Hazbin Hotel ships I like!!! 1¡!!¡(In no particular order) (Includes non-canon ships) (This is just for fun and is not meant to offend anyone!) (Okay, I'm going to stfu now).
Let's go!
Radiodust!
These two live in my head rent free,all day,every day,24/7,365.
And most of the time they're kissing.
Anyways.
We know that they both lived in the same decade and have similar tastes in music and cuisine,which is already a great start! I also love the idea of Alastor adoring everything about Angel EXCEPT for the sex. Cause let's be real,Angel needs that. He deserves a complete and total gentleman who would never lay a finger on him; Especially after tolerating abuse from you-know-who, cough,cough,fuckyouValentino,COUGH.
Also,the tropes??? Good old fashioned lover boy x Killer Queen? Mafia x Serial killer? Hello???
10/10, Literally one of my favs.
2. Chaggie!
My babies!
Okay, I admit these two are very cute. Since neither of these two age normally, Charlie's a hellborn and Vaggie's a fallen angel,it means they'll get to grow old together! :)
I love the opposites attract trope and these two are no exception!
I would definitely like for them to get more screen time in the second season 2,since they didn't get much in the first one,but other then that, they're perfect!
3. Nifty x Baxter
(Do these two have a ship name? Idk?)
Baxter hasn't even come on to the show yet but I can already tell these two are going to be Chaos gremlins,in their own,lovable,concerning ways 😌
4. Lucililith
I don't believe for a SECOND these two aren't in love,even if just a little bit.
Yes,yes,yes,I know they're divorced. AND? THEY CAN STILL GET BACK TOGETHER! THEY'RE IN THEIR DIVORCE ERA, GUYS.
I think it's mostly the fanart that got me hooked,lol. And the fact that I would love to have them as my parents, honestly.
5. CasinoBomb
(No photo for this one,sorry 🥲)
I...I don't know,man,@zaebeecee 's posts about them altered my brain chemistry and...I DON'T KNOW WTF HAPPENED,IDK
I just saw one of their posts and the more I thought about it,the more I liked it
Something about them just clicks,you know? It's one of those ships that makes no sense but also a lot of sense.
Also,if you don't know what characters I'm talking about, it's Husk x Cherri bomb.
5. Radiorose
He doesn't mind her touching him 😢
They're so cute,omg 😭
Look at them!!! 💗💗💗
Although I mostly prefer them as besties, I also like the idea of them being together. You can tell he's a lot more comfortable with her then anyone else in the show and I love that ☺️
6. Radiohusk
(Art belongs to @vadoodlevee and it will be taken down if I am asked to).
Ah yes,the two loser old men in love. GIVE THEM TO ME.
They've known each other for years and are sick and tired of each others bs. They know what the other like's and dislike's because they're begrudgingly stuck together. They actually can't stand each other.
I'M SOLD!
And no, I'm not glorifing the slave x master thing. I've shipped these two HARD since the pilot,so calm down.
Alright, let's get more into the crackships/rarepairs. Not counting Casinobomb cause we know those two have actually met before,lol.
Feel free to give your own personal take on these(as long as they're not hateful)!
7. Caramel Apple!
Apart from me just really liking their ship name,I feel like these two would be a really cute couple. Like,she would take him out to one of her parties when he's feeling down and would comfort him about his relationship with Charlie and with Lilith.
And Lucifer wouldn't be afraid to tell her when it's a good time to tone it down.
I also feel like she would be very polite to Charlie and Vaggie.
And I like the idea of them baking together ❤️
8. Angelic Ballet!
A little hesitant on this one.
So, realistically,these two would probably hate each other. Sera was the one who approved the exterminations,resulting in the death of billions of sinners, which puts Carmila and her daughters in danger. So that's not really a great way to start a relationship...
However, I think in any other circumstances,I think these two would be a nice couple.
They both just want to protect the people they love and are willing to go to extreme measures to do just that. It could be Sera realizing not all sinners are absolute monsters,and some were just people who made mistakes in life. Kinda of like Vaggie realizing the hellborn weren't terrible upon meeting Charlie.
Also, they're both very elegant ladies who need another refined woman to treat them right 😌🏳️🌈
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Note: the classic 3:37AM ideas,this aways get me and i posted one fic not too long ago,and i have one more fic that i'm writing in my native language with my oc. There was supposed to be a part of April but Tumblr buged and i lost it ;-;
Note²: i already said how i hate myself for making a bunch of fics at the same time don't having the time to finish them? Well,yes. Good reading.
[name] = your name (reader is neutral)
Warnings: a lot of swearing, misspelling words,some dysphoria topics and that's it.
Prompt: how the boys would flirt with you.
✨Headcanons✨
This boy is the most obvious between them and yall probably already know what i'm talking about.
But, bear with me here.
He really would actually flirt,of course,this probably became a normal interection between you two. At first. Cuz come on,this boy is slow about this specific thing.
Leo wouldn't notice his crush on you,everyone. I repeat. Every. One. In the lair realize it, except him.
When our precious blue boy realize it
Not just because someone (donnie) told him cause Leo talked,thinked,dreamed and all that stuff about you and rubbed in his face how much he was in love with you.
The cheesy one-lines gona stop for a while.
Because he's embarrassed?
That too,but mostly because he's searching for good ones.
And yes,in the middle of this research,he found that one particularly fact about red-eared slider when they rub their face in the other turtle to flirt.
And yes,he really tried it.
You didn't get it.
Making him upset and embarrassed cuz he was sure that would work lol.
I believe that Leo would try all those romantic cliche things like a test to see if it work or cuz he don't really know what to do for real.
Since then,when the one-lines come back,expect been all praising you.
Not even a single one is not telling you how pretty and incredible person you are.
But now, if you respond to his flirt.
Leo's brain stopped woriking.exe
It's almost like you can see the smoke coming from his ears like in Cartoon (i mean,they is one but, y'all undestand)
Ok ok,but the confess?
You would be surprised.
Remenber when i said that he was testing the romantic cliche stuff? He was studying it and with a little help from his brothers...
He set up everything,the place with a good view to the city,your favorite spot. The table all romanticized with candles and petals,even the food was him who did it (with mikey's help, really much help) and then,you arrived.
Leo said that was something quite special so you dress real pretty caught him off guard when his eyes lean on you blushing like crazy. To mantein his posture,he cleared his throat reaching out to guide you to the table, playing the gentleman by pulling out a chair for you to sit down.
"Leo, this is really pretty but-"
"not much than you,señorita~" - he sit down too looking,still a little flushed,at you who's blushing by the compliment.
"w-well...thank you handsome,now,are you gonna explain what all this is about?"
"you are more clueless than me and yes,i'm very handsome thank you but" - he laugh a little grabing your hand that was leaning on the table - "i make all this,with my brothers help too" - he whispered looking to the side - "because i...i really like you,more than a friend like y'know? And,i was making all that stuff to figure how to ask you out so...it worked?"
You stared at him for a good few seconds, your face reddening as his words replayed in your mind. Leo started to get nervous by your silence, giving a slightly uncomfortable smile.
"i think that is...a no?"
"wha- i- no! You just... caught off guard" - you laugh trying to calm down feeling he squeezing your hand, smiling more happy and hopeful - "i love you too, Leo,deeply. Like,you live rent free 24/7 in my mind,y'knew that?"
"oh well,what can i say? I'm irresistible! It's hard to get me out off the head" - he pulled back his bandana strips as if it were hair doing one of his classic poses with his usual smug grin - "and... you've also been living for free in my mind, I've even dreamed of you"
"aww, that's so cute" - looking to the side avoind contact with you,he blush more for what he said.
"so,huh...we...dating now?"
"i suppose so"
"really??"
"of course,or you don't-"
"i want it,couse i want!" - you giggle from his desperate reaction moving your hand to his red cheek.
"i really can't with you, you big goofy"
"yours. Big goofy"
You two smile happly and finally eat what he prepared talking about random stuff. When you too finished, Leo take your hand guiding you to the edge of the roof to admire the glittering and noisy city below.
You call him who just give a "hum?" looking at you and then,you rubbed your face in his.
"now i know what that means"
This boy changed from green to red in a matter of seconds laughing with embarrassment hiding his face in your neck.
"glad you finally undestood [name]"
"your welcome Leo"
Oh yes,the most precious and dangerous of them.
He is pretty obvious too.
Expect nothing less a bunch of gifts hand-maid.
Almost like Leo,i think he wouldn't notice his crush at first but after some conversation with his big sis Raphaela (yes,she is trans fem in my fics) he figure it out.
And like i said,gifts.
A lot.
Drawings about you making cute things like,picking flowers, smiling as if to take a picture, you and him in a self portrait.
Make your favorite food/snack/sweet when you come to the lair.
Some crafts shaped like something that reminds you to him.
Quality time,that's too.
Just in silence when his making some art and you are there with him,helping or not.
The confess - make a surprise cake writing "i ♥️ u flour-ever baby! (Leo's idea). Wanna be my S/O for life?"
Like you aways do in a friday night,you texted mikey asking if he wanted to hung out not taking long to accept the proposal saying that he had a delicious surprise for you.
Hopping happly you arrived calling for him who running at you givin a tigh embrance lifting you up a little.
"[name]! I'm so happy you make it to the lair!"
"course i make,i was dying to see you so i came as fast i can"
"really???" - he put you down smiling happy like a child - "this is awesome and perfect for the surprise!"
"oh yeah,you make something right?"
"yes, it's in the kitchen! Come on come on!"
