#Dope Calypso

[bdpst24]

Megjelent a Dope Calypso új albuma

Megjelent a Dope Calypso új albuma

“Ha Billy Idol cyberpunk lemeze sikeres lett volna, ilyen dalokat írtak volna neki”  Korábban két single és két teljesen más hangulatú, de mindenképp a “mit is láttam az elmúlt három percben” érzést keltő videoklip látott napvilágot a Dope Calypso most megjelenő Giddy Up című lemezéről. Az anyag kicsit visszanyúl a kezdetekhez, azokhoz az időkhöz, amikor a zenekar még az Index dalversenyét is…

[pahatarcarabosse]

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I didnt know that I'd be drawing Calypso angst, but i like to procrastinate with my uni homework. Hope yall like it

[bubble-masquerade]

can i get a checkup for your oc? gotta make sure they're in good health for the competition!

Of course! There's four kids! One of them bites though. Anything specific you need to know?

[lunarfly-studios]

People be talkin’ about a Warrior!Penelope AU and that’s super dope and based we love to see it, but you know what I want?

I want an AU where like 2-3 years into Ody’s time spent on Calypso’s island, Hermes goes up to Penelope and is like

“HEEEEEY girl what’s up? So good news is your husband’s alive. :D Bad news is he’s being held prisoner on a magic island by a goddess who’s trying to sleep with him. :< But don’t worry, he’s been 100% faithful to you while he’s been gone; if it makes you feel better, he’s been actively telling her to fuck off this whole time. So ya know. Do with that information what you will.”

And Penelope’s just quietly seething like

“…Ah. I see. Thank you for letting me know. …Guess a bitch is gonna die tonight.”

So she gears up, loads up a ship, warns everyone not to try to steal the throne while she’s gone, and goes off with teen!Telemachus on a quick trip across the ocean to go rescue Odysseus and maybe bash Calypso’s head in if they can fit it in

Calypso and Odysseus are just on the island doing their very depressing thing when they suddenly hear boss music on the horizon

It takes him a minute but he quickly realizes “OH SHIT THAT’S MY WIFE :D” seconds before Penelope makes landfall and raises absolute hell, throws Odysseus over her shoulder and takes him home with zero divine intervention; just a sword and righteous Spartan fury

I don’t have the energy to Greek knowledge to write it rn but I would pay anything to read an AU fic like that

I would pay ANYTHING to see a Penelope v Calypso boss fight, even if it just amounts to Penelope hard staring at her and Calypso stamping her feet having a godly tantrum about it

either that or a sequel i dunno man i just wanna see Penelope being badass for her husband

[rollercoasterwords]

pandalily timewar au 👀 like this is how you lose the time war? bc if so that would be absolutely fucking dope

yes!!! this is how you lose the time war is one of the main sources of inspiration, but it's sort if a mishmash of inspiration from various sources including

this is how you lose the time war

animorphs

a history of glitter and blood

calypso + odysseus

and then just like. various sci-fi + post apolyptic influences. fucking around w time travel + cyborgs + aliens y'know. v fun <3

[adultroyalisnottaken]

Dope Calypso - Killdozer (Official Video)

[photovargacsabi]

𝕲𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖞 𝖀𝖕

[bdpst24]

Megjelent a Dope Calypso új dala és videója!

Megjelent a Dope Calypso új dala és videója!

“Halálra izzadva léggitároztam 3 akkordot 8 órán keresztül, permanens görcsbe állt kézzel” A 2010-es évek derekán a Dope Calypso igazán termékeny időszakát élte, évente jelentettek meg új lemezt – volt olyan, hogy egy éven belül kettőt is-, most viszont egy hosszabb kihagyás után jövő tavasszal jelentkeznek új anyaggal. Ennek előfutára a most megjelenő I Always Try To Make You Cry című dal, amit…

[3d10fire-damage]

Colors That Run Highlights 72

the party goes on a hike! haven't done that in a while. bittersweet

Shortly after Ana flew away, Valor received a message on her Sending Stone... from Luna. Valor then said that she apparently made Luna rather upset (Calypso was confused, considering that was sort of old news), and explained that she had messaged Luna that morning basically saying "I might die soon, so just know that I love you." Luna replied as follows:

Valor clarified that it was more of a "see you later" and added that they were currently near Avlas and may need to fight dragons soon. Calypso concluded that Valor's ex was crazy, and then Beldyr flew the group over to the newly reformed Erutan. Before they arrived at that decision, however, Fea thought to use her Ring of Water Walking to travel across the water on foot, to lessen the load on Beldyr. This was declined as it would take too long. Kattie wondered about using True Polymorph to turn someone (Egg?!) into a dragon, but this was deemed a bit extra. Calypso said flying the group over shouldn't be any sweat for Beldyr, since she's "real big." The ride over to Erutan took a number of hours, leaving the group a bit sore from having to sit astride a dragon for an extended period of time.

