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IM ABOUT TO SAY A SLUR!!!!!!!!!
#kaladin#stormlight archive#cosmere#calling a man pretty... i know what you are#EDITING THE ORIGINAL POST TO SAY#I THINK WHOLEHEARTEDLY HE IS ACE#I KNOW BRANDON ACCIDENTALLY WRITES CHARACTERS AS GAY BY HAVING THEM DESCRIBE SOMEONE AS ATTRACTIVE#HE CALLS AN ARDENT GIRL PRETTY IN THE VERY NEXT CHAPTER#HOWEVER I DID NOT KNOW THAT WHEN POSTING THIS#I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY#THE POINT OF THIS POST IS THAT‚ WHILE HE HATES ALL LIGHTEYES EQUALLY‚ HE NOTICES A MAN IS PRETTY BUT NOT A GIRL
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Dragon Age: Inquisition released 10 years ago today!
#dragon age#bioware#video games#solas#mj best of#edit: this post is the original source/version of this post#if cross-posting posts from my blog to other sites please link back to the original post or to my blog#or say somewhere where you got it#thankyou!!
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It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.
👁️ nvcr-official
Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!
👁️ nvcr-official
To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.
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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER
hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic
keep reading
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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this
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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash
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Isn't Cecil literally gay?
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he's homophobic
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he has a husband...
🦉 dark-owl-records
yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it
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🤫 cecils-private-blog
Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((
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Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url
🤫 cecils-private-blog
HOW DID YOU SEE THIS
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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk
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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn
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fake story :/
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No it's true I was there
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TAMIKA FLYNN??
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what the fuck is happening on my post
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can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is
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Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!
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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!
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i miss me too
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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?
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Huh??
🎙️ cecilpalmer
@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?
👁️ nvcr-official
uhhhh dont worry about it buddy
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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo
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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post
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how's it going op
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i miss my family
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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol
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you were really hot
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FUCK YEAHHHHHH
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just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3
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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)
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i'm not calling it that sorry
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What??? Why??
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just kind of sucks. as a name
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?????????
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what does this mean....
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another great post from huntokar herself
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you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?
👁️ nvcr-official
NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP
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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!
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#fake tumblr#fan: weird little town#i hope you all like this one i came up with it during a slow shift a few nights back and have been carefully crafting it to perfection#boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i invent fake tumblr posts on company time. as they say#unreality#< jic#wow look something original!!#im not maintagging this one im letting it find its own way in the world#go my little post. be free#long post#edit: FUCK I FORGOT NOTE COUNTS ON SOME OF THEM. EDITED THOUGH IT MAY BE TOO LATE
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how do you think Light Yagami was impacted by 9/11. he would have been 14 btw.
#edit: APPARENTLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN CHECK THE NOTES#BTW guys it's a bad joke to say that he stopped it bc the manga is from 2003 so it is chronologically impossible xoxo#if he was impacted at all#he would have been 14 btw.#by my own estimation#death note#light yagami#light death note#yagami raito#I said this#9/11#I rewrote this like five times. really in my 'trying too hard with post phrasing' era#now that it's famous i'm adding the 14 part to the original so my little observation is out there xoxo <3#chem's death note arc
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Gojo Satoru Catoru
[full scene]
(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post this gif somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use it in edits/videos. Thanks~)
