#EIGHT CHIPS

[nokingsonlyfooles]

EIGHT CHIPS

This is not my photo. These are not our chips. We were hungry and it didn't occur to us to take a photo. Nevertheless, we ordered pico de gallo at this restaurant, it came on a square plate just like this guac, and it had EIGHT CHIPS stuck in it. (I see TEN in the guacamole above. I suppose, that's an improvement? A couple of them seem pretty small so maybe it's like boneless wings and they're going by weight? I have so many questions and all of them are WHY??)

Our friends recommended this place. It has good Google reviews! I don't know what Canada does to a person that makes them think "chips and pico" means "EIGHT CHIPS served IN the pico for maximum sogginess" but I hope it doesn't happen to ME. If it does, let me exist in blissful ignorance and don't try to restore me to my former self.

Canada, this is a crime against my culture and me personally and YOU WILL PAY - presumably in maple syrup, or some other food you actually do well. (Keep your poutine. I don't like it!)

*sigh* All hyperbole aside, this is about how the doctor went, before dinner. She was over an hour behind again. I spent the whole time in the very bright waiting room with the heater blowing in my dry eyes. I was not in the best shape by the time she actually saw me, but I did have enough time to express my concerns, and have them dismissed. While my spouse gave me a Live Slug Reaction over the doctor's shoulder every time she condescended to me or lacked obvious information.

"What do you mean 'who did your eye surgery and when did you have it'? YOU REFERRED US! THIS IS A FOLLOW-UP!"

But there is nothing physically wrong enough to snap the doctor out of, "You're fine! See you later!" mode. My struggles are being attributed to the binocular vision dysfunction and my insanely dominant right eye. I thought we were trying to teach my brain to lean on my right eye a little less, but maybe not. I'm going to check in on Friday with the tech who gives me exercises and get some more exercises. And beyond that, the doc thinks I should keep doing what I'm already doing and I'll adjust. When, tho? Beats me!

I was not told that my binocular vision dysfunction would prolong my recovery. Maybe they were hoping it wouldn't! But it is. I'm supposed to have informed consent for making these medical decisions and I'm not getting it. I don't want to add that I HAVE OBVIOUS ROSACEA and that can make dry eyes worse, and nobody mentioned that to me at any point (not even today). I had to find that out myself Googling "dry eyes" after I already had the dang surgery.

I've got to start presenting as more masc, just for the damn doctors. Woman =/= Brain-Damaged Child with Hypochondria, but it reads that way in medicine and I'm gettin' really, literally sick of it.

[avephelis]

something about lovestricken heartthrobs that i'm not eloquent enough to put into words

[insomnya777]

joel etho single dads au .........

[frikatilhi]

Artistic rendering of what happened

Bojan (beaming): Look, I'm Finland's son-in-law!

Jere: You go wedding?

Bojan: It means I'm your husband!

Jere: good chips

Bojan: MARRIED. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. GET WITH THE PROGRAM

Jere: *eats more aggressively*

Bojan: asdfghjkl

[strange0-0storm]

These are some ocs I've wanted to introduce for a long time now‼️ LETS GO

Meet some of the main characters of my comic "Cold Cash" which is in the works. I've posted about it before a while back, but I wanted to give more formal introductions to these guys!!

Chip Gamesmen

One of the major main characters of Cold Cash. A well-known casino owner in the big city of Pralsbridge, California. He's a fairly serious man, and most are intimidated by him due to his status and personality. He tends not to take shit, but behind closed doors, his hard shell softens. He's complex and hates to show that to people. He's very independent, and he tends to keep to himself. He comes from a rich family who owns a holding company under the name "H. J. Gamesmen" or "H.J.G." for short.

Torano Leone

A main character in Cold Cash, a former mafia member who ran away for a new life. The manager of the entertainment department, this includes shows and bar, of Royal G. Casino. He can be charming, but 99% of the time, he spends flirting and letting out cocky remarks towards others. He enjoys bothering people to get a good laugh in, but will stop depending on the situation. A ladies (and gentlemens) man. People are either attracted to him or down right scared of him.

