#Double Rig

[furiousgoldfish]

How many of these 'rules for thee but not for me' have your abusive parents enforced on you?

I am allowed to criticize you, insult you, humiliate you and put you down in front of others. If you ever as much as imply I do anything wrong, or make me look bad in front of anyone, I will end you.

I am allowed to be aggressive, loud, intimidating, forceful and violent. You're not allowed to use force even in self defense, otherwise you are the abusive one, and how dare you.

I am allowed to need attention, comfort, appreciation, admiration, praise, reassurance, resources, time, energy, and everyone's support, at all times. If you ever need any of this, not only you are a burden but you're taking away attention that could have been mine and I need it more than you do. You do not deserve any of it.

I am allowed to make mistakes, to do harm with 'good intentions', to make human error and do things completely wrong. Everyone needs to give me a benefit of the doubt and forgive me immediately. If you ever make something I decide is a mistake, not only I will assume you had the worst intentions, but I will punish you severely for it and make you feel like you're the worst failure ever born.

I am allowed to control you completely. I can forbid and deny you anything, even food. I say what you do and when you do it, and you have to do it regardless of how rude I am asking it. If you ever even ask me to do something you need me to do, I will act like you are unreasonable, selfish and trying to take something away from me.

I am allowed to be emotional, whiny, complain, rant, threaten, wallow and cry. You are not allowed to show any emotions or you're spoiled, whiny, insufferable and unworthy of human society.

I am allowed to be seen as human and reasonable, all my actions excusable, and nobody is ever allowed to forget that I have emotions and that it's wrong to blame me for anything. You are not allowed any of this, you don't get to be taken seriously, and all of your actions are inexcusable. I can forget you're human and that you have emotions and it still makes me better than you.

I am allowed to hurt you if you do anything that irritates or annoys me even a little, even if you did it unknowingly and were just being a human. If you ever hurt me, even accidentally, you are a demon, worst child alive, and deserve to burn in hell forever.

I can take any revenge against you and it's justified. If you even consider any kind of revenge, you're evil.

I can forget that you exist and not care at all how my decisions affect you and your life. If you ever make a decision without considering my feelings first, you are the most selfish, disgusting, deprived and evil person who lives only to cause me harm.

My anger directed at you is righteous. Your anger directed at me is selfish, ungrateful, spoiled, deranged, out of control, disgusting, dangerous, makes you evil.

If I ever show contempt at you, you are supposed to still rationalize it as 'love'. If you ever as much as look at me wrong, I will take it as an expression of utter unreasonable hatred and disrespect.

I deserve respect, regardless of what I do to you. You don't deserve respect, and you never will, regardless of what you do for the rest of your life.

I am intelligent, and my every decision is superior to any of yours. You will never be intelligent, your every decision will be considered stupid until you do exactly as I tell you to.

I decide who you are and how are you to be treated. You don't get to decide, not for yourself, not for me. You will perceive me how I tell you to perceive me. I will perceive you as unlovable and awful no matter what you do, and you must perceive yourself this way too.

You must center me in your life. You are completely irrelevant to me and exist solely to make me look good, give me benefits of labour and love and to avoid making any trouble for me. If you try to do otherwise I will attack you as if you are the worst creature existing who is a burden to everyone alive.

Guests and relatives are here to give attention to me. You are not allowed attention and should instead be there as a servant/make me look good.

It is never my fault how I react to you, or even for what I do to you unprovoked. It is always your fault how you react to me, and you are further responsible for all of my actions and emotions as well. Nobody is responsible for your emotions, you might as well not have any.

I am not responsible for my own violence. You are responsible for my violence, and for violence of other people towards you.

I deserve everything I ever wanted from parenthood and raising a child, and only good parts too. If anyone tries to make me go through any unpleasant part, they're stupid or evil. You do not deserve even the basics of a normal childhood, instead you need to be the toughest kid alive if you want to survive.

I can be sensitive to every little hint, implication or face expression. You are not allowed to be sensitive even to the most crude and humiliating remarks or insults. You are not allowed to even have a problem with threats, blackmail or violence.

Whatever bothers me is a real and serious issue. Whatever bothers you is superficial, unimportant, made-up, you dramatizing and you seeking attention. Your problems are not real.

I cannot be compared to anyone for I am unique and special. You can be compared to the most despicable monsters, criminals, predators, and other groups of people that I consider disgusting.

If I am sick, it's a tragedy. If you are sick, stop pretending and get to work. And it's also your own fault and how dare you be sick only to force me to tolerate you being in bed and otherwise ignore you. You've done this on purpose to make me worry.

If I'm hurt, no measure is big enough to comfort me, bring justice back into the world, ensure revenge and correct whatever evil hurt me. If you're hurt, you deserved it, and you're probably just making it up anyway.

Taking care of me is your responsibility. Taking care of you is nobody's chore and you're selfish for wanting it.

My problem are your problems, and you are responsible for fixing them, even when you can't possibly do anything about them. Your problems are irrelevant and nobody cares.

You have to make me look good even at the price of truth, free will, and your own sanity. I can make you look bad in front of others for fun and amusement.

If you're inconvenient to me, I have every right to hate you, hurt you and do anything in the world to force you to change whatever is bothering me. If I'm inconvenient to you, adjust, and keep silent.

[thegreatyin]

it's so tragic that fallen london doesn't have cellphones. the jovial contrarian would've done numbers on twitter

[iamhereinthebg]

Finally a good fcking chapter

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Pacific Rim (2013)

[keatxu]

just playing som e"the bidnign of isaac"

cool game 🦈👍

[stemmmm]

@soupoftheday's Lemon Lime!!!

her rigging and weighting could use a lot of work so she's a bit uhhhhhhhhhhhh... but if I have to do more complicated rigging right now I'll lose my mind so!!!! for now she's done!!!