He drag you to the other room,in the table,only one cake hidden by a big napkin. He let go off your hand pulling out the chair for you to sit givin a few steps away,deep breathing and turn back to you.
"first of all [name],i really enjoy hung out with you,it's the best part of my days whenever you with me is so good and fun and...huh..." - he starts tapping his fingertips in touching each other looking sideways nervous and starting to blush - "and i...really like the time we spend together,more than a...well..."
You stand up walking towards him grabing his hands caressing the back with your thumbs.
"don't be nervous mikey,i think that undestanding what you trying to say..." - this time was your turn to blush.
"for real? So..." - he free one of his hands and take the napkin from above the cake - "whatcha say?"
You look to the cake seeing "i ♥️ u flour-ever baby! Wanna be my S/O for life?" on the top. You giggle a bit by the pun knowing who's idea it probably was turn back to one anxious mikey givin him a hug by the neck.
"of course!"
"yes!! It worked!" - he hugs you back jumping up and down with happiness, pulling away only to cover your face with kisses.
"the 'flour-ever', Leo?"
"yep,he said that would make you laugh and fell for me in the same moment"
"well,he wasn't so wrong after all"
"ha! I knew it! My pun worked! In. Your. Faces!"
Leo appears along with the other two rubbing his "victory" in their faces as he approaches you both.
"now this Champion here deserve some sweet cake-"
"it's for [name] Leo,don't you dare touch it!"
"not even us?" - the oldest sister ask.
"mikey that's ok,it's enough cake for all of us,let's eat!"
"sure thing sunshine!"
My beautiful girl. Yall know for sure that she is a poor romantic.
Like,she probably know the stuff,just don't know how to put in action the way she wanted.
But,even so,she wouldn't just do nothing of course,it's just...not so romantic lol.
Rapha probably would ask if you want to train with her, it's not a real flirt,is more like she show the affection by acts (like she's love language)
Teach you self defense.
Aways make sure that you eat properly three meals per day.
Drinking enough water and not bein a sleepy deprived like her brothers.
At some point,she looks after you like a real sister and you as well because of how you two interect.
But some day,when she was needing some reassuring for her dysphoria,the moment was perfect in a way that you both couldn't undestand really well.
It's was just you two in her room,the brothers went quiet for some miracle and just bein there for each other make she gain confidence enough.
To kiss you.
It's almost 21:00PM,you finally was in your room after a long shift from work. Exausted,you take a good shower cleaning both body and soul letting everything drain away with the water. Putting some comfy clothes you throw yourself in the bed drowing in the fluffy mattress and sheets making yourself comfortable.
Grabing your phone,you text Raphaela to talk about yours days like aways and she responde right away.
- hey! Finally back home huh? Your way back was safe? Ya had to kick someone's butt?
- ahoy princess! Yes,i make my way home without problems and, unfortunaly,no one ass was kicked 🥹
- princess...😳
- but of course,you really are beautiful!
- ...i don't think so.
First sign. You quickly got it.
- well...why not? I mean,for me,it's the most truth of the truth!
- it's just... y'know what? Drop it,it's better ☺️
Second sign. Shit. You soon get up changing your clothes kinda clumsy but maneged to still respond.
- no ma'am,i think it's not for the better.
- it's okay [name],seriously. Let's just talk as aways!
Third sign. Dysphoria. You finished changing already grabing your keys and making your way to the lair.
- give me 5m ok? I'be back 😊
- okey dokey!
Putting your phone away and accelerating your pace, you arrive in the sewers and in a few minutes almost running to get there as quickly as possible, you were finally at the entrance of the lair receiving confused looks from the twins.
"[name]? What are you doin in here?"
"your sister,were she is?"
"not even a 'hello donnie'? You need some maners" - spoke the purple one with his coffee in hands - "she's in her room,now,could you-"
You just rushed, hearing some "hey's" from them not really paying attention until you reach the room knocking on the wall. She get up going to the entrance and when see you there with a little smile,she frowns the invisible eyebrows in confusion.
"[name]?"
"yes ma'am! Me and only! Can i...go in?" - smiling a bit for your ask,she step aside for you to pass by her entering the room sitting in somewhere.
"even though i'm happy to see you,you don't suppose to be there at this hour,why did you come?"
"cause i know you enough to see the little sign that you give from text" - you say proud showing your phone to her, pulling away looking to the big girl in front of you with a little and undestanding smile - "dysphoria again?"
She stood there,frooze by your ask. Yes,she really wanted to talk about it with you but feeling guilty to bring this up when you were exausted from a hard day at work,she tried to change the subject but well,as she can see,she failed.
"i...i huh..."
"hey,it's ok" - you stand up, grabing her by hands making she sit with you - "i'm here because i wanted to help you as soon as a notice. If you don't wanna talk,i completly undestand i would never push you trow this without your concent".
