#Dreamy Bee Rambles ❀

[littlebeedreamer]

Does anyone else talk to their stuffies or pets or things like, 'telepathically' (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)

I feel so embarrassed talking out loud that I just say everything in my head. and therefore they 'respond' to me in my head. ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠)

Even if nobody's around, it's just weird to me talking out loud. I prefer to be quiet unless I absolutely have to! 𖹭

[littlebeedreamer]

HHHHH I so wish this was more normalized. I am so self aware that I don't bother to carry my toys or anything around. If I didn't care at all I'd always have my catty noir doll and/or my plush axolotl (his name is Lonnie (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)) with me wherever I went!

☆ can we normalize carrying toys / plushies in public? ☆

as an autistic person that struggles with social anxiety, taking my comfort plushies with me always helps me be more comfortable.

it's not wrong to have comfort items, and we shouldn't be shamed for carrying them around!

[mayakern]

Any idea when the bee shirt might restock? it's such a dreamie! And also I have a big concern. I'm 5'4 but fat. XL/XXL seem to be my size on the size shart but the length is way beyond, so I'm worried whether the shirt will be loose (good) or tight (bad) down there. Had wasted so much money on a different shirt before (from elsewhere) that ended up uncomfrotably long and tight around the butt, but also too small overall anyway and I just wanna know if you've like, had clients in this situation maybe, and what they said about the shirts, or if it was considered in the making process. I'd like to know before I buy as it'll be quite the investment as I'm european. I suppouse I'd also like to know if returns are possible for europeans, in case it doesn't fit anyway. Sorry for the rambling I just really want the shirt, but want to also look good in it. I'm sorry if I sounded disrespectful.

hi, we do not currently have plans to restock any button ups! if/when button ups return, it will not be for a while, and it will be after some significant re-development has taken place.

the button downs have a straight cut, ie the chest, waist and hips all have the same measurement, in order to create a masc aesthetic. that is because i had many customers who wanted a masc item with my designs on them since they found skirts either to be dysphoric or just not their style.

and we do offer returns for international customers but it is pretty costly for us unfortunately 😅

[ouroboros-hideout]

WIP WHENEVER, WHEREVER

(we are meant to be together shakira shakira)

@olath124 tagged me for this, thanks friend!

Still rather low on content or WIPs I can show but it's something

ART

Don't know if I would call it art actually but I am currently making myself some Discord emojis of Aon aka Knife Queen aka Blorbo Girl.

That's the first one I got done. Because smirking is very important 👆 will do 3 or 4 more I guess. Laughing, something sad, angery and what ever inspiration brings along the way.

VP

The Dogtown Noir pics where fun to do but I noticed real quick that I need a lot of focus to get some good shots. And I don't have that most of the time. I heard there is actually a city outside of Dogtown KEK maybe I will go there next and do some photos 💫

WRITING

Putting this last so no one is forced to read the wall of txt. I still have a lot of unfinished ramblings but nothing that would make sense to show. I started to write some small bits for my own amusement and positive vibes based upon a soft OTP promt list (or what ever it was called). It's only stupid conversations and I think it's nothing for AO3, so probably just throw it here whenever I finished one.

Write about your ship getting dressed up in fancy outfits together:

"Oh my god I hate this so much..."

Aon pulled on his black bolero jacket and looked at herself in the mirror next to the large closet in Kurt's apartment on the top floor of the Sapphire with an unimpressed expression.

"You don't like what I've chosen for you?" Kurt asked, still beeing busy in the bathroom.

"No... yes. I mean. No, I don't like all of this." She grimaced a little more and turned around to look at the elegant suit trousers and expensive shoes she would be wearing tonight.

"Fancy clothes, putting up with brainless snobs at glamorous parties. Pretending to care about what they do and who they are. I really don't know why you like that so much."

"You'll have fun, I'm sure of it." Kurt came back to the main room and took his leather harness, which was still lying on the bed, and put it around his shoulders. He chose a more elegant garment than usual for tonight aswell, as Alyona had demanded, but he wasn't going to abandon all of his military habits.

"I'll have fun at the bar. I know that for sure."

She was still tugging at the jacket, as if she was trying to minimize the revealing neckline of the top.

"And you had to pick something so provocative, didn't you? Well, at least it's not a glittery cocktail dress. You could have worn that yourself."

Kurt laughed heartily at the last comment, took a few steps over to her and fastened the last buttons on the collar of his black shirt.

"You look fantastic."

That didn't really convince her.

"Oh, shut the fuck up. I feel like I'm playing dress-up."

Kurt was now standing behind her, looking in the mirror with her, still smiling.

"Well, in a way, we do, don't we? If you want to get close to your prey, you have to wrap yourself in it´s fur."

Aon let out an amused snort. "You're such a poet Kurt, it's almost unbelievable," she replied sarcastically.

"Still, I'm glad you decided to come along. I don't think it will do you any harm to see something other than the workshop." He put his hands on her hips and leaned forward a little. At least he liked the sight of the two of them in the mirror.

"Hmmm, what I wouldn't give to spend all night fixing that Chimera-Junk gathering dust in your warehouse...", she replied with a playfully dreamy tone.

"You enjoyed the evening at the Totentanz. You can't deny that."

"You're seriously comparing your fancy-pants party to the thing at the Totentanz?"

"It was a party, you didn't want to go and you ended up enjoying it."

"Maybe because even the smallest circute in Maelstrom is a more interesting conversation partner than everyone you've invited today."

Kurt leaned a little closer to her.

"If you decide to stay here after all, I want you to come to every party. Not because I like to see you suffer, but because then I would finally have something to look forward to in the evening. Pleasant company and someone I can rely on."

"Don't get too excited. I might already have a plan to ruin everything."

"That doesn't matter. It would definitely still be a night to remember because you were with me."

Her face twisted into a grimace.

"Damn, you're such a suck-up. No wonder you've got all these snobs eating out of your hand."

"But the difference is that I mean my compliments to you seriously."

Kurt couldn't help but laugh again when he noticed Aon blushing and quickly turning away from the mirror so he wouldn't notice.

"Okay, let's get going. The sooner we get there, the sooner I can say I've tried long enough."

She hastily disengaged from his embrace and walked straight towards the door.

He followerd her right away.

"You stay until the end. I'll tell the bartender to keep you 'entertained'."

Think most of the ppl I would tag have already shown their awesome stuff lately so I will skip this time. See you next time!

[littlebeedreamer]

omg omg thank u for making this list! alot of these I forgot abt and I definitely will have to add to my binge list ♡♡♡♡♡

my top 3 recommendations r Sofia the first, Abby Hatcher, and Sheriff Callie 🥺

also I recommend the Thomas & Friends movies! my fav is Big World! Big Adventures! it was my bedtime movie for the longest time ♡

I think I should make a recommendation list...

🎀 slightly rarer kids shows to consider! 🎀

i see lots of love for kids shows from regressors, but here are some of my personal favorites that i don't ever see get talked about!

bold text means i really really love this show and highly recommend it

♡ oobi

♡ holly hobbie and friends

♡ my little pony tales

♡ my friends tigger and pooh

♡ sofia the first

♡ jake and the neverland pirates

♡ the upside down show

♡ jacks big music show

♡ nihao kai lan

♡ maggie and the ferocious beast

♡ oswald

♡ abby hatcher

♡ angelina ballerina (both versions!)

♡ pingu

♡ thomas and friends

♡ arthur

♡ between the lions

♡ clifford the big red dog

♡ sagwa the chinese siamese cat

♡ dinosaur train

♡ doodlebops

♡ sheriff callie's wild west

♡ imagination movers

♡ special agent oso

♡ timmy time

[aroaceranboo]

All c! and /dsmp /rp

What do you think will happen once Tubbo inevitably meets Ranboo's ghost.

