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Wonder what it could be

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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Did you know that the reason Mew-Genics is taking so long to be released is because t̸̮͋̀ͅe̵̼̾@̷̥͍̽4̶̪̣͐̿8̴̟̮̅(̶̝̄̕*̷̹̿)̴̮̌̕^̸͍̬̆̚(̶̺͗̄*̶̫̋#̵͕͌3̶͚͙̃̑4̷̛̙̺)̷̱͒)̸́̈́ͅ*̴͓͐̾(̵̰̬̐%̷͖͝@̵̭͎̆͛≯̛̺͙̄$̸͕̹͑̕≮͇͒̕@̸̘̫̇%̷̣̘̃́*̶̗͕͛#̴̻̳̎@̷̰̓)̶̹͇̾^̸̘̒̚!̶̭͝<̷͚͎͘͝1̸̛̩͊͜4̷̖̓@̶͓̔^̶̜̀͝*̸̥̾(̸̢̽)̸̬̻͌%̸̻͐͐#̷̢̘͋8̵͉̥͆P̴̤̥̾Ḯ̶̥̊Ḅ̶͆B̶̥́͠Ÿ̵͇́͜P̸̮͓̄I̶̞͝B̷͈͉͒B̶̜͇͌Ỳ̸̩̑P̷̭̈́͘ͅI̴͎̺̓B̷̛̗B̴̪̖̿͝Y̶̛͉̎ͅP̴̝͘I̶̦̿B̶͇̳̎̽B̴͎͆̄Ý̶͔P̶̛̪̽I̶͈̥͝B̶͔̀̾B̸͈̦̒Ý̸͕̹͘P̵̳̂͆Ï̶̝B̵̩̐B̵̳̊̐Y̴͓͒͂P̴̛̝̹Ḭ̵̲̎͌B̷̝̙̀͘B̷̬̿Ŷ̴͚̋P̷̪͘Í̶̘B̴̞̬̉̚B̷̧̆̑Y̷͈̑̇P̵̼͎̐I̸̮̋ͅB̶̙̦̓̋B̶̼̘̂̚Ỳ̴̱P̴̳͙͛͒Ĭ̷͔̪B̸̲̰̌͑B̴̤̅̑Y̵̮̼̊P̵̻̪͋̄Ĩ̷̥̼B̷̩̘̈̈́B̷̲̺͑͑Ÿ̷̧̞̚P̵̰̔I̵͈̞͒̒B̶̩̥̃B̵̤̗̈́Ỹ̵̰͛P̷̭̮̋͗I̸̮̿̌B̵͈̊B̸̫͒

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words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin

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I think she took the wrong door

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‘roofs’ looks unbelievably stupid typed out. why can we not say ‘rooves.’ clown language with clown plurals

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It’s over, I have the high ground

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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bruh wtf is fruitiger aero

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draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope

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I’ll see your “the villain repeatedly kidnapping the princess is actually just extreme sex rolepaying” and raise you “it is, in fact, an RP thing, but there’s nothing sexual about it – the princess is just really into escape rooms, and the ‘villain’ is the only escape room artisan around who’s unethical enough to be willing to build challenges that meet her frankly deranged standards”.

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