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HORROR IN THE FOREST Paranormal investigator horror - reviews and free on Tubi and YouTube

Horror in the Forest is a 2023 American horror film about paranormal investigators looking into missing person cases in Rudwick Forest. Directed, photographed, co-edited and produced by Brendan Rudnicki (Forest of Death; The Haunting of the Murder House; The Girl in Cabin 13; The Devil in the Room; The Haunting of the Morgan Estate; Into the Forest; The Haunting of the Suicide House; The…

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HEY YA'LL NEW DANDY'S WORLD AU!!!

ACTING INDUSTRY AU!!!

@joen-lenawley and @buzzshaws are also part of it!!!!

this is probably very unoriginal and i really dont like it

Basically it's where the toons are like-not the toons...? They're seperate people from the toons and they have like backstories and lives and everything, so the toons in this WILL have different names. Because they aren't the toons. They're actors. Acting as the toons. If that makes sense. The first letter will be the same to keep it simple and make it easier to remember. They don’t live at gardenview and the majority of them are actually still in college. This AU focuses on like acting industry stuff and getting exploited and like toxic workplaces and other stuff about shitty 90s acting life and HOMOPHOBIA!!!

WHAT ARE TOONS?

Toons, in this AU, are a separate species from humans. As a result of toons being so similar to humans, and having a similar intelligence, there is a sort of “speciesism” against them, for looking like objects, being small, etc. etc. However, they still are different creatures from humans. Toons require “ichor” as a human body would use blood, to survive, and the body uses it up instead of recycling it. As a result, toons often have “machines” in their houses or workplaces that help them extract ichor to keep them alive.

WHAT ARE THE TWISTEDS? (WILL BE UPDATED AND EDITED)

information can't be shared until later in the story ;)

all i'll say is: even though they're show directors, delilah didn't get a degree in biology and life science n stuff for no reason :3

NAMES THUS FAR (WILL BE UPDATED AND EDITED)

POPPY: Penelope/Penny

BOXTEN: Benjamin/Ben Debussy

COSMO: Charles/Charlie

TISHA: Tiffany

SHRIMPO: Shawn Sashimi

RUDIE: Ross

LOOEY: Louis 

BRIGHTNEY: Brittany Light

TEAGAN: Taylor

TOODLES: Tina Poole

RODGER: idk man

CONNIE: Coraline

FINN: Finley

RAZZLE: Rylan

DAZZLE: Dylan

GLISTEN: Gabriele Mirrorton

FLUTTER: Felicity Swift

GIGI: Giselle

SCRAPS: Scarlette

GOOB: Gael

VEE: Veronica 1.0

ASTRO: Austin

SPROUT: Sam

SHELLY: Shannon

DANDY: Devan

(yes we named the mains after their toon handlers kill me if you want.)

SHIPS IN THIS AU:

FASHIONSHOW (it grew on me ok!?!?!? pansexual gabriele for life)

the rest are TBD

WHO WILL BE THE MAIN CHARACTERS???:

uhm ok so im actually not so sure about this part yet.

Penny and Benjamin will be 2 of the main characters, Gabriele, Veronica and Brittany do become pretty important as well. Im not sure about the rest yet.

Gabriele especially. He isnt that important at first but he does become very important later on.

ALSO PS: THERE IS A LOT OF MISCHARACTERIZATION IN THIS. THE ACTORS AREN'T EXACTLY LIKE THE TOONS THEY ACT AS, JSUT LIKE ANY OTHER ACTING THINGY, SO IF A CHARACTER IS MISCHARACTERIZED, KNOW IT'S PROBABLY ON PURPOSE.

if you survived this yap session then u get a donut 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

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STARTING WITH D

MASCULINE︰ d'arcy. dacery. dacre. daiclen. dakota. dale. daley. dallas. dalton. daly. damian. damien. damion. damon. dan. dana. dane. dangelo. daniel. daniel.. dannie. danny. dante. darby. darcy. darden. darell. daren. darian. dariel. darien. darin. dario. darion. darius. darnell. darrell. darren. darrin. darryl. darwin. daryl. dash. dashie. dave. davey. david. davie. davin. davis. davy. dawson. dax. daxton. dayton. deacon. dean. declan. dederick. dee. deemer. deforest. deforrest. delano. delbert. dell. delmar. delroy. den. dene. denholm. denis. dennis. denny. denton. denver. denzel. denzil. deon. derby. derek. derick. derren. derrick. derryl. deryck. des. desi. desmond. devan. deven. devereux. devin. devon. devyn. dewayne. dewey. dex. dexter. dezi. diego. digby. diggory. dillan. dillon. dion. dior. dirk. dixon. dolph. dom. domenic. dominic. dominick. don. donald. donavon. donnie. donny. donovan. doran. dorian. doug. douglas. douglass. doyle. draiden. drake. dre. drew. driscoll. driskoll. drogo. drummond. duane. dudley. duke. duncan. dunstan. durward. dustin. dusty. dwain. dwayne. dwight. dylan. dyson.

FEMININE︰ d'arcy. daffodil. dahlia. daisy. dakota. dalary. dale. dalett. daley. daleyza. dalia. dalilah. dallas. daly. dana. danette. dani. dania. danica. daniela. daniella. danielle. danika. danita. danna. danni. dannie. daphne. darby. darcey. darcie. darcy. daria. darian. darla. darleen. darlene. darley. davena. davida. davina. davinia. dawn. dayana. dayla. daylin. dayna. deana. deanna. deanne. deb. debbi. debbie. debby. debi. deborah. debra. dee. deeann. deedee. deena. deidra. deidre. deirdre. deitra. delaney. delia. delice. delicia. delight. delilah. delina. delissa. dell. della. delma. delora. delores. deloris. delphia. delta. demelza. demetria. demi. dena. dene. denice. denise. denver. deonne. derby. desi. desirae. desiree. dessa. destinee. destiny. detta. devyn. dezi. deziree. di. diamond. diana. diane. diann. dianna. dianne. diantha. dillin. dina. dinah. dione. dionne. dior. dixie. docia. dodie. dollie. dolly. dolores. dominica. dona. donelle. donna. dora. dorean. doreen. doretta. doria. dorinda. doris. dorothea. dorothy. dorris. dortha. dorthy. dory. dot. dottie. dotty. dove. drea. dream. dreda. drew. drina. driona. duana. dulce. dulcibella. dulcie. dusty. dyan. dylan.

NEUTRAL︰ daelyn. daelynn. dailyn. daine. daisy. dakoda. dakota. dakotah. dale. dallas. damani. damian. damoni. dana. dance. dani. danni. danny. dany. dara. darby. darcy. dare. darkling. dash. date. davey. davi. dawn. dawson. dawsyn. dax. day. daybreak. daylight. daylin. dayton. deal. deck. declares. dee. deer. deklyn. delani. dell. delta. demon. dempsey.��denali. deni. denial. denim. denis. denny. dent. denver. deputy. descendance. design. desire. destiny. devan. devil. devin. devon. devyn. dew. diamond. diary. diesel. dillan. dillon. dio. dion. dior. dire. distance. diva. divine. doll. dominic. dominique. domino. doom. dot. double. doubt. dove. dragon. drake. drama. dream. drew. drift. drip. driver. dru. dual. duel. duke. dune. duo. dusty. dutton. dylan. dynamite. dynasty.