Once Beldyr landed, the group stretched out and Slim got to feel superior for being used to the bowlegged horse-riding feeling (something something this ass can take more than that). Erutan by the coast was... dead. Utterly void of even the smallest bits of life, and entirely uninhabited. Even the trees were weak and easily broken. At this point in history, all life in Erutan had fled north, and the damage to the continent had begun here. The party eventually settled down for the night and took watches in spite of the lack of activity. Calypso's watch bored her so greatly than she began wandering around and doing Dope Monk Shit(TM) in the trees, leaving broken branches in her wake. Fea continued to grow used to her living body and... fell asleep. Valor and Beldyr shuffled off on their own for the night.

From the next morning onward, the Breakfast Club traveled on foot through Erutan, still encountering a whole lot of nothing in the barren wastelands. Calypso complained of going crazy from boredom from looking at all the nothing, until Fea suggested she close her eyes. Calypso said she'd bump into things doing that, so Fea offered to carry her. How could Calypso argue with that?

The group talked about Ana and the state of the Heroes' Guild secretaries. Apparently some of the party thought she was the only secretary for the entire guild. There was some questioning of what was occupying the other parties in the HG this whole time, but ultimately that was chalked up to general chaos through Cordias. One night the party indulged in Girls' Night, which of course also included Slim and Egg. Calypso convinced Egg that Girls' Night was the path of a true warrior, and did his hair while Valor provided him with teeny tiny cucumbers for his eyes and a teeny tiny face mask. Egg even performed some karaoke, including Single Ladies. God bless.

Soon the party arrived at the town of Denal... which was also deserted. There wasn't even anything worth looting, really. Just broken down carts, scraps of belongings deemed unimportant, and no sign of anyone remaining in town. It was eerily quiet.

The party stopped by a nearby river before another day of traveling, and thus got a chance to freshen up in the water (which was empty of fish, by the way). Due to the de-clothed nature of this outing, Fea was reintroduced to a particular phenomenon of her newly-alive body and spirited Calypso away into the evening and despite her short fuse Calypso was very happy and supportive. After some traveling, the group noted that the landscape had been getting more lively and green, as nature usually appears. They arrived at the town of Nost, where things appeared to be abandoned much like Denal, but then Fea spotted three little flames of lifelight inside one of the houses.

Calypso, professional door knocker, knocked on the door. The person that answered the door was a rabbit lady with her two small children. She was very cautious and wary of the group, though she wasn't fully scared off by Fea's shaky charisma roll (even with her new body, she's still a bit spooky, being a voidling, basically-- especially in Erutan, a country under attack by the Abyss). Luckily the rest of the party coaxed the woman, Rea, into allowing them into her home. The real hard hitter though was Valor with some carrot-shaped Goodberries.

With the group inside and half of them preparing food for everyone, the party spoke a bit with Rea. Apparently she had fled north like the rest of Nost's population, but very recently the word from Draconia was that Erutan was now safe and everyone could return to their homes. Rea and her kids had been among the last to flee Nost, and so they managed to get back to Nost before anyone else. The party found it a little hard to explain that Erutan was in the future now.

Fea offered to fix up Rea's home, as there were some leaks in the roof. Since Slim was busy cooking, Kattie used Mending to patch up the leaks, which Rea appreciated. She was also rather impressed by the fact that Kattie was a practitioner of magic. Valor and Kattie continued to bond with Rea's kids, lavishing them with Goodberries and music.

The next morning, the party set about their usual routines, though also accommodating for Rea and her children. Calypso took the kids out for some good old fashioned Running Around Outside, until they heard some strange, scary noises. Sensing danger in the lizard-like vocalizations, Calypso scooped up the kids and hauled ass toward the house. She was being chased by, of all things, velociraptors.

Calypso hurried over to Rea to give the babies over to their mama. The rest of the group mobilized and got ready for a battle. Kattie provided the sick fight theme and Destructive Waves, and there were some rad combo moves-- including when Calypso got one of the raptors by the jaws and put it into a sort of headlock, then Valor shot it right through the vitals with an arrow that stopped just short of Calypso's vitals.

So apparently, Erutan is a little like Jurassic Park. Good to have learned. After everything settled back down, the group said farewell to Rea and her babies and got back on the road to Draconia. That next night, during first watch, Valor spotted a group of eyes in the darkness, glowing like animals' eyes do, and she waved. The owners of the eyes never approached, which was good, because the other two that took watches have very middling Perception rolls.

Finally, as the Breakfast Club got closer and closer to Draconia at the center of Erutan, they began to see people. People in droves, returning to their homes in the southern regions of the continent-- people of many animal varities, such as foxes, deer, and dogs. Calypso only kinda rubber necked at the dog people. The group also spotted a tabaxi mother and daughter, bickering about whether or not it was actually safe to go back home. The daughter insisted it was strange that Draconia's leadership so suddenly decided that the Abyss wasn't a threat anymore. By a stroke of luck, the party managed to encounter Perepi-- the author of the journal that led them to Erutan in the first place-- and her mother.

Valor went over to reassure them that things were safe, and Perepi was clearly putting on a tough kid front in order to protect her mother. Once they were sure this was Perepi, they gave her back the journal she had written, and she was very happy to have it back. Luckily they managed to do this without exploding the kid's mind with the fact that her journal had sat around for a gazillion years and was now back in her hands through what's effectively time travel. Valor bid them farewell with some Goodberries-- though Perepi refused, and her mother took them instead.