[ultimateoptimus]

Young Frogman Fubblegum

Full Title: "Young Frogboy Finn And Young Froggirl Princess Bubblegum"

An aquadorably retro Frogman Fubblegum piece of mine starring Young Finn Mertens and Young Princess Bubblegum as young Water Park Prank Scuba School Students - both age 13 - set in the days of the episode "Too Young" and the setting and story of "Water Park Prank", all suited and geared up in their unique and colorful wter park swimwear and scuba gear and ready for SCUBAdventure, be it in the deep ends of the Olympic size and depth school swimming pools and water park pools through deep diving tanks through Pre-'Shroom Wars and Post-'Shroom Wars Flooded Underwater Dungeons to the great open waters of the beaches and oceans of the land of Ooo, the Islands of Man and the waters beyond as two of the bravest little kids who ever adventured out in the world... and perhaps under the waters of the world find and embrace True Young Love.

Young Finn the Retrofuture Replica Four-Color Hero-Frogboy is clad in his Young Helper's Boys' One-Piece Beachbody Swimwear, Swim Gloves, Swim Socks and white Young Helper's Swim Cap and Swim Goggles, Young Helper's Dive Sword Sheath with the Finn Sword from the Future, Young Helper's ABC Kit (Mask, Snorkel, Fins) and Young Helper's Horsecollar Autoinflating Dive Vest with Mini-Air Bottle, Breathable Air Cartridge and SCUBAllute Inflators, Hardshell Backpack Double Air Tank and Double Hose Regulator SCUBA Rig and Young Princess Bubblegum the Japanese Anime Hi-School Hi-Tek Froggirl is clad in her Young Princess' Girls' One-Piece Racing Swimwear, Swim Gloves and Young Princess' Royal Crown Swim Cap and Swim Goggles, Young Princess' Swim Kickboard, Young Princess' Dive Mask and Dive Fin Socks, Young Princess' Girls' Dive Jacket with Breathable OxyCola Air Cartridge and SCUBAllute Inflators, OxyCola Bottle Banana Hardshell Air Tank and Snorkelator SCUBA Rig.

Oh yes: and Young Frogboy Finn's and Young Princess Bubblegum's SCUBA Rigs are equipped with both Breathable Air-Inflated Rapid Ascent Dive Jackets and SCUBAllutes, need I remind you.

Frogboy Finn's Emergency Dive Vest Inflator Ripcord is located on the bottom edge of his horsecollar vest and his SCUBAllute Inflator Ripcord on the front pocket of the vest - both right handed. Froggirl Bubblegum's Emergency Dive Jacket and SCUBAllute Inflator Ripcords are on her Banana Hardshell's front-facing side - the left-hand ripcord deploys her SCUBAllute and the right-hand one her Dive Jacket.

And both Frogboy Finn and Froggirl Bubblegum know what time it is...

"ADVENTURE TIME!!!"

@aae-demon-zone333

@ppgxrrblove

@fubblegummers

@fubblegumappreciation

[antirepurp]

do not ask what the tri count is i don't wanna talk about how high the tri count is

close-up for deets :)

[spacetrashpile]

bdubs and impulse in episode 1 of double life remain the funniest part of the whole series to me. they’re the first soulmate pair to figure it out, and they spend the entire time falling head first into bits. scar calls them lovebirds when they figure it out and every time they run into someone afterwards bdubs makes a point to tell the person in question they’re in love, which impulse immediately corroborates. ren asks when the wedding is and the immediate answer is ���we already had it” and now they’re married forever when they literally found out they were soulmates 10 minutes ago. they spend far too much time talking about third life and “you’re not gonna betray me right?” for any happy couple considering how third life ended. despite the fact that bdubs has spent the last 20 minutes talking about how in love with impulse he is he goes about putting their beds next to each other in the world’s most awkward way and impulse has to reassure him it’s fine the whole time. within the next 10 minutes he cheerfully tells impulse he would die for him. people keep showing up at their doorstep and dying. they’re building a mid century modern house because they’re newly weds. sure whatever boys glad you’re enjoying your minecraft husband.

[inklingofadream]

came across sth and steamed again abt how i think stem stuff should be more closely tied to the shop-and-home-ec bits of jr high and hs classes

literally the ONE place i've used a WHOLE BUNCH of math stuff that otherwise feels completely inapplicable to real life (as presented in story problems about insane fencing set ups etc) is sewing. like SO MUCH of the geometry stuff, even in fairly basic sewing. holding a little bag you made in your hand is a final product that feels more accomplished than a good score on a math test, and I'm willing to bet a lot of people who couldn't mesh well with the default presentation would fare much better with that sort of personal experience integration. and there's TONS of stuff like that

it just. aaaahhhhhh

[tonyglowheart]

another confession: I purchased. a string of turtles plant. online.

!! in my defense !!!! they look like!!! strings!!!! of turtles!!!

...ig.ignore the other plants in the order-

[ninetwelves]

the best part of the all stars seasons is the quality of drag/the queens/the runways/the fucking lore and drama/the runways/the relationships and dynamics the worst part are the results/rules/fuckery/riggery

[storm-demon]

hit a bit of general burnout lately but I went back to modeling and I'm makin progress

[4giorno]

they are so cute <3333 yeah ignore me im just getting emotional abt this sweet fun date at the circus

[cryptvokeeper]

I honestly don’t think there’s voter fraud however If there is and I find out it was Donnie people committing it I’m burning this whole building to the ground

[witchlywonders434]

This is what the bottom of the Sea of Black Tears looks like: