#Don't know what else to tag

[neteyamshoney]

Similarities

(This was kinda, very loosely, inspired by the song My Ex's Bestfriend by MGK)

Hey y'all. I had this idea in my head for awhile and I'm currently drafting a Neteyam x OC AU but I just had to get this out. After I'm done with that one, I'll expand on this one-shot. For now, enjoy a little fluff with my favorite blue giant :) Gif is also not mine. (I'm working on making pretty pics for the AU pic if anyone has tips to get those super cute ones I see on here lol)

Neteyam Sully x f!OC

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff

Ever since he could remember, Lo’ak had known his older brother to be everything he was not.

Brave. Strong. Intelligent. Accurate. Deadly. The perfect son.

They were so different. Day and night.

Though he loved to give him shit for it, Lo’ak understood the pressure his brother was under. Being the perfect heir to the clan, always having eyes on his every move, sounded like literal hell for the second son. He was secretly so glad that Neteyam was the oldest and not himself. He couldn’t imagine the mental stress that kind of pressure would put on him. How Neteyam didn’t have the urge to runaway from home and never return was a mystery to him.

It was only natural for Neteyam to focus solely on his duties as the perfect warrior and heir. It was all he had ever known, as soon as he was crawling (which of course was months before the average baby because of fucking course he was even advanced as a literal infant). As soon as the light lit up their world, Neteyam would be out - sharpening his knife, tuning his bow, practicing his hand to hand combat - before Lo’ak even rubbed the sleep from his eyes. The poor thing didn’t even have a social life outside of training with the other boys their age. There was no room for him to have any free time, even less to mingle with the young women of their age in their clan. 

It was painfully obvious that the girls of their clan favored Neteyam over his baby brother. The way the girls their age would huddle together, giggling with a hushed voice as the brothers would pass them at first was an ego boost, definitely. It became glaringly obvious that they were casting their love-struck eyes at his older brother, and while disgruntled at first, he could understand. However, his big brother was too busy living up to their father’s expectations to find love, much less a crush.

So, when Lo’ak was sitting next to Tsireya, listening to Roxto explain how to spear fish underwater, he noticed how Neteyam’s amber eyes glanced passed the Metkayina boy and his back straightened up. It wouldn’t have been odd, until Neteyam’s face softened into an expression he didn’t think he’d ever see on his no-nonsense brother. An expression he’d seen on his father whenever their mother would walk into his line of sight.

Love-struck.

With wide eyes, Lo’ak whipped his head to the side, following his brother’s line of vision without shame of being caught. Subtlety was not in his vocabulary and he wasn’t about to start now. The others around them, surprised by his sudden movement, followed suit.

Almost twenty feet away, there was the subject of Neteyam’s distraction. Staring right back at the oldest Sully boy with a bashful smile as she walked with a few of the other girls of her clan.

Yana.

Ao’nung was the first to recover from the shock of the new information, his blue eyes narrowed dangerously at the forest prince. “No fucking way. Not Yana. Pick another girl.”

Tsireya smacked the back of his head, glaring. “Stop using the sky language to curse. And Yana passed her trials. She is older than you, and can decide who she wants.”

Neteyam didn’t bother replying, probably not even listening as his eyes still trailed after the older girl. Bright eyes wandered down her back, hypnotized at how her long spiral curls swayed in time with the swing of her hip. She glanced back to him once more, wiggling her fingers with a wink that nearly sent his heart into cardiac arrest.

Lo’ak snapped him out of it, tugging on his arm band with a teasing glint in his eye. “Really? Tsireya’s older cousin?”

He had to hand it to Neteyam though, he sure knew how to pick a crush. Yana was arguably the most beautiful girl in the clan, second to Tsireya in Lo’ak’s personal opinion. They had met her family last night during the communal celebration. Ironically, it was in celebration to reward the newest members of the clan passing their trials; Yana being one of four. She was now recognized in the clan as an adult - the dark ink of a fresh tribal tattoo wrapping around her shoulder the first indication of her new status. There were many young men in the clan that had showered her in attention last night, but she had stayed close to the Sully family after being introduced by her parents.

Too wrapped up in Tsireya, Lo’ak hadn’t even paid his brother any attention last night. Seeing how love-sick he looked as Yana disappeared from view, he was slightly glad he didn’t witness anything that might’ve corrupted his innocent mind.

Kiri giggled to his side, “You’d better hurry and finish your trials, Neteyam.”

The chuckles around them made the topic of conversation duck his head, hiding the heating of his face by looking at the soft sand beneath them. It was common knowledge that only those who were seen as adults in the clans could pick a mate, and they didn’t need to voice it for him to understand the innuendo.

They poked fun at him for a few minutes until a shadow fell over Ao’nung. “You don’t mind if I steal the mighty warrior for a while, do you, little cousin?”

Yana grinned at the surprised faces of the younger teens, and felt her smile widen at Ao’nung’s pout. Her baby cousin was too protective for his own good. She placed a hand over his damp braids, feeling him relax slightly. “I promise to bring him back before dinner, hm?”

While the others had turned their attention to the newcomer, Lo’ak took this time to examine his brother. How his eyes light up when she first spoke, braids swishing around his head as he turned to give her his undivided attention. The look in his gaze was as if this girl had put the sun in the sky herself. As if no one around him mattered when she was near. The two love-brids made eye contact and Yana held out her hand.

Neteyam didn’t even hesitate to stand, sliding his larger hand into hers so the shorter Na’vi could pull him any which way she desired. Which was apparently somewhere only the two of them were going. They didn’t even bother with a wave goodbye.

As if in sync with each other, Lo’ak and Kiri made identical gagging noises. Neteyam was so whipped, it was downright nauseating.

Tsireya nudged him, laughing at the Sully’s immature reactions before trying to get them all to focus back on task at hand. A soft teal hand on his upper arm was all she needed to get his attention and those dimples made his heart do flips. He felt those sparkling blue eyes take all of his focus, not even bothering to stop himself as he smiled at her.

Maybe he and Neteyam weren’t that different after all.

[lucygriefer]

Hazbinmon team list Part .2

Adding more to the Pokémon Hazbin hotel team format! Since there are more characters and teams to show. Also if anyone thinks a different set of Pokémon would better fit a character let me know. I'm curious about what team everyone thinks the characters would have. So let's start off this fun with Alastor.

I tried my best to give Alastor a bunch of deer Pokémon and other radio/vocal themed Pokémon. Because of this there were some Pokémon that would fit him Pokémon putting him over the 6 Pokémon per team limit. So all of them won't be used but their still good possibilities for his team.

Alastor's team

Skeledrige

Sawsbuck

Gangar

Mawile

Noivern

Trevenant

these are the Pokémon I thought about giving to his team as well.

Houndoom

Drifblim

Meloetta

While Meloetta makes the most sense for his team. The other two felt like good possibilities but at the same time the teams are still being worked on.

Also suzaojou thinks for the idea to give Lucifer a Houndoom/Houndour. While he won't have one in his team for battle, that doesn't stop me from giving him Houndoom/Houndour's as emotional support doggos! I'mma be making art about that later!!!

Back to the teams.

Now we move onto Husk and his team. Since he's a gambler and alcoholic I thought about giving him more Pokémon that would fit best to a bar/help make sure no one cheats during his games. As well as just give him some pretty powerful pokemon.

Husk's team

Shuckle

Miltank

Empoleon

Weavile

Mimikyu

Guzzlord

Why and I giving Husk a Miltank? Have any of you met Whitney and how powerful her Miltank is? Let along the stats and moves that Pokémon can learn? With Miltank having high physical attack and using rollout, a move that gets stronger the longer it isn't interrupted. Miltank is a power house. Add on Milk Drink to heal when low or using High Horsepower and welp it doesn't have the word tank in it's name for nothing!

I also thought about maybe giving him a Chandelure or Gallade for his team. But I'm still thinking some of them over.

Next we got Niffy and her team. I see her primarily having normal type Pokémon. And many Pokémon that can help with cleaning.

Niffty's team

Minccino

Cinccino

Nickit

Altaria

Chimecho

Skitty or Delcatty

I also thought maybe she could have a Purugly if I decided to remove chimecho from the team.

Then finally we have Sir Pentious team. With all the characters in both Hazbin hotel and Helluva boss. I've got a lot of teams to figure out. I gave him some snake Pokémon along with some Pokémon that are both known to mess with technology and one that is said to be trying to go back into space.

Arbok

Absol

Rotom

Magneton

Clefairy

Bisharp

Also the Pokémon trying to return to space is Clefairy. There was a whole episode I remember finding a clip of, with Ash and his friends watching as a group of Clefairy's worked together to build a space ship. The other pokemon like Magneton and Bisharp would help with building his inventions while Rotom would take over different electronics to help out when needed.