Tubbo takes a long time to process death, specially one that'd seem so sudden. So imposible. He had three lives, right? It cannot be true that he's now fully dead, right?

When he sees the ghost, who's nothing like the Ranboo he remembers knowing, when he sees the proof that this death is real. That he's dead dead. When he's forced to accept the fact that this is something that happened, not just a nightmare.

When this ghost tells him how happy he is to be dead. When he tells him that being alive was so full of worries and anxiety and stress, that he's glad that he's dead now because he doesn't have to care anymore.

Do you think he's gonna wonder what he did wrong? What kind of worries was Ranboo going through that made him be so glad that he's dead and not wanting to come back? Was there something that he missed, that he didn't notice in time?

Is he gonna have a moment paralleling Ranboo's "Werent you happy before?"

[littlebeedreamer]

I don't know about anybody else, but it has been very hot. It is very important to drink water! (heat stroke is not fun,,, trust me!) but... water can be so boring!

so what do you do to remedy this? I have some tips!

🫧 Have a special cup just for water!

Having a special cup just for water might inspire you to remember to drink it! the cup can be anything, a bottle, sippy. I have a big big plastic cup that I put aluminum foil on top of. I then poke a straw in :>

🫧 Use fun ice cubes!

personally water is alot more pleasing to drink when it's ice cold. in itself ice cubes are neat, but you can jazz them up further! In the baking aisle of Walmart, they have molds meant for jellos and stuff you can use for ice cubes! I really wanna get a unicorn shaped tray 𖹭

🫧 Use flavor packets!

not everyone likes plain old water, and that's valid! a way to try and remedy this is to flavor it! There's so many flavoring options. you can get powder, drops, and all that sort. and you can get it sugar free! There's so many options. You can experiment as well to see how much you need to make it taste good to you. Not everyone's gonna want it saturated with artificial flavor, and not everyone is gonna want a drink that's just water with the vaguest touch of flavor. Do what's best for YOU!

thank you so much for reading! Hydration is so important, and in some situations when your body really needs it, soda and juices may not satisfy you in the way you need it to. I had to learn that the hard way, unfortunately, and it's not a fun experience at all! So have fun and stay hydrated, friends! 𖹭❀𖹭❀

[pepprs]

i feel like i can’t post or rb anything abt it until 2022 bc i don’t want to spoil the l*ak for anyone who hasn’t watched it and wants to wait but. bee and puppycat good

[littlebeedreamer]

fidough is my fav pokemon tbh,,, I always name mine buttercup!!! and I kinda hate evolving it, no hate to daschbun 😭

baby fidough . . . ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა 🍪

[luvdsc]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: asking your boyfriend to buy a feminine product that doesn’t exist.

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users :: nct dream x reader channel :: not clickbait universe uploaded on :: september 27, 2021 at 5:16 p.m. pst description :: what happens when you ask your boyfriend to buy a feminine product that doesn’t exist? click to find out! don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe, honey bees! related videos :: calling your boyfriend by his first name, stay tuned for more!

warnings :: implied menstruation author’s note :: all tiktok challenges for this reaction series take place after the not clickbait series, aka they’re already dating here. however !! i have no doubt that they all would go and buy this for their best friend even if they weren’t dating :’) (and yes, i still want to complete the not clickbait series one day) ♡ (insp.)

❥ MARK —

“Y/N!” Mark bursts into the car at full speed, his entire face growing redder by the second as he sinks down in the passenger seat, covering his face with his hands. “Oh my god, why did you make me do that?!”

“Wait, wha—what happened, Marky?” You reach out to pull his hands away from his face, squeezing them comfortingly. He pulls them back and buries the bottom half of his face into his sweater, like a turtle retreating into its shell, only to pop out just a few seconds later with a betrayed expression.

“No, you don’t get to call me that right now, not after you just made me embarrass myself so bad!” He tucks his face back into his sweater, the tips of his ears now glowing red.

“What happened? It couldn’t have been that bad,” you plead with him, and he flails his arms around as he bursts out, “I asked the cashier girl for the rejuvacoochie relief liners! I even said the specific brand you wanted!”

“Oh my god, babe.” You struggle to hold back a giggle, but he’s not done with his tirade, flapping his hands wildly as he continues, “And you know what happened? She called over the loudspeaker for the manager! ‘Hey, Steph, a customer could not find the rejuvacoochie relief liners in the febreezy vageezy brand. Do we have any in stock?’”

“Oh no...” You start to wheeze, laughter slipping through your teeth, and he shakes his head furiously. “And then that girl responded over the loudspeaker, ‘No, Ti, we do not carry the rejuvacoochie relief liners in the febreezy vageezy brand. Please ask the customer if they have a picture and we can try to find a similar product.’”

You’re guffawing now, leaning over as you try to muffle your laughter, but your stomach hurts too much. You wipe the tears from the corners of your eyes, and he doesn’t notice, far too engrossed in his rant.

“I swear to god, Y/N, the whole store was laughing at me, and I just— I just was like ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I must’ve gotten the name wrong’ and speed walked out of there and left everything else on the counter without paying,” he rambles, roughly carding his hand through his hair and taking off his glasses.

“Babe,” you manage to say out in between gasps, “Babe, we gotta go to Target because I need those though.”

Your boyfriend whips his head towards you, shaking his head furiously. “No way! I’m not going in and getting laughed at again.” He pauses, gnawing his lower lip, before hesitantly asking, “... Do you really need it though? I can go back and ask if you text me a pic of it...”

“No! Oh god, no, it’s fake, it’s a prank, Marky, I’m so sorry, I feel so bad now.”

“Oh my god, is this TikTok again?!”

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goofys.chuckle commented:

i fight for my ticket to heaven every time i open this app

morklyrawr replied: hell has a special place reserved for you

goofys.chuckle replied: yes it’s called the throne 🤴🏻✨

showmethemonet commented:

mark really marched in there and asked for the rejuvacoochie relief liners in the febreezy vageezy brand with his whole chest ✋😭

10vely commented:

oh my god mark why

appletater commented:

you did him so dirty 😭😭😭

jisungpwark commented:

mark asking about the thing store worker: 👁👄👁 mark: 👁👄👁

bigheadking replied: ““the thing”” don’t be shy say it jisung

jisungpwark replied: no

bigheadking replied: SAY IT

nanaislove replied: STOP IT YOU’RE SCARING THE BABY

apado_god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

❥ RENJUN —

“Oh, shit, you guys, he looks really mad. He just came out of the store, and he’s punching air right now.”

You’re wide eyed as you video tape your boyfriend leaving the convenience store and quickly zoom in on him. He lets out a few muffled yells and kicks at a pile of leaves before stomping over to the car. You hurriedly hide your phone to film in an inconspicuous way, schooling your expression into one of concern. Yanking the door open, he huffily drops down on the driver’s seat, slamming the door shut before gripping the wheel with two fists. It’s quiet for a moment before—

“There’s no such thing as an oochie coochie freshener 3000 maximum strength, is there?”

You press your lips tightly together, holding back a laugh. “What are you talking about? Yes, there is. Did you get it?”

“Y/N, it doesn’t exist!” he exclaims, lightly pounding the rim of the wheel with his fists in frustration. “Oh my god, I went in there and walked up to the girl who worked there and was like, ‘Do you sell the oochie coochie freshener 3000 max strength here?’ And she looked at me like I was a complete dumb ass!”

“So they didn’t have it?”

“No, they didn’t have it! The girl stared at me and asked me to repeat what I said, and then she asked who told me that name! I said my girlfriend, and then she started laughing!”

“She might be new. I bought it from here before. Did you ask a manager?”

“I’m not falling for that! It doesn’t exist! Do you think I’m an idiot?!” He throws his hands up, cheeks growing red as he recalls the cashier’s incredulous expression again. You stay silent for a few seconds, biting your bottom lip in contemplation.

“... I mean you must’ve believed it was real since you went in and asked for it.”

“I hate you, Y/N. Never trusting you again.”

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itsmebetch commented:

ASDHFJLAKS PLSSS OOCHIE COOCHIE FRESHENER 3000 MAX BYE 😭

bigheadking commented:

LMAO ICB YOU REALLY FELL FOR THAT 😂���

moominjun replied: kindly ✨fuck off✨

kunge replied: language!!!

moominjun replied: sorry mom

kunge replied: I’M NOT MOM

moominjun replied: sorry dad**

kunge replied: ☝🏻🙄

peachyangel commented:

so.... has anyone dropped by y/n’s place and checked that she’s still alive ?? bby press 1 if your life is in danger

appletater replied: 1 💔

moominjun replied: WTF???? YOU’RE LITERALLY SITTING NEXT TO ME??? EATING THE CRUNCH WRAP I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT FOR YOU?????

appletater replied: you forgot the diablo sauce ☹️

moominjun replied: sorry this personal uber eats driver is closed permanently

apado_god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

❥ JENO —

You very easily spot your boyfriend speed walking back to the car, back stiff as he approaches rapidly. Schooling your expression into one of concern, you turn towards him when he opens the car door and hastily gets into his seat behind the driver’s wheel.

“Did you get it?” you ask, already struggling to keep your tone neutral.

“It doesn’t exist, does it?” he says quietly, cheeks growing red before he buries his face in his hands.

“What do you mean? Of course, it does. I need it.” You pout, crossing your arms over your chest as you settle back in your seat. “We gotta go back and check.”

“Babe, I literally went in and searched everywhere and even asked the girl working there where to find a tampon remover,” he groans, lifting his head up, and the telltale splotches of red on his cheeks grow darker than ever. “She said they don’t have them there.”

“Did you show her the picture I texted you?”

“I never got it! Maybe the reception was bad, but I didn’t get it.”

“We have to go back. I bought it from here before,” you insist, and he lets out a noise of protest. “No way, I even explained to the girl that it looks like one of those mini trash grabber things or tongs, like you said, and she gave me the most horrified look ever before saying she had to go help someone else. There was no one else in the store!”

You can no longer hold a straight face after that and burst out laughing. “Oh god, Jen, I’m so sorry, it was a TikTok challenge.”

“Oh my god, are you serious?!” He turns to you, wide eyed. “Y/N, that was so embarrassing. I can never go back in there now!”

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nanaislove commented:

i’m an only child but you have an older sister so what’s your excuse

jenojam replied: i didn’t think y/n would trick me like this 🗿

peachyangel commented:

yeeun called and said she laughed so hard she cried and showed it to your sister

jenojam replied: ...... (.◜⌒◝ )

itsmebetch replied: babe she was the one who requested i do this challenge 🥴

jenojam replied: WHAT

yeeunjjang commented:

MWAH LOVE YOU Y/N 💓 omg this is the best lmaooo

dobunny commented:

😬😬😬😬

apado_god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

❥ HAECHAN —

“So this is who you really are, huh, sweetheart.” Donghyuck opens the car door and settles into the driver’s seat. “You take advantage of your poor loving boyfriend who cares so much about the state of your uterus and is willing to go to great lengths for you out of the goodness of his heart. You disappoint me.”

“What on earth are you talking about, Hyuck?”

“Don’t act all innocent. I can’t believe you even got my sister in on it because I texted her about them before I went into the store, and she said they were real. ‘Maxi tampons with wings’? Really, Y/N?” Donghyuck mocks, crossing his arms over his chest as he pouts at you. “You wound me. I was trying to be nice, and this is how you repay me. You’re only dating me for the views, aren’t you? And not for my handsome looks and wonderful personality.”

“Yes, that’s exactly it. I’m dating you for the views. You caught me, Hyuck. Our entire relationship is a lie, this was a long con, and I befriended you years ago just for this very reason.” You roll your eyes playfully as he gasps dramatically, clutching his heart. “I knew it. This was all for publicity.”

You chuckle, leaning over to flick his forehead, and he scrunches his nose up at you. “Okay, but was it really that bad asking?”

“Nah, the girl just laughed, and was like, ‘Does your girlfriend have TikTok?’”

You let out a disappointed huff. “Darn, that was so anti-climatic.”

“I mean I put my life out on the line for you in front of all your viewers, but sure, call that anti-climatic.”

You laugh, leaning over to press a quick kiss to his cheek, and he struggles to hide the pleased smile that grows across his face.

“My hero.”

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moominjun commented:

look who’s laughing now

goofys.chuckle replied: still me because you really believed in an oochie coochie freshener max 3000

goofys.chuckle replied: you must’ve been one of the those kids who thought santa was real until they were 15

jisungpwark replied: santa isn’t real ???? 😨

moominjun replied: i think it’s time to tell you that chenle’s the one who’s been eating all the cookies you put out every christmas

bigheadking replied: JENO ATE HALF OF THEM TOO??

jenojam replied: please leave me out of this

goofys.chuckle commented:

@ apado_god taeil... where’s your comment 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

apado_god replied: nice 😎👍🏻

goofys.chuckle replied: thank you!!! 🙆🏻‍♂️

❥ JAEMIN —

“Wait, you guys, why does he look so excited?” You glance down at your phone, carefully hiding it and angling it to capture your boyfriend when he enters the car. Jaemin stops in front of the car window, leaning forward to breathe on the glass and leaving some condensation. He draws a couple hearts for you before winking, and you laugh, lips quirking up into a smile.

Finally, Jaemin opens the car door and hops in, dropping the bag of goods in your lap triumphantly. “Okay, so they didn’t have the coochie hydration lotion with aloe vera infusion in stock, but I explained what you told me you needed it for, and the nice lady said that this Vagisil cream should work!”

You don’t know whether to laugh or cry because your boyfriend actually believed you and some poor lady had to hear about your fake itching troubles. “Oh wow, thank you so much, Nana.”

“Of course! She said you just need to apply it three to four times every day for a week, and it should help.” He beams at you, handing you a Starbucks drink, and you have to make a conscious effort to not laugh out loud. “We can try another store for the lotion, but I got you some Kit Kat’s and a green tea latte!”

“This is more than enough, love, thank you,” you assure him, accepting the drink gratefully, before reaching over and intertwining your fingers with his. He grins proudly, “Anything for you, angel.”

You don’t have the heart to tell him that this was for a challenge after that.

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itsmebetch commented:

stop he’s too good for this world 😭💖

nanaislove commented:

this was a challenge??? 🤨

peachyangel replied: yes and you passed with flying colors honey 💗

nanaislove replied: 💓💕💗🌸💘💞✨💖

showmethemonet commented:

sorry y/n but uh.... jaemin if you’re single, i’m available at all hours 24/7 7 days a week 365 1/4 days every year

goofys.chuckles replied: excuse me???? i’m literally right here???

showmethemonet replied: i mean were we watching different videos or ...?

goofys.chuckle replied: some points were made. jaemin if you’re single, my gf and i are available at all hours 24/7 7 days a week 365 1/4 days every year

showmethemonet replied: see this is why we work baby

goofys.chuckle replied: yes but if jaemin asked only me out we need to break up

showmethemonet replied: understandable have a good life

goofys.chuckle replied: thank you i’ll invite you to our wedding as my best (wo)man

peachyangel replied: GUYS HE’S STILL MY BF 😭

nanaislove replied: yes i’m *her* bf only ilysm 🥺💝💖💘💞✨

peachyangel replied: ilysm too 🥺🥺💗

showmethemonet replied: did we just get rejected

goofys.chuckle replied: yeah i guess we’re still dating then

showmethemonet replied: 😔😔😔😔

goofys.chuckle replied: i feel like i should be offended but somehow i’m not

apado_god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

❥ CHENLE —

There’s a knock on the car window, and you unlock the car. Chenle opens the door, and you see the loaded shopping cart behind him, eyes widening.

