#Draco is a little cutie
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barryhotter · 6 months ago
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*valley girl accent* you know that harry potter? yeah, he ran away! i know he's a rebel or whatever but.. he's kinda hot.. those white streaks in his hair too! but his boyfriend is totally crazy! that blonde dude, Draco or whatever! totally psycho!
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theostrophywife · 10 months ago
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pairing: lorenzo berkshire x reader.
song inspiration: dress by taylor swift.
author's note: can't stop thinking about that anon that called me out on being feral for theo yet soft for my baby boy cutie pie sweetie enzo. they were so right, but can you blame me? enzo is the pretty boy. he invented baby girlism.
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“How do I look?” 
Beautiful. 
Breathtaking. 
Devastating. 
Enzo blinked away the words that materialized in his mind, shaking off the thoughts that he had no business thinking about his best friend. His honey eyes darkened as you descended the winding staircase, the billowing skirt of your ball gown kissing the checkered floor of your family’s mansion. 
The pretty lilac shade complimented your complexion, making you glow underneath the crystal chandelier. Every curve draped in luxurious velvet fabric, like temptation wrapped in a pretty little bow just to torment him. 
“Earth to Enzo,” you teased, poking at your best friend’s shoulder with a gloved finger. “Have I lost you?”
Enzo sucked in a breath, relishing in the sight of you. “Sorry. You look…” he trailed off, searching for the right words. “You look stunning, Y/N.” 
Your smile nearly took his breath away. The action lit up your entire face, crinkling the corner of your eyes in the most endearing way. Enzo was entranced as you straightened his tie, pinching his cheek because you both knew that he secretly loved it.
“You don’t look so bad yourself, Berkshire.” The playful tone of your voice made his heart skip a beat, the steady rhythm echoing in his ears as Enzo offered you his arm. “The girls will be envious of my handsome escort.”
“I think they’ll be more envious of that dress,” Enzo murmured softly. The smooth, low cadence of his voice flowed through you like honey. “I don’t think anyone will be able to keep their eyes off of you tonight, love.” 
Including him. 
The ballroom was filled to the brim with guests from the sacred and influential families, the women dressed to the nines in silk, lace, and velvet, their ears and wrists and necks dripping with diamonds. The men wore impeccably fitted suits with watches and family heirloom rings that cost more than a year’s worth of wages. 
All around the room, attendees nursed their cocktails and indulged in the impressive spread of hors d'oeuvres, whispering excitedly about the grandeur and opulence of the ball your family hosted every year, but he barely picked up on their conversations. Enzo smiled and nodded politely, but his attention wasn’t on any of them. 
Instead, the entirety of his focus fell on you. Enzo watched as you chatted and charmed the crowd, even going so far as gaining a slight smile from his surly uncle Lucius, who was notoriously unimpressed by anything and everything. Your best friend was entirely convinced that you could’ve charmed the feathers off of a hippogriff. 
“What a delightful girl you are. Exactly the type of lady young Lorenzo should be courting.” Lucius drawled. “Draco would do well to follow his cousin’s example.” 
Narcissa smiled. “I’m afraid our son is too late. These two are quite smitten with each other already.” 
Neither one of you corrected the couple. There was truly no use. Despite the countless attempts at clarifying the nature of your relationship, the adults still assumed that the two of you were together. Sometimes it was just easier to play along. Enzo had no complaints. Especially not when you placed a kiss on his cheek and nodded in agreement. 
“Can you blame me, Mrs. Malfoy?” You teased, winking at Enzo. “Lorenzo’s quite the catch. Anyone would be lucky to have such a perfect gentleman by their side.” 
Enzo tried not to blush as Lucius and Narcissa nodded in approval. Luckily, his aunt and uncle moved along, allowing you to greet the other guests. Throughout the night, Enzo stayed by your side, chiming in when needed, refilling your drinks when you ran out, and feeding you appetizers in between breaks. The rest of his friends teased him for it, but Enzo was perfectly content with playing the part of escort. 
“Mother was right. Y/N has every male in here eating out of her hand,” Draco said, looking over at you in appreciation as he took a sip of champagne. “Can’t blame them. That dress is something else. She looks proper fit.” 
“You don’t stand a chance, Malfoy.” Mattheo scoffed as he popped a bacon wrapped fig into his mouth. 
Theo nodded in agreement, eyes glazed over from the smoke break that he and Mattheo took in the gardens earlier. “Blondes aren’t Y/N’s type.” His mouth quirked as he glanced over at Enzo. “Isn’t that right, Berkshire?”
“You lot are insufferable,” Enzo said with an eye roll. 
He glanced over the top of his champagne glass, smiling softly to himself as he watched his mum fawn over you. She often joked about taking her engagement ring out of the Gringott’s vault despite the fact that Enzo repeatedly told her that the two of you weren’t in a relationship. Along with everyone else, his parents seemed convinced that the two of you were meant to be. 
“What’s the matter, cousin? Jealous that Y/N might take a liking to me?” 
“She’d sooner snog a rat,” Enzo replied sarcastically. 
“A ferret is close enough, isn’t it?” asked Regulus.
“Malfoy might stand a chance after all,” was Tom’s deadpan response. 
Mattheo chuckled. “Good one, brother. Come on, lads. We should let Enzo get back to his date.” 
With a sigh, Enzo downed his champagne glass before rejoining your side. You were in deep conversation with his parents, but broke out into a goofy grin the minute you caught sight of him. 
“There’s my handsome date,” you exclaimed. “I must say, you raised quite a gentleman, Mr. and Mrs. Berkshire. I couldn’t have asked for a better escort. Plus, it doesn’t hurt that he looks quite handsome in a suit.”
Enzo flushed as you straightened his tie. His father smiled and patted him on the shoulder. “I reckon Lorenzo gets that from me.”
“No doubt, Mr. Berkshire. All the ladies seem to think so. Perhaps I should stop hogging him to myself and give the others a chance.”
“Try as you might, Lorenzo only has eyes for you, dear.” Enzo groaned, blushing at his mum’s embarrassing statement. “What? It’s true. You two make a beautiful couple.”
Enzo was about to correct his mother for the millionth time, but you simply slipped your gloved hand through his elbow and smiled. “Thank you, Mrs. Berkshire. We clean up rather well, don’t we?” 
You giggled as Enzo turned red in the face. Completely unaware of his desire to melt into the marble floor, his mother flashed you a pleased smile. “There’s no need for formalities. I insist that you call me Helene. You’re practically family at this point. Though I do hope my son will add you into the Berkshire brood soon enough. Speaking of which, what is your ring size, dear?”
Never in his life had Enzo felt so mortified. It was one thing to have the adults mistake you for a couple, but to have his mother imply marriage was an entirely different beast. One that Enzo had no plans of tackling tonight. 
“That’s our cue for a dance. I think you’ve kept our gracious host long enough, mum.” 
