#Don't tell them

[dresdencodak]

"You have such a unique name! Does it from your Cuban side?"

Me: "...Yes, a family name."

[originalaccountname]

having the tiny paper skk looking at me like mini standees is making irrationally happy. instant serotonin. they're holding air instead of food now but that can be fixed.

[chaos-gremlin062104]

Welcome to Nightvale did indeed alter my brain chemistry like I was warned. Will this stop me from continuing? No. Will I be doing anything about the gaping hole that will inevitably occupy my heart once I'm all caught up and waiting for the next installment like a dog waits for the postman everyday to bark at him? ....Also no

[ohno-the-sun]

Sunexander Drop Faz Co & Moonjamin Drop Faz Co <- their real full legal names actually

Its true I stole their birth certificates!

[estarion]

making a doujinshi w / @wellfell on the dl 🤭 it's one-part shoujo, all the rest parts horror

[pencil-urchin]

My ~children~

Wheatley, his sister Glados, and their baby sister EDI.

[circular-time]

The OFFICIAL Doctor Who Dance Video: Romana vs. Kylie (HD)

[twosetmeridian]

guess what? practice or get roasted 👊

[blackwoolncrown]

Me: watching yt ppl discover chicken washing

Me: listening as they 'prove' its bad linking studies about what happens to the bacteria when water is added

Me:

[welcometohomeworld]

Owner of this blog, do you simp for revenge Blue and empire blue?

R!Blue belongs to @abbadonschaos and E blue to @missblacktailedmouse

[faulix]

i have a crush on my husbands

[leoreadss]

same!

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[frosthetix]

some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

[thetruthof]

So? It didn't even bother him he's totally fine he doesn't even think about it anymore what are you talking about he's completely over it and he's fine now it didn't even affect him he barely remembers it anymore it's such a blip he doesn't even care he's fine-

It will never not be funny how aa1 phoenix is like

The most tragic event of my life was when I was 7 and people thought i stole someones pocket money 😭

And in trials and tribulations he is like

Yea so my ex tried to kill me once in collage