#EAT A DICK

[may-lose]

Is this bbc or smth?

[mrsbsmooth]

[young-dumb-and-vaccinated]

Okay I know I promised a rant, but it came out like a bunch of bullet points instead, so sorry.

The time skip was entirely unnecessary and makes the job of writing a finale harder

Having the umbrellas split up again undoes all of the character development up to this point

The relationships between the siblings have changed in the interim and needs to be explained through clunky expositional dialog

Why is there no learning curve after six years of not having powers?

There is no reason to include children and it actually works to the season's detriment

The children are non-entities and only exist to motivate Diego and Lila, just like Claire in season 1

The entirety of season 3 was just a testament to how bad at parenting Diego and Lila would be

Watching Diego and Lila bicker about domestic disputes is just boomer humor at this point

Your target audience of queer people do not want to see the people they're supposed to root for abandoning their children

It would have been both entertaining and entirely in character to keep the Diego/Lila dispute to suspected infidelity

Lila moonlights as a FBI agent but Diego thinks she's cheating so he goes through all the woman scorned tropes

This way it subverts the trope and gives us more opportunities to see duplicitous Lila and himbo Diego

I really thought Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly would bring the energy, but no

I've never seen three hilarious people be so unfunny in my life

I cannot take David Cross seriously as a villain. He is so unthreatening.

Luther is the only one allowed to keep his character development and I just kinda wish they let him keep his wife

Allison is back to being an unrepentant bitch and does not earn the family's trust back

With a title like "the unbearable tragedy of getting what you want", I thought the episode would follow Allison trying to feel like she deserves to enjoy her life with Claire and Ray while dealing with the guilt of selling out her siblings

Considering that her entire season 3 arc was backsliding

But what it actually meant was okay I guess we'll never know

I heard a rumor??? Allison I think I heard a rumor about this guy?

Can we please give Klaus a break

Klaus can now clip into pushing daisies episodes

Klaus is trying to escape from his Angel Dust prison

Five looks like he's twelve

I'm always going to be suspicious of a showrunner that's trying to manufacture situations in which infidelity/incest is okay

Can we please give Viktor something to do

I do not blame him for fucking off to the middle of nowhere

Emmy for Elliot for depicting transmasc rageyt665ikju

I wish elliot would remove my marigold

Viktor has the power every autist secretly wants: to rule the fucking universe

Viktor between you and me I don't think this family is worth saving

Idk if Ben's arc is racist but it sure don't feel right

It's fuckin SHORTER. Why does it feel LONGER.

The no volume balancing is really fucking annoying

It would have been interesting to see hargreeves interacting with more than just one sibling at a time per season

Is being in your family like being stuck in a constant apocalyptic nightmare? You might just be transgender 

[ninamodaffari]

finally a song for me

[queen-of-the-bored]

“Oh Argylle had generally bad reviews” “Oh Argylle is 2024’s first big bomb” “Oh Argylle

EAT SHIT, LOSERS! Argylle was fucking incredible and the critics can shove the ‘moribund box office’ weekend up their asses.

[leverage-ot3]

sorry to keep personal posting but my day fucking SUCKED and ended with me dropping one of my brand new earrings from a set that I just finished cleaning down the drain, took the sink apart and still couldn’t find it 🙃

if y’all feel like asking a leverage/misc question for thoughts or headcanons I’d love to answer them in the morning! or even if you just want to say something about your day- I just like hearing from you guys 💖

[cat-eyeball-nul]

Lucifer can abandon his child in her formative years and then come back and sing a song and BE FORGIVEN by the whole fandom but gods Forbid that Lilith left to do her shady business after she RISED CHARLIE(and it s fucking implied that Lilith was the one to tell Charlie GOOD stories about her dad, fuck off, go watch the show again she did not try to separate the two)

I understand he was in no way fit to rise a child but you can't keep putting Lucifer on a pedestal while demonising Lilith

[constantfluxx]

I like to imagine this is the entire Good Omens fandom right now.

[joffyworld]

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[alchemistangel777]

[trump666traitor]

[angel-ignited]

Hi if you’re a terf block me.

I’m not arguing with your shit ass morals

Fuck yourselves, you transphobic backwards thinking brick brained morons.

[britneyshakespeare]

fuck digital service fees for tuition

[willoillo]

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[person4924]

choosing peace!! (watching make happy instead of listening to waiting room on loop)