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#jjk edit#gojou satoru#catoru#gif#my edit#asukachii#the other post flopped so bad#oki ok#gojo with cat earsss ; v ; i saw the preorders for gojo and geto's plushies with cat onesies on and they're adorable... i'm tempted#this has a different coloring from the scene in my previous post#this is more saturated also#for the scene i basically left the original coloring of the episode with small additions here and there but nothing major#saying here as well cat ears and tail are from tokyo mew mew
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iceman + his concern for maverick post-hop 31
#icemav#top gun edit#ice is a FASCINATING one to watch post-hop 31 imo because while yes‚ obviously‚ the focus is on maverick and his grief and devastation#ice is there the whole time in the background‚ watching. and he's visibly disturbed by what he's seeing. because yeah -#he and mav had a rivalry going and yeah he called maverick dangerous and reckless to his face and he stands by that - he does.#but the problem is that this time - this one fluke freak accident of a time - it wasn't maverick's fault at all.#an unrecoverable flat spin brought on by a compressor stall from ice's jetwash isn't something that maverick could've outflown#by sticking to textbook maneuvers. it was just shit luck and shitty circumstances aligning to create a tragic mishap.#but now - now ice can see the way maverick is unraveling in the aftermath#and i'd bet that on some level it terrifies him to see that.#he's used to seeing maverick with all that brash cocky confidence with the moves to back it up.#he's maybe even had a bit of fun jockeying against that. not that he'd admit that out loud. (yet)#but maverick's spiraling now - a hollowed out shell of his former self - leaking grief and self-doubt and despair everywhere he goes#and it actually hurts to look at for ice‚ seeing maverick like this. seeing how much maverick really REALLY fucking cared under that facade#and wondering if maverick is finally taking the stuff ice said to him to heart‚ but applying it all wrong.#so he watches maverick and eventually that concern builds to a point where he tries to offer an olive branch in the locker room#you can SEE how carefully he gathers himself - how much he's holding back - he doesn't want to say the wrong thing to maverick NOW#he doesn't want to make this worse than it already is. so it comes out stilted. it's earnest - but restrained. he can't find his footing.#he doesn't know where he and maverick stand now but he's sorry - that goose is gone‚ that maverick's going through this‚#that he doesn't know how to help or what to say‚ and - crucially - for his own part in this.#but he wants mav to stick around and push through this. even though he's dangerous. even though he's reckless. ice wants him to beat this.#so when maverick shows up to graduation‚ ice is encouraged. and he's a little warmer. maverick really might pull through.#but then‚ all too soon‚ it's ice's life on the line in maverick's hands. and it scares the shit out of him because maverick's not ready#and now ice - and slider - are going to have to pay the price for that.#and then‚ against all odds‚ maverick pushes through. he comes back for them. he comes back for ice.#and after that...well.#after that‚ ice does know what to say: a vow.#my amvs#linds original
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this post was made by The Grippy Gamer™
#redtailfins originals#redtailfins art#overwatch#overwatch 2#lifeweaver#niram pruksamanee#overwatch lifeweaver#overwatch fanart#credit to jacob aciderefluxwarrior for posting the original pic saying it reminded him of lifeweaver#and chip cchipollo for asking someone to draw it#i realise i probably didnt need to edit 'danger' into critical condition but this is based on MY gameplay were i see people go critical and#i get scared and grab them impulsively even if i dont need to
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based on this post by @mortalkcmbat
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#sub zero#bi han#kuai liang#mk tundra#this is an edit#i finally get to say my favorite phrase ever#the tattoo removal surgery was a success#ok so tag edit after posting#the mk wiki says that oniro and Lin Kuei Grandmaster from mythologies are different#however in my heart that is his name#also for a while the wiki seemed to have incorrectly identified him as oniro? instead of the guy from the cartoon. so that was in my brain#but i didn't double check before posting this lol#also when researching it rn it seems a lot of people have made this mistake too#where did it originate.......#if anyone has info on this let me know#but with this edit i wanted to specify a name to emphasize that this ISNT the same universe as mk1#the grandmaster is not THEIR father#he didnt adopt smoke either etc all he potentially did was kidnap his sons#at least that was the case in the og timeline#the grandmaster is instead sektors father as is established in mk9#SECOND EDIT i think its just because they were both the lin kuei grandmasters but oniros the only one that had a name#mystery solved um maybe#ok bye thank you
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staff logging on to tumblr dot com today
#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site#changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too#this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus#if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear#if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine#the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money#someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont#tumblr staff#EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but#that doesnt stop the post from being stupid#the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase#if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything'#staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did#so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post#edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post#they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us#i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded#and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money#tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol#ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years#but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one