Your words were more then enough to make her heart melt,consequently her eyes starts to watering until real tears fall all the way down through her cheeks. You embrance her,making she feel safe enough to cry without problems caressing her head softly.
"i just- it's this stupid body! It's huge and dangerous because of my spikes i- i wished to not be born like this..." - she say between sobs and hiccups.
It's hurt you to see her like this,in your eyes,never see someone has beautiful than she.
"Raphaela,can you look at me for a moment?" - she sniffled a little, raising her head to look at you. Taking this change,you cupped her face cleaning some tears lifting a little her red mask to see her whole face.
"i don't really know if my words has some value but from me,i see a girl. A girl that love her family so much to the point to do everything for them. A girl who is tough just outside. Inside have a big heart,is kind, gently and cute like a teddybear,treat who she loves with so much care. For me,that girl is the most perfect thing that a i have ever seen in my life,that girl Raphaela,is you".
Now you two were crying,this words coming from the bottom of your heart make clear what you felt for her and the feeling was reciprocat. Grabing your face gingerly,she lean down to you,gaze shifting to the lips from your eyes in a quiet ask for permission. With a weak nod.
She kissed you.
Without realize what was going on until you two parted with your forehead resting in hers.
"i love you [name]. I love you" - almost like a whisper for herself,you lean on her hands in your face with a happy smile.
"me too Raphaela. I love you too" - she quickly lift her head to look into your eyes searching for some hint of a liar but theres nothing but love making her cry a bit.
"thank you. Truly thank you"
"your welcome my pretty princess"
I hard believe that donnie relate to mikey about the gifts and quality time like Raphaela.
But the flirt?
He's a bad boy 😎
I mean,his persona is,but the real donnie really would bend more for the little gifts and try to impress you.
Do things that make your day easier like it's nothing (remenber,he's a bad boy).
Make excuses to have you in his lab to "hung out". In quotes cuz it's more him rumbling about his new inventions to impress you.
But what he likes the most is the quiet moments when he just keep working knowing about your presence there completly comfortable in the silence.
At first,like Leo,he really didn't knew about the crush,mostly because he's not good with emotions, probably he denied it in the begin refusing to let his emotions go over his reason.
But well,he can't focus totally in his invention without you there,you live in his head and he can't hide the little jealousy when you spend more time with the others than him.
The confession? Well...
Donnie texted you saying that he finally finished one of his best invention of all the times and wanted to show for you first. Then,you were in the lair now seeing one excited donnie coming at you.
"my dear friend,you finally arrived! Follow me for the most brillant thing that will make you question about everything and nothing at the same time!"
"hope my mind don't explode with it" - you joke following him.
"i have made preparations to prevent such a thing from happening. Now,behold [name]!" - inside of his lab,he rush to his desk grabing a type of circular "box"? it resembled an alexia but a little bigger - "the entire universe in my hands!"
He points to the "box" with a big proud grin. You smile a little not really knowing how to react.
"you maneged to put the whole universe in a...box? This looks like a Alexia to be honest"
"oh my little friend,your mind is really small isn't it?" - you give a annoyed look - "not in a bad way of course,there" - he grab your hand putting you by his side,put the device on the floor and turn the lights off - "observe and prepare to be amazed!"
Pressing one button on his tech bracelet,the device activates and suddenly,the whole room is filled with stars,galaxies and planets. Just as he had said, the whole universe in a single container. Your eyes sparkled when you saw that and almost instinctively your hands reach to try to touch the planets which strangely you seemed to be able to. Walking around the room was like being in space. All this was breathtaking.
"like i said. The entire. Universe" - you look back at him with a happy smile. For a moment,he admired you,noticing how beautiful you looked in this scenario don't daring to turn his head away.
"this is more then incredible Don, it's like a dream. Thank you for showing this to me,it's beautiful"
Not more than you. He though and immediately look to the side hidding the little blush,but that's the moment,he was working on this for a week to be perfect and it was. Have just one thing lefting to do.
"[name] huh..." - he cleared his throat - "i must say,i really enjoy your company. I don't need to worry about bein emotionless sometimes because i know you undestand. Even if we are not talking,just being there in the same place. Is good having you with me,so i realize that i...huh...like...you. i mean,in a certain way that may be a little more huh..."
He struggle with some words but you undestand. Like aways. Givin a few steps closer you shush him with your finger,one hand in his shoulder to ask a quiet permission for more touch,he nob a little don't moving his eyes from yours. Yours arms embrance his neck, getting closer to donnie's face little by little making sure that his comfortable with your moves until,in your tip toes, you reach his lips in a small kiss. His hands go weakly to your waist pulling you Impossible closer.
When you pull away,one hand cupping his cheek, you smile happly.
"i love you too. Don't need to force yourself to say the same,I'll wait for you to feel comfortable enough for this"
"be amazed again [name]. I love you,my dove"
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