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The Revelation: Part Twenty-one
THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER OF the Revelation is the shortest, and serves as a quick synopsis of the outpouring of God’s wrath through the seven plagues. Now, in chapter 16, we witness the rapid-fire judgment of God through the seven bowls. Remember, the sounding of the seventh trumpet (Rev. 11:15) announces this final period of God’s wrath. John MacArthur reminds us, even at this stage of the…
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Significance of the Euphrates River Drying Up
There is a quiet murmur on the interwebs. The Euphrates River is nearly dry. A note of fear and trepidation seems to linger in those surprisingly few articles and videos for a sensationalised world. No matter whether you believe in Christ, or God, or in Bible prophecies, it’s etched into our minds because on some deeper level we all know that God is going, regardless of our current belief, to…
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Watch "Red Storms & Blood Rain Rise Off Dry Euphrates River" on YouTube
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I was thinking I really want a dry-erase ‘my name is’ pin to enable our outness as a collective. It’s so weird to be more open about alters irl than online, but we kinda are. We’re more careful with our real names online because we’re open about being programmed, and we don’t want people making the connection on how to trigger any of us out. It’s not likely, given our specific programming, but consent is important to us and we like holding some power over ourselves.
We’re pretty discrete as alters, so I know who I am with just a moment of introspection. If anyone cares, you can call me Euphrates, like the river. I’m out most often in hot weather, I prefer to cover all but our face (I’m somewhat allergic to my own skin) and I’m a formal type of femme. I was supposed to be a reserved type matriarch, but I lean younger and more sexual than intended. I’m not a full discard, but I’m a minor subsystem alter. My closest friend is another near-discard called Monsoon.
#Euphrates of Dune#about Monsoon of Dune#osddid#did osdd#cdd system#cds system#traumagenic system#adaptive system#pluralgang#ramcoa#tw ramcoa
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The Topography of Second Age Arda (Before the World Was Made Round)
Map of Second Age Arda from the Atlas of Middle-earth by Karen Wynn Fonstad.
I believe that Karen Wynn Fonstad was using older illustrations by Tolkien when creating some of the maps of unexplored lands, so I'm not sure if this map is completely accurate to Tolkien's concepts of Arda as a whole at the time of Lord of the Rings. Unfortunately, I doubt that we will never know for certain, so this map is probably as "canon" as it gets.
Since Arda is an alternative universe version of our own world, the face of Arda must change multiple times in order to appear as it does today, in the Seventh Age. I consider the landforms of Middle-earth to be somewhat compressed versions of the real world, with analogous landforms that have not yet evolved to their current appearance.
Eriador is analogous to Western Europe; Rhovanion is analogous to Eastern Europe and part of Asia. Middle-earth does not have a Mediterranean Sea, although the Bay of Belfalas does have a similar shape. Near Harad seems to encompass part of the region that the Mediterranean Sea would take up if it was dry land instead of water, as well as part of northern Africa and the Saudi Arabian peninsula. The continent of Far Harad appears to be a narrower prototype of Africa. (The First Age version of Far Harad looked more like modern day Africa, but part of the western region went beneath the waves after the War of Wrath.)
It is interesting to note that Middle-earth does not appear to have a corresponding river to the Nile. Far Harad does have a major river which starts in the Grey Mountains and runs southeast to the eastern coast. The only real world counterpart I could find that looks vaguely similar would be the Niger River.
The Girdle of Arda is the Equator, naturally.
I think that the bay between the words "Hinter" and "Lands" appears to be a proto-version of the Red Sea. The little peninsula which sticks up on the southern mouth of the bay resembles a tiny Horn of Africa.
The two eastern rivers which drain into the Inner Seas bear a slight resemblance to the Tigris and Euphrates.
The Orocarni, the Mountains of the East, might be ancient versions of the Ural Mountains.
I always thought that there should be more land to the east of the Orocarni Mountains, to accommodate the continent of Asia. Perhaps when the world was made round, Eru added more land to Middle-earth, making Rhun much larger than it was in the Second Age.