So far these are all the team's that I've kinda got figured out. there are many other characters in Hazbin hotel that I'm still figuring out teams for that best fit the character and when their themed after.

[rebeccaberry]

I feel like an O.I.A.R worker writing down all my notes for every episode, like "Yes this one has a bit of stranger and a bit of flesh, jot that down under Section F and Subsection J"

[mayorundertheplumtree]

“That there's no one at your window，

no one knocking on your door！”

reference from Blood Brothers (Song): Secrets ("Shoes Upon the Table" Reprise) 0：24

（just love the expression

[meowdious]

Robert Bogue is such an amazing voice actor. :)

[thunder-jolt]

Made this back on CS and thought this would be funny.

As for wtf Alitame Signals is, it's a CS series I made which is meant to be a hypothetical "Nova Odyssey" thing, like where do Astronaut and Xylitol Nova go to after the destruction of Planet Xylitol.

Basically, the setting is Planet Alitame which is suffering through a zombie apocalypse, which is why Xylitol is getting attacked by an Alitame Brute (a kind of zombie on Planet Alitame)

But anyway, you can find the series here: https://comic.studio/series/gisutpatih

[julie-hitsuji]

Imagine when they invented multiplication

Man1– ...23 plus 23 plus 23 plus 23...

Man2– *writing it down*

Man1– ...plus 23 plus 23 plus 23-

Man2– Dude how much more 23s am i gonna have to write?!

Man1– Uhh 68 more.

Man2– WHAT

Man1– *shrugs* Its a pretty big problem idk

Man2– Fuck it *erases all of the 23s*

Man1– Dude what are you doing I'm gonna have to say it all again!

Man2– I'm gonna put an X here.

Man1– What?! Why?? It's not even a number!

Man2– *writes 89x23*

Man1– Whats that?

Man2– I'll call it... ✨Multiplication✨

Man1– First of all, why? Sencond of all, how does it work?

Man2– There are multi of these numbers so multi, plication idk i just thought it was a cool complement. Its the same problem but now its much easier and abreviated.

Man1– Ok

*magical leaving-a-dream sound and scene cuts to a class full of children and the teacher*

Teacher– And that, kids, is how ✨Multiplication✨ was created.

Kid– *raises his hand*

Teacher– Yes, Timmy?

Kid– We didn't start learnig that yet.

Teacher– *looks at the whiteboard with 1+1 and 3+3 problems* Oh- Right.

[shivstar]

I wonder if ships like wolfstar, Jegulus and Drarry would have gained this much popularity in a scenario where people gave chances to reader insert fics...

I am not saying all, but most of the characterisation in many stories of these fics are so departed from their original character that it simply means that they mostly put their own version in the place of a canon character who only has a matching name and nothing more....

The fandom space would be much better organized if such people come out of their closet and just ditch the clutch of the name of that canonical character they hide behind to get their fantasy fulfilled...

[lara-prime-456-blog]

That could be a pin...or a sticker

I've taken approximate colors for now.

I really love those two. Chemistry between them felt so real. Also think about one little thing. IT'S ASMODEUS LITERALLY THE GUY OF LUST. And it was hard to belivie that this guy can be soft around Imp. Still they are so cute!!!

[stellarluck]

Ahem I'm bored so have awful scribbles of my ocs

(this one is F2U base I found on Pinterest)

[karkod-art]

Tried to make a new pfp but turned out too dark

[rokcale]

WHO ELSE LOVES THESE WORKS 🙋‍♀️

Seriously though, my obsession with the first two is just too much .😭

Fun fact - most of the works going further on this list are from alralhugres😃 one person and so many great fics😋

My thanks to you , my dearest authors 💖 i love y'all 🔥🔥🔥🔥

And the art (the ones that have it) in them💖 ( seriously, how r people so talented 😃 )

P.s - the fics that in different languages are not included coz i usually read them on the translator app so Ao3 doesn't count the time there , sorry 😓

There is more but imma not adding more 😃since most of them and Some of these are probably dropped 😔 the pain💔🙂 still loved them though 💖😋

This doesn't have a reason, i just decided today was author appreciation day 👀☕

Wanted to add whatpad ones too but it doesn't have anything this convenient 💀sorry my whatpad authors, love y'all too❤

[lucygriefer]

Hazbinmon team lists Part .1

Okay so I thought about this a while back, and right now I'm working on and off of some artwork to this Hazbin Hotel and Pokémon crossover artwork. A AU that I'm calling Hazbinmon!

