#Donnie pancake lol

[curious-anon-yippee]

I FORGOT UNTIL NOW BUT HAPPY LAST FLAT FUCK FRIDAY OF 2023

Have this gem of a Gif for thine viewing pleasure

@donniesexceptionalmind @neonleonsmessymindpalace @angelo-the-doctor-of-feelings @raph-a-roni @yuichiiusagii @turtle-sister-april @veeswims @dragonsmindramblings @emerson-the-psycho @spaceacexino

[st-froy]

Baby

[bctoastyyy]

i gently hold out to you my rise tmnt sonas <3

i love banana pancakes my son my guy i need you to know that, they are silly and tired and a completely organized mess.

[thedawningofthehour]

Just wanna wish you a Happy Birthday!

Thank you! It was very nice, I went to go see the new Hunger Games movie (which fucked severely, highly recommend and is also scary amounts of relevant right now) and my mom made me pancakes for breakfast. I got a humidifier and new fuzzy pajama pants that I'm wearing right now. Got little lambies on them.

Whenever we make pancakes we always make a little one for Angel too, so

This was the stillest picture I took.

He kept chirping as he ate too, I imagine talking about how great it was.

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Shell quirks! Part 3, Donnie!

[1-2-3-4]

Donnie, you flat fuck. Pancake lookin mf. He makes for the perfect floating table when relaxing in the water (at least until he’s awake enough to murder, that is)

Ah, yes, familial urge to stack random objects on a sleeping person to see if they notice. I used to balance, like, up to five plushies on my dad’s head before he’d wake up lol

[eveandtheturtles]

"The Bath Tub Incident"

Pairing: Bayverse!Leo X You

Summary: A little mishap in your apartment ends with you needing to stay a bit with the brothers. They are curious what happened.

Rating: Strong T for some words and topic I guess lol

A/N: everyone mentioned are 20+ y.o.

A/N2: do you ever see a post on Tumblr and it is too fucking funny to not torment Leo with it? Here we go.

Tag train: @madammuffins @tinkabelle19 @leosgirl82 @sharpwindow @raphsmuneca @m1dnyt3-w0lf @pheradream-15 @kikithedreamerwriter @fyreball66 @dilucsflame33 @scholastic-dragon

"Hey, Leo?" Donnie looked at his eldest brother over the breakfast table.

"Yeah?" Leo replied then took a bite of his sandwich.

"Not that I have any business in it but I think we both are kind of wandering," Donnie took a glance at Mikey and Raph, who were now listening in like hawks. "And don't get me wrong I love your girlfriend, we all do..."

"Can you just get to the point?" Leo hated when Donnie was beating around the bush like that. He knew exactly where the genius bastard was going. He was mortified of the question but like, just get over it.

"Right, so how exactly did that bathtub brake?"

"Well, Donnie, as you said before it isn't-" Leo started, through his gritted teeth.

"We tried to have sex in it and we slipped," you cut him off.

Leo covered his face. Here it comes.

"I TOLD YOU!" Mikey jumped up banging hands on the table. He started silly dancing around the table. "I was right, I was right, oh yeah. Who's right? It's Mikey!"

Raph was too busy howling in laughter, while Donnie looked like the smuggest motherfucker on Earth.

"This is what I was trying to avoid!" Leo hissed to you.

You shrugged and stuffed your mouth with pancakes. "What were you going to tell them? That the Foot invaded my bathroom?"

The look on his face told you everything.

"Oh, my god!" You swallowed quickly not to choke on your food.

"I was going to stage things up a little!" He tried to defend himself.

"Like how?!"

"I don't know!" He threw his hands up.

Next to you Raph was crying laughing, his head on the table banding his fist on it.

"You ripped my shower fixture and bent my tub! You wanted to add more to the damage cost?!" You gaped at the audacity.

"It seemed like good idea at the time!" Leo hid his face in his hands. Hiding his shame.

"Y'all owe me 20 bucks!!" Mikey shouted from across the lair. His arms in the air. Hero posing.