Possibly the separate continent called Dark Land (South Land) is later broken up, becoming the Indian Subcontient and Australia. A poster on this Reddit post claims that the Dark Land/South Land continent and the Walls of the Sun ceased to exist when the world was made round. Maybe Eru turned Dark Land/South Land into proto-versions of India and Australia, and the Walls of the Sun was added to Rhun, becoming the central and eastern parts of the continent of Asia.
It is my own personal theory that at some point during the Fourth Age, the face of Arda is changed once again, becoming what it looks like in modern days. As for why this great apocalypse occurs?
It's all SAURON'S fault, of course.
#tolkien#arda#middle-earth#second age#far harad#near harad#harad#rhun#khand#tolkien headcanons#middle-earth worldbuilding#elfhild's essays
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So, the Daevite empire was located in Siberia, approximately in the cities Yekaterinburg, Omsk, and Blagoveshchensk, which register an average of -3.6°C as a minimum temperature and 7.6°C as a maximum during the year (taking into account the temperatures recorded from 1991 to 2020).
For its part, the area between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers has temperatures above 32°C in the summer and less than 10°C during the winter, coupled with large temperature variations during the day.
What I'm getting at is that considering the amount of time Able was with the daevas and the fact that his cube is at -180.15°C, I can say with certainty that his Sumerian ass can no longer tolerate 35°C of dry heat.
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Ayo this is kinda weird but I need to spread the word. In the book of revelation, in the Bible, it says we cannot know the day or the hour that Jesus will return, but I does give us a few things that need to happen first.
The Euphrates river will dry up (has happened)
Evil will increase in the earth (I'd say it is)
The nations of the world will rise up against Israel (this one makes me think we've got a few years left)
And we'll all be under one world government (I think there are more but I don't know them)
If the rapture comes and you're not ready, you're gonna go to a not-so-good place I think you know the name of, and you don't have forever. You can't get to heaven instead by being a good person. Even one sub is too many. The one and only way to get there is through Jesus. He came to Earth as a human and died for our sins on a cross, then rose again three days later and defeated death. The only way for a human to get to heaven is by deciding to trust that that really happened, that Jesus was the son of God, to accept that you're a sinner, and to accept the free gift of life and heaven from God. I know I'm not the best with words, but God is God, so maybe he can use this post. Try a local church. There's a really good Bible app called youversion and a website called gotquestions that can answer any question about the Bible. And there's also something in the Bible called the Romans road:
Romans 3:23 'for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.'
Romans 5:8 'but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.'
Romans 6:23 'for the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.'
Romans 8:1 'there is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.
Romans 10:9 'that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.'
Please listen guys I don't want anybody to go to hell
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Israel Set Free
1 In that day the Lord will punish Leviathan, the large snake-like sea animal, with His sharp and great and powerful sword. He will punish Leviathan the turning snake, and kill the big dragon that lives in the sea.
2 In that day it will be said: “Sing about a grape-field of wine! 3 I, the Lord, am its keeper. I water it all the time. I watch over it day and night so no one will hurt it. 4 I am not angry. If someone were to give Me thistles and thorns in battle, I would step on them. I would burn them together. 5 Or let him trust in Me to keep him safe. Let him make peace with Me. Yes, let him make peace with Me.” 6 In the days to come Jacob will take root. Israel will flower and begin to grow, and fill the whole world with fruit.
7 Has the Lord punished Israel as He punished those who went against Israel? Or have as many people of Israel been killed as their killers were killed? 8 You showed Your anger towards them by driving them out of the land. You moved them out with Your strong wind on the day of the east wind. 9 So by this Jacob’s sin will be forgiven. This will be the full price of taking his sin away: When he crushes all the altar stones into fine pieces, so the wooden female goddess Asherah and the altars of special perfume will not stand. 10 The city made strong for battle is empty and alone, a place left alone like the desert. The calves eat there, and they lie down and eat from its branches. 11 When its branches are dry, they are broken off. Women come and make a fire with them. They are not a people of understanding, so their Maker will not have pity on them. The One Who made them will not show kindness to them.