His mother started to protest until his father placed an arm around her shoulder. “Now, now, my love. Let the children be. Plenty of time to discuss serious matters during Y/N’s next visit, which we hope will be soon. Our grand piano has been feeling a bit neglected lately and we have missed your lovely rendition of the classics.”
“Well we certainly can’t have your Steinway sit idle for too long. I promise to come by for tea before term starts.” You kissed both of his parents on the cheek. A friendly gesture that he had never seen them engage in with any of his friends. “It’s always a pleasure, Helene and Henry. Now if you’ll excuse us, Lorenzo and I are about to put those waltz lessons to good use.”
Enzo’s father clapped him on the shoulder. “Don’t let this young lady get away, Lorenzo.”
The tips of Enzo’s ears went positively red as his parents departed. “Sorry about that. I’ve tried to tell them that we aren’t dating, but as you can see, it’s fallen on deaf ears.” 
You grinned, reaching up on your tiptoes to kiss his cheek. “It’s alright. I truly don’t mind. Your parents are quite charming. Clearly you inherited that trait.” You rubbed at the kiss print you left behind and giggled. “Now, I believe you promised me a dance, Mr. Berkshire.” 
Enzo smiled, his arm already circling around your waist. “I always keep my promises, Ms. Y/L/N. Prepare to be swept off your feet, love.” 
Time seemed to still as Enzo escorted you onto the dancefloor. You beamed at him, curtsying with a silly grin while he bowed in return. The two of you waltzed together as the live musicians played a soft and slow tune. Enzo couldn’t help but admire you as you twirled around in your pretty lilac dress. A few curls fell out from your updo, sweeping against your rosy cheeks while you fell into step with him. As he held you tightly against him, Enzo hoped to Merlin that the music was loud enough to drown out the rapid beating in his chest. 
Deny it as he may, Enzo knew deep down that his heart only beat for you anyways. 
The rest of the night passed by in a blur. Ever the gracious host, you personally said goodbye to each guest until the last person left the manor. Given the late hour, you insisted that Enzo stay the night, a request that was quickly turned into a command by your parents. They adored Enzo as much as you did, perhaps even more. Though he doubted that their affection would remain the same if they knew the filthy thoughts that plagued him every time he stayed over. 
“C’mon, Enz,” you said, tugging at his hand. “Last person up the stairs has to pick up croissants in the morning!”
Enzo chuckled before breaking into a sprint. You squealed as he gained in on you, gathering your dress up in your hands while slipping your heels off and making a run for it. You nearly tripped on the taffeta, but luckily Enzo caught you around the waist and hauled you over his shoulder. 
“I guess we both lose, honey.” 
You giggled as Enzo marched into your room before discarding you gently on the four poster bed. He smiled as you sprawled out on the mattress and dragged him down beside you. Scooting up against the pillows, Enzo traced the initials that the two of you carved against your bedpost when you were ten. 
“Do you remember the day we carved those in?” 
Enzo nodded. “The summer before our first year at Hogwarts.” He smiled as he recalled the memory. “We were both so scared of being sorted into different houses, but you said that if we carved our initials together, then nothing would be able to separate us.” 
“Mum and dad were furious,” you said with a chuckle. “But it was worth it. Ten years later and it still stands true. If we’re lucky, it’ll last for an eternity.” 
“Luck has nothing to do with it,” Enzo declared. “I’d still be by your side even when the carvings fade.” 
You smiled softly and turned over to face him. Enzo brushed a stray strand of hair behind your ear, those honey eyes flickering with emotion. “Do you really think so? What about when we both get married? I don’t think your wife would appreciate me hanging around, Enz.” 
“That won’t be a problem,” Enzo countered confidently. 
You traced over his dimple, memorizing the feel of his skin underneath your fingertips. “How can you be so sure?” you teased. 
“Because you’re the only one I could ever picture myself marrying.” 
The gravity of his words settled between you. Enzo almost wished he could take it back if not for the relief that flooded his entire body now that he had spoken his true feelings out loud. After years of silence and patience, of pining and anticipating, of hands shaking from holding back from you, Enzo felt like a weight had been lifted off of his shoulders. 
Whether or not you returned the sentiment mattered very little to him. All Enzo knew was that he loved you and he could no longer sit here and pretend that you weren’t carved into his heart and soul like a golden tattoo. 
“Lorenzo,” you whispered softly. If it were anyone else, Enzo would’ve loathed hearing his full name, but the moment you said it, everything just stopped. “I don’t want you like a best friend.” 
His heart stopped beating. “Do you mean that, Y/N?” 
“Of course I mean it,” you affirmed. “You’re my favorite person. You’re not only my best friend, but you’re my lifeline. We’ve seen each other through the best and worst of times and somehow we haven’t grown sick of each other and I don’t think we ever will. You’re the only person I see myself marrying too, Enzo. You’re my one and only.” 
“You don’t know how long I’ve waited to hear that,” he whispered softly, noses brushing close. “Though it’s not nearly as long as I’ve waited to do this.” 
You held your breath as Enzo leaned forward, closing the gap between you. The space that signified the boundary of your friendship was nearly nonexistent now, filled with longing looks and shaking hands. Your eyes fluttered close as soon as your lips met. 
With a shaky exhale, you melted into Enzo’s arms as he clutched you close. One hand weaved around your waist while the other cupped your jaw. You sighed into the kiss, relishing the feel of his lips against yours. Enzo tasted like champagne, making you dizzy with the sweetness as he deepened the kiss. You giggled as Enzo tugged you into his lap, tracing your fingers over the initials on the headboard before tangling them in his hair. 
The feel of Enzo was familiar yet unfamiliar at the same time. This was your best friend. You knew every scar and mole and freckle by heart, but the soft sighs and plush lips were an entirely new experience that you longed to explore. 
“I wish you hadn’t waited so long,” you whispered against his lips. “We could’ve been doing this all along.” 
“We have all the time in the world to make up for it, my love.” Enzo caressed your cheek with such tenderness that it made your heart ache. “Do you even know how hard it’s been to hold myself back? How many times I’ve had to physically restrain myself from kissing the breath right out of you this night alone?” 
“You’re not alone in that. You look so damn good in that suit, it should honestly be considered a crime.”
Enzo chuckled as you straightened his lapel. “If this suit is a crime, then that dress would land you a cell in Azkaban. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you the entire night.” 
“Good,” you said with a cheeky smile. “I only bought this dress so you could take it off.” 
Those innocent honey brown eyes darkened as Enzo toyed with the strap of your dress, kissing every bit of exposed skin available to him. “Allow me to do this properly, then. Now that I have you, I intend to savor every smile, every touch, and every kiss you give me.” 
Anticipation hung heavy in the air as Enzo tugged at the laces of your dress, carefully unraveling you like his own personal gift. He helped you wriggle out of the purple fabric, sliding the dress down over your body with such gentleness and care. Your lips met once more as you slid off his jacket, your fingers making quick work of the button shirt underneath as well. When both of your clothes were piled up on your bedroom floor, Enzo lifted his head up to properly look at you. Butterflies erupted in your stomach as he drank in the sight before him. 