“So I couldn’t find the aloe vera super soakers you wanted, but I grabbed one of everything.” He gestures to all the bagged items, and you choke on a laugh. “Oh my god, how many did you buy?”

“Uh, not sure, but more than fifteen because they wouldn’t let me use the self checker.” He opens the back door and starts unloading all the bags onto the backseat. “I asked the dude that works there, and he pointed me to the nerf gun section? I’m pretty sure that’s wrong, so I just looked around until I found some stuff that looked like the package you had in the bathroom.”

You stifle a laugh, peering into the bags behind you as you pull out a random box of jumbo tampons and a package of overnight maxi pads amongst countless other variations. “Thank you, Lele. I definitely won’t be running out anytime soon.”

“Yeah, of course! Sorry I couldn’t find the right one. If you show me what it looks like, I’ll order some online later for you.” He looks so earnest, and you suddenly feel really bad about pulling this challenge on him.

“No, no, you got me literally everything, sweetheart, thank you so much.”

“Also, look what I bought for us!” He pulls out two massive nerf guns, beaming as he waves them around excitedly, and you can’t help but grin as well. “We can have a water gun fight later!”

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ningningxo commented:

this is really the guy who claims he’s better than me at pubg huh

bigheadking replied: I WANT A REMATCH THIS SAT

letswonwon commented:

.. 😶😶

donutkillmyvibe commented:

are we gonna see a video about the best tampons at three different price points next 🥰

bigheadking replied: OH we should do this

notanimpasta replied: DHDJDJD NO STOP BYE DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO

bigheadking replied: ok bet 😈

notanimpasta replied: wait hold on are you serious ??

bigheadking replied: 🤪🤪

tampaxofficial commented:

hello, we would love to sponsor you!

bigheadking replied: thank you for the offer! we will reach out to discuss video ideas soon ☺️

honeyfairy replied: i— 

appletater replied: NO WAY????

notanimpasta replied: ZHONG CHENLE STOP IGNORING ALL MY CALLS

apado_god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

❥ JISUNG —

You see your boyfriend sprinting back to the car, shoulders hunched, his hoodie pulled over his head, and his face mask covering up as much of his face as possible. He rapidly knocks on the passenger window of your car, and you unlock it for him. He quickly pulls open the door and jumps into the car, shutting the door with a slam and sinking down in his seat.

“We need to go. Drive. Don’t look back.”

“Wait, what’s wrong, Sungie?” You look over at him, and when he pulls down his mask, you can finally see how red his entire face is. The blush has spread down to his neck and up to his ears, his face rivaling a tomato. You start to feel a little guilty when you notice the pitiful look in his eyes.

“I went in there and searched every aisle for what you wanted, and all the ladies there were staring! I kept going up and down the aisle and reading every package, but I couldn’t find it!”

“So you weren’t able to get it for me?” You frown, and he splutters, waving his arms around. “I literally couldn’t find it anywhere, Y/N!”

“Did you ask someone?”

“The girl working there asked if she could help, and I told her what you asked for, and she started laughing at me!? She said she doesn’t think their store carries it, but she asked over her walkie talkie, and two other girls came over, and when I explained it to them, they all started laughing at me, too!”

“Maybe you said the product name wrong?”

“No, I asked for a WAP cleaner just like you told me to! I even wrote it down in my notes app! W-A-P cleaner, just like you spelled it out for me!”

You can no longer maintain a straight face, and the giggles erupt from your mouth. He looks so distressed, eyebrows furrowed, as he runs his hand through his hair. “Why are you laughing?!”

“I’m— I’m so sorry, but it’s a prank! WAP cleaners aren’t real, you know the Cardi B song?” You have tears in your eyes now, and he’s frozen in his spot, like a deer caught in the headlights.

“Oh my god.”

The horror is written all over his face, and Jisung slouches down even farther in his seat. You can’t stop laughing, almost hiccuping, and he curls into himself, his cheeks now flushed in even rosier hues as he mutters under his breath, “I hate you so much right now. I literally wanted to crawl into a hole and die when they started laughing.”

“I’m sorry, Sungie.” You have the decency to look a little sorry now and reach over to hold his hand, but he turns away from you, merely letting out a hmph and giving you the stink eye. You pout. “I’ll give you a kiss?”

“... I want two. And you have to get my favorite candy in there. I can never go back, and it’s the only store with my favorite flavor. I ran out before I even had the chance to buy it...”

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notanimpasta commented:

i’M CRYIGNSAK WAP CLEANER 

bigheadking commented:

how did he fall for this tho??? yangyang sang that song for weeks when it first came out

jisungpwark replied: we’re never speaking about this again

jenojam commented:

did he get his candy though? 🤔

honeyfairy replied: yes i bought him three bags 💓

iamcardib commented:

hell yeah girl i love this 😂🤣🤣

tytrack commented:

jisungie 😳😳

apado_god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

[fictitious-little-stitious]

The Nearest and Dearest Fics

I’ve been actively reading fanfic of Pedro Pascal’s characters since ~January and had found SO MANY great stories that I made this side blog to keep track of and ramble my praises about my favorites.

Already I have several fics that are near and dear to my heart, so I think they deserve an extra shout out! 💞 I just felt compelled to put this together. The following are my absolute favorites so far, but I know there’s room for more. These have made me cackle, sob, thirst, tear up with Feels, rant, believe in love, want to start an argument, whoop like I’m watching sports, sit still in dumbfounded silence questioning my existence, and any combo of the above.

Bear with me - I have never made a huge post with so many links or tags before. 😅 Links for series mentions should be the prologue or first chapter. Also my use of drabble and oneshot is questionable at best. Refer to the respective author’s notes for content warnings and summaries.

⭐️ I’ll occasionally update this list to fix links, update tags because usernames have changed, etc. The stories included will stay the same! Most recent update: March 2022⭐️

💚Ezra💚

Drabbles

“Stop moving and let me braid your hair” by dayoffinkyoto (she moved to AO3 & idk if she’s reposting the requests she wrote while on here) Mandy ran with this prompt I requested and she stole my heart too! Quick - somebody catch her!

This Ezra/Venom crossover idea by @songsformonkeys I would eat this up if we got to see some more!

In So Many Words by @alwaysbethewest I can so clearly picture him doing and speaking exactly as this is written. Wowza!

One Shots

The Icarus to Your Certainty by @thewayofthemandalorian I swooned, I yearned, my heart went *~whoosh~* by how romantic this is!

Long Fall into Oblivion by @oonajaeadira I challenge you to not be entranced and enamored by this Ezra….I triple dog dare ya.

I Follow Your Fire by @doveandgeography Way to take me on an emotional rollercoaster, oh geez 🥺

La Belle et La Bete by @honeymandos No fic has held my heart quite so tenderly while dishing out the bittersweet rise and fall of a story.

I Could Drown Myself (in Someone Like You) by @acrossthesestars Contains my favorite nickname/term of endearment EVER but you’ll have to read it to find it!

Eupnea by @draper-bobbie This is what Ezra deserves!

Free Air by @blueeyesatnight Ever wonder what would’ve happened next in Prospect? I have and I’m pretty sure it’d be this.

Long Way Home by @acrossthesestars A reader to give Ezra a run for his money ahhh *chef’s kiss*

Enrage by @buttercup- -bee The lil gremlin in me that wants to start arguments really enjoyed this.

Small Gambles by @winter-fox-queen The suspense! The adrenaline!

Home by @mandoalorian Heartwarming moments that give me the coziest feelings. 🥰

Lotus Eaten Postcard by @corvueros How I loved this journey - I didn’t want it to end.