12 In that day the Lord will beat out His grain from the flowing river of the Euphrates to the river of Egypt. And you will be gathered up one by one, O sons of Israel. 13 In that day a great horn will be blown. Those who were dying in the land of Assyria and those who were sent everywhere through the land of Egypt will come and worship the Lord on the holy mountain at Jerusalem. — Isaiah 27 | New Life Version (NLV) New Life Version Holy Bible Copyright © 1969, 2003 by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Cross References: Genesis 15:18; Exodus 34:13; Leviticus 26:30; Deuteronomy 30:3-4; Deuteronomy 32:18; Deuteronomy 32:28; 1 Samuel 10:28; Job 3:8; Job 37:12; Psalm 80:8; Isaiah 4:2; Isaiah 5:7; Isaiah 7:21; Isaiah 10:12; Isaiah 10:17; Isaiah 17:2; Isaiah 50:1; Isaiah 54:7; Matthew 3:12; Matthew 24:31; John 10:28; Romans 5:1; 2 Corinthians 5:20; Hebrews 6:8; Hebrews 12:22; Revelation 11:15; Revelation 12:3-4
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National River Day
These winding natural pathways, carving through the earth, play a vital role in sustaining diverse ecosystems and human life.
Given that rivers have been a vital part of human activity for millennia, it’s about time that these flowing bodies of water got a day where they are given the love and appreciation they deserve. National River Day is here to bring some attention to the benefits that rivers continue to offer humans and also to remind people that rivers are natural resources that need to be taken care of!
History of National River Day
Bodies of fresh waters, especially rivers, have been foundational in the development of human civilization. With the necessity for people to live very near a water source, the flow of rivers has often been one of the most important factors in determining where a family or larger community could settle. Providing a supply of steady drinking water as well as opportunities for keeping crops watered and even allowing for transportation and trade.
Sometimes quiet and sometimes ferocious, rivers offer not only sustenance for life, but they also provide opportunities for outdoor recreation. From fishing and canoeing to white-water rafting and stand-up paddle boarding (SUP), rivers can be sources of entertainment, exercise, and just a heap of good old fun! Just be sure to treat the water and the area surrounding the river with respect by protecting it from pollution and misuse.
Today, due to various issues including climate change and human interference, the water sources of the planet, including oceans, seas, lakes and rivers, are becoming compromised. Through pollution or by simply drying up, many of the world’s rivers are less healthy and less bountiful than they were even just a few years ago.
National River Day has been established to raise awareness about and show appreciation for the vital, life-giving source that rivers all over the planet!
National River Day Timeline
350 Million years ago
Oldest Known River
The Finke, in Central Australia, is believed to be the oldest river in the world.
10,000 BC
Mississippi River is formed
A very important river in the US, the Mississippi is formed when glaciers from the last Ice Age recede.
1968
Nationwide Rivers Inventory (NRI) begins
This effort to understand the ebb and flow of the rivers throughout the US comes about through the Wild and Scenic Rivers Act.
1985
Big River hits Broadway
This 10x Tony award winning musical hits New York’s Broadway to tell the story of Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn.
2003
Euphrates and Tigris rivers show signs of drying up
Satellite images show some of the lowest levels in human history for these important rivers in the Middle East.
How to Celebrate National River Day
Pay some respect to the rivers of the world on this important day! In celebration of National River Day, show some love and get involved by implementing some of these ideas:
Learn About the World’s Rivers
Get excited and involved with National River Day by getting educated about some of the most interesting rivers in the world. Raise awareness for this important day by learning and sharing some fun facts in person with friends and family, or on various social media outlets.
Check out some of these fascinating facts about rivers to get started:
Found in North Africa, the Nile river is considered to be the longest river in the world, measuring more than 4,100 miles long, flowing through eleven different countries. The Amazon river comes in a close second, at 3,977 miles.
In 2007, a Slovenian born marathon swimmer, Martin Strel, swam the entire Amazon river – complete with crocodiles, piranhas and more.
Rivers that run over cliffs eventually lead to stunning waterfalls. The highest one in the world is Angel Falls in Venezuela, measuring 3,212 feet high.
Rivers not only provide sustenance for humans, but thousands of different varieties of animals, plants, and at least 10,000 different species of fish.
