#Doommates

[starstriix]

Jock is so tragic in the canon context for me because its like.

Jo genuinely does like brick but she’s so overcome with her pride and competitiveness to confront her emotions and she already views herself as undesirable due to not conforming to the standards of women being feminine and “pretty”. She’s already expecting to get rejected and she doesn’t know how to deal with romantic feelings so she teases and antagonizes him instead.

Jo keeps people at a distance. Its evident in the show where she has moments of showing or hinting that she does genuinely care to some extent but immediately switches and covers it up with indifference. Jo also has shown desire to indulge in romance and be viewed as pretty (which she feels like she needs to be more feminine for which is sad but a whole other discussion).

And and Brick is so drawn to her because of her confident and dominating personality but it’s hard because she keeps everyone at a distance and seems to be 100% focused on winning all the time. And I don’t think he’d have much experience with romance either (Anne maria literally states that he’s not attractive in any way) and even though they clash a lot, he genuinely does like her. And both of them don’t know how to deal with it, let alone on a tv show where they’re trying to win a million dollars, so they’re stuck in this state of bantering and competing because that’s what they know.

And they’ll forever be stuck because they never got the chance to confront that since Brick never had a second go. Meaning that Jo never understood that Brick truly liked her for her, and Brick never got that Jo genuinely liked him as well but was too insecure or caught up in her own competitiveness to acknowledge it.

And that’s what really gets me, because it’s not just the pining, but how Jock is a representation of finding someone who really gets you and appreciates you for you who are, no matter how mean or embarrassing you can be. And the lack of them having a proper conclusion or fully understanding that hurts okay it HURTS I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THEM

[character-profiles]

I swear to god. I have no damn clue how you're even here alive.

*Prof points or the table, where there's a couple of quesadilla slices already*

Eat that if you're hungry, instead of burning up my damn stuff

*he mutters to himself*

By the devs.. please help this one..

Settings/

‘ ‘it’s fineee-!’ ‘

[having one of the stove grills on max fire with pot of nothing but an inch of oil it was smoking]

‘ ‘hold on the smoke is gonna get everywhere let me get the smoke down-‘ ‘

[he said holing a bucket of meat he found. Perched ontop the bucket was a basket full of spices lazily thrown on them. Getting a bowl of ice cold water he was planning to throw the water into the hot hot oil]

@settinggeneral

What the fuck is wrong with you

This is actually fucking insane-

*Prof rushes over to turn down the heat and keep the ice away*

[jevilowo]

List of Tf2 inconsistenties that piss me off

Bc its 1am and im staying awake while beloved mutual Jo livetexts me while they watch venom (I'd tag them but they blocked tf2 tag)

The timeline presented in the Shakespearicles post. Just read it yourself its sosisoso frustrating

The claim in the Shakespearicles post that mankind gave up inventing until 1921. What do you call Radigan in the 1890s then idiot.

Different claims on Merasmus' age (older than the universe in doommates, vs 6000ish in the lore comics) (this means the universe is 5999ish i guess okay)

Scout claims in comic 4 that he met Ms Pauling 6 years ago. Medic claims the mercs have shared "at least" 8 halloweens together. Despite both of these, the catch up comics imply the gravel wars with our mercs only took place over one summer. The first two are supposed to be meta jokes I think (ms pauling debuted in the war update comic, 2009, 5 years before comic 4 [miscalculations again??], and the first scream fortress was also 2009, 8 years before comic 6) but come onnnn be consistentttt.

Australian women had moustaches in the 1890s, but Mags doesn't? I've blamed this on long term Australium Depletion but its still annoying.

Saxton Hale claims its 2010 on the mannconomy update page, but the corresponding comic takes place in the 60s. I'm presuming this means the comic takes place on a different part of the timeline from Saxton’s notes but okay.