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BUZZ_BINNED:

@exmask are here w/ “SUNSET IN THE VALLEY,” the latest single from their forthcoming LP titled ‘...Almost There’ (8/30 @alacarterecords_ @summerdarlingtapes @seeing_red_records) & it finds the Philadelphia-based quintet of Craig Mickle (guitar), Melissa Lonchambon (drums), Anthony Charletta (bass), Daniel Gaona (guitar) & Jay Gambit (vox) bringing the melancholically drowsed goods across 3 mins of eerily twanged GloomRock.

“DRAWN FROM MEMORY” is the lead single/track from @publicopinionfc’s forthcoming debut LP titled ‘Painted On Smile’ (9/6 @convulserecords) & it finds the Denver-based sextet of Kevin Hart, Antonio Vargas, Brent Liseth, Kevin Johnson, Sebastian Stanley & Devan Bentley bringing their melodically ear_worming ways across a catchy 2:11 clip of gruffly punk_poppin AltRawk.

@spiritnght are here w/ “DARKER NOW,” the lead single from their forthcoming LP titled ‘Time Won’t Tell’ (10/4) & it finds the New York- based project of The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die’s Dylan Ballet jingle jangling its way across a sub-3 min slice of guitar-laden, low-end anchored & paisley cooed PowerPop.

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WEIRICH, David Lyman. March 9, 2023. Age 82. Beloved husband of Joyce (nee Nofziger).

Loving father of Jeff (Lynn) and Kristen (Kevin) Johns. Adored grandfather of Devan, Ian, Dylan, Jocelyn Johns, Nathan Johns, and James Johns. Dear brother of Denis (Carol) and the late Sharon (Terry) Yoder. Predeceased by his parents Alvin and Irene.

Born on October 25, 1940, Dave grew up in Shipshewana, IN with a rich heritage in a tightknit community.

He attended Bob Jones Academy from 1954 and graduated from Bob Jones University in 1963 with a degree in Business Administration. Dave served in the Army in Vietnam, returning to Ford Motor Company where he worked as a financial analyst for over 35 years. He retired in 1999 and spent his retirement traveling, volunteering summers at Northland University, visiting missionaries and spending time with his family.

An active member of his church through the years, Dave served as a Sunday School teacher, deacon, treasurer and youth sponsor. In 1971 Dave was instrumental in establishing Faith (Calvary) Christian School. He continued to advise and support the school until his death.

Dave was diagnosed with multiple myeloma in 2006. In the years that followed, his unwavering faith in God provided him with grace and strength for each trial.

Visitation Sunday March 19th from 3-8pm at Wujek-Calcaterra & Sons, Inc. 36900 Schoenherr at Metro Parkway (16 Mile). Interment Monday March 20th at 9:30am at Resurrection Cemetery. Memorial Service will be held Monday March 20th at 11am at Faith Baptist Church, 34950 Little Mack Ave, Clinton Township. Memorial contributions can be made in his honor to the Ministry of Marco Nunez, in care of Faith Baptist Church. Please share memories with the family at their "On-Line Guestbook" at wujekcalcaterra.com

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al things considered — when i post my masterpiece #913

first posted in facebook december 1, 2020

jennifer packer -- "jordan" (2014)

“we are tongue-tied with the songs of unknown birds, an extinct diction” ... safiya sinclair

"my inclination to paint, especially from life, is a completely political one. we belong here. we deserve to be seen and acknowledged in real time. we deserve to be heard and to be imaged with shameless generosity and accuracy" ... jennifer packer

"'jordan', 2014, depicts two people seated in an artist’s studio with several works in progress tacked to the wall behind them. the face of a third figure emerges in the upper right corner. the subjects are fellow artists jordan casteel, tschabalala self, and devan shimoyama [...] one of packer’s more chromatically varied paintings, 'jordan' contains multitudes. both self and the sketches above her are doubled, producing an effect of lapsing time. the painting’s focus is on the face of the titular subject, poignantly resolved against the marks that delineate the space. everything seems to be in motion aside from casteel. what at first appears to be a straightforward double portrait reveals itself to be an exercise in duplication and a meditation on the entanglement of any artist’s work with their social world" ... beau rutland

"home tends to be where we are our most vulnerable and intimate selves. the domestic space directly correlates with comfort and, as a result, it feels significant to have each of my subjects surrounded by their own personal belongings. their environment acts as support for the story of that individual which i am trying to tell, and have the viewer engage with" ... jordan casteel

"i want my characters to have problems that are outside of their gender or race. problems that are universal: heartbreak, grief, loss, desire. and also joys, pleasures, excitement. i think it’s important to show that because a lot of times characters that are based on black women are two-dimensional. there’s plenty of space for them to exist in a social realm or comment on political issues" ... tschabalala self

"personal biography and self-portraiture were the most sensible starting points for exploring a multitude of topics for me, considering that i always felt as though, in order to better understand others, one must learn to understand oneself. i use my body to explore magic, mythology, history, intimacy, joy, pain, and so on, and it has really shown me that there are so many other individuals that can relate to the many various experiences i’ve painted about" ... devan shimoyama

"i hope to make works that suggest how dynamic and complex our lives and relationships really are" ... jennifer packer

"but it’s alright, ma, it’s life, and life only" ... bob dylan

"meantime art outside goes on all around you ... and the unknown birds" ... al janik

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MALLORY JANSEN AND DYLAN BRUCE ARE ON THE CASE IN ‘FRANCESCA QUINN, P.I.’ A NEW ORIGINAL PREMIERING SEPTEMBER 25, ON HALLMARK MOVIES & MYSTERIES

STUDIO CITY, CA – August 24, 2022 – Mallory Jansen (“The Big Leap,” “Her Pen Pal”) and Dylan Bruce (“The Christmas Project,” “Magnum P.I.”) star in “Francesca Quinn, P.I.,” a new, original premiering Sunday, September 25 (9 p.m. ET/PT), on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.

Francesca “Frankie” Quinn (Jansen) is a private investigator in St. Benedict, Minnesota who finds herself in the middle of a personal case when her fiancé Carl Wiseman (Derek Kun, “Heartland Homicide”) is murdered. Detective Wyn Rousseau (Bruce) is assigned to the case...and also happens to be Frankie’s ex. The two share a powerful intellect and were once very much in love, but things ended badly. Following their split, Frankie left her forensics job with the police department and became a private investigator. She stands back and lets Wyn do his job but, after a week of no progress, Carl’s sister hires her to solve the case. As the one-time couple teams up to unravel a serpentine plot and unmask a sinister killer, the investigation strikes at their hearts.

“Francesca Quinn, P.I.” is from Mystery Island Pictures, Inc. Stan Spry, Eric Woods, Devan Towers and Kendra Towers are executive producers. The movie is produced by Anthony Fankhauser. Anthony Metchie directed from a script by John Christian Plummer.

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Kania | The Maze Runner Trilogy

Introduction

"people never forget how you made them feel"

┌───── •✧✧• ─────┐

               CAST

└───── •✧✧• ─────┘

Freida Pinto as Kania

THE BIRD OF PREY

'You're not guilty, Chancellor; if you'd have been, you'd have stopped. But you aren't guilty. You don't regret this. Neither does Teresa. But I won't live with that guilt over my head; I can't live with this constant control you have over me.'

Dylan O'Brien as Thomas

THE HERO

'Look, I don't know what her past is. I don't know what her history, or- or, connection, to Wicked is. All I know, is that we've got to careful. Just because she also wanted to escape, doesn't mean she's one of the good guys.'