Series / Multi Parts

Mysticus by @juletheghoul The first soulmates fic I fell head over heels for. So near and dear to me. I’d go anywhere and everywhere with him.

Doubt Truth to be a Liar by @thewayofthemandalorian I love this AU for our favorite wordy fella! He radiates peace and coziness in this one.

Crassula Ovata by @ezramando I really fell for this world - this story - these people.

Little Flowers by dayoffinkyoto on AO3 That’s my fluffy pastoral comfort dreamscape happy place, thank you very much.

Forget Me Not (Soldier!Ezra) by @miscellaneous-mando Don’t mind me gazing longingly out the window waiting for letters from Ezra… *dreamy sigh*

Forget Me Not (Soulmates AU) by @krissology I’m a simple gal with simple needs. And I simply need more cowbell Ezra and Birdie. Bare witness to her impressive metaphors and dialogue. Update - She has pulled this immaculate series because she’s adapting it to be her very first novel!! 🤩 So excited for her! Check out her blog for more info.

🧡Frankie Morales🧡

Poetry

Need by @hnt-escape 🥺 The vulnerability and reverence in this still floors me.

Nod by @hnt-escape ^Again^ It bears repeating. These two poems complement each other so well.

Headcanons

Ring Pop Proposal by @softpedropascal Romantic and sweet and genuine as all get out!

Drabbles

Tummy Love by @softpedropascal Cassandra writes some of the most wonderful comforting/affirmation fics out there!

“You weren’t supposed to hear that…” by @forever-rogue Ouch! A hurt Frankie makes me hurt. 🥺

Frankie decides he wants breakfast in bed… by @softpedropascal Oh how this made me teeheehee!

One Shots

Telltale Heart by @astroboots A masterclass in angst. Take notes. An all time fav I reread on occasion.

Libertas by @juletheghoul Tremendous. I rest my case.

The Graveyard Shift by @pascalpanic I felt right at home in this atmosphere- Mechanic!Frankie my beloved.

Series / Multi Parts

Oblivious by @juletheghoul What a fab series! Spills and Frankie had me (ง •̀_•́)ง sometimes and I couldn’t get enough of that.

Fixer Upper by @pascalpanic ADORKABLE (I hope to hell that’s not cringey to say?!)

Fix You Up by @starlightmornings I laughed, I broke a sweat, I teared up a lil’. I had a great time!

Hey Batter Batter by @ohheyitsokay So shy, so sweet! I’m eager to read more!

The Frizzy Universe by @wyn-n-tonic (The stories aren’t posted chronologically, but the master list is. I linked “What’s Bullshit to Me” where we first got to read them!) These two… have been through it all to say the least. I love them, your honor. *Update - has been pulled so she can transform it into its own complete story! Follow the updated link for more info on this journey.

🤍Din Djarin🤍

Drabbles

“You’re doing so well…” prompt by @wyn-n-tonic Listen… how could so few words have such an impact?

One Shots

You’re in Your Own Way Again by @alwaysbethewest Omera getting some of her long overdue appreciation and respect!

Shev’la by @themand0lorian Yes yes yes to more Deaf/HoH characters!

The Chase by @joel-millerr Y’all…. the way this got my heart pounding and the adrenaline going 😳🤯

Hunt and Gather by @alwaysbethewest Grogu really shines, I am so proud of him. 🥺💚

Hand Squeezes by @pascalscenarios Just when you think you’ve read the softest thing, look no further!

Series / Multi Parts

The Lovely Moons by @vercopaanir This was the first Din series I ever read :’) It’s so special.

Death and an Angel by @littlemisspascal I haven’t caught up yet but this has taken everything I’ve thought about life and death and put it on its head. Also the most fascinating alternate universe I’ve read so far.

Jate’kara by @krissology The fic that made me sob and question my existence for 2 days. And briefly consider suing for emotional damages.

Hades!Din and Persephone by @charnelhouse Truly a stunning creation and I’m so glad we got a newer addition to read too.

🖤Pero Tovar🖤

Drabbles

This werewolf!Pero fic-to-be in the works by @littlemisspascal I CANNOT wait!! This is gonna be goood!

Hit Me by @foli-vora I cackled! Would buy a ticket for this movie for sure.

Under the Moonlight by @pumpkin-stars *Paris Hilton voice* “That’s hot.”

Taste Test by @alwaysbethewest The first Pero fic I read. Thanks for making me fall for the grump who’s a bit of a softie!

One Shots

By the Sun, Moon, and Stars by @jadore-andor My dearest Pero, my love for him has no bounds.

Herida by @clydesducktape The ache I felt, oh my word… so worth it!

Series / Multi Parts

Better Together by @girlwithanewplan I can’t help but be a big softie for love growing from a marriage of necessity.

“Trying to buy a new couch with modern!Pero” by @sarahjkl82-blog I couldn’t stop laughing at this family circus! Little clowns, indeed.

The Kindness of Fate by @f0rever15elf How soft, how lovely, how dear to me. 💕

By the Pricking of My Thumbs by @thewayofthemandalorian My kingdom for someone even half as good as this Pero.

So here I am just waiting to get accidentally or conveniently married to a mercenary with a seemingly ornery disposition who’ll build us a cottage so we can gradually fall in love, tease each other, and maybe have a pile of kids. And it’s the fault of ^all these authors^!!

💜Marcus Pike💜

Drabbles

Northern Wind by @day-off-inkyoto Marcus, my beloved… :’) I’ve loved this song for a while so to see it paired with Marcus? Meant to be.

One Shots

There She Goes by @foli-vora Much like the song of the same title, cuter than hell.

Series / Multi Parts

Impression Sunrise by @themand0lorian He’s got a bit of an edge to him, his guard is up. But for how long? 👀🤔😘 This universe gives me everything!

Just Say Yes by @doveandgeography Italian vacation meet cute with Marcus. Bellisimo!! Would love to have that someday.

The Hope of It All by @wyn-n-tonic People with some history, alright. Ya love to see it!

Begin Again by @pascalpanic Marcus delivers the quintessential Marcus Experience! Fluff!

Do You Ever Wonder? by @generalfoolish This! Marcus deserves all of this!

Evie’s Infinite Playlist by dayoffinkyoto on AO3 I look at these two and think “Now Kith” at least 2x a chapter!

The Long Con by @youvebeenlivingfictional Make this into a movie already!

The Arrangement by @maswritingblog A perfect blend of comfort and cheeky!

💙Agent Whiskey/Jack Daniels💙

Drabbles / Oneshots

The life he fucking deserved by @foli-vora I second that motion!

Before and After by @starlightmornings Get some tissues :’)

Guilt by @scribbledghost What an incredible story of growth, all the highs and lows.

Series / Multi Parts

It’s Been You by @jadore-andor Jack is so beautifully vulnerable and hopeful. Can’t believe I hurt my cowboy like that… 😢😢😢

Buried by @something-tofightfor So suspenseful! I need to know more!

*Psst! Can you sense that I love it when this man gets therapy and a happier, more complex character arc?*

❤️Javier Peña❤️

Poetry

Murmurs by @hnt-escape Eyyyyy 😏 This is smooOoOoth as hell.

Encounter at the Window by @hnt-escape Her poetry captivates me to no end. Mind blown every time.

One Shots

Don’t Get Too Close (For Comfort) by @youvebeenlivingfictional Angsssssst. I’ve reread this so much!

Series / Multi Parts / Collections

Not Qualified for This by @blueeyesatnight I am especially partial to NQFT: Recovery so I’ve linked that, but I also adore Thunderbird. Now this is a real and complex family.

Movement fics by @youvebeenlivingfictional I’ve been yearning to dance with someone for YEARS and this intensified that tenfold.

What’s the Use of Wonderin’? by @youvebeenlivingfictional Is there an Abejita and Javi fan club? Sign me up!