"You are so lucky your dick snapped last night bc I swear to god-" You started and Leo made a whiny noise.

Donnie made a zoom on Leo's face. This was going into family archive of the most embarrassing breakfasts folder.

[onejellyfishplease]

Imagine cannon Donnie walking into the meeting room and having an existential crisis

hed be so confused and concerned lol

'what in the banana pancakes is this???'

(gets attacked by SnapDonnie)

[fungalittleweirdo]

PLS JULE, DONT EAT MIKEY!!! PLS, HE’S MY MAN. I REQUESTED FLUFF OF READER AND MIKEY WHEN HE REALIZES/STARTS GROWING HAIR. MAYBE PUT A JELLIE LEO(lol bald) IN THERE FOR FUNZIES. PLEASE JUST LET MY HUSBAND GO. CRYING AND SOBBING ON MY KNEES.

I WON'T EAT MIKEY I PROMMY !!!

this has been in my drafts since february 16 i'm so sorry riley

hey at least you saw everything i have written since then !!

anyway–

No Longer A Skinhead

"Hm, feels different," Mikey sits up and hops out of his hammock, adjusting the tie of his mask after he scratched underneath it, then begins his routinely stretches. He sits down on the floor, spreading his legs and pointing his feet, reaching over to do his usual ballet stretches for when he wakes up. His phone rings and he reaches for it, accepting the video call he was getting from you.

"Good morning, sunshine~" he sing-songs, propping his phone up and continuing to stretch, holding his arm across his plastron and switching.

"Morning Mikes, you told me you didn't have patrol last night, so I hope you slept well," your voice echoes from his phone, then a sizzle comes on from you making breakfast. Mikey hums in interest, stretching for a right split while he said he slept fairly easy.

"Whatcha makin' for breakfast, honey?" He laughs, switching to his other leg after a moment. You look up from the pan of eggs, holding up your spatula.

"Just regular eggs and bacon, toast is coming along nicely," You turn around to check the toaster oven on the other side of the kitchen, seeing your toast is almost done.

You look back at your phone to see Mikey getting up from the floor and leaving his room, the door clicking shut as he steps away from the subway car. He seems to be heading for his own kitchen, judging by the way the brick colour changes behind him. You've been to the lair so many times you can tell where the turtles are even on a regular audio call with them, just by the echo of their footsteps.

"What might you be making for breakfast, chef?" You ask playfully, taking a sip of your warm beverage you already made for yourself.

"I think I'll go for banana pancakes! Leo went to the Caribbean the other day and got a boatload of bananas somehow, so now we gotta get rid of them before they all get too ripe," Mikey scratched his head, feeling as though it's the fifth time his scalp has itched since waking up. He paid no mind to it, going on to make the pancake batter at the kitchen counter.

You turn back to your eggs and bacon, finding they finished cooking and you put them on your plate, turning to retrieve your toast, and grabbing a fork from the silverware drawer. Then you grab your phone, propping it up in front of you after you sit down at your tiny dining table. Mikey smiles at you warmly for a brief moment before going back to making pancakes, your heart beating just a little faster. You start eating while watching Mikey cook. The comfortable silence lasts until you hear the voices of Mikey's brothers over the call, laughing and bantering about whatever turtle guys their age talk about.

"So you know that trick I tried on the ramp the other day? Yeah, no, that was sick–" Leo's voice echoes through the kitchen and Donnie scoffed in retaliation. You could see Raph thumping behind Mikey like a zombie, grabbing the kettle to make some tea. Your heart warms seeing your friends having a regular morning, wishing they could have a break like the one they had last night every day. But Casey and April could only take so much vigilante-ism as humans with full time jobs in New York City. So you get it.

You spend the rest of your breakfast on video call with Mikey, Not only spending time with him but his brothers as they greet you through the phone, including you in their conversation while they have delicious banana pancakes together. After they finish, Mikey walks away to lead you back to his room, going on to get his art supplies ready. You think of how to approach your plans for the rest of the month for a moment before speaking your mind.