“You’re so fucking beautiful.” Enzo breathed, his voice full of awe and wonder. He tugged at the ribbons in your hair, setting your curls free. 
Tenderly, Enzo laid you back on the mattress and captured your lips with his. As promised, he took his time exploring every inch of your body. Slender fingers caressed your skin, eliciting satisfied sighs while Enzo lavished you with kisses. He groaned as your fingers tangled through his hair, pulling him impossibly close until you couldn’t tell where you began and he ended. 
You moved as one, the trust and care evident between you and Enzo. He knew you better than anyone. Knew all the quirks and flaws and oddities that made you you. Enzo knew how to touch you, how to kiss you, how to look at you in a way that made you feel like he truly saw you. 
Enzo pressed his forehead against yours. “We don’t have to rush. I’m perfectly content to wait until you’re ready.” 
It was sweet and such an incredibly Enzo thing to say. Even after waiting all this time, all he cared about was that you were comfortable. 
“I think we’ve both had our fill of waiting.” You smiled up at him, cradling his jaw. He leaned into your touch like he was savoring every bit of affection he could get. “I’ve never felt more ready for anything in my life. I trust you more than I trust myself. I love you, Lorenzo Berkshire.” 
The smile on Enzo’s face was blinding. It was like feeling the sunshine on your skin after years in darkness. It was golden. 
“I love you too, Y/N.” Enzo confessed. “I think I’ve loved you even before I knew what love was.” 
“My one and only,” you whispered, peppering kisses along his jaw. “My lifeline.” 
With heartbreaking gentleness, Enzo wrapped your legs around his waist. Honey eyes latched onto yours as he hovered over you, his astute gaze flickering over your face as he eased into you. Enzo was slow and gentle, giving you time to adjust to his size and brushing your hair out of your face while lavishing you with luxurious kisses. You moaned into his mouth as his hips met yours, feeling full and content, like joining your bodies together in this way was the most natural thing in the world. 
“Look at me, honey. I want to see those pretty eyes.” 
Your eyes opened to the most beautiful sight. The candlelit room cast a hazy glow over everything, bathing Enzo with its soft golden light. Your chest tightened as you admired him, fingertips grazing the curve of his jaw, the angles of his cheekbones, the cheeky dimples that you loved so much, the perfect aquiline nose, and the dark lashes framing those mesmerizing eyes. In the dim light, they looked like pools of honey and you felt like a fly swimming in liquid gold. 
“You’re beautiful too, Enzo. Like a work of art,” you beamed as he flushed. “My pretty boy.” 
“Don’t say that, sweetheart. Not unless you want this to be finished quicker than it started.” 
You chuckled. “Is that so? Have I found your weakness?”
Enzo groaned, shifting his hips in a way that had you moaning underneath him. “You are my weakness, my love.” 
“Yeah?” You asked, wrapping your legs tighter around his waist and rolling your hips against his. “Show me how weak I make you, pretty boy.” 
The precarious thread of self control that Enzo was desperately holding onto snapped. With a roll of his hips, he set a pace that had you clawing at the sheets. He chuckled darkly as you clambered for control, nails raking at his back before finding purchase in his hair. You tugged hard, desperate for more. 
“Oh god, Enzo.” You moaned as he slammed into you, feeling boneless as he silenced your sounds with a filthy kiss. 
“You wanted to see what you do to me?” Enzo teased, gripping your hips to hold you in place while he slid all the way out. The head of his cock barely brushed your cunt and you ached to feel all of him again. You whimpered in response as he teased you, taunted you. “You drive me fucking insane, Y/N. I think about this, every second of every day. You’re all I want. You’re all I need.” 
“So have me,” you breathed. “Have all of me, Enzo.” 
You groaned as Enzo slammed back in. It felt good to be full of him. It felt right. You murmured as much into his mouth, canting your hips to his as he raised your arms above your head and twined your fingers together. In that moment, there was nothing in the world but you and Enzo—the boy you loved making love to you. 
Despite the lust swimming in his eyes, something softer reared from underneath the surface. A look that Enzo had given you countless times over the years. A look that was pure love and adoration. Your heart swelled as you squeezed his fingers. 
“I love it when you look at me like that,” you whispered.
“Like you’re my whole world?” Enzo murmured against your lips. “You are, you know.” 
You kissed him, slow and deep. “You’re mine, too.” 
“Don’t take those pretty eyes off of me, honey.” Enzo said as he pushed your body to the brink of pleasure. “I want to watch you come apart for me.” 
“Together?” you asked, brushing the hair out of his eyes. 
“Always,” he responded. 
Enzo pressed your forehead against his, slipping past the edge with you and indulging in the sweet ecstasy of your bodies fitting perfectly together. The orgasm rocked over you first and you panted into Enzo’s mouth as he watched in awe. His own pleasure took over after a few more thrusts, your name falling sweetly from his lips as he chased the high. 
Neither one of you made any indication of moving. You were content feeling the full weight of Enzo’s blissed out body on top of yours, smiling to yourself as you ran your fingers through his hair. He sighed happily against your neck and cuddled closer. 
Enzo took your hand and kissed your fingertips. He intertwined them through his, squeezing gently as he examined your hand. 
“Four and a half.” 
“Hmm?” 
“That’s your ring size, isn’t it? I’ll have to tell mum. We’ll need to get her engagement ring resized.”
You chuckled. “Engagement ring? You haven’t even asked me to be your girlfriend yet. Now you want to jump to being my fiancé?” 
“Well, girlfriend is certainly not strong enough to describe who you are to me,” He said, kissing your ring finger. “I prefer the love of my life. My future wife and the mother of my children. Though I suppose I’ll settle for fiancé.” 
“Will you at least let me get used to calling you my boyfriend first?” 
“Fine,” Enzo huffed, rolling his eyes dramatically. “You can call me your boyfriend. For now.” 
“How generous of you, Mr. Berkshire.” 
You grinned and pulled him in for a kiss. Enzo nuzzled his nose against yours, looking down at you with those innocent honey eyes. “I’ll show the future Mrs. Berkshire how generous I can be. Then you’ll be calling me your husband in no time.” 
“I like the sound of that, pretty boy.” 
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j-nope-not-today · 4 months ago
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HP characters reaction to s/o being a muggle
Harry Potter
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He does not care
Literally doesn't have an opinion on the subject
Bc he loves youuu and not your magic or non magical abilities
I really feel that his main concern is some snobby witch/wizard being rude to you
But could give a fuck less if anyone commented on you being a muggle
"Okay and? So what if she/he can't do magic. She's/he's still great in bed."
10/10 will say some snarky/sarcastic ass shit if someone is rude to you about it.
He is THE Harry Potter
He would probably love for someone to point it out so he can say some shit back about it.