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SUNNY IS A LOVE STORY @badnew2005
Lighthousekeeping, Jeanette Winterson | @boymiffy | @maccymacdonald | Rob McRlhenney, Philadelphia style | Is the Cast of Always Sunny Irredeemable? ceicocat | True Blue, boygenius | @dennisboobs | @starpeace | @chilledmac | @bitseventimes | Rat A Tat, Fall Out Boy | Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia (2005-)
#okaaayyyyyyyy#just gonna post not gonna mill about like oooh it’s not good it’s not proper I DONT CARE . i know know knowwwwwwwa there’s loads iv missed#but . first posts i could find when looking sunny is a love story#tumblrs tagging system isn’t good And Neither Is Mine#iasip#sunny is a love story#so yeah idk if you’ve ever heard me say this but um. sunny is a love story#the gang#macden#web weaving#again i feel so so so awkward tagging ppl but like !!!! i used ur posts !!!!! it’s nothing it’s chill it’s casual it’s WHATEVER#i put The Origin of sunny is a love story post in like she’s worded soooo badly the grammar is all over the place it was a I NEED TO#SCREAM AND TELL EVERYONE IVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT SUNNY IS A LIVE STORY#i only took like an hour on this it’s a cute little practice of posting :)#iv just edited and added on the lov ewas there it was in th eoriginal draft idk how it got lost
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rambley but he's from a 1960s cartoon
original screenshot i used as reference is under the cut
#artists on tumblr#pink octodoodles#indigo park#rambley the raccoon#indigo park fanart#indigo park rambley#fake screenshot#it was originally gonna be a screenshot edit but besides from the background and using the original as reference#i basically drew it with little tracing#also it's from an obscure cartoon called linus the lionhearted#some could say that it's literally a half hour commercial due to the main characters being mascots of post cereals from the time#like the racoon guy is a mascot for a cereal called post toasties and sugar bear from sugar/golden crisp is there too#it's wild
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#i saw someone talking about how they had copies of the same book in multiple languages and i was like.... why tho#like i get collecting multiple language editions of a favorite of yours#but this was presented as specifically for reading in other languages#idk am i the odd one out here?#i will not read anything translated Into Japanese#the way i look at it is that i learn languages to get a deeper understanding of the author's original intent#but as of right now theres still a little bit of a language barrier#translation is already a type of barrier between you and the original work#so why would i want to be twice removed from what the author is saying#languages#langblr#studyblr#language learning#benkyou posting#polls#memes#studyinspo#polyglot#the only reason i can see myself reading a book translated into japanese is if i really want to read it but japanese is the only#available language i know#but even then#i always have so many books to read that it really wouldnt make a difference if i either a. read it or not#or b. waited for it to be translated into english#i do know that im weird about translations though
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Here's a fun new typo that feels like a story seed:
"The Sword in the Store"
Is Excalibur a decorative display, and no one realized? Is this a modern-day AU about something that's hard to dismantle, and any employee who can figure it out gets a raise/promotion? Is it something else?
Maybe it's a sword-shaped spaceship that crashed through the roof. The possibilities are vast.
#writing prompts#somebody write this#it's be great#the sword in the store#or y'know close#Edit: I meant to say that this was originally a typo in another post#had to come back and fix that#ironically
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As per ONE mention that someone would like to see the Jan version of the Gossip Girl post, I have done it again. I have made a feature length film interpretating the "wimp-ification of Jan". I did not find the Jan post as outrageous and funny as the Nace post, so I had to over-compensate with my own jokes. (Video length 6 minutes) (the Jan post was literally shorter– six...six minutes???) (I can't control myself)
#joker out#jan peteh#i had every single technological issue that could have occured making this video#i ate so much candy while making this video#and i feel like i went crazy making this video#you get into a band one day and all of a sudden months later you're editing their faces onto a Fast and Furious clip???#i hope this video is okay#i thought i did a really good job editing Jan falling in the woods#again i also cut out certain parts of the original post because i did not know what to do with them#don't want to encourage the gossip girl lurker to strike again...but I do have fun doing these things...#added tags: I am completely unserious about wanting that account to keep posting things#I made these videos purely in mockery because ABSURDITY#There is only one thing that this account deserves#and that is pure mockery.#say stupid shit and get mocked
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To the people whose interests are literature, math, history, science, or anything else typically taught in school: I am so sorry.
I am sorry that you constantly have to hear people talking about how boring your interests are, how much they hate them, and how they "will never be useful in the real world." I am sorry the education system couldn't do its job of making learning these subjects enjoyable for students, particularly disabled ones, and that you have to face the consequences. I am sorry to the disabled students in question whose experience and interest with the subject was tainted by ableism.
No matter what you're interested in, there's another person out there who shares your fascination, and they rightfully think it's totally rad! Keep on going!
#original text tag#math#science#literature#history#unsure if I should tag those#eh whatever#edited the post just to make it clear I'm not saying disabled ppl are a problem I'm just emphasizing how the school system is unfair to them
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