Ki Hong Lee as Minho

THE REBEL

'You, shankette, are a heck lotta trouble, and definitely a lot more than you're worth. But you've stuck around, and that's enough. And you've got a pretty face.'

Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Newt

THE CAREGIVER

'...Thomas doesn't trust you, Kania. I'll make that clear. And I know that it's not really clever of me to be trusting you so easily, but that's what I did with Thomas, and look where we are right now. I went with my instincts, I trusted him. And my instinct tells me that I can trust you, too. Just - don't prove me wrong, please.'

Brenton Thwaites as Devan McAllister

THE EVERYMAN

'You, Kania... you might just be the reason we all come out of this alive. The reason I come out of this alive. So I've got to save you, because I don't know why, but Paige is really hell-bent on getting you back. Maybe even more than Thomas.'

Kaya Scodelario as Teresa

THE EXPLORER

'Kania, I know what I did seems wrong to you. But it doesn't matter. You've made it clear that you won't be able to accept me, that you won't forgive me. But if I had to this all over again, I'd do it. For the cure.'

Rosa Salazar as Brenda

THE ORPHAN

'Let me tell you something. I really like you. That doesn't happen enough. So you should be grateful, and not be making fun of me.'

Dexter Darden as Frypan

THE JESTER

'Hey, hey, hey. Yes, we're in the Scorch, a desert which is around a million fricking degrees, but there's such a big bright side to look at!'

Giancarlo Esposito as Jorge

THE SAGE

'Hermana, you can't keep blaming yourself forever. Who we are, and who we need to be to survive are two completely different things. You did what you had to do to survive, and that's fine. You were young, and lost, and Paige gave you a place to stay, so you took it. Nothing wrong with that. As long as you choose to do what's right.'

Patricia Clarkson as Chancellor Ava Paige

THE CREATOR

'I am not a monster. I am a scientist. I need to do this, for the cure, for the world. For the lost lives. For the world.'

Aidan Gillan as Janson

THE RULER

'What do you mean you didn't want this? You helped do this. You helped the cause. You helped look for the cure. I didn't think you'd try to completely evaporate your past like this, Kania, even if you deceived us.'

Ariana Greenblatt as Ada

THE INNOCENT

'Indy, come on. Get up. We need to go. I know you're dying, but we have food waiting.'

»»————-　★　————-««

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"it was as though she had an alter ego that told her she did not belong here. but she had never known anywhere else, and where else could there be?"

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HORROR IN THE FOREST (2023) Review of paranormal investigator horror

Horror in the Forest is a 2023 American horror film about paranormal investigators looking into missing person cases in Rudwick Forest. Directed, photographed, co-edited and produced by Brendan Rudnicki (Forest of Death; The Haunting of the Murder House; The Girl in Cabin 13; The Devil in the Room; The Haunting of the Morgan Estate; Into the Forest; The Haunting of the Suicide House; The…

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NHL Expansion Draft 2021: Full list of players available for Seattle Kraken

The NHL announced the protected lists for the 30 teams involved in the NHL Expansion Draft. (Vegas is exempt.) With the names of those protected come the guys who could be snatched up by the Seattle Kraken. There are a number of big names that have everyone trying to figure out just what general manager Ron Francis will do. Will he take Canadiens netminder, and future Hall of Famer, Carey Price and his hefty cap hit? Is Vladimir Tarasenko the sniper he needs or is his health a big question mark? There's also a number of guys who would fit in nicely but are free agents and the chances of signing them are not high (i.e. Alex Ovechkin).  EXPANSION DRAFT: Date, time, rules & more for Seattle Kraken team selectionRegardless of what Francis, coach Dave Hakstrol and Co. end up doing, there's a good chance the Kraken will be a playoff contender in just their first season. For now, let the intrigue and the guessing WWRFD (that's: what will Ron Francis do?) begin. Here's a look at every player they can pick.

List of players made available by all 30 NHL teams

Anaheim DucksAndrew Agozzino (F) David Backes (F) Sam Carrick (F) Chase De Leo (F) Ryan Getzlaf (F) Derek Grant (F) Danton Heinen (F) Adam Henrique (F) Vinni Lettieri (F) Sonny Milano (F) Andrew Poturalski (F) Carter Rowney (F) Nick Sorensen (F) Alexander Volkov (F) Trevor Carrick (D) Haydn Fleury (D) Brendan Guhle (D) Jacob Larsson (D) Josh Mahura (D) Kevin Shattenkirk (D) Andy Welinski (D) Ryan Miller (G) Anthony Stolarz (G)Arizona CoyotesDerick Brassard (F) Michael Bunting (F) Brayden Burke (F) Michael Chaput (F) Hudson Fasching (F) Christian Fischer (F) Frederik Gauthier (F) John Hayden (F) Dryden Hunt (F) Andrew Ladd (F) Lane Pederson (F) Tyler Pitlick (F) Blake Speers (F) Tyler Steenbergen (F) Jason Demers (D) Cam Dineen (D) Alex Goligoski (D) Jordan Gross (D) Niklas Hjalmarsson (D) Ilya Lyubushkin (D) Dysin Mayo (D) Aaron Ness (D) Jordan Oesterle (D) Vili Saarijarvi (D) Josef Korenar (G) Marek Langhamer (G) Antti Raanta (G)Boston BruinsAnton Blidh (F) Paul Carey (F) Peter Cehlarik (F) Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson (F) Taylor Hall (F) Cameron Hughes (F) Ondrej Kase (F) Alex Khokhlachev (F) Joona Koppanen (F) David Krejci (F) Karson Kuhlman (F) Sean Kuraly (F) Curtis Lazar (F) Greg McKegg (F) Nick Ritchie (F) Zach Senyshyn (F) Chris Wagner (F) Linus Arnesson (D) Connor Clifton (D) Steven Kampfer (D) Jeremy Lauzon (D) Kevan Miller (D) John Moore (D) Mike Reilly (D) Jarred Tinordi (D) Jakub Zboril (D) Callum Booth (G) Jaroslav Halak (G) Tuukka Rask (G)Buffalo SabresDrake Caggiula (F) Jean-Sebastien Dea (F) Cody Eakin (F) Steven Fogarty (F) Zemgus Girgensons (F) Andrew Oglevie (F) Kyle Okposo (F) Tobias Rieder (F) Riley Sheahan (F) Jeff Skinner (F) C.J. Smith (F) Will Borgen (D) Brandon Davidson (D) Matt Irwin (D) Jake McCabe (D) Colin Miller (D) Casey Nelson (D) Michael Houser (G) Carter Hutton (G) Dustin Tokarski (G)Calgary FlamesByron Froese (F) Glenn Gawdin (F) Justin Kirkland (F) Josh Leivo (F) Milan Lucic (F) Joakim Nordstrom (F) Matthew Phillips (F) Zac Rinaldo (F) Brett Ritchie (F) Buddy Robinson (F) Derek Ryan (F) Dominik Simon (F) Mark Giordano (D) Oliver Kylington (D) Nikita Nesterov (D) Alexander Petrovic (D) Michael Stone (D) Louis Domingue (G) Tyler Parsons (G)Carolina HurricanesMorgan Geekie (F) Steven Lorentz (F) Jordan Martinook (F) Max McCormick (F) Brock McGinn (F) Nino Niederreiter (F) Cedric Paquette (F) Sheldon Rempal (F) Drew Shore (F) Spencer Smallman (F) Jake Bean (D) Jake Gardiner (D) Eric Gelinas (D) Jani Hakanpaa (D) Dougie Hamilton (D) Maxime Lajoie (D) Roland McKeown (D) Joakim Ryan (D) David Warsofsky (D) Antoine Bibeau (G) Jeremy Helvig (G) Petr Mrazek (G) James Reimer (G) Dylan Wells (G)Chicago BlackhawksRyan Carpenter (F) Brett Connolly (F) Josh Dickinson (F) Adam Gaudette (F) Vinnie Hinostroza (F) Brandon Pirri (F) John Quenneville (F) Zack Smith (F) Calvin de Haan (D) Anton Lindholm (D) Nikita Zadorov (D) Collin Delia (G) Malcolm Subban (G)Colorado AvalancheTravis Barron (F) Pierre-Edouard Bellemare (F) Matt Calvert (F) J.T. Compher (F) Joonas Donskoi (F) Sheldon Dries (F) Vladislav Kamenev (F) Gabriel Landeskog (F) Ty Lewis (F) Jayson Megna (F) Liam O'Brien (F) Brandon Saad (F) Miikka Salomaki (F) Kiefer Sherwood (F) Carl Soderberg (F) T.J. 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[ask-theoverseer-max]