"I'm going out of state for a few weeks, I won't be reached through anything," you start, chewing your bottom lip. Mikey looks up from his sketchbook, giving you a curious look. "I'll be back on the thirtieth. That's Lou Jitsu night, right?" You pause, waiting for Mikey's response.

"Yeah, be there or be square!" He grins, looking back down at his sketchbook and continuing to draw. You smile softly, leaning forward to get a good look at him.

"I have to get ready for work now, so I'll see you in a few weeks, yeah?" You fiddle with a thread in your pyjamas, then get up from the couch to stretch. Mikey scratches his head again and reaches for his phone with his pencil in hand.

"Yeah! I love you! And stay safe! You know I'll find out immediately if you're not safe, okay?" Mikey smiled, but it was one of his intimidating smiles you built immunity for over the years, so you know it just means he's serious.

"Okay, I promise I'll be safe," you smile back, oozing affection so contagious it shoots another arrow through Mikey's heart, his intimidating smile washed away by a giddy one. You wave and hang up the call, then go back to your bedroom to get ready to go to work.

~

Your out-of-state trip passed, you're exhausted, and you desperately want to stay home to lay in bed for three days. But! You made your promise to attend Lou Jitsu night as soon as you got back, so you left your bags at your place and immediately went to the lair in your PJs, making sure no one saw or heard you open the manhole cover closest to it. You feel a sense of comfort wash over you when you see the familiar drain of clean water, walking over to the vault door and opening it carefully, knowing all the security precautions Donnie had put in place. You walk around, heading toward the voices you hear in the projection room.

"Leo, what are you wearing?" Raph's annoyed voice bounced off the brick.

"My new trademark pegasus onesie! I got that unicorn one years ago but it has holes in it now, so I bought a new pony onesie that suits me better. It's so fuzzy and high quality, it was totally worth the price."

"A wasteful investment, dear brother. You could have gotten the Jupiter Jim Atomic Lass and Atomic Lad statuette set from Japan with that money."

You step into the room to find Leo flaunting himself as if he was on a runway wearing what indeed looked to be a pegasus onesie, the zipper zipped up just under his pectoral scutes and a hood covering his bald head. Your eyes flicker between Raph, Donnie, April, and the Caseys, but you can't see Mikey in his usual spot.

"Hey guys!" You make your presence known and everyone looks at you, immediately smiling and tackling you for a hug. You lay on the floor laughing, patting and poking everyone to get them off you as you get up from the floor, rubbing your lower back. Raph reaches out to you in worry.

"Sorry' bout that, did we hurt you too bad? We jus' missed ya," He smiles sheepishly and you shake your head.

"No! No! You guys are fine! I... I'm wondering where Mikey is," you look between them all and see that Leo had an annoyed pout on his face, arms crossed and walking away.

"He's probably in his room," Casey Jr. said, a knowing look on his face, "grooming himself to be presentable tonight."

You quirk an eyebrow at this, stepping away from everyone with a nod.

"You guys mind if I go check on him?" Everyone gave you the go ahead and you left the projection room to head down to the boys' bedrooms downstairs. You distinguish Mikey's in the darkness just by the subway car's lights being on, approaching it to knock on the door.

"I'll be up in a sec! Have you ever heard of patience–" Mikey opens the door and stops in his tracks when he sees you. You look up at him with bug eyes and a dropped jaw, reaching up and stopping, breath caught in your lungs in hesitation before Mikey gave you a nod. Fingers tangle through the short locks, feeling how soft and well taken care of his strands are. You watch his hair wrap around your fingers in wonder, reaching up to hold his face.

"Heh... I wanted this to be a surprise for when you got back..." Mikey smiles shyly, eyes flickering away from you. You pull him in for a kiss, his face warming quickly as you continue peppering kisses on his cheeks, then moving up to his scalp.

"Oh my gosh, Mikey, you look so pretty!"