Caffeine Rush by @pascalpanic Javi getting a long overdue meet cute and tenderness!

💖Original / Miscellaneous Characters💖

Poetry + Prose

“Hope” Series - a collaboration of poetry by @hnt-escape and prose by @winter-fox-queen inspired by the InStyle video of Pedro. What a creative world they’ve made with heaping doses of mystery and vivid imagery.

Maxwell Lord

Like Father, Like Daughter oneshot by @mandoalorian Look up “precious” in the dictionary and you’ll find this fic. 💝

Gold Rush series by @thewayofthemandalorian So sweet! A quality redemption story for a fella just trying his best!

Oberyn Martell

Unexpected oneshot by @maswritingblog A perfect recipe for angst and a lil drama with a lil tenderness… as a treat.

Marcus Moreno

Jump then Fall series by @knivesareout Mr. Marcus, Kindergarten Teacher, is the real superhero!

Zach Wellison

Handyman series by @buckstaposition Such a sweet lil series for Zach! It’s fun to get to see more of him.

Dave York

This cool AF honeymoon cruise from hell oneshot by @cinewhore This had me on the edge of my poolside deck chair!

Sins of the Flesh oneshot by @danniburgh My vanilla ass is writing this from the pits of hell. The weather’s fine! ❤️‍🔥🔥

In For It series by @foli-vora Words fail me - just click the link and start reading already!!

Kill Me Softly oneshot by @astroboots I mean, it’s all in the title, folks. Phenomenal.

💞Special Shoutouts 💞

@hnt-escape has the most stunning poetry I have ever read. She’s so gracious! She’s inspired me to start writing again and I can’t express just how much I needed that. ❤️ I implore you all to read and reblog her poetry because it’s just that beautiful.

Sometimes serious topics/events in a story weigh heavily on my heart and mind. So I’m pretty cautious about what I read. However, I can always trust @honeymandos and @astroboots and @joultheghoul with my sensitive heart and mood. The story may hurt and be sad as hell, but I feel some sort of comfort or assurance in their writing, like “I’m ready to hurt again, but this [hurt] too shall pass.”

@day-off-inkyoto followed me not long after I followed her and my heart went *~whoosh~*! Her music taste and her rural/country familiarity speak to my soul. Fluff and comfort extraordinaire!

@mesmorales has been so very lovely in the few exchanges we’ve had over asks and puts such great authenticity into her fics! Like she’s this incredible writer and she’s in my inbox making me feel seen and validated? Too sweet :’)

[littlebeedreamer]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TARANTULA EVER LOOK AT THE PRETTY SPIDER!!!!!!!!! 😭

°*•🌑» Gooty Sapphire Tarantula moodboard with sparkly things and dry forests !

[obsessive-ego]

Good morning kisses and calling in sick

Little nsfw musical beetlejuice x reader ramble one shot

...

7am, your phone buzzes to life, musical chimes screaming at you to get up and get ready for work. You groan and feel around for your phone to hit snooze for just 10 more minutes before you are forced to start your day.

Before you could hit snooze, you jerk awake at the cold wet touch of something prodding at your more delicate area.

You sit of straight is a hurry, and wip away the covers, and there was beetlejuice, the born dead demon you have welcomed in your life, and recently became intimate with. The ghoul had parked himself between your thighs head resting infront of your vagina, your oversized shirt pushed up past your bellybutton.

"Morning sweetheart, thought I'd wake ya with a good morning kiss, but it looks like your phone beat me to it" the ghoul cooed in that gravely voice.

"Beej-"

"So considerate of you to not wear panties for me, if I known that when we went to be-"

"Beetlejuice! I have to go get ready for work" you sigh, it's not like you didnt want what he had planned, it's just you had obligations to fill.

The demon scowls at you, hair shifting purple at the tips.

"Bee-" you start

"Ya know sugar," he starts before giving your vagina a long vertical lick, you stifle a moan "you really need to let loose ya know? You've been working so hard to the point of exhaustion, and a tired breather is a boring breather, so how bout you call in today huh? Fool around with mr beebleboose and make it a long weekend, come on doll, its friday, yolo as the living youth say" the ghoul nuzzles his scratchy facial hair against your lower stomach as he runs his hands up and down your thighs, it felt really nice, you let out a dreamy sigh at the sensation.

You sit and stare at the demon weighing the pros and cons of this, yes you've been pulling almost 10 hour shifts everyday, and yes you're too exhausted to do much when you get home, maybe a 'sick day' would do you some good, you weren't the type to normally pull this so no one at work would give it a second thought.

You're snapped away from your thoughts when a soft whine escapes your mouth, it seems during your little thought process beetlejuice became impatient and already began giving your clit alittle attention, soft licks, and kisses, enough to get you started.

"Okay" you breath out "just let me call-" before you could finish the ghoul already had your phone in his hand and tapping away at the screen, he didnt know alot about phones, but was able to make a call without issue, he did have a phone of his own, a flip phone, but still.

"Hello, this is y/n I wont be able to come in today, I have the flu, yes, okay, thank you" beej hangs up and looks back at you with the widest grin, it was always odd to hear your voice come from his mouth, but none the less, it took the anxiety away of calling in yourself.

"Thanks beej"

"Now where were we doll? Oh yesss, breakfast~" the ghoul purrs, as an electric pink hue graces him, sliding beneath the blankets out of sight, before you could say anything you jolt up, already feeling his tongue swipe across your folds, closely followed by cold fingers pushing them open, you whine and buck at his touch.

"Beej, wait, stop" you beg as you try to push the blankets away.

"What's wrong sweets?" The ghoul emerged from the covers hiding him, more purple mixing into his hair

"I want to see you when you do this, please Lawrence" you whine

The purple in Beetlejuice's hair was gone the second to those words left your mouth, they were replaced with pink, the ghoul was a mess, pink hair everywhere.

"Oh y/n, you're lucky you just got yourself a 3 day weekend, you are not gonna be waking right by the time I'm done with you~"

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

"Won't it suck, Cas?" Dean declares, as Castiel enters their room with bags hoisted on both shoulders, and elbows the door shut behind him - because apparently when you're pretending to date in front of your parents, sometimes they turn out awesome enough for you to get to - or, Dean supposes he should say, have to share a room.

Cas puts the bags down, next to their bed.

"Won't it totally, and completely, and really suck if our cover blew?"

"Who suspects what?" Cas turns, with a frustrated frown. Which soon flips to a planning, expressionless face. "Because I've still got some of those baking-stories left. I believe I can swing them into a conversation." Cas folds his arms. "And you should come with me. You tell them great, because it's the one thing which isn't a lie."

That - isn't completely fair.

A lot of things, at least as far as Dean sees them, have not been lies.

Dean does make Cas coffee every morning, sometimes takes it to his bedroom too, and Cas does do most of the shopping for the flat - there's this inside joke Dean has going with Cas's brother Gabriel, that the employees at Walmart are terrified of Cas because he once threatened someone over pie, which he never forgets, and Dean always gets so soft over that story.

They do share clothes sometimes, even if it's just ratty t-shirts they'll never wear outside, and they do have movie nights every Thursday where Dean comes up with amazing films and Cas unpreventably falls asleep in the middle of them. And they did name all of Cas's bees one night, drunk and dreamy on the balcony.

Sure, they don't fall asleep in each other's arms later, or do the couple-y things they've had to edit into otherwise real stories, but Dean thinks he makes up for it by being in all kinds of love with Cas.

Not that Cas knows, of course.

"Well, I don't doubt that you've got enough adorability ammo." Dean returns, grinning. "We are pretty cute, to be fair. And, nope." He clarifies. "Nobody doubts that we're not dating yet."