The crazy wild Australium retcon. So Sniper was created in 2007 to be australian. Then they invented Saxton Hale for Spy vs Sniper in 2009. Then people liked him so he became important. So in 2010, the engineer update invented Australium (although it was alluded to as early as the classless update a bit before that) and the corresponding comic claimed it made all australians buff. Despite this, in 2011 Sniper's parents were given very not buff, probably bc the artist was hella rushed at the time and had no time to reread the engineer update stuff. Then the comic writer remembered scrawny bastard Sniper was Australian, although maybe the regular writers were cooking excuses for that before then. So we got the New Zealand excuse in 2014 (im pretty sure), but that still didn't explain away his parents looking normal. Thus, my australium depletion theory. Valve should just hire me at this rate smh.

Silas Mann. They were setting him up to be somewhat important I'M SURE OF IT. They even retconned a mann co "quarterly concern" from the classless update to include his name for the engineer update! And they changed the cover slightly. Can't tell if this is a retcon or some abandoned "they tried to cut him out of history" sideplot thingy to explain how Silas became the Horsemann. I'm still holding out hope he returns in comic 7.

Abe Lincoln died two different ways and still became a mercenary? I excuse this as he faked his death a little too well (some blueprints imply it in the engineer update)

Speaking of, a coin claiming he invented the rocket jump despite MY BOY SHAKESPEARICLES. GAH.

This is just off the top of my head, mind you, and i haven't finished lore research. Expect many more grievances.

But yeah no in conclusion the writers need a calculator and also to consult each other more often so they don't contradict each other

[hezekiah-wideawakely]

Magnus Archives Doommates AU: After the events of mag200, those most intimately connected to their patrons end up Somewhere Else. Specifically Jon Sims, Martin Blackwood, Annabelle Cane, and Oliver Banks. And they all become roomies. The dynamic between them would be so fucking funny. Jon and Martin are obviously together, Oliver doesn't have any ill-will towards any of the others, Martin is jealous of Oliver, and Jon and Martin will probably never be comfortable living with Annabelle. Hijinks ensue.

[tf2heritageposts]

hiya cheavy!!, I was wondering what is your personal favourite side tf2 comic (like the halloween ones, those are my favourite :- ) )

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

doommates and smissmas story

[histrionicscribbler]

oh my god they were doommates...

guys hear me out.

slay the princess narrator x the stanley parable narrator

[navvyu]

An: Thanks for requesting! this definitely took longer than i thought it would, kinda rushed so it might be trash. also i had to rewrite lilia's like 3 times bc im horrible at writing him lmao 〒▽〒

Vice-Housewardens with a yandere! Male! Reader pt 2

*Not beta read

part one here!

Warnings: implied stalking, implied murder/violence, creepy behavior(?), kidnapping (all by reader)

Includes: Trey, ruggie, jade, Jamil, rook, lilia

Trey

Trey definitely felt something to be off, but he really didn't know how to deal with it

though it was good that his dorm members weren't causing such a fuss all the time, it was concerning that the more problematic students seemed to disappear out of thin air

be started to get worried for his doommates so he intended to be around them more but it was just making the situation worse

so he did what he thought was logical, he pushed other people away to see if students would start disappearing, it ultimately lead up to him being captured though

trey attempted to try and manipulate you, failing miserably

overall he doesn't try very hard to escape but he still tries every now and again

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Ruggie

ruggie, being who he is was a bit confused upon finding fresh food left at his doorstep...multiple times.... in one day

thought it was incredibly odd, he greatly took the food

and the (seemingly) last dish of the day add an odd taste and it made him light headed

when held in captivity, it depends on how you treat him.

if you treat him well (lots of food, heating & cooling, etc) he would be less inclined to escape

but if you are rougher with him, he'll try to escape almost immediately

either way he wouldn't be afraid to bite or scratch at you

he would never once stop trying to escape, but his attempts got a lot more spaced out

"Won't you let me go? Ive got places to be!"

Jade

jade originally somehow didn't notice anything amiss at first, he was just happy finding that his terrariums were thriving more than usual and floyd was othering him less

but eventually he picked up on some... odd behaviours

so he attempted to launch his own "private" investigation, wich made it increasingly easy to obtain him

depending on if you give jade a water container or not,

A) If you have a water container he would constantly be banging on the glass or trying to break it

B) If you don't have a water container he would try and bite you or hit you, he would also refuse to drink potions that let him keep his human form

though Jade is persistent, he could live alone and not bother you but he will try and be as big an inconvenience as possible

"You are honestly so disgusting, you fiend."