He will defend you through thick and thin.
May god have mercy on whatever poor soul wants to be prejudice against you.
Will love doing muggle things with you. I mean he did grow up as a muggle.
Otherwise though he loves you and your muggleness very much. It reminds him of home ❤️
Ron Weasley
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Aww your his little cutie patootie
Will brag about it to anyone who will listen
"Oh? Well my gf/bf made me dinner from scratch."
He'll brag about literally anything he can. It could be the simplest shit too
Is very impressed that you do everything and without magic too
He'll start doing things without magic just to appreciate the simplicity of it
But yeah..definitely tells everyone and their mom about how proud he is to be with you
Ain't no one gonna be rude about it either. He will guaranteed shut that shit down as soon as it starts.
Fred Weasley
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He loves it.
Loves absolutely everything about it
Not to mention he loves it even more because romancing you is so much more fun for him
Will always pull a fancy magic trick from out of his sleeve to impress you or flirt with you
"For you beautiful"
Does complain about doing things without magic
But will begrudgingly do so to please you
But yes. He will complain about it the entire time
I don't think anyone would be ballsy enough to insult you or say some rude shit about you being a muggle
Knowing fred that would start world War 3
But he looooves you. Vv much
George Weasley
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Admires you so so much
Bc how do you do it?
Will watch you do the simplest most mundane shit and come out of nowhere with a
"My god you look so fucking gorgeous right now love."
Wouldn't complain about helping you do stuff without magic
I think he finds he enjoys it much more without magic. It's more rewarding
Will beg to do muggle things with you absolutely wants to experience it all
Just like with fred. Ain't no one ballsy enough to say something lest they want to die
But he absolutely adores you and everything about you
And will remind you every day how much he loves you
Draco Malfoy
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He didn't expect to end up with you
But he sure isn't complaining
And he'll be damned if you lift a single beautiful fucking finger when he's around
He will 100% dote on you in his every waking moment
For a second you might be convinced you aren't a muggle
He uses magic for just about everything and will not let you do something when he can do it for you
"Listen dear it's just simpler this way. Let me do it."
Your spoiled and he'll make sure you know how appreciated and loved you are
Can never wrap his head around muggles.
Thinks you make everything way more complicated than it needs to be
And should anyone be insulting or rude. They might find themselves hexed or cursed.
Neville Longbottom
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This man LOVES you
Will not for a second let you think otherwise
And he'll probably absolutely love doing muggle things with you
And you will have a garden
I can just see him loving gardening with you. The muggle way.
Will randomly whip out flowers and small little gifts for you
Just to impress you
And he'll definitely have words for anyone who wants to be rude to you because how dare they?
To him. Your absolutely perfect
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deadghosy · 4 months ago
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Slytherins boys during 4th of July with their American! Reader
Warning: of course this is modern era‼️😋
Ft. The riddles, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire
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TOM RIDDLE
Your dark aesthetic of an English boyfriend is staying his ass inside 😭 he’s not coming out!!
He DOESNT fuck with them bugs or those loud fireworks…yes he moved to America for you. As much as he loves you. Hell no.
He’s in the shared room with you as he read a book, listening to crime documentary and podcasts. Or he’s just cuddling with you.
If you ever did drag him out to pop fireworks wit you, he may or may not pop them at his brother if mattheo comes to visit.
“Y/N!! GET YOUR MAN!!” Mattheo says running from Tom who had a evil grin on his face. Chasing after Mattheo with a sparkler.
you just stood there waving your sparkler around giggling.
at least he's having fun!
MATTHEO RIDDLE
Mattheo is popping fireworks like a god damn maniac…please control him…
Literally bought an illegal firework and lit it outside…PLEASE get your unhinged man or else people are gonna call the cops on him.
STOP CAUSE HE’S DEFINITELY THE TYPE TO THROW POPPERS AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS 😭😭
A MENCE TO THE STREETS AND YOU!! YOU ARE NOT SAFE!!
Chaotic just like his damn brother with that evil ass grin. He’s literally the king of being an asshole.
But if you don’t like fireworks, don’t worry…he’s got you bbg. He’s a softie for you anyways.
He’s literally probably buying noise canceling headphones so you can relax with him.
He’s a cutie patootie under all that gremlin energy he’s got 
DRACO MALFOY
This sassy ass man…this bbg dude..is probably staying his ass inside. I’m sorry, but he’s probably confused on why “American’s” celebrate such a day even if you educate him about it.
At least you grill him food and still love him.
That’s all it matters
BLAISE ZABINI
He’s already starting bullshit if you don’t like popping fireworks cause of how loud they are.
If you’re asleep, he’s literally like playing loud ass firework sounds or he is outside popping them loud ass works 😭😭
Honestly I do picture American! Reader just grilling while Blaise is getting ready to pop these babies.
But since I headcannon this Slytherin boy to be a romantic, he’s taking you to a firework show. He loves you like that.
Putting the blanket below you guys, cuddling you with that charming smile of his.
It’s just perfect!
Best 4th of July ever.
THEODORE NOTT
Get ready to wake to this man cooking at 4 am so you can eat.
He knows you love to eat you beautiful foodie, so he’s making you some food.
Watches the fireworks from inside and then goes out to pop his own
He’s a romantic as well, so he might just take you out for a firework show
He loves you like that.
And if you don’t like fireworks, don’t worry you two can just enjoy the fireworks inside
LORENZO BERKSHIRE
He’s the type of boyfriend to try and grill for you only to fail and need assistance. 😭😭
Literally though he will try again only to succeed with your help tactics and then he will be so proud!
Pops small fireworks with you. He doesn’t pop big ones as he did look into the holiday to see so much accidents with big fireworks.
“Enz, honey.. it’s okay…” you say holding up a pack of big fireworks. Lorenzo looked nervous as he took the fireworks from your hold. “Sorry love..but what if an explosion hits you?”
Please calm your man down before he packs it up makes you two just watch movies instead of popping fireworks.
End of the night and day, he loves the food a little bit.
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gwantstosleep · 1 year ago
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5 styles of Reed. Pls come home my little cutie draco🥹
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via-l0ve · 1 year ago
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Harry potter golden era and calling them cute nicknames in a language (pls dont specify which) that they don't know. They don't know the exact meaning but the understand it's something similar to darling or sweetheart.
Sentimental Nicknames 🩷 (HP Pref!)
a/n: hii!! i hope you enjoy this! i didn’t specify any languages and i tried to make it gender neutral!! love yaa🫶🏻🫶🏻
warnings: like one swear word, but that’s all!! <3
characters included: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy.
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Harry Potter:
blushes every time you say it
he literally adores it
he’s so smitten for you and when you call him that nickname he might have LITERALLY zero idea what it means besides the fact that it’s endearing and he MELTS
when harry blushes the tips of his ears turn red and his cheeks turn pink and he just smiles like a little cutie
:(((
if anyone asks him about it
“hey, what does it mean? that nickname?”
