#Duke lower middle class with a relatively normal life before shit hit the fan for him
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Jason’s full song, had Tim not changed its course:
I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Eight drug lord heads in a basket~
I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Took over the local drug trade
Don’t sell to kids, don’t sell to poor, stick to my rules or die~
I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Don’t you dare abuse sex workers~
All the pimps and johns, all the gangs and mobs, better not cross the lines, I laid out
I killed a guy, and I liked it-
No firefights near civs~
Making shelter for kids, the community, I’ve got their back so they’ve got mine
I killed a guy, and I liked it-
All the working girls, my allies
Got a network, vast, got a network, wide, Crime Alley is all mine~
I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Can’t eradicate crime, so control it~
Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.
#forgive me I suck at rhyming#Jason is a literature & theater nerd his actual song would be much better written than this#but yeah something along these lines#the thing I love about Jason is that he’s not a glorified cop like the rest of the batfamily#like#sure the batfamily aren’t abusive to the community the way actual cops are#they go after the drug lords mob bosses and white collar crime#and after serial killers and such#not after the local kids stealing to survive#but Jason actually grew up in the poorest parts of the city#he knows what’s it like to actually live in the community in a way none of them do#he actually works closely WITH the community#and does actual harm reduction on organized crime#instead of trying to slap band-aids on the problem like the rest of the batfamily does#the best versions of Jason Todd are the ones where he works with the community#and isn’t just another vigilante like the rest of his family#most of the batfam are rich kids or weapons engineered from birth rescued by Batman#Jason Steph & Duke are the only actual gothamites there really#Duke lower middle class with a relatively normal life before shit hit the fan for him#Jason & Steph being proper poor with both drug addicted and criminal parents#Jason’s dad being a goon having to do crime to survive#Steph’s being an abusive minor supervillain#Steph doesn’t go Jason’s route but still works with the community more than the rest of the batfam if im not mistaken#Which i very well may be#aside from my hyperfixation with Jason Todd i don’t know a ton about the batfamily individuals in general#i love Jason having a completely different perspective from the rest of the batfam due to actually living in the poorest parts of it#knowing what it’s like to be a poor kid in a poor exploited family#and then knowing what it’s like to live on the streets as a child after both his parents died#the batfamily views Jason as violent & ruthless due to his willingness to kill#but in reality he has more compassion than all of them
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