Organize a River Clean Up
An excellent way to get involved with National River Day would be to grab a group of friends or some members of a volunteer organization in the community and head on over to a local river to do some cleaning up. Equipped with garbage sacks, trash sticks and rubber gloves, this would be a great time for a group of folks to spend some time picking up trash, debris, and litter. This is particularly important in regards to items made of plastic that will never biodegrade and can even be poisonous to the water source and the animals that depend on it.
Watch a Movie Featuring a River
Show some love to the life-giving rivers of the world by checking out a movie or film that features one. Get started with one of these:
A River Runs Through It (1992). This one features Brad Pitt, playing the son of a rural minister (Tom Skerritt), where they spend time fly fishing on the river.
The River Wild (1994). This thriller starring Meryl Streep and Kevin Bacon takes place almost entirely on a whitewater rafting river adventure.
Riverdance: The Animated Adventure (2021). Kids and adults alike will enjoy this animated film which teaches an appreciation of this dance as a celebration of life.
Green Days in the River (2014). This coming of age tale tells the story of a boy in a 1952 village who struggles with poverty, love and life.
Make Some Sustainable Water Choices
One of the best ways to get involved with National River Day might be to make some choices that will help to reduce the use of water personally and in the local area. Check out some of these important ways that households can live more sustainably and conserve water:
Install Low Flow Shower Heads. Use less water by installing modern shower heads in every bathroom in the house. It’s possible to save up to 3,000 gallons of water or more each year!
Collect Rainwater. Those folks who live in places where they need to water their garden or lawn can save on water by collecting it in a rain barrel and then using it as needed. Folks in Colorado or Utah may want to check with local legislation first to see if this is permitted.
Turn Off Faucets. Instead of letting the faucet run in the bathroom while brushing teeth or in the kitchen while walking over to the refrigerator and back, shut the water off every single time.
Save Water with Flushes. A new dual-flush toilet or a conversion kit for a current toilet allows less water to flow for flushes.
Join a Conservation Group
Many different conservation organizations are working to keep rivers clean or to clean them up after they have been polluted. They advocate with government agencies and companies to change laws that work to protect natural areas, including rivers. In honor of National River Day, join in by volunteering with a local group.
Those who feel like celebrating this unique waterways at another time of the year should look into World Rivers Day, which takes place in late September.
National River Day FAQs
Where is Virgin River filmed?
Virgin River is a Netflix show filmed mostly in Vancouver, British Columbia in Canada.
Is the Euphrates river drying up?
A vital water source in western Asia, the Euphrates river is drying up due to climate change.
What is the longest river in the world?
At more than 4,100 miles, the Nile is the longest river in the world.
Where does the Mississippi River start?
The Mississippi River starts as a trickle from Lake Itasca in Minnesota and flows there all the way to the Gulf of Mexico, south of New Orleans.
Who is in A River Runs Through It?
This 1992 film featured Brad Pitt, Tom Skerritt, Joseph-Gordon Levitt and many others.
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“He divided the monstrous shape and created marvels (from it) / He sliced her in half like a fish for drying: / Half of her he put up to roof the sky / Drew a bolt across and made a guard hold it / Her waters he arranged so that they could not escape. / … He opened the Euphrates and Tigris from her eyes, / … He piled clear-cut mountains from her udder, / Bored waterholes to drain off the catchwater. / He laid her tail across, tied it fast as the cosmic bond.” -The ‘Death’ of Tiamat, Archetypal Dragon of Chaos
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You left some fucked up tags on that post about propaganda. You realize that post was by a jewish person living in Israel, right? If you were really concerned about propaganda, maybe question what you've been told in your church, cause believing that Israel needs to be destroyed for the antichrist to come is fucked up and probably about the most antisemitic thing you can believe besides being a straight up nazi.
Anon's talking about these tags:
If this is "antisemitic," so be it. God will judge me for that, they're HIS people, they belong to Him more than to anyone alive today. But. Revelation clearly states that the entire world WILL gather together against Israel at Armageddon. Why would that happen if the world doesn't hate Israel before then?
I don't know where anon is getting the idea that I said Israel will be destroyed, because, like... it won't? Israel can't be destroyed, God won't allow it, He promised Abraham they will have a heritage forever- in fact, Revelation speaks of 144,000 male Jewish virgins that have been sealed for God's purposes. Just what their role is in Revelation, we don't know yet.
What I did say is that the world will hate Israel. I also said that they will hate God and His people- not JUST Israel, not JUST Jews, but Christians as well, whether Jews or Gentiles.
Contrary to what anon seems to think, I DON'T WANT THIS. But it's gonna happen. Or... I should say, this is what we think is gonna happen. Revelation 16 says the Euphrates river will dry up so that even the "kings of the east" will gather at Armageddon, indicating that Armageddon is just to the west of the Euphrates (which Israel is). As for the location of Armageddon:
Now, then. Having said ALL this, I will also say: we're dealing with prophecy. No matter how much we study it, we don't know all the particulars. No one knows the future unless God divinely reveals it to them. He hasn't divinely revealed it to me, I'm just reading His word and some commentaries on it (eschatology having long been a fascination of mine).
WE COULD BE WRONG. Maybe Megiddo isn't Israel, maybe it's the last stronghold of Christianity, in a completely different part of the world. This is just what most people agree the Bible is saying.
Regardless of the location of Armageddon and whether it is about Israel, it is clear that Satan will gather every single human being that has not given their hearts to Jesus against the remaining few who have. The good news is that Jesus, Himself, will return, wipe out those who hate Him, and lock Satan up for a thousand years while His people reign over the Earth.
And Father, forgive me if I'm speaking ill of your people. You know that's not my intention. I'm simply trying to make sense of the lunacy in the world today. And warn people that your judgment is coming.
#israel#prophecy#eschatology#revelation#armageddon#i usually save this kinda stuff for my Bible blog but...#oh well
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"Euphrates River Dries Up"
Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) said:
The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said,
"The Hour will not come to pass before the River Euphrates dries up
to unveil the mountain of gold, for which people will fight.
Ninety-nine out of one hundred will die (in the fighting) and every man amongst them will say: 'Perhaps I may be the only one to remain alive."'
Another narration is: "The time is near when the River Euphrates will dry up to unveil a treasure of gold. Whosoever may be alive at that time, should not take anything of it."
[Al-Bukhari and Muslim], Riyad as-Salihin 1822: Book 18, Hadith 15
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CROSSING INTO NEW SPIRITUAL FRONTIERS
Many people are crossing spiritual frontiers. People are leaving old seasons of life and entering new ones.
One of the most profound crossings ever made was when the nation of Israel walked across the dry riverbed of the Jordan River under the leadership of Joshua. More than one million people camped at the water's edge waiting for the word of the Lord to part the water. First, God would need to speak to Joshua and let him know what this passage would entail.
Joshua 1:1-9 - After the death of Moses the Lord's servant, the Lord spoke to Joshua son of Nun, Moses' assistant. He said, "Moses My servant is dead. Therefore, the time has come for you to lead these people, the Israelites, across the Jordan River into the land I am giving them. Every place on which the sole of your foot treads, I have given it to you, just as I spoke to Moses -– from the Negev wilderness in the south to the Lebanon mountains in the north, from the Euphrates River in the east to the Mediterranean Sea in the west, including all the land of the Hittites.' No one will be able to stand against you as long as you live. For I will be with you as I was with Moses. I will not fail you or abandon you.
"Be strong and courageous, for you are the one who will lead these people to possess all the land I swore to their ancestors I would give them. Be strong and very courageous. Be careful to obey all the instructions Moses gave you. Do not deviate from them, turning either to the right or to the left. Then you will be successful in everything you do. Study this Book of Instruction continually. Meditate on it day and night so you will be sure to obey everything written in it. Only then will you prosper and succeed in all you do. This is My command – be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
EACH CROSSING WILL BE DIRECTED BY A WORD FROM GOD -- "THE LORD SPOKE TO JOSHUA"
Each area of our lives has a word from God assigned to it. Each of our families has a word. Each financial decision we make has a word assigned to it. Each relationship we enter into has a word from God assigned to it that will direct how that relationship will develop. It is wisdom to discover these words before we begin the journey.