When opportunity had presented itself a couple weeks ago, at the beginning of December, Dean had found in himself just enough courage to ask Cas if he'd be okay with being his fake-date for New Year's, since he was spending it with the Winchesters anyways - adding hurriedly, that if Cas felt weirdly about it at all, he could drop the idea right there, and he'd quietly just go off in search of someone else and not bring it up again.

Cas had blinked at him a few times before saying okay, and what a wonderful understatement that had been because by the time they had to leave for Kansas, Cas was more invested in the program than he'd ever been.

"Yet?" Cas recoils, eyebrows knitted together. "What are you implying, Dean?"

What had started off as a means to shirk off lectures from his family, was now being treated like a mission. But as of the moment, sitting cross-legged on the edge of the bed - Dean is happy. He's around the people he loves most, and well-fed on a heavy homemade lunch and two beers, and he's feeling light-hearted and brave.

"Tonight's fireworks night." Dean shrugs, trying to go for nonchalant and hoping he lands in non-shy, at the very least. "Out by the riverfront, sitting on blankets on the grass, and staring up at the night sky - the whole shebang."

"So?"

"People will probably expect us to kiss." Dean clears his throat, studying Cas's face for reactions. There's nothing for him there, but he doesn't stop staring. "And since we can't do that, we might -"

"I -" Cas interrupts, and maybe he's blushing a little. Jesus, Dean hopes he is. "I can."

Dean raises his eyebrows.

"Kiss, I mean."

And fuck that fucking fucker for not specifying that he can kiss Dean, because those words, strung together in a sentence and delivered in Cas's glorious fucking voice would've automatically sent Dean to paradise.

Dean's run out of things to say so he lets out a sound that's supposed to be the wordless equivalent of a 'huh'.

"I-if we had to." Cas adds, uncertainly. "Couldn't you?" He asks, and the ball is back in Dean's pitiable court.

"No, yeah." Dean supplies, and his voice cracks unhelpfully. He clears his throat and braves on to previously untraversed territory. "I could. Sure, I could."

That's one too many, and Dean wants to swallow his words back but Cas has already heard them, and there's a slow smile stretching slowly on his features.

"Then what's the problem?"

"It'd be obvious," Dean answers him, matter-of-factly. "Way too obvious that it's our first kiss. The, uh." He can't believe he's actually saying these words. "Being that close, basically. First times are bound to be weird - just the very newness of someone's lips on yours." He's goddamn rambling but he isn't going to be the first to acknowledge whose, either.

Cas's cheeks are sufficiently pink by now for Dean to feel a little bit triumphant. But then it's his turn. "You're not wrong." He begins, nodding seriously, in spite of his flustered voice. "It takes all couples a while to fall into rhythm. Sync up pace, get comfortable touching each other, and grow familiar with their partner's technique."

They're both just saying words now, and it doesn't really mean much - in fact, it's infinitesimal as compared to the lengths being exchanged by means of a long-held stare.

Questions are proposed within the silence, and permissions are granted in whispers.

"Not for nothing," Dean finally says out loud. "But maybe we should get the first time out of the way."

Cas steps closer, and there's a twinkle in his eye. "Maybe we should." Dean keeps on staring, his tongue shooting out to wet his lips. "Maybe, right away."

Dean stands up, breathing out traces of a 'yes' and Cas is right there. He's so close, and so gorgeous, and just that one inch shorter - so Dean can just lean in and Cas will probably go on his toes a little bit, and it'll be like they're meeting in the middle, and -

Dean's so lost thinking about it that he almost misses the first spark which goes through him like goddamn electricity in his veins, when Cas's hand cups his cheek, fingers splayed on his neck and thumb oh-so-close to his lips.

Dean can feel his breath hitch when Cas gently runs the pad of his thumb across the bottom lining of Dean's lower lip, and he doesn't have a single thought in his head except for Cas, Cas, Cas, as he reaches forward to grab the lapels of his coat and closes the gap.

He knows he's probably expected to ingest the intricacies of how the kiss feels - the details of Cas's taste and smell and touch; the curve of his lips, the stubble across his jaw, and his hand on Dean's face.

But far from mapping Cas's fucking technique - Dean can't even process when he's supposed to pull back. All he can do is stay, hands entangled in Cas's coat, and trapped between them, eyes closed but all other senses overly sensitive to everything Cas does.

It's not like he doesn't do his bit, but that's all instinct - his brain's signed out for the day, and this is just his nerves in command. It should be terrifying, feeling this lost - or more appropriately, afloat, in the middle of a kiss, but as their noses bump and lips collide, in slightly different angles each time they pull off to gasp for breath, it just feels right.

It feels real.

Their first kiss isn't just one kiss, Dean muses, as they separate finally but linger. It's an amalgamation of a thousand kisses, and a half a thousand breaths because Cas kept taking his away - and it's the way Cas's hand came to rest on Dean's arm, and Dean's fingers clutching a soft material which is more Cas than anything else he owns, and it's every little everything, and then some.

"Wow." Dean sighs, and he doesn't even regret sounding as overwhelmed as he does. "Cas, I - wow."

He's never been kissed like that.

Cas looks back at him a little starry-eyed, and proceeds to relax into a gummy smile instead of words - and it's happy, and lovely, and perfect.

"I might be wrong," He mutters, stepping ahead, and there's no space left, so Dean falls back to sit on the bed in surprise. "But second kisses can be pretty tricky too."

"Right." Dean scoots on backwards on the mattress, and Cas follows, climbing on the bed. "Right, yeah, with all the pressure from the first -"

"And the relatively newfound elements of intimacy -"

"And the -" Dean tries to add, but Cas is unbelievably kissable, just leaning over him, with his smile and his eyes and his hands, and Dean stops himself short. "We just really shouldn't risk it."

And that's all the preamble before he's pulled Cas over him, lips desperately seeking out all the right places to be, and their hands all over the place like they're trying to make up for years of tension in a single minute - but after a while, they're back to kissing slow and deep and warm, and he's wrapped his hands around Castiel's neck - and Castiel's fingers ghost over his spine every now and then, from where his hands rest on Dean's waist -

And it's everything Dean's ever wanted it to be.

[leerongrong]

Your Baby?

Pairing: Nct Dream x Reader

Word Count: 1.8k

Summary: You and Mark have been best friends ever since childhood, staying by each others’ side even after he became a Worldwide Idol. When he finally introduces you to his members, who think you’re older than you actually are, what a mistake.

A/N: my first fic lmao i’m soo nervouss, also shout out to my girl @neoculturalshit​ for handling my shit while writing this

Shoe sole squeaking fills the air with the constant jagged breaths and stuffy humidity coming from the room, intensified with multiple voices mixing in with groans. Mark’s rambles are like mumbling in your ear, replaced with constant buzzing like bees and an unfamiliar feeling resting in your belly. Your bag is on your left shoulder, clutched between stiff fingers as you try to keep up with his fast footsteps.

His twelve a.m to twelve p.m schedule and your eight a.m to eleven p.m schedule proved hard enough keep up with. In between his dance practices, studio recording and your everyday micro engineering studies, there was only little time to catch the other without one having to run off in between hangouts. And even then, Mark always had the dreamies call on him about some unforeseen circumstances that’ll make him leave you all alone.

He’s been apologizing ever since the last time he left you, albeit in a super creepy rooftop at midnight, and wouldn’t stop until you brought on the idea of introducing the dreamies as an apology and here you are now, in SM entertainment heading straight to the practice room where you’ll meet them for the first time. And on the contrary, you feel more scared than excited.

“And there’s Chenle. He’s like realllyyy loud but like really funny and he has this dolphin laugh that’ll make you- Are you even listening right now?”

“Mark, i’m scared.” Saying it out loud makes you feel like a baby, some helpless child afraid of going to their first day of kindergarten, afraid they won’t have any friends or anyone to talk to. You’re embarrassed for feeling this way but right now you have Mark and he knows you. The best out of everyone in your whole life, “what if they don’t like me?”

