#but like. flat fuck friday pancake donnie

[bctoastyyy]

i gently hold out to you my rise tmnt sonas <3

i love banana pancakes my son my guy i need you to know that, they are silly and tired and a completely organized mess.

[mischievousspooks]

He brought home a heat lamp.

[s0fti3w1tch]

This is not for gatekeeping, I just wanna spout some turtle facts bc I'm a fucking nerd

THE FLAT FUCK FRIDAY MEMES WITH DONNIE ARE FUNNY AS FUCK

Though, these fellas aren't spiny soft shells!

It's the Asian giant soft shell turtle! / Cantor's giant soft shell turtle!

Some differences:

- Spiny softshells are native to North America, spanning from Central-Eastern U.S. all the way down to Northern Mexico, and a little bit into Canada.

- Asian giant softshells are native to Southeast Asia, all the way from Bangladesh to the Philippines, and even spread a bit further out, like in Eastern South India.

- Spiny softshells' carapaces are rougher by its head, spines along the front edge which give it its name. They are also known to "resemble pancakes."

- Asian giant softshells have a smooth carapace all around. It almost blends into their neck.

- Spiny softshells have a snorkel-like nose, 2 yellowish lines on the sides of its head.

- Asian giant softshell turtles have a broad head that ends in a shorter snout, eyes sitting close to it. For this reason, it's also called a "Frog-Faced turtle"

- Adult female spiny softshell's carapaces can grow to 7 up to 19 inches in length. Adult male spiny softshells can go from 5 to 10 inches.

- The general range of size for an adult Asian giant softshell's carapace is 28-39 inches in length.

- Though not listed as not endangered in the US (put as 'least concerned' in the IUCN), spiny softshells are considered endangered in Canada (listed as 'endangered' by COSEWIC, SARA, and 'threatened' by ESA).

- The Asian giant softshell turtle is classified as critically endangered by the IUCN (Though said they need to be reclassified due to more concerns). It's considered an EDGE species, Evolutionarily Distinct and Globally Endangeted.

This has been turtle facts with Buwan! Again! :)

some other related posts abt turtle facts!

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Gif desc: a gif of Donnie from rise of the TMNT. He's drawn to more accurately resemble a real spiny softshell turtle, with a long neck and nose. His shell looks like a pancake with a pat of butter on it. His eyes are animated to blink rapidly as confetti falls around him. Text above him reads "Flat Fuck Friday". He's in a frying pan. End desc.

do you want some pancakes?

i paused all my projects to make this shitpost,Flat Fuck Friday is more important, I will definitely do this every Friday.