“oh, i dunno really.”
he just smiles
he loves it sm
he deserves more love <3
he would def melt for any nicknames but there’s something about that one that just 🥰
Hermione Granger:
she totally looks it up in one of her books
I think she’d be intrigued and want to give you a cute nickname in a different language
she loves to hear you say it and will tell you that.
“i love it when you call me that, y/n.”
now you just say it more and she giggles and kicks her feet
if her friends ask about it she will deep dive into the origins and why you call her it and why she loves it so much and everything
Ron Weasley:
his siblings totally tease him about it
“look at little ronald! getting called a cute little nickname.” - george
“they grow up so fast :(.” - fred
he has ZERO idea what it means and just smiles when you call him it
he’s like “oh fuck yeah that’s my nickname” :D
he loves the way your voice makes it sound
he’s just so happy lowkey
like cmon
if you say it in front of his friends he gets embarrassed </3
but it’s not a bad thing i think he’s just like “oh, attention?”
Neville Longbottom:
BLESS HIM!!
he gets SO shy
he’s like
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he deserves all the love.
esp if you say it and cradle his face/jaw in your hand and he gets SO RED
awwww
EVERYONE teases him about it :((
it’s okay though he’s so adorable for no reason
imagine this bb
he’s rambling about plants and you call him that and he just goes 👁️👄👁️
falls in love all over again.
awwwhhhhh i love him
Draco Malfoy:
i REFUSE to believe that draco is soft about nicknames
you’d call him it and he’d side eye you to the max
“what?”
you just smile and repeat it
he pretends to hate it but he rlly loves it
if you call him the nickname in front of his friends he’ll go BRIGHT red and become really interested in his shoes
you’ll just smirk
when you call him it in private he’s soft about it though
he asks you about it and just smiles
he’s a cutie (secretly)
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omg all these sub!draco posts are sending me cause i can picture him dying to be the little spoon, to be praised nonstop in bed (my headcanon is that he'd crave for words of affirmation since little bc of his daddy issues) and need physical touch constantly so he can feel safe and loved and also make sure he is enough for you
like imagine him being all curled up in your arms while you give him a handjob praising him and he looks up with those silver eyes all wet begging for release but immediately shuts up when you say good boys should be patient to get what they want?? that boy'd die to be called good boy by you as often and as much as he could
but again in my opinion i think he'd never let anyone besides you know that he is such a subby little crybaby in bed, and would even lie sometimes pretending to be the dominant one when his friends ask him abt you two's relationship - which would soon turn out to be a huge lie bc he drank too much in a party and ended up all clingy and sobby in your arms in front of all of your friends, repeatedly whispering in your ear begging to call him a good boy (he'll deny he did this the day after but it's too late. all his friends already saw what he is and honestly we love him for it
- omg this turned out so long im sorry 😭 i cant help myself when it comes to draco
also, could i be 🧸anon?? my pronous are she/her ♡
I AGREE WITH THIS 10000% !!!!!!! words of affirmation yup yup! praise him and he’s putty in your hands. and awwweeee the part of him being all clingy at a party in front of his friends… he’s such a cutie patootie <33333
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saintsenara · 8 months ago
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harry/katie bell
george/lee jordan
ginny/blaise zabini
ron/demelza robbins
hermione/parvati
thank you very much for the ask, anon!
katie bell/harry potter
harry marching up to her after she's been in hospital for literally months so he can fish for info on draco malfoy isn't exactly giving stable, long-term relationship, i fear.
[nor is it giving attracted to women.]
lee jordan/george weasley
yes, without hesitation. i back the hurt/comfort potential of lee gently putting george - and the shop - back together following the end of the war with my life.
ginny weasley/blaise zabini
as we know - because pansy airs him to the entire carriage for fun and profit - blaise canonically thinks ginny's a cracker, and he does an extremely bad job of pretending otherwise. "i wouldn't touch a filthy little blood traitor like that whatever she looked like" is it? ok! but you would!
ginny gets in a little mid-tier read of blaise herself in canon - "yeah zabini, because you're so talented... at posing" [ginevra... come on...], which is a flop the bitchy little twink who lived in her diary would never have allowed her to get away with. insulting people is clearly ginny's preferred way of expressing affection - just look at everything she ever says to ron - so i'm going to say... she'd go there.
demelza robbins/ron weasley
ron gasses her up as having thrown a tricky penalty ball at him during the quidditch try-outs in half-blood prince, which is the highest compliment he can bestow. he's definitely clocked she's a cutie.
he does also punch her hard in the mouth a few weeks later, so i wouldn't blame demelza for very much not being into it.
hermione granger/parvati patil
immediately derailed when parvati claims, five minutes into their first date, that she saw them getting together in her tea-leaves.
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vind3miat0r · 8 months ago
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redacted listener hcs — favorite animals
i was bored and decided to give the listeners favorite animals based purely on vibes :) (also some pet hcs heheh)
long warning
Angel — most people would assume that they like something basic, like cats. while they do like cats, they like llamas and alpacas more; they think theyre silly and cool and always whines about David not letting them ride any when they go to some sort of fair or carnival
Babe — classic cat lover! they grew up with cats, so it was to be expected. they also likes dogs a lot; their favorite breeds of both being devon rexes (cats) and borzois (dogs)
Sweetheart — they like lizards. while they never had any pets growing up, they became acquainted with the multiple lizards that lived in their school friends’ gardens. they specifically like green basilisk lizards and draco volans
Darlin’ — surprisingly, they like insects. they found a preying mantis egg sac in their backyard when they were ten, and they managed to convince their parents to let them keep one of the mantises once it hatched. they like carpenter ants and preying mantises
Lovely — they like both snakes and cats. after turning, they joked to Vincent about how they were “like an albino snake now.” they begged Vincent for them to get a cat, even though cats tend to disagree with Vincent. they like corn snakes a lot and had one as a pet before they met Vincent (Rory lived a good 13 years and passed away peacefully a few weeks before the E&E 2021 games began)
Treasure — they like deer. they loved reading about the “majestic creatures” in the library, and always beelined to the deer enclosure when they visited the zoo with their family. they particularly love sambar deer and sika deer, liking the way their antlers are shaped
Freelancer — they never gave much thought to things like favorite animals, and theyd often ask growing up, “I’m supposed to have a favorite?” but, they do have an inclination towards zebras and mantis shrimp
Coworker — they love love love ferrets! when they were little, one of their friends got a ferret, and they begged their parents to let them get one (they got a hamster instead. and yes, it died because one of their siblings put it in the microwave). they did all sorts of research on ferrets (what they eat, what amount of love is good for them), and then scolded their friend because they only had one ferret and ferrets need socialization with another of their kind, or they’ll be sad and lonely. they currently have two ferrets of their own, Muffy and Minx
Starlight — theyve always liked birds, even when they were little. a local event that was hosted at a reserve near their house called the Hummingbird Festival took place every spring and fall, and their parents always made the long drive so that they could see the hummingbirds as they migrated. theyve flipped through a few favorites over the years, but the current ones are: barn owls, rosefinches, and ravens. they also like planaria worms, mainly because theyre easy to care for if kept as a pet
Sunshine — they reeeally like horses. like,, reeeeally likes them. bro was that girl /gn growing up: always begging their parents for a horse a pony, even when they knew realistically that it would cost waaay too much. they like black forest horses, colorado rangers, and gypsy vanners the most
Cutie — they went out of their way to like “different” and “unique” animals while growing up, and that habit followed them into adulthood; unlike in school, however, they genuinely like meerkats and lemurs, instead of just saying they do in order to gain clout. they also like beta fish and axolotls
Doc — same as Freelancer, they never gave much thought to their favorite animal. usually, they just said they liked dogs in order to get whoever was asking off their back. after many years of saying that as their answer, its kinda become true. while theyre more of a cat-person, they do like dogs, and has owned them in the past. currently, they have a siberian cat named Vale, and they want to get a bearded collie
Warden — while having favorite animals is considered a “human thing,” Warden likes jellyfish and sea bunnies. one of their charges really likes sea creatures, and they asked her to tell them about them, resulting in about an hour long lesson on whales and sharks. Warden (of their own accord) started researching other sea animals, and found that they really like jellyfish and sea slugs. they specifically like moon jellyfish, mushroom jellyfish, sea bunnies, and sea angels
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allamericanb-tch · 7 months ago
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goblet of fire thoughts !!!