AU Event Bodyguards

As the leading figures in a nationwide Gang of Marauders, you must have a squad whose sole task is to protect you right? Maxwell: Well of course Me and Susie are strong enough we can defend ourselves but it’s always nice to have someone watching your back.

While Me and Susie usually work together and are rarely fair away from one another, We do have our own group of Bodyguards we hand picked.

Maxwell: Meet my Bodyguards, Crimson.  

The two muscle heads in front are Devan and Dylan, a pair of twins that are strong literally and metaphorically. Together they’ve taken shots that should’ve killed a person but they kept fighting. They both specialize in Heavy guns, preferably LMG’s.

One time they were being overwhelmed by a rival gang and successfully defended their base by one taking a unmounted M2 Browning from a destroyed armored truck and placed it on their shoulder while the other aimed and fired it. Dylan lost a bit of his hearing due to that but he’s still good. 

 Kate is the third in command behind Me and Susie. When I’m not around or they need someone who can kick ass almost as well as Me, They call Kate. She specializes in Guerilla warfare and assassination but can handle herself in a straight forward shootout or fistfight. 

Susie: SO! My squad is called Tango, a shade of pink.

Basically... these are some of the first people I befriended when we joined the Highwaymen. Besides being fun to hang around and caring, they’re also really good at fighting!

Butch is an oddball as he’s so big and strong that people are surprised he isn’t a heavy gunner, he’s actually a sniper. He’s got crazy good aim and is great at hunting! He’s a bit silent though so I guess you can easily describe him as the strong silent type. 

Ophelia and Yvette were good friends before I arrived and are both Flamers. They’ve burned down whole forests when they’re let off their leash's and.. sometimes... burn down things that they shouldn’t.. BUT! I always vouch for them and they always promise to never burn it down again.. Given it can be burned down again..

(The AU Event is ending soon so this will be your last chance to send any asks for AU Maxwell and Susie!)

[prcttylittlethings-a]

6, 9, 22, 35, 36, 42,

which muses can speak languages other than English?

stella garcia is trilingual - she speaks english, but also spanish & portuguese fluently. her accent is an absolute abominational mix between cuban & bostonian, since she was born in worcester, mass but spent a lot of her formative years bouncing between the area and visiting her family in cuba. rachel berry & lila dorsey can speak a modicum of hebrew - enough to get by, at least. spencer hastings can speak like 8 languages because she downloads language apps on her phone and plows through them until she masters them. she's not necessarily fluent in all of them, but can definitely hold a decent conversation and understand a lot of what is said around her if they're speaking another language. luci martinez, camilla baker, and abi tomas are all fluent in spanish and english, though camilla and abi rarely actually use it. luci speaks spanish around her family, as her grandmother prefers it to english. zelda monroe and parker wyatt are fluent in french as well as english. aylin kaplan's first language is turkish, making english her second language even if it's the one she uses more in person.

which of your muses is most likely to get thrown in jail for disorderly conduct?

i didn't even have to think about it, it's 100% devan park. probably drunk or high on cocaine, admittedly, and PROBABLY after her marlins lost a game. she will deck a guy for insulting her team.

which muse is the most dramatic?

i'd like to ask which muse isn't dramatic. i think it's a three way tie between zelda monroe, merrick wood and stella garica, though all for different reasons. zelda because she likes the attention, merrick because she feels too much all the time, and stella because...she's just like that man.

which muses have pets? tell us their species and names.

in merrick wood's original verse, she adopted a dog named ethan with her ( not yet at the time ) boyfriend ethan, so she had ethan the dog and ethan the person. ethan the dog was a baby rottie, though they originally went looking for a wolf-esque breed to scare a friend into thinking werewolves were overrunning their town. rachel berry usually has a kitten named 'roxie' after a character in chicago, but i rarely write her anymore anyways. stella garcia has a little white matlese named bear in most of her verses.

do you have an old/retired muse you don’t use anymore but love? tell us about them.

i have a lot of muses that i'm considering 'retiring' but my main two former that i never write anymore are devan park ( anna kendrick ) and sarah fox ( brittany snow ). devan was a spitfire of a disaster, usually very low ambition and working dead end jobs like bartending or waitressing, and absolutely obsessed with baseball and her hometeam, the florida marlins. hailing from florida, she was the only girl with three brothers, spent most of her time hanging around the guys, and had a severe coke addiction that usually caught up to her when things got bad. also a borderline alcoholic, she had a Lot Going On, but mostly she was just a lot of fun and chaos ( kind of like if merrick wood allowed herself to follow in her fathers footsteps of addiction, tbh. ) sarah fox was originally essentially a next-gen o.c. character; we created her and her counterpark max fiori as the children of seth & summer and ryan & taylor. sarah was very much a hippie esque go with the flow love child, intent on having fun and loving the world as much as she could. she had a bunny named waffles and helped bring max ( a very serious law student ) into a world of fun. i also rarely get to write any of my canons anymore, specifically rachel berry who was ALL i wrote for the first like five years of my rp experience. but i could write essays and sonnets about rachel barbra berry ☆ so that's for another ask.

which muse has the most money?

it honestly depends on the verse. on average, usually zelda monroe - either as an actress or a socialite, she's usually top tier. stella garcia, if i play her as the socialite daughter/hotel heiress. eleanor hawthorne and iris lexington, each different kinds of variations of my blair waldorf esque characters. autumn abbott and dylan delaney both come from monied parents, and aylin kaplan is the daughter of a crime boss, so they all have $$$ too.

multi muse questions

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Do you need a name for your human!13 fic?

I gotcha covered!

SO, if you are struggling to find a human name to call The Doctor in your AU, and maybe you want to differentiate yourself from others(or not), I have compiled a list of J-names(John Smith), Th-names(Theta), and D-names(Doctor), ranging from normal names, to unique names I felt were Doctor like. Many of them can be short for another name, in which I have put the full name in parenthesis, and won’t add it again on the list, but of course either name can be used with or without the other.

