic siblings they are in canon but David actually is able to stand up and help her through her issues bc he’s got more insight and also he isn’t a teen stuck on a meteor hurtling through paradox space

Anyways Roslyn has fucked dozens of people in her life time mostly women and she definitely had a brief period of time where she was like “yeah I can sleep with women but I can’t ever fall in love with one but I could theoretically marry a man I guess” she’s definitely a lesbian but in denial about it for awhile

Whereas David is like “I really don’t care if I’m bi or gay I don’t have time to date and I’m not interested in the people who are into me. I just know I at least like men.” Anything beyond that doesn’t matter