(my first watch as a marauders fan. spoilers obviously.)
writing my thoughts down bc i’m a Talker during movies and my family is not watching with me
barty <3 i’m trying not to lose it rn
this is the skin of a killer bella (i’ve never seen twilight)
lucius’ hair is so luscious
morsmordre is the coolest word ever idec
oooohhh cho chang (i hate her name so much fuck jkr)
isn’t it funny that ron has a crush on fleur and then she married ron’s brother
fred and george my pookies
eeeee moody (barty)
this is an age line 🤓
krumione is so funny to me
lowk do not like ron in this movie
HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
rita! if only this movie had quillkiller
knowing exactly what size a broom cupboard is is important for future writings
“my eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past”
sirius!!!!!
neville <3
i’m not an owl 🦉🤓😠
ron is so sirius 
i’m a draco girl im so sorry i can’t help myself he’s so fine
moody (barty) is so real i love him 
i never realized how far away the quidditch pitch is from hogwarts
trying to figure out how im gonna write this in the context of the marauders
krum is so
when dumbledore calls barty crouch sr ‘barty’ it messes with me so much
these mini dragons are so cutie
the way harry just destroyed part of the castle
brb memorizing the gryffindor common room layout
harry smiling at cho and then the pumpkin juice falls out of his mouth 😭😭😭
RON’S DRESS ROBES
love ginny
mcgonagall teaching dance lessons
fred and george are so sirius and james
i love neville so much i would happily go to the yule ball with him
ew snape boooo 🍅
harry 😭
RON 😭😭😭 “you know how i like it when they walk”
padma and pavarti’s outfits EAT
guys i know hermione’s dress in the book is blue but in the movie it HAS to be pink ok
MRS NORRIS HAS RED EYES?!
i used to have a crush on moaning myrtle
love neville
harry turning into a little half mermaid
my dad just walked in and said “that’s the dream” (turning into a half mermaid when you swim)
harry is so james for trying to save everyone
fred and george calling harry “moral fiber”
barty crouch sr and moody (barty) 😧
THE TRIAL SCENE AHHHH
“evan rosier is dead” 💔
rip frank and alice
“give me a wretched name! BARTY CROUCH…… junior”
barty is so fine ahhhhhh
the way he just flicks his tongue 😭
barty and sirius would’ve been best friends in azkaban
cassandra but it’s harry about his dreams
oh no this is the part where cedric dies
this movie reminds me of the cursed child because of That One Part
“periculum” red sparks remember that
“kill the spare” 💔
rip robert pattinson you will be missed
voldemort’s fetus body getting thrown in the cauldron 😭
why did they have to make wormtail so ugly like
tom riddle was a hottie why’d he have to turn into a snake man
brooo put your dogs away
voldy’s manicure eats lowkey
i forget how small the dark mark is on their arm
death eater outfits are so funky
lucius 😧
lily mention 💔
“i can touch you know” voldy he’s 14
ooooo duel
james ☹️ 
lily ☹️
his eyes really are glistening with the ghosts of his past
“i don’t think i said anything about a graveyard professor”
the trunk is cool
moody (barty) turning to barty We Are So Back
he’s so babygirl
the way barty just escaped azkaban and no one noticed 😭
you can tell dumbledore isn’t straight because he stands like [see picture below]
and it’s over 
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syntaxaero · 10 months ago
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GIVE US THE OC LORE dealer’s choice, though given the current mood would love to hear about your pokemans!
Sure thing!
So both Adstrum (Charizard) and Floppy (Flygon) are dating (along with Azell, a Garchomp-Sceptile I'll rework soon. Yeah they're poly!), but they're also in an expedition team together too, hence the little scarf on Floppy's leg!
Adstrum's sort of the brute of the group, usually taking foes head-on rather aggressively, or tanking hits for the team! Since he's pretty big and tough, fights tend to end pretty fast (or most opponents flee... if they can)
Floppy's sort of the eyes and ears of the team- keeping a look out for any trouble that might come their way, while also being the item hoarder! Those big ol messenger bags come in handy! Overall good support for the team, and still able to dish out strong attacks with earthquake and draco meteor! Also resident cutie of the group.
And Azell's the "strategist". Atleast that's what they call themself. They're really just the leader that doesn't exactly like getting into confrontation, but they can hit hard too! Usually trailing behind the other two munching on berries. Looks and acts tough but has a soft spot for the other two.
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draconianfleet · 1 year ago
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Greetings fellow Tumblr denizens!~
Since we are horny as hells and this blog will mirror that considering we reblog whatever catches our interest
Minors DNI
We are a system of transfemmes that are 20 years old. Life is shit sometimes but it’s made alot better when you are a polyamorous lesbian disaster and has such wondrous splendors for partners. If we count headmates we have 6 girlfriends/wives. But if we count meatsacks then that number is 4. Existence is made all worth it with such lovely entities to be gay with and we have no idea how depressed we would be without them.
For hobbies playing videogames, flirting/chatting with cute entities online, coding, and reading fantasy stories would fit the bill.
Despite liking to meet new entities we are socially anxious beans and so initiating is insanely hard. So if you shoot us a DM we will happily respond and chat with you. Mentally marking you to be chatted with occasionally.