You continue to dote on him, his giggles echoing around the lair as you hold him close. His heart beat out of his chest, knees feeling weak as you kiss him again, this time with a lot more vehemence. More fervency. More passion. You continue babbling about how handsome he is until someone cleared their throat behind you, turning to see Leo with his arms crossed and a portal behind him.

"I'm still more good looking than him though," Leo scoffs, smirking and leaning down to be eye-level with you.

"Last time I checked, you weren't the one growing hair," you pulled Mikey into you protectively, kissing the side of his head. His cheeks warmed again and his eyes shined brighter from your skin contact, tingles running through him. Leo rolls his eyes, gesturing toward the portal so that you all could walk through and start Lou Jitsu night.

Mikey held you close throughout the whole movie marathon, never seeming to wipe that grin off his face knowing you love him even with his new look.

[cass-phoenix]

for the ask game, two birds on a live wire sounds interesting!

Thank you!!

Well, Two Birds on a Live Wire is another disaster twin fic!

In it, Leo and Donnie go on a mission together and end up trapped as the building falls around them. (I seem to have an obsession with cave-ins. Hmm.)

Below the cut is more details because it's a bit graphic and people may not want that angst so obviously on their dash.

Leo protects Donnie to the best of his ability, curling over his brother and trying to protect him from the falling rubble. Donnie tries to protect him right back with mystic shields, but it's not exactly...

Working out.

Rocks keep on breaking through them, or Donnie forms a shield around a rock and that shatters it immediately.

So it's really just Leo's carapace protecting them both from the onslaught.

By the time it stops, Donnie is practically pancaked into the ground, and Leo is pressed on top of him, shell cracked into a billion smitheries. The only thing keeping him conscious is pure worry that something happened to Donnie.

It's not an unfounded fear, either, since Donnie lost consciousness himself and was also battered by the rocks, though more indirectly. It was more like a growing pressure around them, more and more weight pressed into him. And losing consciousness did away with his battle shell, so it's just his softshell being ground into the concrete flooring.

Leo stays awake until Raph and Mikey arrive to dig them out, the Hidden City paramedics on their way. He tells them that Donnie's hurt, and so they devote their attention to digging Donnie out of the rubble while Leo looks on an falls unconscious.

He wakes up in the Hidden City hospital, who knows how much longer, wondering where Donnie is-- And more importantly, if Donnie made it after such a harrowing experience. Even though Leo, himself, is the more hurt one.

Despite all of that, it's mostly a recovery fic, with a LOT of emotional hurt/comfort/whump. But that's the setup! And will probably be my favourite part to write, lol.

[luckycharms1701]

🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog

🔐 something no one would guess about you

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you

📝 last thing you wrote

🍌 what is one talent you wish you had

💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write

🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for

🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome?

Hehe 🫶

🖤: y'all may have noticed, i am terminally online. but on the rare occasions i'm not online, i am still online alskdgj mostly i play video games these days. when i can manage it i like to read actual books too. i am going to get back into cross stitch someday, i really enjoyed doing that

🔐: i asked des and they said that no one would guess that i like frogs, that i drive a truck for work, and that i'm a crazy driver. which. i'm not crazy i don't think. just uhhh inherited my dad's lead foot

🧟‍♀️: i um. hm. i'm not willing to talk about that, sorry. next scariest would be the time when i went on a trip to australia for three weeks and when i came back my family almost forgot to pick me up. i was 14 and it was the longest i'd ever been away, so i was already stressed, and i thought i was going to be stuck in the airport until i starved or something

📝: the last thing i wrote was the raph fic i just posted lol. but i'm working on a leo fic that will eventually hit theaters

🍌: okay. i know what everyone's going to say, but i'm going to say it anyway. i always wanted to be able to draw. i just. don't have the spatial awareness necessary for it.