Eight Duval

A main character in Cold Cash. The manager of Royal G. Casino's electronics and utility, as well as the café located in the casino. Takes his job too seriously sometimes, often referred to as a party pooper by his colleague Torano. He tries to keep everything in order when Chip isn't there to do so. He seems boring but once you get to know him he brings very nice company.

LORRDD I LOVE MY SILLIES SO MUCH. I'll be posting more about this project once I finish the comic cover 😈 This has been developing for years, unlike some of my other stuff so this means SO MUCH TO ME and I hope yall like it as much as I do <3

I'll need to make references for the rest of the main characters soon 😈😈

[laurelnose]

if u ever hear a little voice in your head telling u to reread the silmarillion. that’s the devil talking

[imwritesometimes]

chocolate-dipped Italian butter cookies ☃️❄️🎄

[berris-bloggy-bash]

The first out of the Eccentric Eight! Bratty Batty (Or Brandon if you really want to piss him off)

[cherryistired]

so side order is really really good (kofi | buymeacoffee)

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

my parents sent me some turkish delight from istanbul and i was sooo excited to eat it bc it's my favourite sweet of all time. so i open up the package, it's 'mixed fruits flavour', and there is no more english writing on the box. ok whatever, i think, i know what fruits are, so i pick up a green one. i don't know what i was expecting. apple, maybe? kiwi? you know what i got? fucking MINT. MINT turkish delight

[britneyshakespeare]

Man is saying weird things to me again

[gloriasato]

currently have exactly $4.12 to my name but like i need him NOW🤬👎

[ghostly-knight]

have i read the IT book? no, and my access to a copy is very limited either way

will i feel guilty for not having read the book but being kinda really weird about the two recent-ish movies? oh absolutely. i'm a fraud and a fake.

[mollusc-era]

"hey agent eight how come YOU get to be related to a member of chirpy chips??"

[sarahalainn]

【NEW RELEASE】

Sarah Àlainn NEW Digital Release!

3 new tracks over 3 consecutive days!

Finally! They’re coming out!!!

Until I can perform for you LIVE, I hope you’ll enjoy these releases which were recorded in Dolby Atmos.

Please DL them, stream them, tell me about them!

🎧Piece of advice🎧

＊Try turning Dolby Atmos on and off and enjoy the differences between the two mixes (spatial audio and traditional stereo)!

＊If you cannot listen in Atmos, not to worry - we worked hard on the traditional stereo mix too!

1/f FANCLUB members in Japan.. I may have something special in store this Christmas for you.. join and stay tuned!!

Will post about each track in separate blog entries, but for a rundown check here:

【NEW RELEASE】

サラ・オレイン新作３部作！３日連続、配信リリース決定！

約２年ぶり?

今作はサラ・オレインプロデュース、編曲した三部作。

ついに出るよ！今週はサラ三昧〜

新作３部作！３日連続、配信リリース決定！

音にとても拘ったレコーディングです。

高音質に拘った3Dオーディオ、Dolby Atmosで立体的で臨場感溢れる音楽体験も聴きどころ。

ライブ��お会いできる日まで、沢山聴いてね！！！

🎧サラッとアドバイス！🎧

＊Dolby Atmosをオンオフしてステレオとの違いを楽しんでくださいね！

＊Atmosが適さないと感じる環境の方は、ステレオでお楽しみください！

こちらの動画でDolby Atmosのオンオフの設定の仕方を紹介されてます：

https://youtu.be/7vm_gUV0fGs

ちょっと素敵な企画を企んでます…1/f サポーターの皆様、お楽しみに!!

ジャケ写も解禁！

11月27日: Flags of Brave - Sarah Àlainn Version

11月28日: 水の星へ愛をこめて

11月29日: Eight Melodies - Sarah Àlainn Version (任天堂ゲームソフト『MOTHER』楽曲)

配信されたと共に新しいブログアップしますが、ざっくりはHPからサラッとチェックしてね！

是非とも、沢山聴いてね！

[huevobuevo]

Holy fuck I’ve never been that under stimulated in my whole life holy shit if I was in greylock I would’ve beat the fuck out of those meat bitches man oh my fucking god where’s my computer I need to Roblox drink-&-drive