“They’ll love you,” he chuckles, “If anything, you’ll be the one begging Chenle to shut up.”

Your entire walk there had remained quiet, an occasional quip here and there from Mark whenever he sees you still so stiff. He had done a good job at getting rid of your initial fear, the feeling reducing until all that’s left is jitters and a bit of shyness. Despite your previous fear of them, you still wanted to meet them and become friends, it doesn’t matter if one of them doesn’t like you, you’d at least add one more person to your mark’s-friends-that-became-yours-too list.

“You stay here, aight? I’m gonna gather them first.” He nods to your direction before opening the door and going inside. You hear him greet multiple people, the noise inside exploding with screams and laughter. The nerves come at full force and suddenly your feet feel like jelly and the constant reassurance from mark has lost its grip on you.

The weather outside has calmed down significantly. The storm has reduced itself to raindrops pelting down the window, the constant patter doing nothing to calm you down. Your heart is beating erratically inside your chest and you have to thank Mark for his timing because you feel you’d have burst if he hadn’t come out faster.

All eyes are on you the moment you step in.

Multiple lights shine down the wide room, creating an illusion that it’s bigger than it already is. Gray walls surrounding the space loom high and act as pillars to hold up the entire architecture. your eyes move to the corner where there are an abundant of water bottles looking as if they were thrown messily along with multiple bags, one you recognize as Mark’s.

You’re broken out of your trance when mark leaves your side and crosses the room to the corner, effectively grabbing his bag and water bottle from where they lay. You see him exchanging a few words with the choreographer before he makes a beeline for the door just behind you.

“Where are you going?” You snatch his bicep in a tight grip, frowning when you see him slowly chuckle.

“I have a recording session with the hyungs,” he mumbles, “But i’ll be back in 3 hours?”

Mark flinches when your grip tightens, said boy visibly shrinking under your gaze. “mark lee, i swear-”

“They’re really nice! i promise!”

“I don’t care if they’re nice or whatever. You’re not leaving me-”

“Noona, watch us dance!” The voice breaks you and Aark from your whispering match. You turn your head, only to have Mark break away from your grip and run out of the room at full speed leaving you to stare at his retreating form with a face full of disbelieve. “Don’t worry about hyung, he’ll be back soon!”

The dreamies all surround you, each one introducing themselves in their own unique way. Your heart’s still beating erratically as you try to learn and differentiate their names and personalities, making a mental note in your brain; Jeno’s the shy one with an adorable eye smile, Donghyuck or Daechan is the tan one with a knack for jokes, Renjun’s a little shorter than the others with the sharp mouth, Jaemin’s the one with weird blue hair, Jisung’s the youngest but the tallest, and Chenle’s the one who called you noona.

The jitters and nerves melted away completely in the first hour, the boys doing a good job in including you with them. They told you funny stories about Mark, about when they first debuted, they even went into a detailed explanation about how they knew your name from Mark and how they’ve asked him multiple times to introduce you to them. They insisted you didn’t need to reintroduce yourself because they pretty much already know everything there is, courtesy of Mark. Well almost everything.

Jeno, Jaemin, and Hyuck had decided early on to call you by your first name, the three agreeing that you’re roughly around their age. While on the other hand, Renjun, Jisung, and Chenle had decided to call you noona. You don’t consider yourself to look mature for your age and you certainly didn’t think any of them would be calling you noona, when in reality you’re younger than Jisung.

‘Do i really look that old?’ The annoyance is simmering in you at the thought, little bits of it breaking to the surface when you pout and cross your arms while you watch the boys goof around after finishing their routine. The thought of them thinking you were older leaves an unpleasant feeling in your mouth.

“Time for revenge.”

The multiple shoe screeching in the room had lessened a significant amount, the boys having done their practice and are currently playing a few rounds of rock-paper-scissors to decide who’ll be buying food. You watch from across the room as Renjun walks to the corner to pick up his water. “Renjun-ah! Can i have some water too?”

You giggle to yourself when he crosses the room to give you some from his bottle, the boy completely oblivious to your sneaky intentions. “Thank you, Renjun-ah.”

“Noona!” Chenle’s shrill voice is something you’ve gotten used to both before and after officially meeting him. Mark’s always let you listen to snippets of their unreleased songs and you’ve been able to recognize their voices for years to help with giving your inputs and comments. “Can we go to the store?”

“Why’d you need to ask me?” You cut yourself off before opting to rearrange your choice of words. “I mean, you can go if you want? I’ll stay here to wait for Mark.”

“We didn’t want to leave you alone!” he smiles, “but it’s okay, Jeno hyung and Jaemin hyung are gonna go for us!”

You watch as Jaemin and Jeno gather up their shoes and put on masks, the two chatting around with the other members for a bit and your heart clenches when you see Jaemin squishing Donghyuck’s cheeks, the latter shooing Jaemin’s hands away before pushing them out the door. “Adorable.”

Donghyuck’s gaze is on yours the second the words drop from your mouth and he sticks his tongue at you when he sees you looking at him, a teasing gesture the two of you have adapted. You’ve been acquainted with Donghyuck for the last two months, the two of you starting out awkward before one day, he had stuck out his tongue at you and now you’re always sticking tongues out at the other for no apparent reason, something Doyoung doesn’t approve of.

“Donghyuck oppa, lemme pinch your cheeks.”

Your response is a perfectly trimmed eyebrow raise, “Oppa? We’re like the same age tho?”

“Chenle-yah, let noona pinch your cheeks!” You ignore Donghyuck’s statement in hopes of not blowing your cover, smiling brightly when Chenle comes over and plops himself right in front of you. His cheeks are like mochi in your hands, the skin all dewy, soft to the touch that you have to remind yourself to stop squishing before you become addicted. “Gosh, Chenle, you’re too cute. Like a baby!”

Jeno and Jaemin get back just in time, multiple managers and choreographers burst into the room just moments after them, stopping by to check on their progress. Long hours have ticked away while the sun sets, casting its golden rays and warm hue through the window and into the room. the air is filled with low chatters and you’re in a conversation with Jeno when the door opens again.

“Hey everyone-” 

You recognize the voice to be Johnny’s but his next words are muffled from multiple footsteps coming into the room at once, some faster and bolder while others are quiet and dainty. You’re listening as they increase from slow steps into full out sprints and you don’t react quick enough and you shriek when you feel someone heavy crash onto your back, making you face plant to the hard floor, them tumbling down with you

“Mark, really?” Doyoung nags before turning towards you, “Hello, little bugs.”

“Noona, look. Mark hyung’s back.” The minute those words fall from Jisung’s lips, the person on your back, who you realize to be Mark, looks at you with furrowed eyebrows. The air turning awkward for moments until two laughs explode from somewhere behind you and he joins in.

“Noona?” Johnny laughs, “Jisung, she’s younger than you by months!”

Both Chenle and Jisung launch onto their feet, crowding beside you and Mark. You try to push Mark off of you while looking at the two boys and how their mouths are moving so fast you don’t understand what they’re saying, while the expressions on their faces make you laugh along with Johnny and Doyoung.

“Yah! I’ve been your Oppa the whole time?!”

“Call me Oppa!”

“Jisung you’re a few months older than I am! And you’re a babie.”

“Well you’re a babie too!”

“This is disrespectful!”

The room bursts into chaos as each of them try to convince you to call them Oppa, Hyuck and Chenle protesting the most out of the six. The laughs and giggles echo throughout as Doyoung and Johnny shake their heads and watch from afar, smiling fondly at the way you’re slowly blending in with the dreamies. Mark’s hand is on yours for a while, the emotions in his eyes too misty for you to read until he grins. “Told you they’d love you.”

Your laugh is airy and full of emotion, “Yeah and its all thanks to you.”

[littlebeedreamer]

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