Whenever you want to refer to us collectively we have many names:
Draco, Fleet, Lynn-Lynn, or Kassidy
With that a little introduction from each of the members of our system below the expansion:
Kaitlynn:
Hai, I’m Kaitlynn and I am 20 years old. I’m a catastrophically horny transfem, I’m also rather easily able to be made blushy so I am the subject of teasing very often which I adore, and I am pretty energetic and excitable mostly therian foxgirl/girlfox thing whenever I’m not depressed. Super glad our body has a great boon of flexibility so I can be comfortable in cute poses that stretch me in comfy ways. Oh I go by she/it pronouns and also really think slime girls are also gender so like I’m a slimegirlfoxthing.
Aurelynn:
Greetings, I’m Aurelynn and also a 20 year old transfem who loves her theatrics, and if there is a lewd connotation 6 to 9 times out of 10 I will find it. I go by she/it pronouns and shapeshifting is one hell of a gender. If you make me blush or horny I will put forth my damndest effort to melt you, and perchance I turn you into a molten puddle taking soft gentle care of you~<3 Also, compliments tend to make me preen rather than flustering me (though I very well may blush), but don’t fret I’ll be certain to find something unique about you to put on a pedestal cutie~<3
Shade:
Hello I am Shade I’m not new to this system by any means but I’ve only more recently been linked up to centralized memories. I’m also 20 years old and have it/she pronouns. Unless I know you I’m generally distrusting, which is why I have Kaitlynn and Aurelynn to interact instead so I can assess your character. However, once I get to trust you I’m a cheerful ace (non sex repulsed) bug girl who loves cuddles and pats, a veritable snugglebug. The other two may be a package deal but I usually only looking for nice frens.
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danpuff-ao3 · 2 years ago
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Slash Podfic Recs
The world needs more podfics! And lucky for you, if you were on the hunt for some, I've found a few you might enjoy!
Narration is an artform all its own (and audio editing?? I don't even wanna think about that, not gonna lie.) Curl up in bed and close your eyes and let someone tell you a story. Or hit that "play" button and have someone keep you company, and entertained, while performing house chores! Listen to a story while on your morning commute.
A variety of ships for you, a variety of lengths. All excellent stories! All I ask is that you please leave some love for these creators if you stop by; podfics get so little traction compared to the written word. And even if all you can manage is a kudo, I'm sure it would be so very appreciated!
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See also: podfics of my fics, Snarry podfics, and Femslash podfics.
Danse Macabre
written by doshu, narrated by Aspen_Gray. Harry/Tom. Rated M. 2 hours, 45 minutes. Angst. Non-linear narrative. Sad ending.
A last dance. A cold comfort against the inevitability of death.
Harry’s danse macabre began with Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets. It only took him six years to notice.
Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property
written by Helenish, narrated by EosRose. Draco/Neville. Rated E. 3 hours.
Surely it is a mistake to allow a single youthful indiscretion to cloud an already promising career.
An Ode to the Loose and Wrinkly
written by RoozetteR, narrated by fire_juggler. Charlie/Severus. Rated E. 13 minutes.
Before Harry is brought to Grimmauld Place the summer before fifth year, Charlie sneaks away to the Burrow and blows Severus. That is all.
Of Comets and Counter-curses
written by Woldy, narrated by fire_juggler. Remus/Sirius. Rated T. 44 minutes. Traveling. Motorbike.
If the past is a foreign country, can travel help to resolve a troubled history? Dumbledore assigns Remus and Sirius a mission to explore three European cities, or perhaps to find each other. Written for the 2008 RS Games as part of Team Post-Hogwarts using the prompt 'Brothers on a Hotel Bed (Death Cab for Cutie)'.
Sympathy for the Devil
written by Writcraft, narrated by fire_juggler. Harry/Scorpius. Rated M. 40 minutes.
Scorpius has wanted Harry for years. So far, Harry has managed to resist. This Halloween Scorpius hopes to change his mind.
Never Unseen
written by HogwartsToAlexandria, narrated by JocundaSykes. Kingsley/Severus. Rated T. 12 minutes.
Saying he'd hoped the day Severus let him help would come would be overstating the facts, but Kingsley certainly was glad he'd been around the night the other man needed his help more than he needed his pride.
The Once and Future Headmaster
written by allthingsmagical, narrated by JocundaSykes. Albus/Harry. Rated T. 2 hours.
Never has there been a more hopeless crush.
Colourblind
written by Someone_aka_me, narrated by Lady Ravenclaw. Charlie/Draco. Rated T. 14 minutes.
"She says the colours will come when he is finally touching the person he is destined to fall in love with. She says that everything will change in the matter of a single moment." He is fourteen when the world goes sideways.
Slithering
written by astolat, narrated by Lazulus. Draco/Harry. Rated E. 2 hours, 30 minutes. Courtship. Snakes.
Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.
Paranoia and Puns
written by You_Light_the_Sky, narrated by RuneLore. Cedric/Harry. Rated T. 1 hour, 20 minutes.
Harry makes three rules in order to survive his fourth year: 1) Watch the new DADA professor like a hawk, 2) Suspect all animals of being animagi, and 3) Avoid Cedric Diggory at all costs.
It's a shame Diggory didn't get the memo.
The Secret Language of Plants
written by Endrina, narrated by sephonered. Series. Remus/Severus; Draco/Harry. Rated E. Part 1: 3+ hours; Part 2: 7+ hours; Part 3: WIP.
“Just… tell me. Tell me what is going on, Snape.” What was going on was that Severus Snape had no trouble tracking down one Petunia Evans, now Dursley, to a little town in Surrey where he saw how exactly she was treating her nephew. Which somehow led to last night and Severus knocking on Lupin’s door with a toddler half-asleep in his arms.
Divination
written by smilebackwards, narrated by sisi_rambles. James/Regulus; James/Lily. Rated T. 8 minutes. Second POV. Sad ending.
Mars is bright.
Only One Word
written by EntreNous, narrated by smirkingcat. Draco/Remus. Rated E. 1 hour. Daddy kink.
Remus worries far too much what Draco thinks of the differences between them, until he discovers what Draco truly thinks.
Shall we descend once more, my Hades
written by megyal, narrated by smirkingcat. Draco/Severus. Rated E. 1 hour, 30 minutes.
[From the request: Later schoolyears, possibly seventh year | In return for killing Voldemort, Draco is given to Snape, to become his concubine. (Prompt: The Myth of Persephone)
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verystrxxwberry · 4 months ago
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ALEXANDER, HELP ME, IM DYING-😭😭😭 my bestie just said to me: hear me out, and im like, "what kind of abomination is your crush now?" and im fr, after she told me she liked Adam(HH) wITHOUT THE MASK I thought nothing could be worst. spoiler, IT CAN💀 she's like, "no, is a ship" and i just go "fuck" (she's the kind of person who shipps TojixGojo) ... im just going to copy-paste our conversation in here:
(i love her but bitch you r crazyyy):
Lili: it's a Moonlight Lovers ship
Me: If this is your Ethan x Ivan again I'm gonna punch you
Lili: it is not, hear me out😭
Me: u don't deserve me hearing you out after your James Potter x Severus Snape bullshit of the other day reading marauder's fanfiction but ok
Lili: ok, i realized that Vlad is an interesting character
Me: what do you mean by interesting💀?
Lili: that he just is such a cutie patootie that can be shipped with anyone in the manor except Ivan☺️✨
Me: WHAT
Lili: like Rapha x Vlad is such a cute couple, or Aaron x Vlad. is like a safe place.
Me: u r mad af
Lili: no, pls. like, Ethan x Vlad is just right. they can heal each other!
Me: u said this exact shit a week ago during the HP marathon in the scene Hermione punched Draco. wich im tempted to do rn, but we are, sadly, online
Lili: and Beliath x Vlad is just the perfect enemies to lovers! or rivals to lovers, better said. is my (second) personal favorite
Me: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PERSONAL FAVORITE, THIS IS JUST INSANE😭😭😭
Lili: waittt, there is one more. THE one, with Vladiath. or the name is Belimir?
Me: NO💀 Lili, DON'T YOU Dare
Lili: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Me: d-o-n-t s-a-y i-t
Lili: my top tier: Neil x Vladimir
Me: WHYYYYYYYY, WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THISSS
Lili: but is just right 😭😭!
Me: make it have sense!!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Lili: it is not!!!
Me: ur parents shouldn't be ashamed of you being trans, they should be ashamed for this. u little fuck, whyyyy. just leave Vladimir alone!
Me: ur parents shouldn't be ashamed of you being trans, they should be ashamed for this. u little fuck, whyyyy. just leave Vladimir alone!
Lili: hsgajshkahsj, bitch🤣 ily, but i don't get how do you were chill after an actual conversion and mad about this
Me: I just have principles. My god, how crazy you are
Lili: Tumblr this to or verystrxxwberry! you'll see he'll have to agree with me on something.
Me: I swear if anyone in the entire world agrees with you on this I'll kill myself
anyways, she came over to my house and we're eating Nutella while i send this to you. you are both of us favorite's Moonlight lovers content creator, but my girl lili is just messed up in the head. (just joking, someday she'll be my bridesmaid,) it's awesome to be her friend, tho.
have a nice day, mah boi, and dON'T AGREE WITH THIS ATROCITY 💀💀💀💀.
You know, my heart did a giant backflip when I saw this giant message. Still, I am very glad I am very glad I am your fav ml content creator, that increases my ego 😎 (kidding but it makes me very happy to know!)
About ML ships... well, I genuinely believe that if we are talking about Vladimir, the healthiest ones would be with Raphael and Aaron. I never thought about the chance of Vladimir with Ethan or Beliath because they aren't his type at all, then Ivan is like the rebel kid on the mansion so.. no... but Neil 💀💀 I must confess he is my least liked character because I never ❗️ know❗️ what❗️to❗️write❗️for him❗️so my mind kinda deletes his presence most of the times. Still, it would be a very toxic ship if we dared to think abour Vladimir x Neil. If Vlad is already depressed, I think Neil would only drag him lower.
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spinachbobsquarepants · 8 months ago
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I have realised that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic came out in 2010, which means Draco and Ginny could (and WOULD) have totally watched it together while they were at Hogwarts. These are their ponysonas, Draco drew them. Also they totally have matching plushies, IDK which characters they have but they totally do.
(that thing in Ginny's cutie mark is meant to be a broom IDK if you can see that)
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limetimo · 2 years ago
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RAB fics I read 25-16 april
Downfall by Lunarde the black brothers trying to survive Walburga's parenting and insane abuse from other family members, like holly f the thing with Reg and the well was sooo inspired* (* fucked up beyond recognition in frish and exciting ways)
the deadly seven by remusjlupin1981 so regulus has a son, Apollo, whom he drops off at grimmauld place before going off to die in the cave (but it's tagged Regulus Lives AU, sooo...). Apollo gets raised first by wally then by the Malfoys and is a stone cold hard bitch who adores his younger cousin Draco and has a weird obsession with Harry Potter. Also Sirius is out of azkaban early
Misadventures' of Lily Evans and her three dipshit boys by Koten_Bliss jegulus asks Lily to surrogate for them. the formatting needs work (not quite a block of text but there needs to be more space between paragraphs) but I'll just feed it to a text-to-speech thing and we'll be golden
Ron and Harrys immortal Times. by CUM_Monster12 ron and harry reincarnate all over the place and end up being Orion and walburga firstborn twins
Tale As Old As Time by xojosten james interrupts regulus as reg is messing with a time turner in the room of requirement and poof, they end up in 1998, when Golden trio is having their eight year. James is a himbo and I need more Draco and Regulus interactions ♥
Vows by MorlayWritings regulus getting closer withxenophilius lovegood (romantically)
Party games and plaid PJ's by redhairedPadfoot everyone's a gay disaster, jegulus wolfstar the works, cute
For here you are, standing there, loving me (whether or not you should) by OptimisticDinosaur Sound of Music wolfstar AU, it's just, soooo goooood. and Regulus is a cutie patootie side character that's secretly a main character, just doing his best to protect his brother, his brother's 9 adopted kids, and his brother's new boyfriend
The Beginning Of An End And The Start Of a Story (One-shots) by StarRatzz various one shots, i only read a few so far but the writing is good
Strikers (takes two) by aureusprongs muggle uni football trans regulus slowburn jegulus ♥♥♥♥♥ im loving it
Pirates, Parrots, and Pining (oh my) by OptimisticDinosaur sirius faked his death, run of to the sea to join the pirates, and can't stop flirting with a fellow captain remus lupin. mastermind matchmaker Peter. james is living his best life. regulus has a cute little role of "OMFG SIRI WE FAKED YOUR DEATH STOP USING YOUR REAL NAME FFS". def check it out.
Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk regulus so bamf he went insane, first he ended voldy and now he's cooming for Dumbledore because dumbles is a little warmongering bitch. also slow repairing of his relationship with sirius, tonnes of trauma, slowburn jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller getting their shit together.
Basilisks, Boggarts and Boyfriends (oh my) by OptimisticDinosaur sirius has custody of little harry and needs his house clean of all critters and dark magic. only, the exterminator, Remus, is fucken CUTE and harry adores him. Really, what other choice does sirius have than to smuggle various creatures back inside grimmauld place so that remus has to come back? CUTE AF
Lead Me Into the Light by third_crow regulus needs to get rid of a creepy ex, scores a new boyfriend in the process. jegulus
SUGAR HIGH by IvyCore RICH JAMES (RICH) SUGAR BABY REGULUS I REPEAT JAMES PAYS BIG BUCKS FOR REGULUS TO BE MEAN TO HIM AND THEY FALLIN LOVE AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEIR PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP TRAUMAS TO FIGHT FOR THEIR LOVE
Pretty by rsbarelle Regulus' boyfried is pretty. the first year said so
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