#EHouse

[disarmluna]

[sanfielle]

i did stretch reakky weird earlier and now my back is super fuekd which sucks cuz i was planning to like..clean up...

[glowingreverie]

weather too hot....can't write in the peace of my room unless i wanna melt...

[delightfullygiddy]

ive never felt the paralyzing dull grip of executive dysfunction more than i have now.

[vamprenn]

Need some kid on their iPad to make me mad on roblox so I can Ebreak and enter into their Ehouse

[40steps]

this is like the worst thing that couldve ahppened i was thinking yesterday that i need to stop being so paranoid over it happening cuz it hasnt happened very often for like two years 😭😭😭😭 literally fuck my life

every time i buy food with my money i get scared someones gonna take it and try to hide it really well so this doesnt happen. yesterday i didnt do this as i genuinely trusted it would be fine as my food hadnt been taken for a few months and you guys will literally never fucking guess what happened

[lockandkeyhyena]

going into the whit ehouse is literally why he had to leave house. kutner died for gay marriage

KUTNER DIES??????? oh my god but thats hilarious i. i have to pick house back up now.

[frances-baby-houseman]

We had 18 people over Monday night and then had to both go to work yesterday so we have not put away all the tables and chairs or done all the dishes yet (all the food dishes are obviously gone but there are just so many fucking wine glasses) and Alice is having a friend over today and this morning-- this morning!! as we're leaving th ehouse and she sees me going to work!-- says, "mom do you think you could... [looks around and waves her hands] get all this put away before brisa comes over"

no I can't alice I'm sorry I cannot I would love to but simply cannot do it! Also I've been to brisa's house and it's extremely normal she will not care

oh my god I will never get a break! also why did I invite brisa over today??

[jellogram]

Objective: make mac n cheese while drunk without hurting myself or burning th ehouse down

[dullahandyke]

wish we had naan in th ehouse but we dont. being meguca is sufffeing

[isefyres-archive]

𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖘;

Lady Samantha Tarly. known as Lady Sam, was a member of House Tarly who wed first Lord Ormund Hightower and later his son, Lord Lyonel Hightower. She was the founder of the Bank of Oldtown. Lord Lyonel initially reacted angrily to the Sea Snake's offer, but Samantha allegedly persuaded her step-son to agree to the Corlys's terms by allowing Lyonel to seduce her and promising to marry him if he made peace. Dance Era. Canon.

Lady Liane Vance. is a noblewoman of House Vance of Wayfarer's Rest. She is the eldest daughter of the heir of Wayfarer's Rest, Ser Karyl Vance. Liane's grandfather, Lord Vance, dies at the battle below the Golden Tooth. As the new heir of the House, Liane searches for alliances against the Westerland forces. Song Era. Semi Canon.

Lady Isis Dalt. Isis is the brother of both the current Lord of Lemonwood and Andrey Dalt, his heir. Isis is a dedicated dancer and has created hier own company of dance to entertain at Sunspear to the emboys as well during parties. Isis unlike many Dornish women, claims to still be a maiden. Song Era. OC.

Lord Andrey Dalt. called Drey by his friends, is a knight of House Dalt. He is the brother and heir of Ser Deziel Dalt, the Knight of Lemonwood. Andrey has been a close friend of Princess Arianne Martell, daughter of Doran, Prince of Dorne, since childhood. Andrey is part of Princess Arianne Martell's conspiracy aiming to crown Princess Myrcella Baratheon as Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Song Era, Canon.

Lady Dalia Vaith. Only daughter of Lord Daeron Vaith, the Lord of the Red Dunes, she is the current heir to the Dunes. Close to House Allyrion, Dalia's father wants to marry her to one of the Allyrion sons to join the ehouses and create a stronghold. Lady Dalia does not like the idea and spends her days flirting with other men. Her first kiss as she claims, ws with the much older Oberyn Martell as a birthday request. Song Era OC.

