#Dungeon Munchies

[ontologicallyeviltortureprincess]

No way... dungeon munchies pfp :o

DUNGEON MUNCHIES IS THE FUCKING BEST AND NO ONE HAS EVER PLAYED IT ITS A CRYING GODDAMN SHAME!!

Alright to all of my followers you're gonna go look at the dungeon munchies steam page and you're gonna say "huh this doesn't look that good" and you're gonna be wrong. you're gonna say "this game looks silly and unserious, and the gameplay looks rough and unpolished, and just kind of simplistic." and none of those things are correct. Dungeon munchies is a banger of a game about waking up as a corpse and immediately being pressganged into being a dystopian shitty food truck worker by a Normal Girl (she's a necromancer but that's not important, you love her). This takes the form of a sidescrolling 2d action game where you kill monsters and talking plants and make ungodly dishes out of their body parts. and this, through a serious of somewhat complicated events and funny coworkers, results in you toppling a dystopian plant-based monarchy. And then the game starts. And the game is one of the most well written storylines i've ever seen in a game. I can talk about what it says about society, or human nature, or the nature of power, but ultimately what makes it so compelling are the people. The characters of dungeon munchies are.... i don't know. They're fantastic. They're toxic. They're beautiful and ugly and hilarious and traumatized and agnsty and silly and I love them, and you will too. Also the music is fantastic.

Please please play this game. And then send me an ask to tell me how much you loved it. Please.

[mackerelphones]

"Game of the year," the coveted status one awards only to what video game one liked most of all the ones they played that year.

GotY 2023: Pheonotopia: Awakening. Tons of fun from start to end. Tens of hours of nonstop entertainment that kept me hooked for weeks. For comparison, most video games don't even lose my interest because they never gain it in the first place. Perhaps I should finish the video review I was making of it

GotY 2024: Dungeon Munchies. No contest. Unfortunately, the gameplay is just fine, and it is definitely not optimized for controllers. But the storytelling in this goes so much harder than anyone could possibly expect that I fell in love with it. Exactly the exhilarating mixture of farce, horror, and extreme sadness that I search for. One of those where whenever I wasn't playing it, I was chomping at the bit to get back to it

Honorable mentions for 2023 and 2024: Dead Estate and Anthology of the Killer

Dead Estate: Many hours (70!) of fun and entertainment. The final update came out this year, so it's finally complete. The new Steam thumbnail does sort of spoil the surprise that the cast of characters is larger than it first appears, though

Anthology of the Killer: This series of comedy-horror adventures has been trickling out episode by episode since 2020 but was only completed in 2024 with the final episode, "Face of the Killer." Because I've been playing each episode as it came out since 2021, I don't feel like this qualifies as my GotY 2024. Consistently clever and brilliant. Just one perfect line and memorable scene after another, for hours. Erudite, delightful, hilarious but also surprisingly haunting. I think about it often

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I barely played any video games released in 2024 itself. The only ones I can recall are Felvidek, the Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door remake, and Psychopomp: Gold (and of course Anthology of the Killer, but since it began coming out in 2020, I do not consider it as "belonging" to 2024)

Felvidek is surprisingly difficult. The mistakes in the fake Early Modern English kept ripping me out of it so that I never got invested. I found it kind of embarrassing, and such a letdown when the graphics are so striking and the setting so unique. Maybe if I kept going it would have hooked me, but I think I'd have to start over for the challenge to be possible

PMTTYD remake has much nicer graphics than the rather ugly original, but the new OST is usually too noisy. Some of the new tracks layer it on too thick. But even so, it is PMTTYD, so it's 5/5. Something-something Vivian (the longest thing I posted online in 2024)

Psychopomp: Gold has a fantastic aesthetic, dark and pixely and grimy, but the narrative, such as it is, has little to offer, and the gameplay is also only serviceable. The story is far too concerned with "lore" to the exclusion of the characters or drama. I never cared about anything that was happening. But I can't knock that aesthetic! If you're as scared of the dark as I am, this is a very tense video game

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I haven't posted much on any of my accounts lately because, given various events in the world, I feel there are certain things I should say, but also that they would be embarrassingly, shamefully useless to say besides my increasing fear of saying anything. So simultaneously I should say certain things before I dare say anything else, but also I shouldn't say those things at all. I don't know if I'll be more active in 2025, though I doubt it.

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[khamaulingyourface]

Dating munchies is so back chat, it’s like a boomerang!

[noparg]

Hey.

Go play Dungeon Munchies

No, it's not related to Dungeon Meshi, but how fantastic is it that there are two pieces of media about eating monsters in a dungeon with the same initials and that both rock?

[twohitgames]

Dungeon Munchies llega con sus ediciones físicas

[whatlieswithintheorchard]

i’m kind of surprised that no one’s animated any of damien haas’ appearances on ‘eat it or yeet it’ as laios

[little-bunny-with-purple-stinger]

This is the most recent picture of fictional characters on my phone, unless you think 32 pictures of White Sturgeons count.

But in any case, no major complaints. I think it'd be fun. Question is, am I dead or is this an alternate timeline?

Tagging: @foxgirlplushie @halestorms-lair-of-relics @schrondingers-dumbass

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

[m-u-n-c-h-y]

My boy, Outis <3

I've had so much brainrot for this stupid man, that I decided to give my Tav (now another DnD character/npc), a character sheet. Got any questions about him, hmu!

[gummidino1]

He’s so Henry coded

Reasons given:

1. Nerd

2. Sad backstory

3. Men of culture

4. Adventurous souls

5. Hot wife

‘Nuff said

[cassidyobassidy]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE RACISM DOESNT ROCK SONG MENTIONS ZOOTOPIA IN IT?????????? WHYYYYYYY?????

[artsyriv]

Actual ok quality thing from me!!! This podcast is so fun!!! I have 6 more episodes of S1!!! I’m so scared!

[chompmon]

Marcille munchie.......

Also longer version

[charpisnotok]

every farcille fanart i see is always so yummy

[hermanunworthy]

HAPPY BDAY HENRY OAK (and also me)!!!