#ERIC BOGOSIAN

[wildeoscars]

release the bats was written for them, actually

[sentientsky]

greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful

[fangsandthangs]

Sir-

[xxhellonursexx]

"Hey man, where did you get those headphones?"👴🏻🎧

There's no better way to listen to The Vampire Lestat than on some brand new (stolen!) headphones!

[4th-make-quail]

i cannot deal with this fucking CUTENESS

[once-delight]

God they are so cute! 😭

[lady-phasma]

I will never not be angry at Daniel for interrupting.

[trinityofone]

could you share the quote from mr eric bogosian’s work that you believe shines the most insight on his insane psyche. asking for innocent reasons

This isn't the most creative answer, but if I'm being real it's this bit from Perforated Heart:

Woke up at eight with a throbbing hangover and the phone ringing. I think I called that guy. Did he come over? Did we have gay sex? Am I gay? I can't remember. I was very drunk and very horny and this isn't something I want to do again. I think.

Classic.

In an effort to supply something new to this discussion, I'll also provide this choice nugget, also from Perforated Heart (I love Perforated Heart):

They caught the "Son of Sam" a few days ago. Serial Killers interest me. I wonder if I could become one. It must require a great deal of discipline.

[fyeahsmokinhot]

Guys I present to you: How to lose a guy in 10 days, but it's Daniel & Armand!

🤯

(somebody more talented than me write this please)

[dykedarmand]

does anyone want to man up and ask eric bogosian if assad zaman is hypermobile

[jorbus-mcdoorbus]

man every time i see eric bogosian in an interview my brain immediately goes “that’s my wife”

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[sentientsky]

do you think assad zaman understands how important he is to me?

[lesmandshooter]

“Armand, amadeo, arun” I’m going to shoot everyone in the room and then myself

[confirmeddead]

Eric bought him this hat, I’m sure of it 🙂‍↕️

[tryingtograspctrl]

Can i be honest guys… i wanna fuck that old man too