💔: i think every work is important in a creator's life. creating is about the journey, and each fic i've written is a step in that journey, and i love walking. are there fics that make me cringe? absolutely. but i'm glad i wrote them anyways

🖊️: hm. i don't hate it, but i don't particularly enjoy writing for rise donnie. i write by getting into a character's head, and he is particularly hard to grasp

🌊: jesus. um. probably omegaverse. when it's well written it is very good, but all the poorly written omegaverse gives the genre a bad rap

☂️: easy. goldilocks and the fruity maple pancakes by des

🪻: okay. this is going to sound a little silly. but honestly it’s talking to people. there are more difficult things i’m going through, but i can’t say i’ve overcome them. but! there was a time in my life when i was not able to order food for myself at a restaurant. like, physically unable to. this lasted well into my teenage years. there was a time, in the not too distant past, when i could not physically bring myself to make a phone call, even one i wanted to make. these things still make me nervous and i’m not above avoiding them, but i am capable of doing them. and that’s a huge improvement! i can strike up a conversation with a stranger when before i wouldn’t have been able to open my mouth. i will be awkward and weird, but i can do it!

[fabuloustrash05]

Hello. You probably already had this, but what do you think of what would be all Tmnt 2012 characters' favorite food and drink?

I think pizza is an obvious answer for most of them lol But besides pizza…

Leo appreciates a good salad and various kinds of tea

Raph loves a double bacon cheeseburger and root beer

Mikey is a pasta guy (with extra butter) and is obsess with fruity sodas

Donnie enjoys various types of soups and coffee (obviously)

April likes PB&Js (her mom used to make them for her all the time growing up) and orange soda

Casey love’s barbecue and fried food and soda (mostly Coca Cola)

Karai loves yakisoba and drinks peppermint tea

Mona Lisa likes sushi (with A LOT of wasabi, she’s never effected by the hot taste) and likes drinking protein shakes

Shinigami likes anything with chocolate on it and really enjoys smoothies and tea

Slash is also a salad guy but mostly prefers fruit salads (bonus HC, he’s a vegetarian) and drinks mainly water

Leatherhead enjoys all of Mikey’s cooking, anything he cooks he’ll eat and thinks it’s the best food in the world (even when it isn’t to others), but he also loves gumbo.

Renet is a breakfast food girl (waffles, pancakes, omelets, bacon etc) with orange juice or milk

[bathomet-writes]

What are the funniest headcanons you have about Raph, Leo, Donnie and Mickey? (Like the most random thing that you have as headcanons for them)

idk if this is funny or just stupid but--

cereal headcanons!! 🥣🥣

raph:

he’s really not that picky when it comes to cereal, or food in general

BUT he will on occasion go crazy with cereal

just a lot of weird combos of stuff, different milks (sometimes not milk if there isn’t any left in the fridge)

has definetely tried water as a milk substitute before💀💀

he has this like…special concoction that he likes to make of chocolate peanut butter cheerios, plus chocolate milk, oat milk, and a scoop of peanut butter on top ✨

the others mock raph whenever he makes it bc it kind of looks like a nightmare lol

“don’t knock it til u try it losers” 😎😎

mikey:

mikey as we all know is a food connoisseur 👨‍🍳

BUT………due to an unfortunate memory of splinter not letting him have sugary cereal as a child, he’s since sworn off the stuff

a solemn oath to never again crave cereal 😤😤

he’s got BETTER things to eat in the morning like pancakes or bacon and eggs!!

“pfft— pathetic.” 😏😏

[judging his siblings for eating cereal when he secretly also really wants to eat cereal]

he does have cereal bars stashed away in his room tho (don’t tell anyone)

donnie:

a bit like mikey in that he has more ✨refined✨ tastes

but he’s actually far more critical about everyone else’s cereal habits

he’s a cereal traditionalist!!

a staunch believer in the ‘cereal first, milk second’ method

ONLY uses whole milk (bc he’s kinda spoiled)

there are severe consequences for everyone if he discovers that his milk’s been tampered with

