Call us River! Plural Sys |They/them | Writer, artist, creative. | Usually thinking about DnDads
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The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
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international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
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[id: two digital drawings of characters shees of lup and taako from the adventure zone.
the first is taako.with brown skin, blonde hair with brown roots, scruff on his chin and pink eyes. the first picture is full body of him wearing a blue long sleeve shirt with a long blue coat overtop. next to that is a myriad of him making different expressions including happy, crying, angry/yelling, looking loving, eating a two sticks of chocolate covered biscuits, neutral and confused.
the second is lup with brown skin, brown hair in a bun, and pink eyes. the first picture is a full body of her wearing a cropped red jacket with a black undershirt tucked into brown pants. next to that is a myriad of her making different expressions including confused, silly, excited/happy, sleepy, angry, distraught and crying. end id]
i wanted to draw the twins
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Griffin said that Angus was one of his favorite NPCs to voice, and that made me happy because I love this good good boy.
[Image description: A drawing of Angus McDonald saying “Bye sirs, I love you!” Angus is a young brown-skinned boy with a short black afro and light blue glasses. He has pink blushies over his cheeks. He’s wearing a light blue bow tie and yellow suspenders over a peach button-down shirt with a pattern of faint yellow moons. He’s waving with one hand, and holding the microphone of his headset with the other hand.]
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it IS the year of tummy buddy life. embracing this unironically. scheduling dinners with my friends as we speak. the darkness will not consume us
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I appreciate the sentiment behind posts like "if you can learn how to pronounce [european surname] you can learn how to pronounce [non-european surname]" but it does unfortunately rely on the base assumption that your average english speaker actually does make an effort to pronounce european surnames correctly
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If you all are going to jump every time that man says “We’re going to buy Greenland we’re going to call it the Gulf of America” this is going to be a long four years. Please figure out when to get worked up and when to roll your eyes.
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i think we should give Anthony Burch a break and bully Freddie Wong instead for a while. I have no reason for this other than the fact i can't search anything about Anthony without the first five results being hate, and i think Freddie could handle it.
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