#EVERYONE EMERGENCY.

[neuvistar]

DID. DID YALL. FUYS GUYS WTF GUYS WTF

WTF. WTF WTFTWTWWTWF WTF. AVENTURINE??

[wolfchanw]

Looking like cats! Three weeks old tomorrow!

[parisoonic]

Hello! I don't know if you do requests, but could you draw Medic wearing Heavy's shirt? Maybe in the morning, he's stole it!

I know you probably wanted something soppy but this is what my horrible brain thought of.

[destielmemenews]

"Its dangerous eye and eyewall could come ashore anywhere from Cedar Key at the north to Naples at the south – including possibly in the Tampa or Ft. Myers areas.

It’s only been 10 days since Helene scoured Florida’s Gulf Coast with storm surge and slammed into the Big Bend as a Category 4. Now, officials are asking residents – still in recovery mode – to evacuate or prepare for another life-threatening storm."

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[zhukzucraft]

=> Mumbo: Make your choice

Mumbo: Oh what the hell! If they choose their green life over me, then-

Mumbo: then we're square!

Mumbo: It's fine!

Mumbo: Right?..

Mumbo: ...

Mumbo: Oh boy

Mumbo: Here goes nothing!!

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Start Over -- Go Back

[canisalbus]

You’ve most likely answered this before but what breed exactly is Machete? I’ve been trying to figure it out for a while I’ve thought maybe a saluki but the ears arnt right.

In theory his breed is fictional Podenco Siciliano, but he's not a purebred example. Out of existing dog breeds he looks closest to (and is related to) Ibizan Hound.

But sometimes I see Silken Windhounds that also kind of remind me of him. They just don't have the characteristic bat ears.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 338

So the GIW is the Ghost Investigation Ward and not the Ghost Extermination Ward, yes? Hear me out, hm? 

See, it’s really hard to study ecto-entities when they’re going all over in and out of the world. Really hard! And of course they aren’t like, sentient, studies for years before the boom in this one town showed this! But, the overgrown not-birds (they’re still debating that) are really hard to watch doing their natural thing when they naturally mimic people around them! 

So! They got this idea, right? Their operatives can capture some! They’ve even made enclosures based off of what they currently know! It’s like containing crows, down to the mimicry & puzzle solving just er, with opposable thumbs and intangibility. 

And they don’t succeed first tries of course (Wow were said operatives frustrated and maybe cursing a bit that might be a bit violently) but then they get some assistance from the Fentons! Trying to hit an ecto-entities’ wings in a way to not permanently injure them is hard, but the new net canons that a ghost can’t pass through? Perfect! 

They have so many specimens now! They even released a few that were very much uncontainable- they rely on technology a bit and that entity kept unlocking all the doors. So catch and release with that one it is!  

They even managed to catch the white-haired ghost! In double! Which might not seem that important, but! As they realize during intake & initial examination (wow are they bitey) the two appear to be young! Something their ectobiologists only theorized about but oh are they excited! (Now if only the two would stop trying to escape their enclosure that’d be swell! Look, toys! Foo- oh dear God that baby ecto-entity is melting- Oh few, okay note taken to raise ambient ecto levels in that room dear god that was horrifying and stressful. … Maybe get some feelers out for feeding unstable energy entities…) 

[its-sixxers]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

well, this is one way to do a cyber monday thing

anyone who follows me probably knows about the long nightmare saga of my vehicle. a couple of months ago the alternator went when i was out of town. rip savings. today a valve went leaking oil all over my brand new alternator and my mechanic advised me that if i didn't fix it it would end up taking out my alternator. i need my vehicle for work - and i'm not getting any more paychecks until january.

i would like to be able to pay my rent this christmas, so alongside me listing everything i can on facebook marketplace it is ALSO - emergency commission time! I'm offering:

CHARACTER ART - $35 USD

Do you have a character you want drawn? I can do that! Give me references and an idea of what you’d like with them and hey presto I will give you an art. Number of characters multiply the price - so two characters are 70 total.

Technical stuff:

Prices are in USD. Please contact me via email at spaceturra@gmail.com as it’s much easier to keep track of everything that way than our beloved/beloathed tumblr messenger. I use PayPal invoicing - you don’t need a paypal account, just an email I can send it to for you to choose your payment method of choice.

All commissions will be a colored sketch that are at least waist up - unless a preference for portrait (shoulders up) is specified. Unlike my usual commission method I will not be offering revisions or tweaks as time is of the essence (unless I miss something in the references given) - you will receive a final piece to do with as you please.

EDIT: I am extending this for the holidays!

(you have no idea how much i fucking hate needing a car.)

I will not draw:

Sexual content / waist down nudity

Overly detailed designs (mecha, complex tattoos - if curious ask!)

It's not a great feeling having to do these and I am always touched by how wonderfully kind the community here is. If you're not into getting character art but want to help out you can send directly to my PayPal here. (You are an angel.)

[lichtbrenger]

presenting my take on the toxic old men and their intricate and unserious ways.

lil silly bonus under cut :p

[astroenchanter]

There's only so much defense a cravat offers.

[frownyalfred]

The Batfamily is a bickering, dysfunctional family. Which is to say, they spend every day arguing with each other, fighting it out, making death threats, and dramatically going no-contact for weeks.

But if there’s an all-hands incident in Gotham? A galactic invasion? Family emergency? That stops instantly. They become the tightest, most competent, dedicated group of siblings/butler/parents you’ve ever seen.

And it’s terrifying to see.

[wankadoodles]

repost of this piece to celebrate the national holiday

[scarletgray]

Chuuya: Hi, I'm Dazai's emergency contact

Nurse: Are you here to pick him up?

Chuuya: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact

[florestxiv]

In case of [insert world-shaking event here] break glass and hug tiny friend tightly 💖

[pratchettquotes]

"What's happening?" said Lobsang, as the last of the monks surged past.

"I daresay we shall soon be told," said Lu-Tze, starting to roll himself a cigarette.

"Hadn't we better hurry? Everyone's going!" The sound of flapping sandals died away in the distance.

"Nothing seems to be on fire," said Lu-Tze calmly. "Besides, if we wait a little then by the time we get there everyone will have stopped shouting and perhaps they will be making some sense."

Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

[vigilskeep]

got a kind of disgusting heavy armour from the necropolis and unfortunately i have to let sol wear it everywhere until i get something new, because they would love it. never let it be said i don’t make sacrifices for roleplay