(see the vr youtube video for actual footage of this event)

eats a lot of mom cereal

like special k and stuff with bran…he swears he just likes the taste better

leo:

leo……eats his cereal like a maniac

y’know that bit from the movie get out where the girl eats fruit loops in a separate bowl and drinks it down with a glass of milk

yeah that’s how he does it 😈😈

he just likes how he can always get a perfect bite of cereal every time without having to worry about the rest of the bowl getting all soggy!!

it’s GENIUS

loves all kinds of cereal but loves the sugary/colorful kinds

will eat them directly in front of mikey just to annoy him 🤡🤡

[tblsomedoodles]

That was a couple typos I meant the wip for your fics

Ah! That makes more sense! lol. I was sitting here trying to figure out what was the last fish-based au that i had and was like "no way they're here from my merstuck days"

Anyways! It's going good! Nanowrimo is this month so i'm getting a lot of writing done. My main goal is to finish "Proud Family Traditions" so that's the one getting the most work at the moment.

Here's a little wip preview : ) (it was really hard to choose. I love so many lines in this part lol)

“You've seen how Uncle Mike eats. That's going to be a lot of pancakes,” Raph said, though the sounds of the cupboards opening hinted said he probably already started prepping for said breakfast. “If i'm going to have to make that many pancakes, then you are going to have to help me. It's only fair.” “Is that child labor?”

I worked a lot on family web last month as well. I had to take a break b/c i was getting frustrated with the incomplete scenes i had been writing, but the next chapters a little over halfway done.

Here's a little thing from that b/c why not lol.

“Congratulations on your promotion to teddy bear for the time being. It’s a temporary position, only until Raph stops panicking and I know exactly what’s going on.” “Are you sure that’s a promotion?” Mikey asked. “of course. What’s better than being a teddy bear?” “Says the turtle allowed to walk down the hallway on his own,” Mikey muttered. “Enjoy your teddy bear status, damn it,” Leo shot back.

other fics, oh Silver LInings i've got some work done on recently. I need to finish the chapter i'm working on before i can update it, but here's a little bit from that too.

“Yah, hear this? He has a microscope in his emergency bag,” Raph said, turning towards the other two. “I’m more worried about the pigeon puppet,” Casey answered. “Says the guy that keeps fruit roll ups in his weapons bag,” Donnie shot back.

And i think that's it for active fics. There has been a bit of work done on the Donnie vs fic but i only have about 2 chapters done properly. Everything else has to be rewritten so i don't really feel like sharing anything from that right now.

Thank you!!

[mythica0]

heres a request what if the turtles are showing each other their scars from the krang attack and Donnie shows them the scares on his shell from the ship and then the all start to trace the scars and ofc it tickles and they tell him how proud they are of him

Sweet scarring

🎂: ROTTMNT

🧁: Donnie

🍫: Leo, Mikey, Raph

Summary: the brothers are showcasing their scars from the kraang attack to show that they’ve gotten through it. When they notice that Donnie has some scars on his shell, they can’t help but mess with him, in a loving way, of course:

A/N: this concept is so cute and wholesome! Sorry it’s late, by the time I saw this yesterday it was almost 1:00 AM so I wanted to go to sleep lol. Thanks for the request and enjoy! (P.S this obviously takes place post-movie so beware spoilers)

TW: Depictions of scarring, spoilers.

Sweet scarring

The Hamato brothers were gathered in a circle.

They had decided that, it’s been long enough, let’s show eachother our scars from the Kraang invasion. Just to prove that we got through it, we made it.

They went around in clockwise order, starting from Raph then going to Mikey, Leo and lastly Donnie.

Raph ended up showing them the scars around his eye from when he was possessed, as well as some mild scars on his arms and tail(A/N: I give them tails and you can’t stop me) from taking blows and cuts.

Mikey didn’t have too much scarring, just one little chip in his shell and then some mild burn scars on his hands from opening the portal.

Leo did have quite a bit of scarring. He had one above his eye, close to his temple, where he had been punched repeatedly by the Kraang Prime. He also had a small dent in the side of his shell for the same reason. Then a few long cuts down his legs.