Right now I just wanna show the list of teams that I've come up with so far for some of the characters. Keep in mind that in Hell Pokémon can take on a slightly different look. I'll be able to better show what I mean later on with a sketch, for now this just consists of a list of everyone's teams and a small explanation for why I picked some of the Pokémon that they have. Though these are just my thoughts for their teams.

So let's start off with Charlie herself.

For Charlie's team well I see her having more then one team. Since her father would want to get Charlie one of every Pokémon because of how much he loves her, and him wanting to give her as much choice in who she want's on her team. As a result Charlie can basically pick any Pokémon and have her team. But she specifically has two main teams.

Her first team when Charlie isn't fighting and showing her friendly she is, wanting to befriend others and not fight them (Though that doesn't stop her from some times switching out some of her team mates because she wants to have turns with all of them).

Charlie's first team (When not fighting)

Shaymin

Cyndaquil

Togepi

Eevee

Misdreavus or Duskull

Horsea

These are the Pokémon she normally has with her. Showing her kind and sweet side. Her little friends helping her around when Razzle and Dazzle are busy doing something else.

Then there is her second team. The one she uses when she needs to fight more seriously and carefully cover more typing.

Charlie's second team (When fighting seriously. Team can very based on who she may be doing up against)

Typhlosion (I was thinking maybe Hisuian Typhlosion but that could also depend on who she's fighting)

Togekiss

Dusknoir or Mismagius

Shedinja

Kingdra

Shymin (Sky form)

Charlie's first Pokémon was Shaymin.

Then there's her fathers team. This one took a bit more thinking. Mostly because of Lucifer. As I was taking themes of the character along with their personalities when making the teams. Plus let's not forget that Applin is a Pokémon that has multiple forms. So he could have an Applin in any form. Plus his circus themes and love of ducks. I could swap Spectrier with a duck Pokémon, or he could keep a duck Pokémon as an extra 7th Pokémon that he just doesn't use in fighting.

Lucifer's team

Mr. Rime

Blacephalon

Primarina

Applin, or Flapple, or Appletun, or Hydrapple

Spectrier

Jirachi

Then we have Vaggie's team. With Vaggie I had to do a bit of thinking since she was an angel before being left in Hell and getting with Charlie (Plus I'm still thinking of the teams so some teams may change in the future).

Vaggie's team

Infernape

Nidoqueen

Espeon

Volcarona

Breloom

Aurorus

This post is going to be super long if I list all the teams I've come up with so far. So I'll put one more list for now. I can make another list in the future to show off more of the team idea's that I've got. Let's end this off with Angel Dust and his team. He still get's to have Nugget cause I'm not lil Nugget from him.

Angel Dust's team

Lopunny

Gardevoir

Ariados

Oinkologne

Salazzle

Tsareena

While Angel still has a fear of spiders he has an Ariados on his team because this Ariados saved him when he first appeared in Hell. He did have a Vaporeon but when he appeared in Hell he couldn't find his water type friend. He's still looking for Swift, trying to figure out what happened to her and know that she's safe.

Well these are some of the teams so far. If anybody thinks that they should be given different Pokémon let me know. Cause I'm carious on what everyone would think their teams would be.

[rebeccaberry]

Why Are 80s Songs So Horny?

[beetleskeleton]

Okay, I've got a bunch of little ideas going round and round in my head and I want to get a vote to see what people wanna see the most. Genres will not be included in this, but more so like concepts.

Poll time

Of course I'll be pepping up some stuff for the war, but regardless of that I'm having a bit of trouble deciding what ideas I should do first.

[blueengland]

People would be a lot happier if I died.

They annoy me. They make me mad. They drive me to tears. They laugh at me. They get annoyed at my crying. They tell me to stop. They wouldn't listen when I wanted them to stop. They make plans on how to torture me. They'd be happy if I was dead. They'd love if I stopped existing one day. They'd celebrate my funeral as if it was a holiday. I should die. It'd make them happy. I wouldn't be here anymore to annoy anyone again. It'd be the right thing to do. I shouldn't be here.

I'm not a person. I'm nothing. I'm dirt for them to laugh at. To make fun of. It's why I'm here. Just a toy. My feelings don't matter. They never did. And now I'm nothing. Nothing but a waste of life and a waste of time. Nothing but a problem.