#Duketater

[peeporoon]

Cookie Clicker gardening cheat sheet

I made this so I could have an easy reference for staggering the plants with uneven maturation times.

Future plans: - Finish rating difficulties of acquisition - Calculate approximate % chance to mutate under optimal setup, with AVG number of valid ticks. - Another page for garden layout guides for each size plot

Numbers come from browser cookie clicker, without Seedless To Nay achievement. Images take a moment to load in.

This wiki was cross-referenced and used to get all the percentages and nice little icons, so thank you to: • Wiki editors [history] DistustingWastelander, DifrractSliver, Princess Nightmoon, Bacrima, and many many others. • _nyan.cat_ on Discord (whose guide was referenced by the wiki)

[flebdoodle]

I wish I could say I knew why I decided to draw Cookie Clicker But Stylized and Weirdly Dramatic

But I don't

So. Wo, cookie clicker be upon ye

[shoechoe]

Soon i will have every upgrade dropped by garden plants and i can finally use my damn heavenly chips

[cookieclickercookieeater]

How do you plan to tackle some of the more, let's say… "out there" varieties of cookie? (Flavour text, any garden cookie, ultra-concentrated high-energy chocolate butter biscuit, etc?) Do you have a plan for any of those or are you just going to wing it?

I usually decide what im doing for a cookie about a week or so ahead of when I do it so I can go ahead and order it if I need to, so I'll fully decide a bit later. I'l probably try to do something at least similar in concept if not visually similar to the icon. Like, for example, I'll probably do some kind of potato based cookie for duketater cookies or maybe use an orange flavored chocolate for the high energy biscuit if I can't get an orange colored chocolate.

[twooowars]

nerdy bullshit analysis of what i think some of the edible crops from the cookie clicker garden probably taste like under the cut

there is no fun wording in the description to suggest that there is anything interesting flavour-wise about either baker's wheat or thumbcorn. gildmillet likely just tastes like normal millet seed (therefore delicious.......). ordinary clover is just a clover, golden clovers likely taste the same.

cronerice's description says it is related to the weeping willow, which is edible but apparently disgusting. it's usually used moreso as a medicine than for food, and apparently it's largely used to soothe achey joints. orteil is really funny.

elderwort is said to have a strange heady scent and for some reason that instantly makes me think of lily of the valley. i don't think lilies are edible (hence no shimmerlily on this list), so i'd probably say it is similar to how roses taste. i know it's probably inspired by creeping bog wort since it looks so much like it, but bog wort aoparently doesn't have a super distinct flavour besides being vaguely floral.

bakeberry is the one that perplexes me most, i think. as far as a crunchy outer shell i want to say it's something hazelnutty, or maybe something carob adjacent, especially given the description of bakeberry biscuits as being really good with hot chocolate. it might be a chocolate outer shell, but this does not seem Joyous. that said the creamy red inside could really be comparable to anything. red velvet ganache? red bean paste? god forbid, might they be cherry blossoms? (do they have cherry blossoms outside "canada"?)

chocoroot is apparently a normal bramble covered in something like chocolate syrup. i'd assume, then, that this chocolate is maybe a little sap-like. probably more like molasses in texture than traditional chocolate syrup and perhaps has a slightly earthy taste to it. from the appearance and the fact it grows out of the ground it might have more of a dark chocolate flavour. there are no specific flavour descriptors given for the root itself, or indication on whether or not it is edible.

white chocoroot is just a chocoroot with paler, sweeter syrup. this is Relaly interesting to me since real-life chocolate and white chocolate are not related and white chocolate is not actually chocolate at all. this implies, to me at least, that white chocoroot does not actualy quite taste like normal white chocolate but more like milk chocolate, since it is related to chocoroot.

whiskerblooms secrete a white milky substance that may or may not be edible. i might compare this to the sap that comes from a dandelion, considering dandelions also have a cat-themed name, and since the whiskerbloom seems to be a similar plant with long angular leaves that congregate at the bottom and one large flower that grows from a single stem.

drowsyfern is likely some kind of mint or mint-adjacent plant, given its appearance and use as a relaxing herbal tea. not a lot to say on this one.

keenmoss it probably less used for flavour and more used for aroma and scent. i have some oak moss scented candles that i love and i can only imagine keenmoss is like a slightly sweeter, fresher version of that. i didn't need to do a sidenote for this but i Love the smell of moss.

the queenbeet is a sweet ass beet that apparently produces white sugar. knowing that orteil is a funny silly guy i'm going to assume this means literal, processed, granulated white sugar. which i like. she tastes like sugar, next question. juicy variant is the same but Juicy.

duketater is just a sweet tuber, but interestingly it is also described in-game as having a "yellow" aftertaste. what the fuck that means, i do not know.

the only in-game description of the shriekbulb calls it a "nasty vegetable", and visually it looks exactly like a radish. i like radishes, but i get that they are polarizing. likely, this is just a radish that screams. (hell yeah).

i'm now also faced with the equally nerdy but interesting question of which garden plants are technically edible, which are typically eaten, and which are strictly inedible. i'd say most of the molds, rots and fungi are likely inedible, besides ichorpuff and cheapcap, which are typically eaten, fool's bolete which is technically edible but not tasty, and crumbspore, doughshroom and wrinklegill which might be edible. (crumbspore is a mold, but may still be edible. doughshroom is a fungus and it smells appetizing, but that doesn't make it good to eat. similarly, wrinklegill makes you hungry when you smell it, but no word on whether you should eat it. the fact that it makes you hungry is just a thematic thing in this context, but in the context of reality it would likely mean that the fungus was parasitic and spread through being eaten. this does fit the theme of wrinklers pretty well so i'm willing to accept it as canon, and it may be worth mentioning that this is kind of supported by white mildew being a rapidly spreading, ostensibly inedible substance that is intentionally appetizing (creamy and sweet-smelling).)

[pkbeamgamma]

missing harvesting my duketater by like 4 minutes that ive been nursing around my rotating queenbeats for like 3 days

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

i have lost yet another full garden of queenbeets but this time it left behind a ridiculously lucky random duketater (0.1% chance per tick in the like 10 ticks max it took for all the queenbeets to die)

i lost another full garden of queenbeets in cookie clicker im gonna kill myself

[gaywario420]

YOOO WTF DUKETATER TAKES 10 HOURS TO MATURE IN FERTILIZER AND YOU HAVE 10 TICKS BEFORE IT DECAYS... I FEEL LIKE IM AGINGGGG

[epicdogymoment]

ok cool so im missing duketater, juicy queenbeet, wardlichen, ichorpuff, and golden clover

[weirdoofoz]

being a lesbian is not reblogging pictures of people you think are cute because that would be creepy and duketater farmin