#Doobie time

[usernamestoner]

~22-10-24~

Was a lovely smoke on this cold night 🌃

[thatsbelievable]

[rslgatekeeper]

if he looked at me like that i would actually collapse on the spot and have the trajectory of my life changed forever

[systarkitty]

can any body hear me.....hello............

[cometcats-fr]

Another guy... Wastewalker! A buddy and a pal and a menace (to me)

[napoftustar]

your_home_숩 ☆

[ph-cutie]

whenthe :)

[banesberry-anomoly]

This just in: Jesus and a tree smoke the FATTEST blunt ever

Hayes belongs to @ooorgeorge

[appallinnballin]

my friend bought a lamp from me so in return I drew a few of her faves from memory

[ohmygenz-ie]

I got my haircut the other day and I got bangs now🏳️‍⚧️

[nice-bright-colors]

Tonight’s PSA:

Electric Wheelchairs are Heavy

So we went out for a quick walk around the neighborhood. It had started to sprinkle/ drizzle a little so we decided to cross the street and shorten up our walk.

There was a lady out walking her dog, and The Wife™️ heard her groan and gasp. Upon further investigation she was wearing oxygen, and her electric wheelchair had fallen off the sidewalk on the left hand wheels. There was probably about 3 inches between the grass and top of sidewalk.

The Wife™️ suggested this wasn’t the time to go “off-roading”. The lady struggled to stand and step away from her chair. Then I offered to help get it back on the sidewalk. There was only one place to grasp on the rear axel. So I grasped, squeezed, squeezed even more, then pushed my feet into the ground to get this thing off the grass and onto the sidewalk.

Then I held her dog, who graciously sniffed me to make sure I was ok, while she got back in the chair. I never thought to ask how much the thing weighed. As we kept walking my right flank, left lower back, and left testicle are in some moderate pain.

Good news: I didn’t vomit, have a bloody nose, nor have I pissed any blood.

Bad news: I Googled how much this bad boy weighs:

Mind you, I only lifted the left side up about 6 total inches. However, I did it with only my right hand.

This fucking thing is a tank, weighing in at 450 lbs. I’ve done my good deed for the day, week, and possibly the entire month.

[justmeinatree]

forever grateful my son is still too young to understand how much of an idiot his father is

[northwestofinsanity]

Very low-quality pictures of the most forgotten REO album era

[saenora]

BECAUSE U ASKED ME THIS QUESTION ILL REVERSE IT TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOU AND SAE DO 😡😡😡🫶🏻🫶🏻

AAAHH!! DOOBYY!! THIS IS GONNA BE LONG...

Sae and me... *CLENCHES FIST...* 🤭🤭

US? POLAR OPPOSITESS!! but yk how opposites attract its lwk the same.. but out ship goes from bffs to fwb to lovers!! .... BAAH HE IS A HEARTBREAKERR YOU KNOW DOOBYY!! BUT BABY WAS FINEASS DRUNK WHEN HE CONFESSED.. KISSEd me and passes out... had to carry him to the room >.< (HE IS HEAVY) our first date was even worse of a disatster...🤭

its a long distance! SO ALOT OF IS JUST US VC AND FINDING TIME BETWEEN TIMZEONES!! but when he is here.. its alot of home cooked meals.. we're both bigass foodies.. we put some good jazz or old alt rock and we're slow dancing in the kicthen lights...cooking soem of his mum's recipes or trying new cuisinejdj!!

he is the first to know eveeything!! and sunrises on the beach.. i am DRIVING HIS ASS BECC HE CANT .... oof my passenger princess <33 we're both early riserss so its alot of fun!! YES ALL THE COOLDUDE PHOTOS ON HIS INSTA ARE BY ME.. he rarely posts but whatever there are i toooK THEM.

we're both anti pda so you ll mever catch us holding hands.. but we sleep half naked in bed! ALSO I RANDOMLY GRAB HIS ASS IN PUBLIC FOR FUN... and shamelessly flirt w him.. calling him daddy/princess bec he that little piuty annoyed look on him is preciouss!! he fite the urge to kill me everyday 😩😩🥹

i annoyyy him alottt!! ALWAYS PULLING SILLY PRANKS ON HIMM!! SOMETIMES I JUST KNOW HE IS GONNA GILE FOR A RESTRAINMENT ORDER AGAISNT ME!! AND SWIMMINGGSHS WE LOVE TO DO FOR SWIMSS LATE NITEE!! AND MIDNITEE SNACKING YESSS (ONLY WHEN HE ON VACATION :((( bec ge gotta take care of that OOF HOT BODY (HAVE YOU SEEEN THOSE PECKS))

*covering his ears* i am his simp... but he doenst need to know... 😩🫶

[buttfacemcgee]

Friend: *ranting about extremely stressful event that's happened today feat. a bunch of complicated feelings, desperately looking for someone to tell them everything will be okay*

Me: ruh roh! :o

[whatwasthatone]

Around 2005 to 2010, I read a middle grade novel where a young teenage girl, through unexplained means, travels back in time, and into her grandmother's life/body from when her grandmother was the same age as she was in the present day. Her grandmother's family at that time is either struggling somewhat financially, or decently stable, but in the present day, they are very poor. While the girl is in the past, she discovers that the reason for their poverty is that her great-grandparents were swindled into selling a particular portion of land that they owned, or possibly just the mineral rights of the land, and it turned out to be extremely valuable. She manages to prevent this, and when she travels back into the present, her family is very well off now.

It took place in the USA, I think in Appalachia or the surrounding area. There's a scene where the girl is trying to get out of the house, and her great-grandmother refuses to let her leave until she says that she only wants to go lend a friend of hers (Ethel?) a spool of thread, though it turns out that her grandmother had two friends by that name, and when her grandmother asks which Ethel, the girl accidentally names the Ethel who is the least convenient for her purposes (I believe the one who lived nearer to them, so the great-grandmother would expect her to be back much sooner). The girl's grandmother may have been dying of some type of chronic illness; I recall that when the girl returns to her own time, she's very surprised to see her grandmother up and walking around. Her family may also have built a library/school on their property in the timeline that the girl returns to.