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dresdencodak · 6 months ago

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"You have such a unique name! Does it from your Cuban side?"

Me: "...Yes, a family name."

#sen #dark souls #sen's fortress #don't tell them

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j4n1t0r · 1 month ago

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Create a blog for your cat

I tried to give him a phone but he launched a rocket at it.

#the cat is just a rocket drone with cat ears welded on #they've never seen a cat before #don't tell them

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chaos-gremlin062104 · 6 months ago

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Welcome to Nightvale did indeed alter my brain chemistry like I was warned. Will this stop me from continuing? No. Will I be doing anything about the gaping hole that will inevitably occupy my heart once I'm all caught up and waiting for the next installment like a dog waits for the postman everyday to bark at him? ....Also no

#wtnv #welcome to nightvale #welcome to night vale #wtnv carlos #wtnv cecil #my friends were right and im slightly mad about it #but its okay #because they'll never know #don't tell them

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ohno-the-sun · 9 months ago

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Sunexander Drop Faz Co & Moonjamin Drop Faz Co <- their real full legal names actually

Its true I stole their birth certificates!

#ask #don't tell them #im using it to steal their identity

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estarion · 6 months ago

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making a doujinshi w / @wellfell on the dl 🤭 it's one-part shoujo, all the rest parts horror

#pinterest showed a ref so it had 2 be done ... . . .#yada yada they're in lorv #i mean wait 😤#don't tell them #they scare easily #tag properly later

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pencil-urchin · 1 year ago

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My ~children~

Wheatley, his sister Glados, and their baby sister EDI.

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circular-time · 2 years ago

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The OFFICIAL Doctor Who Dance Video: Romana vs. Kylie (HD)

#it's on the bbc website to this day #DON'T TELL THEM #romana vs kylie #romana 2 #animated shada #lalla ward #douglas adams #kylie minogue #there are so many damn obscure in-jokes in this thing #now let's see if Tumblr loops it as God intended

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twosetmeridian · 2 years ago

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guess what? practice or get roasted 👊

#twosetviolin #brett yang #eddy chen #can y'all believe these guys are both in their 30s this year #drop the skin routine please #asking begging pleading #anyway i found myself missing twosetapparel merch photoshoots today #don't tell them

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blackwoolncrown · 11 months ago

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Me: watching yt ppl discover chicken washing

Me: listening as they 'prove' its bad linking studies about what happens to the bacteria when water is added

Me:

#don't tell them

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faulix · 1 year ago

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i have a crush on my husbands

#leo post #don't tell them

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leoreadss · 4 months ago

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same!

#autistic #actually autistic #autism #neurodivergent #why they do that?#I'll always aswer to their silly face 'are you nuts?'#they usually are #but shhh #don't tell them

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acorviart · 8 months ago

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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing #except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this #there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately #and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace #except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs

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mroddmod · 2 months ago

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they are like puppies. 2 me

#gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #fanart #disney #pretty happy with the bg on this one!!!#to be honest i don't know how i got here #at first i just wanted to draw mabel and dipper sleeping on the floor bc i thought it was a cute idea and i love to draw cuddling #and then um. suddenly i had placed them in an entire environment and added stan and ford #couldn't tell ya what happened #but i had fun with it!!#anyway yeah thank you again for all the recent support #hit 12k!!!! woah!!!!!#i was gonna make a post thanking you for 10k but then i hit 11 and now 12 so um. whoops #to be honest i don't even know what to say 😭😭 it's just crazy to me that ive gotten this far because ive had this acc since i was like. 12 #it was my first social media i think #and the first way i got into fandoms #so yeah anyway. thank you :'))#mods art #mods draws #my art

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frosthetix · 2 months ago

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some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

#the straights just don't get it smh #venom #venom the last dance #venom 3 #tom hardy #a dude that's just “in it for the bag” would NOT be this involved in the making of a film lemme tell you that #my inner cinephile critiques the films for being objectively bad #but also im having the time of my life so who cares #veddie #symbrock #im gonna miss them so much #i will never forget them

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thetruthof · 9 months ago

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So? It didn't even bother him he's totally fine he doesn't even think about it anymore what are you talking about he's completely over it and he's fine now it didn't even affect him he barely remembers it anymore it's such a blip he doesn't even care he's fine-

It will never not be funny how aa1 phoenix is like

The most tragic event of my life was when I was 7 and people thought i stole someones pocket money 😭

And in trials and tribulations he is like

Yea so my ex tried to kill me once in collage

#Someone: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions\traumatic experiences Phoenix?#Phoenix: Yeah okay sure #This one time I was framed for a crime I didn't commit :(#I was 9 and they thought I stole someone's lunch money :(#Someone: Oh #I thought you were going to talk about when you were at Uni and-#Phoenix: Worst experience of my life :( Made me want to become a lawyer when people stood up for me and helped me :D #Someone: Like Mia did when-#Phoenix: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO EVEN IS MIA I DON'T KNOW HER ALSO I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE #Someone: ... Well #That seems like a completely normal and sane reaction :)#How to get someone to not pry into your trauma: a thread by Penix Wrong #Step 1: They will probably know you have some sort of trauma already so pretend all your trauma come from small things #Then you can be like 'Yeah I have trauma I was bullied by the entire class and my teacher when I was 9 this one time'#Step 2: Don't tell them anything deeper #Don't tell them #Deny deny deny #Step 3: Keep this up #preferably with a 'heart on your sleeve' attitude so no one even notices you aren't saying some things #Congratulations! Now all you have to do is keep this up and shove your feelings down as deep as you can and throw yourself into helping #others and never look back or think about the past or anything that hurts\triggers you and look after everyone and save everyone and #make everything about looking after their problems and help them and save them and help them work through things deflect deflect defl-

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meziniart · 4 months ago

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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

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