J-names:

Jade

Jem(Jamie/Jayme, James, Jameson, Jemma)

Jay/Jae(Jaden/Jadyn/Jayden, Jaelyn, Jeanine)

Jackie(Jacqueline/Jaclyn, Jacquelle, Jacoba, Jocasta)

Jasmine

Jane/Jayne

Jax

January

Jean

Jen(Jenny, Jennifer, Jenna, Jeanette)

Jerry

Jill(Jillian)

Jess(Jessica, Jessamine, Jessie/Jesse)

Jo(Joan, Joanne, Joanna/Johanna, Jocelyn, Joella, Jocasta, Josephine, Jolene, Joey, Jojo, Josie)

Jordan, Jordana, Jordy

Joy(Joyce)

Jules(Julie, Julia, Juliet, Juliette, Julianne, Julian/Julien)

Joss

Jubilee

Jude(Judy)

June(Juno, Juniper)

Justine/Justina

Th-names:

Thalia

Thea/Theo(Theodora, Theophelia, Dorothea)

Theresa

Theta (duh)

Theron

Thelma

Thandy/Thandie

Thilda(Mathilda)

D-names:

Daisy

Dallas

Dani/Danny(Danielle, Daniella)

Daphne

Dana/Dayna

Dale

Dahlia

Dakota

Darby

Darcy/Darcie

Dee

Deb(Debbie, Debra/Deborah)

Darline, Darla

Darren

Daryl

Dawn

Delia

Deidra/Deirdra, Deidre/Deirdre

Del/Delle/Della(Delphine, Delaney, Delphi, Delta, Delilah)

Demeter

Desiree

Devan/Deven/Devon/Devin

Destiny

Dex

Diane/Dianne, Diana

Dina

Dominique, Dom

Dora(Dorothy, Dorothea, Theodora, Isadora)

Dove

Drew/Dru

Dottie

Dylan

There you have it, hope it helps! Feel free to add more ;)