And soon enough, the party stood before the gates of Draconia, the capital of Erutan...

and to conclude, here's a haiku:

what is with caly and having sex in forests? that makes two nickels

[manwalksintobar]

Hollywood // Bob Kaufman

Five square miles of ultra-contemporary nymphomania, Two dozen homos, to every sapiens, at last countdown, Ugly Plymouths, swapping exhaust with red convertible Buicks, Twelve-year-old mothers suing for child support, Secondhand radios making it with wide-screen TV sets, Unhustling junkies shooting mothball fixes, insect junk, Unemployed pimps living on neon backs of Unemployed whores.

Bisexual traffic lights, red-faced, with green shades, Fastest guns in video West slinging lisps with slowest fairies in ivy East. Unlit starlets seeking an unfilled galaxy, with an opening, Ranch Market hipsters who lost their cool in gradeschool, Yesterday idols, idle, whose faces were made of clay.

Horrible movie-makers making horrors that move, Teenage, were-kids, hot-rockers, rolling with the blows, Successful screen writers drinking down unsuccessful screams, Plastic beatniks in pubic beards, with artistically dirtied feet, Recreated Jimmy Deans, pompadours looking for sports-car mothers, Sunset strippers, clothed to the hilt--and no further.

San Francisco poets looking for an out place, looking way out of place, Televised detectives getting waves from television defectives, Disc jockeys with all-night shows and all-day habits, Bored Fords, with nothing in their future but grease jobs, Hindu holymen with police records clear back to Alabama, Mondrian-faced drive-ins featuring hamburger-broiled charcoal, Served in laminated fortune cookies.

Channel Something piano players down to their last mom, Down-at-head pot-smokers with down-at-heel eyes, Death-faced agents living on ten percent of nothing, Lady painters with three names having one-man shows of expensive framing, Unemployed Broadway actors with nothing to offer but talent, trying to look stupid,

In-group sick comedians, a lot sicker than their comedy, REAL SICK, No coast jazz musicians uncommitted, waiting to be committed, Scoopy columnists with two punctuation marks, both periods, Native-son Woodmen of the West, utterly convinced that Donald Duck is Jewish, Legions of decency borrowing their decency from the Legion, Impatient Cadillacs trading in their owners, for more successful models,

Lanky Calypso singers, caught with their fads down, trapped in beat coffee cups, With small-chested actresses, bosomed out by the big breast scene, Unsympathetic dope-peddlers, who refuse to honor credit cards, Carping critics refusing to see what's good, just because it isn't present, Lonely old De Mille-divorced God, seeking a new producer With a couple of rebuilt commandments . . . Hollywood I salute you, artistic cancer of the universe!

[penhive]

May 11, 2023

Still Life Prose

Still life prose is a new avant garde style of writing fiction which is almost similar to still life painting and in it objects become a colorful, figurative, epiphany of writing.

Still Life Prose of sunset

The carpet of the sky grinned with red, orange and purple colors. The sky was dancing with the colors of various things, like beasts, monsters, goblins, nymphs, and also sky displayed the abstract painting of Picasso’s cubes. The sky was a hazy bard echoing colors in the fantasy of words. I encountered the sky with a playful poetic epiphany. The sky is a picturesque canvas of doped impressionism. Clouds were a moving aperitif of a dancing calypso. Art embedded in me like a playful poem.

Still Life Prose of an overflowing bottle

Water overflowed from the bottle and it resembles strands of DNA.

[hybridmindthoughtsreloaded]

Violent Soho - Dope Calypso

[itttsarkanyokvannak]

Dope Calypso - The Boys Are Tight

[halommosatlan]

érdekesen alakul eddig az október

[orrmanyos]

Szóval az egyik legjobb barátom és koncertremenős-utazós bajtársam, Zsombi intézett a Rotaractos sátron keresztül magának ingyen FOO bérletet és tegnap le is stoppolt Pécsig. Mindezt végig tudósította nekem a szobámba.

Ja és miután Keret Szülihaton közös abszintozást nyert a tombolán a Dope Calypsoval, ami egy héttel később, a debreceni koncerten le is zajlott (én meg kimaradtam, mert Racka Noise koncertet szerveztem) már olyan viszonyban van a zenekarral, hogy ő vadászta le a tegnap este elkallódott lufijaikat. Kicsit fáj azért belül nekem most

[curryvillain]

OLDIES SUNDAY: Denise Belfon Ft. MAW & Puppah Nas-T - Work (2001)

OLDIES SUNDAY: Denise Belfon Ft. MAW & Puppah Nas-T – Work (2001)

You know we had to do this. Today’s Oldies Sunday selection will be a little spicy as we take trips to Trinidad and Tobago and New York to check out MAW a.k.a. Masters At Work, Puppah Nas-T, and Denise “Saucy Wow” Belfon’s “Work“. Produced by MAW (a.k.a. Kenny Dope and Little Louie Vega) and Puppah Nas-T and released through MAW Records and Tommy Boy Records, “Work” features Soca Artist Denise…