Lord Tremond Gargalen. is the Lord of Salt Shore and the head of House Gargalen. Lord Tremond is among the Dornish nobles who accompany Prince Oberyn Martell to King's Landing for the wedding of Joffrey I Baratheon. With no living heirs as they died during the Rebellion, Tremond travels to King's Landing to get his niece Elinor Tyrell to become his new heir apparent causing trouble among House Tyrell.

Ser Hallis Mollen. called Hal, is a member of the household guard of Lord Eddard Stark at Winterfell. During the battle in the Whispering Wood, Hallis personally commands the guards protecting Catelyn, after asking for the honor. He travels North now through side walks with the remains of Ned Stark bones and whatever remains of his belongings, he goes to pledge himself to Jon Snow. Song Era. Canon.

Lord Erren Florent. is knight of House Florent, the son of Ser Ryam Florent and brother to Selyse and Imry. Erren is brother-in-law to Stannis Baratheon. After the death of Renly Baratheon beneath Storm's End, Ser Erren and Ser Parmen Crane were sent by Stannis Baratheon to Bitterbridge to retrieve the better part of Renly's army, made up of foot soldiers. Ser Erren and Ser Parmen were captured by the Tyrells at Bitterbridge. He remains captured in Highgarden. Song Era. Canon.

Raynald Westerling is a knight from House Westerling, the eldest son and heir of Lord Gawen Westerling and Lady Sybell Spicer. Raynald is part of the entourage of Robb Stark, King in the North, when he returns to Riverrun from the westerlands, having married Raynald's sister, Jeyne. Raynald grew close to Robb and regarded him as a brother. Raynald tried to free Grey Wind during the Red Wedding, Raynald's body was not identified among the thousand corpses afterward, but his trail of blood led to the river's steps. Song Era. Canon.

Queen Doweger Jeyne Westerling. is the eldest daughter of Lord Gawen Westerling and Lady Sybell Spicer. During the westerlands expedition of Robb, now the King in the North, his army storms the Crag, the ancestral keep of House Westerling. Since Robb is wounded by an arrow, Jeyne's mother, Sybell, and uncle, Ser Rolph Spicer, encourage the girl to nurse the Young Wolf. Comforting the young man, the two have a night together and marry due to her honor. Jeyne was unaware of her mother's complot to kill Robb but was aware of her giving her moontea, due to stop drinking it, Jeyne is now pregnant. Song Era. Canon.

[icksludge]

year 2024 lets manifest taylor swifts private jet crashing into the whit ehouse

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

do you remember when we tried to summon bloody mary in the fak ehouse

HELP?????????? NO BUT IT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE IT HAPEPNED

[jellynardo]

Someone is playing Sweet Home Alabama in th ehouse.

[myclothesbucket]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: WHITE HOUSE BLACK MARKET Light Blue Draped Neck Tank Top Ladies SMALL.

[kurokoros]

hey i hope ur doing good! i think you're a writer of one of my favourite fics, "into the flames". If not, my sincere apologies! if you are though, omg its seriously one of my most favourite things i've read ever and i truly read parts of it over and over again depending on my mood, including just reading the whole thing over sometimes! The relationship in it is sooooo mature and well developed and well done, it seriously amazes me, and in my own mind, it's how i'd like any future relationships to act like! and the horror of it is very very real, one of the first times i've felt real fear from a fic! the idea of something using my voice and sounding like me to lure me out of th ehouse is sooooo terrible and scary and freaky and omg its just such an excellent story! if it is you, then omg, i have so much more to say about that fic, and if its not my sincere apologies and i hope you have a great week regardless!

Hello hello! Yes, into open flames is my fic! asdfghjkl I'm so glad you've enjoyed rereading it from time to time over the last year! it was a delight to write and I definitely adored writing the relationship between Steve and hopper!reader! also, this is the fic that got me to start writing horror projects, so I have a lot of love for it :D

honestly, this was just the most delightful ask to get today. i've been dealing with some things that are stressing me out a lot, so this was very sweet to receive. thank you <3