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funny and fake names

this list of fake names was compiled for humor. i do not take any responsibi;ty if these names cause you any trouble, A Aaron Thetires (Air in the tires) Aaron C. Reskew (Air & sea rescue) Abe Rudder (Hey brother) Achilles Punks (I'll kill these punks) Adam Bomb (Atom bomb) Adam Meway (Out of my way) Adam Sapple (Adam's apple) Adolf Oliver Nipples (Ate off all of her nipples) Ahmed Adoodie (I made a doodie - from The Simpsons) Al B. Zienya (I'll be seeing you) Al Beback (I'll be back) Al DePantzeu (I'll de-pants you) Al E. Gator (Alligator) Al Gore-Rhythm (Algorithm) Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Al Killeu (I'll kill you) Al Koholic (Alcoholic - as used in The Simpsons) Al Legance (Allegiance) Al Ligorie (Allegory) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alan Quay (Allen key) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll ---- anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Barster (Alabaster) Ali Bye (Alibi) Alice Tikband (Elastic band) Alice Well (All is well) Alicia Sober (At least you're sober) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina - as seen in Austin Powers) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A man to be reckoned with) Amanda Lay (A man to lay) Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss - used in The Simpsons) Amanda Sol DeWork (A man does all the work) Amos Kittow (A mosquito) Amy Stake (A mistake) Ana L. Beads (Anal beads) Andy Gravity (Anti-gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Andy Tover (Hand it over) Andy Waywego (And away we go) Andy Wineriss (And the winner is) Angus Macoatup (Hang us my coat up) Anita Bang (I need a bang) Anita Bath (I need a bath - from The Simpsons) Anita Man (I need a man) Anita Goodchit (I need a good Shakespeare) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Calsox (Ankle socks) Ann Jyna (Angina) Ann Natome (Anatomy) Ann Tartica (Antarctica) Ann Teek (Antique) Ann Tenner (Antenna) Anna Daptor (An adaptor) Anna Gram (Anagram) Anna Kronism (Anachronism) Anna Larm (An alarm) Anna Linjection (Anal injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Notherting (And another thing) Anna Prentice (An apprentice) Anna Rack (Anorak) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne Arkey (Anarchy) Anne Dryer (Hand dryer) Anne Kersaway (Anchors away) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Anne Yewelevent (Annual event) Annette Head (A net head) Annette Kurtain (A net curtain) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody home) Annie Mah (Enema) Annie Versary (Anniversary) Anita Braig (I need a break) Archie Pelago (Archipelago) Ariel Hassle (A real hassle) Arnie Dadrink (I need a drink) Arthur Chance (Half the chance) Arthur Rightus (Arthritis) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Arty Fischel (Artificial) Aunt Chovy (Anchovy) Aunty Biotic (Anti-biotic) Avery Niceman (A very nice man) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a moron) B Barb Dwyer (Barbed wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barbara Seville (Barber of Seville) Barbie Dahl (Barbie doll) Barnaby Wild (Born to be wild) Barry Armeford (Barrier method) Barry Cuwder (Barracuda) Barry D'Alive (Buried alive) Barry D. Hatchet (Bury the hatchet) Barry O'Reefer (Barrier reef) Barry Shmelly (Very smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Baxter D. 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DePlace (Can this be the place) Candice B. Fureal (Can this be for real) Candy Liver (Can deliver) Cari Mysack (Carry my sack) Carl Arm (Car alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car lot attendant) Carmen Geddit (Come and get it) Carmen Gough (Come and go) Carole Singer (Carol singer) Carra S. Midown (Caress me down) Carrie-Ann Crowe (Carrion crow) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the coffin) Carrie Dowt (Carried out) Carrie Micote (Carry my coat) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carrie R. Bags (Carrier bags) Carrie Smattick (Charismatic) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In case he needs it) Celia Fate (Seal your fate) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chas Tyes (Chastise) Chester Minit (Just a minute) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Bacon (Crispy bacon) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy nugget) Christopher Wave (Crest of a wave) Chuck Mysak (Chuck my sack) Cindy Post (It's in the post) Claire Asdey (Clear as day) Claire DeAir (Clear the air) Claire Voyent (Clairvoyant) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and scratched them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Codependent) Cole Dasice (Cold as ice) Cole Desack (Cul de sac) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) Colette A. Day (Call it a day) Colin Allcars (Calling all cars) Colin Derr (Colander) Colin Nade (Colonnade) Colin Sick (Call in sick) Colleen Cardd (Calling card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Constance Noring (Constant snoring) Cory Ander (Coriander) Courtney Biggins (Caught any big ones) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving more head) Crispin Even (Crisp and even) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Curtis E. Carr (Courtesy car) Cy Burnett (Cyber net) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Cybil Wrights (Civil rights) D Dale E. 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Wiener (Droopy wiener - used in The Simpsons) Duane DeVane (Drain the vein) Duncan Biskitt (Dunking biscuit) Duncan Disorderly (Drunk and disorderly) Duncan Doenuss (Dunkin Donuts) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the furniture) Dustin Dubris (Dust and debris) Dwayne Pipes (Drain pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealing weed) E Eamon Tillado (Amontillado) Earl E. Bird (Early bird) Earl Lee Indamorn (Early in the morn) Easton Fection (Yeast infection) Ed Banger (Head banger) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Overeelz (Head over heels) Ed Turner (Head turner) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Eddie Face (Edifice) Eddie Phication (Edification) Edina Cloud (Head in a cloud) Eileen Dover (I leaned over) Ella Fant (Elephant) Ella Mentry (Elementary) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Gent (Elegant) Ellie Kopter (Helicopter) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D.) Elmer Hand (Held my hand) Emma Chissett (How much is it) Emma Fraid (I'm afraid) Emma Grates (Emigrates) Emma Nate (Emanate) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Emma Ruld (Emerald) Enid Addrink (I need a drink) Eric Shin (Erection) Eric Tyle (Erectile) Eunice Sykel (Unicycle) Eva Brick (Heave a brick) Eva Sye (Heave a sigh) Evan Elpus (Heaven help us) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly harps) Evans Gayte (Heaven's gate) Evan Nowes (Heaven knows) Evan Sabove (Heavens above) Evan Tually (Eventually) Eve Alminds (Evil minds) Eve Apporate (Evaporate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Eve Ann Jelical (Evangelical) Evelyn Tent (Evil intent) Ewan Whatarmy (You and what army) F Faye Derway (Fade away) Faye Kinnitt (Faking it) Faye Sake (Face ache) Faye Slift (Face lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Felix Cited (Feel excited) Fiona Friend (Phone a friend) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex your biceps) Fleur Tashuss (Flirtatious) Flo Tinaway (Floating away) Fran Tick (Frantic) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freda D. Dark (Afraid of the dark) Freda Innocent (Free the innocent) Freda Livery (Free delivery) Frieda Convict (Free the convict) Frieda Gough (Free to go) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) G Gabe Barr (Gay bar) Gary Oakie (Karaoke) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene pool) Gerry Mander (Gerrymander) Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gill Tedd (Jilted) Gladys Canby (Glad as can be) Gladys Eeya (Glad to see you) Gladys Friday (Glad it's Friday) Gordon Nomes (Garden gnomes) Grace Quirrell (Gray squirrel) Gunther Lunch (Gone for lunch) Gus Comzadia (Gas comes out of you) Gus Tofwynde (Gust of Wind) Guy Dinlite (Guiding light) Guy Wyre (Guy wire) H Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Seyan (Halcyon) Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky) Hans Ov (Hands off) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack) Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers) Harry Butz (Hairy butts) Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks) Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy) Hayden Seek (Hide and seek) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me) Hedda Hare (Head of hair) Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce) Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables) Heidi Whey (Hideaway) Hein Noon (High noon) Helen Back (Hell and back) Helen Erth (Hell on Earth) Helen Hywater (Hell and high water) Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket) Herb Alty (Herbal tea) Herb E. Side (Herbicide) Herbie Hind (Her behind) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me) Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons) Hilda Clime (Hill to climb) Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one) Holden McGroin (Holding my groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons) Honor Mission (On a mission) Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo) Hope Lescase (Hopeless case) Horace Cope (Horoscope) Howard I. No (How would I know) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner) Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch) Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer) Hugh Beeotch (You bitch) Hugh Cumber (Cucumber) Hugh DeMann (You the man) Hugh Dunnit (Who done it) Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection) Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons) Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus) Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ) Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass) Hugh Manatee (Humanity) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugh Raye (Hooray) Hugo First (You go first) Hy Gene (Hygiene) I Ian de Dark (In the dark) Ian de Deepend (In the deep end) Ian O'Sphere (Ionosphere) I. C. Wiener (Icy wiener - used in The Simpsons and Futurama) I. C. York-Hunt (I see your Carroll) Ida Down (Eiderdown) Ida Magin (I'd imagine) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Igor Beaver (Eager beaver) Ijaz Fahted (I just farted) Ike Entell (I can tell) Ima B. Leever (I'm a believer) Ima Hogg (I'm a hog) Imelda Czechs (I mail the checks) Iona Bigyot (I own a big yacht) Iona Faskar (I own a fast car) Iona Mink (I own a mink) I. P. Freely (I pee freely - as heard in The Simpsons) Ira Fuse (I refuse) Ira Grett (I regret) Isaac UrColeridge (I suck your Coleridge) Isabel Ringing (Is a bell ringing) Isla Blige (I'll oblige) Isla Vass (I love ass) Ivan Ellavonich (I have a Hell of an itch) Ivan Itchinanus (I have an itching anus) Ivana Dayov (I want a day off) Ivana Fukalot (I wanna Frost a lot) Ivana Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot - as seen in Austin Powers) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I wanna cut your Coleridge off) Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle - used in The Simpsons) Ivana Veekov (I want a week off) Izzy Backyet (Is he back yet) Izzy Cumming (Is he coming) J Jack Dupp (Jacked up) Jack Hoffman (Jack off man) Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up) Jack Mehov (Jack me off) Jack Pott (Jackpot) Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder) Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons) Jan E. Torr (Janitor) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jane Linkfence (Chain link fence) Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde) Jawana Die (Do you wanna die) Jay Walker (Jaywalker) Jean Ann Tonique (Gin and tonic) Jean Poole (Gene pool) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi knight) Jeff Healitt (Did you feel it) Jen Nettles (Genitals) Jenna Rossity (Generosity) Jenna Talia (Genitalia) Jerry Atric (Geriatric) Jess Tation (Gestation) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Jim Pansey (Chimpanzee) Joanna Dance (Do you want to dance) Joanna Hand (Do you want a hand) Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are funny) Joe King (Joking) Joe V. All (Jovial) Joel Rebocks (Jewelry box) Jose Frayed (Who's afraid) Juan De Hattatime (One day at a time) Juan Dering (Wandering) Juan E. Namillion (One in a million) Juan Fortharoad (One for the road) Juan Manband (One man band) Juan Moment (One moment) Juan Mortyme (One more time) Juan Nightstand (One night stand) Juana Bea (Wannabe) Julie Veliteon (Did you leave the light on) Jurgen Ergeditt (You're going to get in) Justin Case (Just in case) Justin Credible (Just incredible) Justin Hale (Just inhale) Justin Nuth (Just enough) Justin Sider (Just inside her) Justin Thyme (Just in time) K Kareem O'Weet (Cream of wheat) Karl Lott (Car lot) Kash Muni (Cash money) Kate Terrin (Catering) Kathy Dralspire (Cathedral spire) Kay Oss (Chaos) Kay Serrar (Que sera) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Keisha May Ash (Kiss my ass) Ken Ackumin (Can I come in) Ken Hartley Reed (Can hardly read) Ken Niving (Conniving) Ken Oppenner (Can opener) Kendal Lawbrer (Candelabra) Kenitra Bush (Can I eat your bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can he do it) Kenny Fakur (Can he Frost her) Kent Cook (Can't cook) Kerry Dowt (Carried out) Kerry Seen (Kerosene) Kieran D. Community (Care in the community) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign slogan) Kimmy Head (Give me head) Kirsten Swore (Cursed and swore) Klaus Shave (Close shave) Kurt Ainring (Curtain ring) Kurt Incall (Curtain call) Kyle Mo Lester (Child molester) L Lance Lyde (Landslide) Lars Torders (Last orders) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Laura Jass (Large ass) Laura Norder (Law and order) Laurie Park (Lorry park) Lee Cage (Leakage) Lee Gleeders (League leaders) Lee Keyrear (Leaky rear) Lee King (Leaking) Lee Nover (Lean over) Lee Poff (Leap off) Lee Pover (Leap over) Lee Vitoff (Leave it off) Lee Vitout (Leave it out) Len DeHande (Lend a hand) Lena Meet (Leaner meat) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Les Ismoor (Less is more) Lew De Behaviore (Lewd behavior) Libby Doe (Libido) Lily Livard (Lilly-livered) Linda Hand (Lend a hand) Lisa Neucar (Lease a new car) Liz Beein (Lesbian) Liz Entoome (Listen to me) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lois Bidder (Lowest bidder) Lois Price (Lowest price) Lois Steam (Low esteem) Lola Beedow (Low libido) Lori Driver (Lorry driver) Lorna Tennis (Lawn tennis) Lorne Mowers (Lawn mowers) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lou Cowt (Lookout) Lou Cyphre (Lucifer - played by Robert De Niro in Angel Heart) Lou Decruss (Ludicrous) Lou Natic (Lunatic) Lou Pole (Loophole) Lou Scannon (Loose cannon) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Smoralls (Loose morals) Lou Stooth (Loose tooth) Lou Tennant (Lieutenant) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and clear) Lucy Lastic (Loose elastic) Luke Adamgo (Look at him go) Luke Admadick (Look at my dick) Luke Atmyass (Look at my ass) Luke Over (Look over) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Lwellan Dowd (You well endowed) Lydia Bin (Lid of your bin) Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie like a dog) Lynn C. Dole (Linseed oil) Lynn Guini (Linguini) Lynn Meabuck (Lend me a buck) M Mabel Syrup (Maple syrup) Madame Crotch (My damn crotch) Maddi Gascar (Madagascar) Madge Ority (Majority) Madka Owdiseez (Mad cow disease) Major Jump (Made you jump) Major Lee Gay (Majorly gay) Major Luke Twice (Made you look twice) Mal Adjusted (Maladjusted) Mal Twiskie (Malt whiskey) Mal Odruss (Malodorous) Malcolm Tent (Malcontent) Mand Lynne (Mandolin) Mandy Lifeboats (Man the lifeboats) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marcus Abscent (Mark us absent) Marge Innastraightline (March in a straight line) Marge Noferror (Margin of error) Marian Furlove (Marrying for love) Marian Furmunny (Marrying for money) Marian Haste (Marry in haste) Marion Money (Marrying money) Marius Quick (Marry us quick) Mark Mywords (Mark my words) Mark Smann (Marksman) Mark Z. Spot (Mark the spot) Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes) Marsha Mallow (Marshmallow) Martha Fokker (mother-Froster) Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas) Mary Gold (Marigold) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Mary Torrius (Meritorious) Mary Wana (Marijuana) Master Bating (Masturbating) Matt Ress (Mattress) Matt Schtick (Matchstick) Matt Tromeny (Matrimony) Matt Trustain (Mattress stain) Maude Yuller (Modular) Maureen Clined (More inclined) Maureen Portantly (More importantly) Maureen Tresting (More interesting) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Max E. Pad (Maxipad) May B. Dunn (May be done) May Elman (Mailman) May I. Tutchem (May I touch them) May O'Nays (Mayonnaise) Maya Buttreeks (My butt reeks - from The Simpsons) Maya Magination (My imagination) Maya Normousbutt (My enormous butt - from The Simpsons) Megan Bacon (Making bacon or egg and bacon) Mel Lowe (Mellow) Mel N. Colly (Melancholy) Mel O'Dramer (Melodrama) Mel Practiss (Malpractice) Mel Tingpot (Melting pot) Melissa Tothis (Ma listen to this) Michael Toris (My clitoris) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Mick Stubbles (Mixed doubles) Mick Stup (Mixed up) Mick Zupps (Mix ups) Midas Well (Might as well) Mike Hawk (My Coleridge) Mike Hunt (My Carroll) Mike Litteriss (My clitoris) Mike Ockhurts (My Coleridge hurts) Mike Ocksmall (My Coleridge's small) Mike Oxlong (My Coleridge's long) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Mike Rotch (My crotch - from The Simpsons) Mike Rotchburns (My crotch burns) Mike Rowave (Microwave) Mike Rufone (Microphone) Mike Yermindup (Make your mind up) Miles A. Head (Miles ahead) Miles Prower (Miles per hour) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Milly Terry (Military) Minnie Mumwage (Minimum