triedpklove

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What if i completely solve the problem

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heads up, in 2025 its going to be clownfish rules; if more than two friend in the group chat are facing male loneliness, the largest among them must become a woman

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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

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do you ever see something and just. get hit with the most visceral and distilled emotions over the nature of humanity

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i think there is no greater gap between how tumblr engages with something and how the rest of the world engages with something than steven universe

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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

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2028 democratic nominees

-mitt Romney

-Liz cheney

-John fetterman

-mark cuban

-Joe Biden reanimated corpse

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“It’s ya boy Guzma” is probably the smoothest translation of ore-sama I’ve ever seen (makes eyes at Hetalia and TTGL) but it’s also unfortunately hilarious wwwww

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Why are people posting about nonbinary dio

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i hope your fave media gets put on the "does it like women?" poll and gets torn to shreds

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Be sure to leave a plate of assorted pills by the fireplace for JFK tonight

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Having a boyfriend is a lot like being a horse who thinks every leaf is a wolf

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His little pony...

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everytime i see an image of jd vance it’s always altered in some scary way