Joshua obeyed the word of the Lord. He didn't deviate to the right or to the left. He stayed true to the word of the Lord and the Lord stayed true to the promise He made to Joshua and the nation of Israel.
EACH CROSSING WILL REDEFINE THE NATURE OF OUR CALLING -- "THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO LEAD THESE PEOPLE"
Obedience to the CALLING transformed Joshua, revealing more of what God saw in him, had planned for him, and wanted to do through him.
Each time we take a step of faith our life manifests more clearly of who we already are in Christ. Like a chisel in the hand of a master sculptor, God fashions us with each step we take. Under the hand of the Master we begin to resemble the person who we already are in Christ.
EACH CROSSING WILL BRING A REMINDER OF GOD'S FAITHFULNESS -- "FOR I WILL BE WITH YOU AS I WAS WITH MOSES, I WILL NOT FAIL YOU OR ABANDON YOU"
We never do what God calls us to do alone. He is always leading us through His Spirt in each moment of the passage. As Joshua called the people forward to cross the Jordan, that move could appear to be, at the very least, naïve, if not foolish. The decision to cross the Jordan River at this season of the year, would ride on the shoulders of this new leader. It was a fearful and stressful moment. In that moment God assured Joshua that He would not fail or abandon him.
EACH CROSSING WILL TEST OUR CURRENT LEVEL OF STRENGTH AND COURAGE -- "BE STRONG AND COURAGEOUS."
Three times in the first verses of Joshua 1 the Lord tells Joshua, "Be strong and courageous." Why would God say this to Joshua three times? Because Joshua, the great warrior-leader, would experience both fear and weakness as he faced the prospect of crossing the swollen Jordan River and the enemies beyond.
This fear and discouragement have faced the people of God in the past and it will have to be addressed by each of us now and in our emerging future. A repeated theme in Paul's ministry was his strengthening and encouraging of the churches in their Christ identity. He strengthened and encouraged these churches because they were feeling weak and discouraged when he arrived in their midst. Likewise we are to exhort, encourage, equip, and DISCIPLE those who God places in our path.
Today, believe that God is taking you into a new future (His PURPOSE for your life) amidst all the pain and obstacles that are now standing between you and what God has promised. God is your passage-maker and He will never leave you alone in the crossing you are about to make.
ALBERT FINCH MINISTRY
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The Drying of Euphrates
The Prophet Muhammad said: "The Hour will not come to pass before the river Euphrates dries up to unveil the mountain of gold, for which people will fight.
The current condition of river is drying up. So its time to pray and Stay close to GOD.
May Allah protect all of us.
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FOLLOW THE CRABS TO THE HOLY LAND
Guys and gays, and @shit-garbage, I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS. At least 7 billion snow crabs went missing off the coast of Alaska. They just FUCKING DISAPPEARED. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. They genuinely are just gone, with no explanation. No crab graveyard, no influx of snow crab in the food industry. THE SNOW CRAB POPULATION DROPPED 10 BILLION IN 2022. I have a theory, my fellow degenerates. The Euphrates, the holy river that signifies the end of times when it dries up, is starting to dry up. there's barely any water left. NOTICE, GAYS: THE BIBLE SAYS NOT TO EAT SHRIMP. However, it's possible we mis-translated that word. It may have been the Hebrew word for 'crab'. THE CRABS ARE THE PROPHETIC GUIDES TO PARADISE AND THE HOLY LAND. EAT NO MORE BOILED ALIVE HOLY GUIDES WITH DELICIOUS BUTTER SAUCE, FOR YOU WILL BE KILLING YOUR SALVATION. The crabs have returned to the heavens from whence they came, and if we want to survive the end times, we should follow them. FOLLOW YOUR HOLY CRUSTACEAN GUIDES. There's a reason everything is evolving into crabs. It's because the crabs were created in gods image, and they are the true holy spawn of the lord. They are tough enough to survive anything. FOLLOW THE CRABS INTO THE OCEAN, FOLLOW YOUR GUIDES TO YOUR ETERNAL SALVATION!
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