wage) Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt) Minnie Stree (Ministry) Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous) Miss Bea Haven (Misbehaving) Miss L. Tow (Mistletoe) Miss T. Eyes (Misty eyes) Miss Terri Novelle (Mystery novel) Miss U. Allott (Miss you a lot) Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor) Mitch Again (Michigan) Miya Buttreaks (My butt reeks) Moe DeLawn (Mow the lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Moe Skeeto (Mosquito) Moe Telsiks (Motel 6) Moira Less (More or less) Mollie Coddle (Mollycoddle) Molly Quewll (Molecule) Mona Littlemore (Moan a little more) Mona Lott (Moan a lot) Mort Ishan (Mortician) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Mr E. Mann (Mystery man) Mubahl Zizary (My balls "is" hairy) Mustafa Look (Must have a look) Myra Maines (My remains) Mysha Long (My shlong) N Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more) Natalie Klad (Nattily clad) Neil B. Forme (Kneel before me) Neil Downe (Kneel down) Neil Efare (Nearly there) Neil Sonweels (Meals on wheels) Nesta Vipas (Nest of vipers) Neve Adda (Nevada) Nick L. Andime (Nickel and dime) Nick O'Teen (Nicotine) Nick Ovtime (Nick of time) Nick Rofilia (Necrophilia) Nida Lyte (Need a light) Noah Count (No account) Noah Vale (No avail) Noah Zark (Noah's ark) Nora Bone (Gnaw a bone) Norma Stitz (Enormous tits) O Olav Myfriendsaregay (All of my friends are gay - from The Simpsons) Oliver Bush (I love her bush) Oliver Clothesoff (All of her clothes off - from The Simpsons) Oliver DaPlaz (All over the place) Oliver Sudden (All of a sudden) Ollie Churpuzzi (I'll eat your Poe) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger - from The Simpsons) Ophelia Pane (I feel your pain) Ophelia Titsoff (I'll feel your tits off) Opie Umsbad (Opium's bad) Orla Nophin (All or nothing) Orson Cart (Horse and cart) Orson Ounds (Horse and hounds) Otto B. Kilt (Ought to be killed) Otto Matik (Automatic) Owen Monie (Owing money) P Paige Turner (Page turner) Pam Purd (Pampered) Pandora Spocks (Pandora's box) Pat Mebutt (Pat my butt) Pat Taytow (Potato) Pat Tranage (Patronage) Patty O'Furniture (Patio furniture) Paul Bearer (Pallbearer) Paul MyColeridge (Pull my Coleridge) Pearl E. Gates (Pearly gates) Penny Foram (Penny for them) Penny Less (Penniless) Penny Sillen (Penicillin) Peppy Roni (Pepperoni) Percy Cute (Persecute) Percy Veer (Persevere) Perry Dice (Paradise) Perry Docks (Paradox) Perry Scope (Periscope) Perry Shute (Parachute) Perry Winckel (Periwinkle) Pete Zahutt (Pizza Hut) Pete Zaria (Pizzeria) Peter Pantz (Peed her pants) Phil Atio (Fellatio) Phil Anders (Philanders) Phil Itafiche (Filet of fish) Phil Maglossop (Fill my glass up) Phil Maweeney (Feel my weenie) Phil McCracken (Fill my crack in) Phil MeBrest (Feel my breast) Phil Mianus (Fill my anus) Phil Officer (Philosopher) Philip Eno (Filipino) Philippa Bucket (Fill up a bucket) Phyllis Sofickle (Philosophical) Phyllis Stein (Philistine) Phyuck Yiu (Frost you) P. I. Staker (Piss-taker) Polly C. Holder (Policy holder) Poppy Cox (PoppyColeridge) Pyuck Meei (Frost me) Q Quimby Ingmeen (Quit being mean) Quinn T. Senshall (Quintessential) Quinton Chingme (Quit touching me) Quinton Plates (Contemplates) R R. Soul (Arsehole) Rachel DeScrimination (Racial discrimination) Randy Holeweigh (Ran the whole way) Ray Deator (Radiator) Ray Kupleeves (Rake up leaves) Ray Ling (Railing) Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation) Ray Neday (Rainy day) Ray Pugh (Rape you) Ray Scarr (Racecar) Ray Sersharpe (Razor sharp) Ray Sleeder (Race leader) Ray Strack (Racetrack) Reg Oyce (Rejoice) Renee Sance (Renaissance) Rex Cars (Wrecks cars) Rhea Gretabble (Regrettable) Rhoada Hoarse (Rode a horse) Rhoda Camel (Rode a camel) Rhoda Wynner (Rode a winner) Rick Kleiner (Recliner) Rick O'Shea (Ricochet) Rick Ottersheese (Ricotta cheese) Ricky T. Bridge (Rickety bridge) Rip Tile (Reptile) Rita Book (Read a book) Rob O. Flavin (Riboflavin) Robbie Ree (Robbery) Robin Emblind (Robbing them blind) Robyn Banks (Robbing banks) Rocca Vages (Rock of ages) Roland Buter (Roll and butter) Ron A. Muck (Run amok) Ron Devue (Rendezvous) Ron Osserus (Rhinoceros) Rory Motion (Raw emotion) Rosa Teeth (Rows of teeth) Ross Terr (Roster) Ross Trum (Rostrum) Rowan Boate (Rowing boat) Ruben MyColeridge (Rubbing my Coleridge) Ruby Kohn (Rubicon) Rudi Day (Rue the day) Rudi Mentry (Rudimentary) Rudy Nuff (Rude enough) Rufus Leakin (Roof is leaking) Russ Tinayle (Rusty nail) Russell Ingleaves (Rustling leaves) Ruth Tyler (Roof Tiler) S Sabina Pleasure (It's been a pleasure) Sadie Word (Say the word) Sal Ami (Salami) Sal Livver (Saliva) Sal T. Penuz (Salty peanuts or salty penis) Sally Mander (Salamander) Sam Aritan (Samaritan) Sam Manilla (Salmonella) Sam Owser (Samosa) Sam Pull (Sample) Sam Urai (Samurai) Sam Widge (Sandwich) Samson Knight (Samsonite) Sarah Bellam (Cerebellum) Sarah Nader (Serenade her) Sarah Tonin (Serotonin) Sasha Waist (Such a waste) Scott Chansoder (Scotch and soda) Scott Chegg (Scotch egg) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the rocks) Seaman Stains (Semen stains) Seelin Phan (Ceiling fan) See Mihn (Semen) Selma Boddy (Sell my body) Sergovia Selv (Sick of yourself) Seth La Pod (Cephalopod) Seymour Asses (See more asses - from Futurama) Seymour Buttz (See more butts - from The Simpsons) Seymour Cox (See more Coleridges) Shanda Lear (Chandelier) Sheeza Freak (She's a freak) Sheila Blidge (She'll oblige) Shelia Mazeyer (She'll amaze you) Sheila Tack (She'll attack) Sheri Cola (Cherry cola) Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure man whatever) Shirley Knott (Surely not) Shirley U. Care (Surely you care) Sid Down (Sit down) Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' waves) Sir John Sands (Surgeon's hands) Sir Kit Breaker (Circuit breaker) Sonia Shew (It's on your shoe) Stacey Rhect (Stays erect) Stan Dandeliver (Stand and deliver) Stan Deasy (Stand easy) Stan Dingproude (Standing proud) Stan Doffich (Standoffish) Stan Dupp (Stand up) Steve Adore (Stevedore) Stu Padasso (Stupid Emerson) Stu Pid (Stupid) Sue Case (Suitcase) Sue Denley (Suddenly) Sue Donim (Pseudonym) Sue E. Side (Suicide) Sue Flay (Souffle) Sue Perrman (Superman) Sue Render (Surrender) Sue Ridge (Sewage) Sum Ting Wong (Something wrong) Sum Yung Gai (Some young guy) Susan Orty-Boyden (Who's a naughty boy then) T Tamara Nethercombs (Tomorrow never comes) Tanya Hide (Tan your hide) Tara Newhall (Tear a new hole) Tate Urchips (Tater chips) Teresa Crowd (Three's a crowd) Teresa Green (Trees are green) Terry Bulsmel (Terrible smell) Terry Cotter (Terracotta) Terry Fie (Terrify) Terry Ryst (Terrorist) Terry Torrie (Territory) Tess Tickle (Testicle) Tia Dropps (Teardrops) Tim Burr (Timber) Tim Lee Intervention (Timely intervention) Tim Panny (Timpani) Tina Beense (Tin of beans) Tina See (Tennessee) Titus Addrum (Tight as a drum) Titus Balzac (Tightest ball sack) Titus Canby (Tight as can be) Titus Zell (Tight as Hell) Toby Hynde (Tow behind) Toby Paidfer (To be paid for) Tom Bowler (Tombola) Tom Martow (Tomato) Torah Hyman (Tore a hymen) Travis Tay (Travesty) Tristan Shout (Twist and shout) Trudy Lite (True delight) Tudick Synsider (Two dicks inside her) Ty Dallwave (Tidal wave) Ty Imup (Tie him up) Ty Priter (Typewriter) Ty Tannick (Titanic) Ty Tass (Tightass) Tyrone Shoes (Tie your own shoes) U Uliqa M'Diq (You lick my dick) Ullee Daway (You lead the way) Ulrika Garlick (You'll reek of garlic) Una Brau (Unibrow - from Austin Powers) Upton O'goode (Up to no good) Ura Snotball (You are a snotball - from The Simpsons) Ustrokeet Islewatch (You stroke it I'll watch) V Val Crow (Velcro) Val Haller (Valhalla) Val Lay (Valet) Vasilly Sonovabich (That silly son of a bitch) Vera Cross (Veer across) Vic Tree (Victory) Vinny Gerr (Vinegar) Viv Atious (Vivacious) Vlad Tire (Flat tire) W Walt Sing (Waltzing) Walter Mellon (Watermelon) Walter Wallcarpet (Wall to wall carpet) Wanda Dorff (Wandered off) Wanda Lottie Wray (Won the lottery) Wanda Phul (Wonderful) Wanda Rinhands (Wandering hands) Warren Peace (War and peace) Warren Tease (Warranties) Wat Apistle (Water pistol) Wayne Dear (Reindeer) Wayne Dwops (Raindrops) Wayne Kerr (Wanker) Wayne Ningmoon (Waning moon) Wendy Windblows (Where the wind blows) Wi Phukem Yung (We Frost them young) Will D. Beest (Wildebeest) Will O'Patten (Willow pattern) Will Ting (Wilting) Will U. Jackmeov (Will you jack me off) Wille Belong (Will he be long) Willie Byter (Willy biter or will he bite her) Willie Gofar (Will he go far) Willie Makeit (Will he make it) Willy O'Wowntey (Will he or won't he) Willy Tert (Will it hurt) Wilma Fingerdoo (Will my finger do) Wilma Leggrowbach (Will my leg grow back) Winnie Bago (Winnebago) Winnie DiPoo (Winnie the Pooh) Woody U. No (What do you know) X Xavier Breff (Save your breath) Xavier Money (Save your money) Xavier Onassis (Save your own asses) Xavier Zelf (Save yourself) Y Yerma Wildo (Your ma will do) Yul B. Allwright (You'll be alright) Yule B. Sorry (You'll be sorry) Z Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and you shall find) Zelda Kowz (Sell the cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and pepper)