#Don't smoke or whatever

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[thequeenofsastiel]

It's a real pity to think about the fact that Spike must constantly smell like cigarette smoke.

[preciouslandmermaid]

spencer/reader + southern gothic aesthetic "I'm just a child, but I'm not above violence My mama raised me better than that..."

the mosquitoes and frogs sing their discordant symphony above the rustling oak leaves and Spanish moss that drape over branches like abandoned wedding veils. you push your toes on the damp floorboards and the rocking chair tilts backward, and your stomach lurches as you sway forward. the old book on your lap with yellowed pages and a musty scent lays open like a vivisected hare. a gnat lands on the corner of the page and you try to flick it away. you accidentally killed it and your brows furrow softly. the hinges on the screen door squeak and you break your monotonous rhythm, the rocking chair sway cut short. "garcia says we're lucky we have cell service," spencer says, with his hands in his pockets, before his eyes flick to your lap, "what're you reading?" "mm." you nod. "nice of the chief to let us use his house." you close the book and self-consciously wipe the title with your hand (the one that killed the gnat). "did you know that franz kafka didn't want bugs on the cover of his book?" "you're reading 'the metamorphosis'," he guesses. "it's a comfort read," you say, shrugging, your toes pushing the floorboards again. spencer slowly sits in the rocking chair beside you and you silently return to the symphonies of the moist, summer night. at least - you do until spencer starts talking about his interpretation of the novel and you listen, your eyes focused on the harsh, slice of darkness where the porch light doesn't reach.

[saturnaous]

finding a distinct lack of weed related things in fma. I got my posts back so in the spirit of 420 I’m offering this doodle from the other day ‼️ go smoke some weed

[real-south-park-confessions]

not enough fanfic writers take advantage of just how fucking weird the canon of this show

[r1caner]

Taking an edible being like No im saving weed to let my creativity flow and to focus on writing. like Patti smith did! and it's so I can write dan and Phil fanfction.

[bread-making-vikings]

I'm all for people doing weed but it feels like it's really superseded the whole "don't smoke around other people" thing

[commsroom]

i can't stop thinking about eiffel's birthday. he's almost forty. there's no way he ever thought he would live to be forty, by bad luck or bad habits; he was facing twenty-six years in prison before he was thirty, he thought he'd die in deep space (in a multitude of ways), and even before all of that... i don't think eiffel ever planned to have a future, not really. he's almost forty. he's old enough to watch his daughter grow up. to get gray in his hair. to have all of the junk food he's eaten in his life finally catch up to him.

and on the other side of that, you know he teased minkowski relentlessly when she turned forty, with no foresight that it would one day be him. and he is so, so lucky she's not as petty as she could be. i don't think turning forty bothered her that much, but eiffel? oh he's going to have a crisis. he should get a motorcycle; he tinkers with it and shows it off and talks about it constantly, but he never learns how to actually ride it. he keeps putting that part off.

he's turning forty. i realize the implications of that really depend on how you feel about eiffel post-canon, in a variety of ways. but to me it's like a celebration of his long history of unlikely survival. it's so funny and heartbreaking and heartwarming in equal measure, and i think that's a very doug eiffel combination of emotions.

[antirepurp]

new favorite thing: the way we have a fanon trope where shadow is depicted smoking when we literally have pseudo-canon artwork of sonic being a literal chain smoker

[a-s-levynn]

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[vanmarkus]

sometimes people will tell me stuff like "energy drinks are bad for you" and "smoking is unhealthy" as if it's not common knowledge, like why are you telling me? do you think i'm just gonna go "oh, jolly gosh, i had no idea, i shall put a stop to this habit posthaste"?

[cherries-in-wine]

You know you're experiencing peak sapphic yearning when you hate smoking it disgusts you so much but you're craving a cigarette so bad because it reminds you of her

Or maybe it's just all that nicotine she surrounds herself with and I'm experiencing withdrawals

[fo-enjoyer]

Regardless if you do or not

Imagine you, and your f/o like this

[twpsyn-who]

OMG I I wgehejej I was writing a post about some soulmate AU and and while writing it just occurred to me-

Both Jean and Marco lost their gear during Trost. They both got in a situation where a Titan was going to kill them while having nothing to protect themselves.

Marco was there to help Jean get hold of a gear and survive. Jean wasn't there for Marco aka why he died.

Omg. I'm not crying you are

[thesmokinpossum]

drunk as fuck once again and i got a job interview for a job i really want in less than 11 hours, we'll see how it goes