Donnie was, like Mikey, not too bad. He had the normal mild scars on his arms, some that led up to his hands. But then, he took off his battle shell and took a deep breath in.

He turned around, and his brothers were a little shocked. He had small welts that webbed across his whole shell, a few cuts too.

Mikey could tell it was from when he attached to the ship, and it was explained as such to Raph and Leo.

Once they got over the shock factor of that, Leo noticed something….

The scars were on his shell. His most sensitive place.

Leo smirked. This was going to be fun.

“Hey DonTon! These scars look so cool! And it must’ve been so hard for you to expose your soft shell like that!” He started speaking and tracing the scars at the same time.

Even though he was using his words as an excuse to mess with his twin, they weren’t lies either. He really thought that.

Donnie seized up at the contact. Holy banana pancakes that tickled! He tried to hide the fact that it was effecting him so badly, even though Leo knew already.

Eventually, the others started joining, slowly and gently scratching along the webbed scarring.

The added sensation broke the brainy turtle, who then started giggling.

“Guhuhuys! Thahahat tihihihickles!”

Donnie’s brothers ignored him.

“Look at how brave you must’ve been Donnie!” Raph called

“Your so strong! I remember how gross that stuff looked, but you still did what you had too even though it was scary!” Mikey pitched in.

They continued to trace and tell their techy brother how proud of him they were.

Donnie’s heart was soaring. Not only was he laughing quuiite a bit from that blissfully ticklish tracing, but they were proud! Proud.

They might not have been parent-aged adults but it was something.

He didn’t fight back at all as they continued to tickle him lightly. He just let himself be lost in laughter and comfort.

He guessed it was some sweet scarring.

———THE END————————————————

[idk-im-just-here-now]

One day she reveals she is a yokai cause sunita recognized her from some missing posters and Donnie just goes

“OH MY BANANA PANCAKES I CAN FINALLY INTRODUCE YOU TO THE OTHERS!!”

Witch yokai comes up again when they visit the hidden city I haven’t gone that far yet tho lol

Pfff that's great

[tanalolo]

So I watched the Big Lebowski finally...been getting it recommended for a long time. And...

Is the hairball a metaphor? It ought to be. Is it even a hairball?

Ok jumpscare.

Yeah that would piss me off

I agree with the bearded man...idk what's he saying tho most times but I agree with him in my soul

Something about toes creep me...also hate green

Pointing a gun just for bowling rules - if this ain't me during the most monotonous game of chance board game ever & saying "calmer than you are" while absolutely pissing myself in anger - I think he's gonna be my favourite chatacter

I am surprised the pee on the rug is the concern as if my man's whole face wasn't shoved into the toilet.

ah the fleabag music🎼🛐

that's the most unserious ransom note

*Almost goes to Google to see what pederast is* side character asks a million dollar question shut up Donny😔.

Donny is me fr

Ok I hate him

Ok so the first toe scene had a relevance **deletes para about the prevalent curse if male gaze**

Me giggling like that in all inappropriate situations👉👈

Damn he has 'health' problems

Not him putting the chair just for it to open from the other side lol

So many naked woman **rewrites para about male gaze**

Damn that's some next level trolling [#dickpic relevancy]

Why would he ever drink something given by literally a stranger who's prolly also trying to kill/rob you

Treats object like women but never vice versa😞

Is she really that eccentric or is it male gaze [sorry I'm just a genz woke girlie 👉👈]

Yeah I thought I was the only one who noticed her weird wiggling

"Who the fuck are the kenutosons?" yeah same

Lingonberry pancakes?????

Damn appreciate his allegiance to his wife's religion even after a divorce...like single handedly setting high standards

"Well aren't ya?" *the best comeback fr*

That's what ransom is... a man of culture and rules...I appreciate him

What in the quentin Tarantino biting ear and spitting out like it's nothing was that

So that toe was for nothing...damn

Noooooooo Donnnyyyyy😩😢

bOwLiNg x 100

No lil lebowski ❌️ can compensate for our Donny.

Yes sir you're indeed rambling