Jamil

jamil immediately noticed changing behaviour of his dormembers, along with somebody watching him almost every hour of the day

jamil was constantly on guard at all hours of the day, but he noticed that the feeling of being watched disappeared when he was near you so he absentmindedly gravitated towards you (it made it alot more easy to corner him)

in captivity Jamil is aggressive both physically and verbally

he is constantly trying to escape no matter how long he's with you (unless if you mentally break him, but thats gonna take a while...)

he may lay off more physically later but he wont stop insulting you as long as he can talk

"Your a person. How could you do this?"

Rook

rook, though an adept hunter, could not for the life of him pinpoint who was constantly watching him

even if he was aware of somebody obsessively stalking him, he didn't know if it was out of hatred or love, so he was often on guard

it was hard trying to get rook into captivity, but eventually you can lure him away from other people and knock him out

while under your 'care', he'd try to convince you he's trust worthy enough for you to let him go

rook often attempts to persuade you to do something so he can get an opening to attack or harm you

eventually he turns to insulting you to see how far your willing to go

rook ends up just shutting up and refusing to talk, eat, drink water, and other necessary things

"I hope you succumb to death, so i wont have to deal with your cruelty."

Lilia

lilia was definitely hurt when diasomnia members started avoiding him out of the blue

but at least some of the kids were more willing to try his food!

was definitely one of the harder people to capture and contain due to his hyperness

lilia doesn't like being confined, so he'd try and escape often

since lilia has probably been in a situation similar to this, it'd be VERY hard to keep him contained but if you somehow were able to; he would constantly be trying to escape wither you were there or not

he truly never gives up on trying to escape, but he mellows out and just watches you everytime your near him

"..."

[stump-salsa]

‘And they were doommates’

- My brother

[korrolrezni]

They were roommates? No. They were doommates!

[hiveswap]

Friends and mutuals i need anime recommendations because my doommates want to make a combined list of what all of us wants to watch but i have no idea whats out there these days

[teethpasteart]

I made an OC to be the anti-Tumblr sexyman. Introducing Simon Smith, the main character of Doommates!

[character-profiles]

*Prof takes a moment to consider this*

Alright. Sounds like a good deal, what are the questions?

Settings/ [he winced once more as he got kicked in the ribs by unskilled. laying on the floor he groaned and rolled over face up] ' 'professorrrr, come close- i have something to tell you!' ' [he whispered being dramatic] @settinggeneral

*Prof sighs*

*he approaches Settings, but sits on the side of the bed*

So. You gonna drop the stuff you took?

[new-employeeamillion]

What are the worst episodes form 2023? least bad to really bad

In the ���underwhelming tier”, I’d put

-The Ghost’s Tribunal (Mina and the Count) (least bad)

-The Loose Screw (Wander Over Yonder)

In the “run-of-the-mill bad tier”, it’d go

-My Bodyguards (Catscratch)

-Grounded (Ben 10: Alien Force)

-Driffloon on the Wind (Pokémon DP)

-The Sting (The Legend of Korra)

-The Impractical Joker (My Little Pony Tales)

-Doommates (The X’s)

-Teddy Bears’ Picnic (Tiny Toon Adventures)

-Crashcourse in Crime (Inspector Gadget)

-Surely You Jesto (Mighty Magiswords)

-Preschool Daze (Rugrats)

-The Problem With Billy (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

And the “truly awful tier” would be

-Tasty Paste (Quack Pack)

-Quacky Birthday (T.U.F.F. Puppy)

-What Price Dignity!? Cheap! (Brandy & Mr Whiskers)

-A Brown Thanksgiving (The Cleveland Show) (worst)

I’m always weary of breaking my opinions down into tiers, but for this one, I wanted to convey all the different flavours a “worst episode” can come in. I’m also weary of making these lists into videos anymore, because I don’t want to spend any more time watching and writing about some of these, and I don’t want to be seen by outsiders as a Mr. Negative persona.

[dmnsqrl]

If we're all in this cursed timeline together

does that make us all doommates?

[dengekiboys]

The X's - "Doommates"