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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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wtf gay little ghosthunters
#i hate throwing out leftovers and washing those dishes its so disgusting to me food should not be cold or wet like that.#kora.txt
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do it weirdly. do it offputtingly. do it freakishly.
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Sandwiches
So! Clark is a Kid, and he is making a sandwich, but the Ketchup he puts on it accidentally makes a Summoning Sigil.
He turns around to find a Glowing Eldritch Being floating behind him.
He stares at the Eldritch Beast.
The Eldritch Beast stares at him.
Clark wordlessly picks up 2 more slices of bread, makes a other sandwich, and offers it to Being.
It takes the Sandwich, looks at him, and smirks before saying, "Not bad." And disappearing.
The next day, Clark's parents told him that they were going to have an extremely bountiful Harvest that year, and that they would be able to pay off all of their remaining Debts, lifting all of the stress that he had seen them begin to accumulate over the years.
Later that week during the Party to celebrate their success, Clark sneaks away with a plate of Food, draws that same circle on his favorite Tree, and leaves the Plate of food alongside a note saying "Thanks!"
And thus was the start of an incredible, but rather strange, friendship.
(BTW I left the specific Ghost blank to play around with, cause maybe it wasn't Danny)
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Clark's childhood friend is a Ghost#Clark gave them a Sandwich so they decided to do him a favor and helped with the Family Farm#They weren't expecting another plate of food with a note saying thanks but they appreciated it#They visit Clark every now and then as he grows up#Sometimes they are the ones to bring food#Turns out Clark really likes Kryptonian Dishes for some reason so they keep bringing those when it's their turn#The identity of the Ghost was left blank for a reason#Most think of Danny#I personally like the idea of Fright Knight or Pandora being the ones to meet him#Or maybe even Clockwork
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playgirl
#genshin impact#my art#i lov the idea of lyney being able to dish out all the flirtatious remarks he wants but being unable to take them when they come from lumin
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Twst Incorrect Quotes
Random NRC student: How does it feel to be the most hated person at NRC?
Ace smugly: Listen in a campus full of losers I wear as a fucking badge of honor
Cater in the background: What about the rumors that you kissed the prefect
Ace: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst incorrect quotes#twst ace#Im dishing out my AceYuu propaganda I love them sm ❤️
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the golden rule: do not do to others what you are unwilling to have done to you. indeed, whenever I annoy my mutuals by spamming a really long post anywhere from 5 to 100 times in a row, I am keenly aware that I, too, will have to scroll through the mess I have created to use tumblr dot com. my dashboard will take forever to load as much as yours will. the pain that you feel, i feel. i accept this as a necessary cost of being a horrid little prankster
#certified Scoobert warrior#what kind of person would do unto others what they do not want done unto them#surely only a horrible person. a despicable villain. one might say#a Real Monster#anyways you gotta be able to take it if you wanna dish it out
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MORE sherlocks
#eliza draws#sherlock holmes#sherlock and co#sherlock & co#podlock#love how these came out !!#I was tempted to keep going and make the coloring super rendered but I figured it looked better simpler#also shout out to my violin Stroganoff for being my model for sherlock’s violin#yes I can play the violin (not well but I can struggle along) and yes I named it after a russian food dish#no im not russian I just really like beef stroganoff and it felt like a fitting name for a violin lol
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This has been a reminder
#don't trust miracle cures#critical thinking#health#medicine#cancer#cancer ment cw#misinformation#supplements#xkcd#if anyone still doesn't quite get it because i didn't for a hot second lol: you could literally dump a bucket of 'miracle cure' on cells#in a petri dish but if that amount of 'miracle cure' gets into human tissue it might kill em#in other words 'in a petri dish' means nothing because all the rules doses etc that would apply to actual human administration are out#fave
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#guy who can dish it out but can’t take it#kabru#mithrun#kabumisu#dungeon meshi#my art#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru x mithrun#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmesh#dunmeshi#this is meant to be post canon#mithrun is out and about about hunting and researching monsters and kabru is doing his advisor thing#they’re long distance 🥺
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Eclipse was a little late, but he finally found a candle to celebrate your birthday with!
(It turned out to be one of those joke candles that never blow out...)
vvvv Yapping and extras below the cut! vvvv
Sketch and Close up
Alternate sketch colors
I don't know why exactly I really like the glowy sketch version, but even if it doesn't even look like the outline stuff the vanny mask adds onto things in the dlc, it reminds me of it lol
I think it's neat!
I recently saw this art post where they drew and mentioned cannon Eclipse barely getting love and I immediately agreed. I just had to contribute ASAP. Gotta give this kind robo man a forehead smooch. v3v
I don't mean for the image to come off as entirely creepy, I just wanted it to feel like you've been staying in the dark plex with your best buddy eclipse! Stuck but at least not alone. :)
Plus I gotta let the creepy robots be creepy sometimes. It makes the sweet personalities feel even sweeter imo :P
#This may or may not be a decently late birthday gift to myself too#But shhh don't tell anyone-#My trifecta is complete#At least one good render of each DCA :)#Maybe I can dish out one more drawing before the semester starts#I do a lot of art related work in college so I tend to not draw for myself a lot - I need to put that creativity into working#Womp womp#At least I get to indulge on the blorbos in my mind#Living there rent free#I need to draw just a completely simple but cute eclipse drawing at some point#This goober is so adorable he deserves it#dca fandom#dca fnaf#dca community#dca fanart#daycare attendant#fnaf dca#fnaf eclipse#ruin eclipse#fnaf ruin#Hopefully we get more eclipse in the future somehow
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gripped tight
#I think whatever Dean dishes out Cas fires back with vigor and enthusiasm#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#my art
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Ok, so I’m imagining that if Watcher HQ is a house… Mystery Files takes place in the basement, the Ghost Files boo bunker is hundreds of feet below that. THEN that means Worth a Shot and Dish Granted are on the main level, Puppet History is in the attic, and Too Many Spirits is in the backyard.
#this is how I picture things#im not the only one right?#watcher#mystery files#ghost files#puppet history#worth a shot#dish granted#too many spirits#and WWW is just when they get out of the house#besides ghost hunting of course
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Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.
#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™#every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10#there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now#YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food#Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic#the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases#the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not)#they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there#mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian#unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions#there are memes of them; they hate it#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf mu qing#tgcf feng xin#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#tgcf fengqing#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#mxtx au#tgcf au#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#mu qing#feng xin#fengqing#tgcf fanfic
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lando norris & oscar piastri x letters from medea by salma deera
(x x x x x)
#this was kinda a short low(er) effort thing to satisfy the need to Make. but this poem has been saved in my 8104 folder for a hot minute lol#i'd link to the poem but it seems the author was lowkey a tumblr poet who has gone . completely MIA??#ln#op#8104#ww#mine.ww#mine#landoscar#or whatevs. ok now that i dont feel like crawling out of my skin w energy im gonna go put away clothes and dishes. dfjealdsj
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My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.
On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.
You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.
To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.
That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.
So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.
I’m sure you can see where this is going.
Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”
I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.
Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.
I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.
My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.
The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.
I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.
Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"
Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.
The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?
The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.
Fucking Cynthia.
#ramblies#story#ffs foibles#keep your cats inside#but also looking back like why didn't I change my sheets#I did not have good bed hygiene instilled in me from my parents#later that lady would go on to leave a huge metal dish of dog food in the middle of the yard#despite the fact that we told her over and over not to feed the dog because he was on a diet#and I knew not to trust her so my friend was coming twice a day to feed him his portioned out meals#he gained like ten pounds in the week we were gone eating rained on mushy dog food#that fucking woman was a menace#Cynthia
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